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Philadelphia:
Ask your pastors these 3 questions and you would be marvelled at their responses.

I have the answers even with biblical and thesaurus approciphal proof. But guess what, it doesn't give me one million kobo. The money is the main thing that shows its all a lie. Pastor w f kumuyi answered this questions long ago.

Why are you lying. You will not give us a guaranteed proof of the one million, if it is even in existence how will you know the right answer and how will the person be contacted and paid. Only fools will fall for this trickery. Satan is the father of lies.

#get_thee_behind_me

Am here and ready for your arbitrage tutorial

PrettyHausaGirl:
I hve thought bout that but please I can't. I cried over the thought of getting rid of it but I hve no other choice. Am dead!

Sister you are not dead. But unless you know a clinic where it is done, I wish you guys used condom or at least the pills taken immediately after sex but what if your be takes you abroad to deliver. You can ask him

All his 'show off' works will never make him a governor or president. He should continue doing these things without ambition else Nigerians will shock him

PrettyHausaGirl:
Dear nairalanders,
I know some may judge me and stuff but please let's leave the judgment for now.
I'm an undergraduate and I recently found out I'm 3 weeks pregnant for my boyfriend who works outside the country. We hd sex on the 1st and 2nd of this month when he visited. I cannot keep the baby and I informed him of it and my decision nd he was supportive. Problem is I have gotten misoprostol twice..had stomach ache but no discharge...I'm worried. The longer it goes the more dangerous it could become and I can't afford to let my parents know and I don't want a hospital removal.

Please I need suggestions on the most potent drug or mixture or method of removal please. Please don't insult me. Just help or move on.

I feel your pain but don't you think this is murder. I know you don't want to be a mother but... It's tough to tell how best to handle this. Maybe the child is a destiny child and will change your life positively if you don't abort Pls reconsider

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I have been wondering; why don't I ever have the urge for se.x?

I'm in my early 20s and have never ever had the urge for se.x, I'm a Christian and very religious. what could this mean?[/color]

It means you are a corrupt Nun.

DaintyJenny:
Apart from the first one, the others sound alien to me.














Yea, I'm not very sophisticated.

OK BYE

babasolo:
What would you do if after ur
wedding day u found out dat
the cameraman didnt take any
pictures he was only flashing
lights!!!

I would watch the video of the wedding and snap with my laptop print screen button o. No room for bitterness this 2016.

DaintyJenny:
I'd like to know the details first please.

The businesses are
importation...
Captcha solving
Binary trading
Etc

DaintyJenny:
I'd like to know the details first please.

The businesses are
importation...
Captcha solving
Binary trading

nicolosam:
Why have u taken this issue personal? Is going to church a must? What is ur definition of a church? U can on any confusing issues of ur life right there in ur room! Brother, no need to curse ur fellow man by saying God will fight him. Too harsh of you. However, the young lady knows what she want and should take a decision and bears the aftermath of her decision

Bros going to church is a must o. Heb 10:24-25. No be me talk am

DaintyJenny:
I sure do wanna make money.
So, how do we begin the learning process?

Send me a PM or a mail

oladiplenty001:
I am 28 yrs old dating a 23yrs old lady. We met feb last year, since then our Relationship has been smooth and heading to marriage! not until last Saturday when her ex lover showed up at her door asking her to accept him back! To break my heart further they had sex that night. Am deeply in love with this lady but don't know what to do? Can you advice me on what to do? I have been thinking all night looking for someone to talk to...
Please your candid advice will be appreciated!

BROS NA WA FOR YOU O, SO NA HERE YOU WAN FIND TRUE WISE COUNSEL??

I FEAR WHO NO FEAR YOU.... THIS IS NOT THE PLACE O. MEET ANYONE YOU KNOW WHO CAN GIVE YOU COUNSEL... ALSO I FEEL YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TO DO.... SO GO AND DO WHAT YOUR MIND HAS TOLD YOU TO DO EVEN IF YOU ARE SCARED OF DOING IT.... ELSE SHE MAY HAVE MORE THAN ONE EX AND GIVE YOU HIV.

queendoreez:
Oh, i see. Its okay. Sorry for disturbing.

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QUEEN I ALREADY REPLIED U O, WAS ONLY PULLING YOUR HAIR O..... AM A PLAYFUL DUDE O, I AINT A STINGY GUY O.

airex:
Get sense and always understand what people say on this platform b4 typing nonsense.

SAME TO U

Azazi:
I just love the UNIVERSITY of BENIN
1. u ask your friends..how far with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
2. You graduate with 2.20 and you will be telling yourself. If it
was to be Faculty of art.. I would have been a 3.20 graduate by now.
3. If you think true love is the only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you need his signature on a form.
3.In uniben you don't need to go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a drug dealer).
4.uniben guys can configure free browsing on small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention Yahoo join o. Lol).
5. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books. abi dem dey leave am for sch go back house?.
6. u have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because U're already late for lectures.
7. Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....he turns to the
board to write. Before he turns back-------class don full. Lol
8.come night class during exam u go see different levels of reading. scaning,skimming, jaking and lots more.
9. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all. Everyone become born- again
by force.
10. It's always funny when exam supervisor says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.

Others are great, But UNIBEN is the Greatest....
Don't underestimate d power of a man who graduated from UNIBE.#AM1OFDEM

guy you got RAW TALENT..... I AM AN ALUMNI FROM UGBOWO CAMPUS AND I URGE YOU TO START A BLOG AND MAKE MONEY..... CONGRATS. THANKS FOR THIS

IkennaBasilJR:
Nothing seems to work for me, captcha entry job is too stressfull imagine 1000captcha just for a single USD..I know there re people earning online please come to my aid

guy do importation and earn real money. not QUICK FIX.

airex:
U are a cow. A big fat one. Read my view over and over again and if u can't understand it ask d closest person to u to throw more light. Be it for counselling or prayers! What I'm trying to tell u is that taking a guy to pastors or parents doesn't guarantee a long lasting relationship to lead to marriage. Some guys can go that far to buy d girl's trust, get what they want and dump the he'll outta the girl. Understand what I'm trying to say here and ull see that ure the myopic one here. Senseless fooool.

you even took time to reply.... we are both the same then. EAT GRASS TODAY.

DaintyJenny:
Hi guys!
So I'm kinda new here.
I'm just looking forward to meeting new and interesting peeps..which i know y'all are.
Do pause to say Hi.

. Am here if you wanna learn how to make money o

paroh137:
Try and explain as coherently as possible please.

It's murder. Cos the chair fell in the direction of the blood splatter on the wall and also the position of the body especially the head could not have been coherent with the hand holding the gun and the blood stain on the wall... She was sitting on the chair and her head was blown off and that's why the wall had that stain. If she killed herself.. The blood would not have been on the wall and her cigarette is also on the wrong hand. She could not be smoking and shoot herself also with the gun fired and she falls to the floor the cigarette can not remain so intact between her fingers.

Then the letter on the table was written with her hand and if she killed herself the chair wouldn't have fallen off... Also if she killed herself in whatever direction... She wouldn't have fallen so neatly in the state her body was found. There were no signs of struggle

bottlewater1:
Am also intersted this is number 08068762910

Bros I believe you can read. I said mail... Not sms. What business do I have to do with your number. It is u dat need to contact me not the other way round. Pls contact the Op and he will give you what I send to him

Nlevel:
I think u misunderstood wat he meant.He meant that d boss can still go ahead to have sex with her even. after they v met with a pastor.

Well I don't know how you read o or what you see.... But if it's a real man of God that she takes him to, even the demon pushing him will flee. And if she tells a true man of God.. He will ask her to leave the company

ambassadorgozie:
Bros ur reply just shows u r nt a christian at all

I didn't say I was. Your response shows you have no better answer.

airex:
There are countless number of people who have been introduced to pastors and parents and still end up being dumped. So keep that ur suggestion. Doesn't really make sense.

Are you so dumb. Are all pastors fake. Going to a pastor is for counselling. If I know how spiritual she is then she has to go a mountain and pray fire upon the man. You don't have a better suggestions and yet you face me just because I mention pastor.... Why are you so myopic. God will judge you.... I don't care what pastor has duped or offended you.... We overcome evil with good. If you cannot bring light don't curse the darkness. I pity your destination.... So because there are fake pastors we should not serve God again ba Or we should not go to church... And allow the devil Deceive us that Christianity is in the heart.... My dear God will fight you. You must be proud and hurt. I am no pastor but fake will always prove that there are real ones somewhere. Mtchew

Funkychic:
Barely a month i got employed in a Microfinance bank for my SIWES, and my boss seriously wants a relationship with me!. Though, he's cute and handsome, but i can't just imagine dating someone working in d same organisation with me, not to talk of my boss. I av turned him down severally, but he has refused to take MY NO for an answer. ...what do i do to wave him aside and it wouldn't affect my job? I seriously need ur suggestions pls

Tell him if he is serious with you he should come and meet your pastor or your mum. Else he will have sex with you and dump you as a side check..... If you don't do this then it shows what kind of Lady you are. Be real o.... Men are crafty when it comes to sex

queendoreez:
You are yet to reply my own mail.

Now I do not remember asking you to mail me. I asked the owner of the thread to do so. Not those with comments. It's same here. When I send it to the Op then he can send it to every one else.

Derrickfresh:
Hey guys,was just planning of downloading some games on my phone but I don't know very good games to download so I decided to ask you. ..please tell me some and the links to download them from

Guy go search Google.... What's the fun in having the games every one else has.... Can't you be different. What best for some may be too shabby for others.... Grow up and stop taking Nairaland as an answering machine else you may get the worst or most narrow minded answers. Don't quit on your creativity and curiosity.... Google is the place for sharp minds to discover a whole lot. I beg of you.


People as questions on Nairaland that if only they asked on Google they would get both Nairaland answers plus more from around the world.... Pissed