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mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, ever since I was younger I was told that I look like Jim Iyke. People always say hey you look like Jim Iyke's younger sister.

So, do I look like Jim Iyke?[/color]

you are so cute

Tbillz:
I urgently need a contact address of a Solar Energy Training class In Lagos. I will appreciate Useful information. Thanks

GUY GO TO DEALDEY WEBSITE O

OLAADEGBU:
What year was Jesus born? When was Jesus born? If Jesus was born 4-6 BC, why doesn't it match with the calendar?

HE WAS BORN IN that-year (meaning between BC n AD)

psunda43:
in this thread am going to teach you guys how to place your bet that will guarantee steady income, you don't need to panic because of loss

please am here o

ClassicQueen:
I dunno if this is the right section to post this. Honestly things are really tight for me now my work place didnt pay our Dec Salary we are expecting it between 15 and 20th of this Month we dont even know when we will get that of Jan hopefully 20Feb chai. Any one that is willing to help my condition now should pls lend me 5k and i will pay 6k in return. Thanks guys you are the only family i have right now all my friends i ask are complaining that they dont have, no money, stories, things are dry etc.

well we have seen many and scammers are much...... how do you prove different....

RedCard88:
there is dis gal i dated for a year & 2months. we are very close &each time we make love, she always insist i use protection even wen i want 2enter raw. so i hav never entered her raw. recently she gain university admision &wen she came back 4 last Xmas break, she insisted dat i make lov to her raw without protection &wen i refused she walked out & told me it means i am sleeping wit anoda gal. guyz what is she up to? y are ladies two sided

SHE HAS HAD RAW SEX N ENJOYED IT, MY DEAR...............FLEEEEE

somypress:
Is it ones religion that builds her spiritual life.

no its PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD.............BE A PERSONAL FRIEND OF JESUS TODAY

sweetboiy:
Just curious to know!

I DO AND I STILL GET PAID, SO?

jusRadical:
Rubbish.


The sacrifices of a sinner is an abomination before GOD. Proverbs 15:8

KAI KAI KAI
OVER-ZEALOUS BROTHER, KNOW YE NOT THAT KNOWLEDGE PUFFET UP? BE HUMBLE AND HAVE TEMPERANCE, TELL ME HOW YOUR COMMENT HAS HELPED HER GAIN WISDOM, IS IT NOT A NORM TO REPENT OF ALL SINS BEFORE PRAYING? MUST WE ALWAYS BE CONSCIOUS OF SINS, ARE WE NOT WEARING A BREASTPLATE*(CONSIOUSNESS) OF RIGHTEOUSNESS? IF YOU HAVE NOTHING TO SAY THAT WILL EDIFY, SHUT YOUR VAIN MOUTH THAT IS NOT FILLED WITH GRACE AND LETS HELP THE LADY.... I PRAY GOD HELPS YOU TO WALK IN LOVE.... NA 2016 WE DEY O, NO BODY HOLY PASS O

yeanka007:
Hello nairalanders, I Have learned a lot of things from Nairalanders and laugh many times from some funny contributions.

Let me move straight to the point, late I have noticed a strange change in me by the way my dick erect every time I woke up, I knew you would said it is normal but this every time even if I slept for 15 minutes be it night or afternoon. There was a day I was embarrassed in the office. It happened that I fall asleep for just 10 minutes, a lady that comes to our office woke me and I get up, alaaass!!!! My dick was full erected. The lady saw it, she sighs"hmmm" and I asked her why hmmm. She replied me mockingly "How are you having sex in your dream?" Her question got me angry that I reply her mockingly "It's you that am having sex with, rubbish".

Please guys How can I stop this erect or what is causing this.

PRACTICE WEARING PANTS(NOT BOXERS O) SO THAT YA JOHN TOMAS WILL NOT SHOW THE WORLD IT IS STRONGLY STANDING RATHER IT WILL CURVE DOWNWARDS

reminiscing:
Thanks a lot.I was very shocked that he barely knows me and he is asking for sex

DO MIDNIGHT PRAYERS ON HIS HEAD O AND USE HIM AS SCAPE GOAT THAT YOU ARE A 'NO-GO' AREA FOR LUSTFUL MEN LOOKING FOR A CHEAP SCORE ONE NIGHT STAND

reminiscing:
I have really suffered o.A guy who happens to b a manager of a printing press that offered to assist me with my hostel Accommodation payment stopped picking my calls last week because I have refused to sleep with him.He said he loved me and all he is making for is for me to allow him sleep with him and he will give me the money he promised.I was surprised wen he promised to help with the payment because I met him last month and now imagine the Option he gave.I feel really disappointed....I wonder where our generation is headed for...

YOUNG LADY, FUTURE MOMMY TO GREAT CHILDREN, ROLE MODEL AND MENTOR TO OTHER MUMMIES WHO MAY BE CARELESS NOW.... LET ME EXPLAIN THAT THE GUY IS AN AGENT OF SATAN SENT TO RUIN YOU BEFORE THE RIGHT GUY COMES FOR YOU, HE IS A DESTINY DISTRACTION, SO FLEE.... AND SEEK GOD, HE WILL PROVIDE FOR YOU... IF YOU WERE MEANT TO BE A LovePeddler, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN RAISED IN A HOTEL, BUT SINCE YOUR PARENTS WERE DISCIPLINED AND GODLY ENOUGH TO INSTILL THIS PRICELESS CHARACTER IN YOU, KEEP CALM AND WAIT ON GOD, 2016 YOU WILL SMILE O.....

DopeMonies:
When buying from Aliexpress, do they deliver to post office in other states rather than Lagos? and secondly, do I incur a fixed charge from my bank after transaction? I use First bank. Please I need experience and reliable answers. sorry if these questions may sound dumb.

TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS= YES...... I AM IN BENIN AND IT IS DELIVERED TO POST OFFICES

akagson:
But before I claim I didn't get it, I must wait for the "days remaining" to elapse right? That is, the 60 days delivery time.

yes be patient

adesegun121:
Wow

SHE IS CUTE, AND NOT TOO TALL

xkluzif:
i wil personally teach u how to win and make at least 3~4k per day depending on d hr u used playing.

note i will charge a token for it cus it take me month to figure it out.

I WILL ONLY BE READY TO PAY IF YOU GUARANTEE A REFUND IF I LOOSE..... IS YOUR STUFF FAIL PROOF? I HAVE LOST SO MUCH THOUSANDS O..... NO DULLING, OYA TALK

perrybrain:
[color=#000099][/color]Pls ur help guys .......wat ar d appropriate ANSWERS 2 STRENGHT n WEAKNESS Question in an INTERVIEW session............luv ya!

STRENGTH= TEAM PLAYER, ATTENTION TO DETAILS, QUICK ADHERENCE TO INSTRUCTIONS

WEAKNESS= WORKAHOLIC, BEING A PERFECTIONIST, ABILITY TO TAKE WORK HOME IF NOT YET FINISHED

Marvel1206:
I wanted to root my itel 1503 with iroot on pc and i connected the pc via usb with my device.. I checked my windows explorer and i saw itel 1503 there, i clicked and i saw my internal and external storage then i opened i root and i tried to connect but i keep getting "No devices found"

i've tried all i could and i keep getting 'No Devices Found'

I've enabled the Usb debugging mode on my device but still same, anyone to help please

YES, SIMPLY SELL YOUR ITEL, ITS NOT THE BEST WITH ROOTING, OR YOU INSTALL framaroot.apk ON IT AND USE BOROMHIR and it will be rooted, ITEL is a confused mobile, so pls use something more generic,

akagson:
Thank you. The funny thing is that this is not my first time buying from Aliexpress. At least, I've successful purchased a laptop and few other electronics from Aliexpress with success.
I did check the reviews before ordering and surprisingly, the reviews are all 4star+. I beginning to think they sent me a different item, but the picture matches. And all the reviews were before 11/11 that means those who initially bought the bag bought it at the regular price which is supposed to be $53. That's the main reason why I said the bag must be nice since it cost much. So I grabbed it at the $12 11/11 Singles Day bonanza offer. But here am I with a f**kd up bag.

Of course, I used Escrow. What would happen if I request a refund? What about the item with me? How we go do am?
What if I claim that the bag never got to me?

OK CLAIM IT NEVER GOT TO YOU AND DONT EVEN GIVE A NEGATIVE FEEDBACK, THEN YOU WILL GET YOUR CASH BACK EASILY AFTER 1-2WEEKS

akagson:
Hi. On Nov 11th, I bought this item from an Aliexpress seller on 11/11 Day (their Black Friday/ Cyber Monday equivalent in China.)
Prices of items are being slashed on that day. I saw a bag I liked. The price of the bag showed that they had slashed it from $53 to $12.
I thought to myself, "wow, this bag that originally cost $53 would be a very quality item". Let me grab it for this bonanza price of $12.

I paid for the bag and it was shipped to me. I just received the bag now from the post office, and to be frank with, I'm very disappointed at the quality of the bag. It looks very inferior. I could have gotten something of a better quality even here in Nigeria than this trash.

I feel cheated by the seller. How do I handle them?
1. Should I go ahead and mark the order completed and then leave a negative review for the seller?
2. Or should I claim that I didn't receive the item and then open a dispute with the seller so that they'll give a refund or send another bag?

Note: the bag was sent through China Post and on the label, they wrote "untracked". That means it apparently wasn't tracked.

Please, those with experience of buying from Aliexpress should come in and give suggestions.
Abeg, keep off if you've not bought from Aliexpress before.
I feel cheated. This seller sent me an inferior item.

HOPE YOU USED ESCROW PAYMENT SYSTEM? IF YES, THEN ITS SIMPLE, JUST REQUEST PAYMENT AND YOU CAN GET YOUR REFUND.....

BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO GET EBOOKS ON ALIEXPRESS COS I USED TO HAVE SUCH PROBLEMS WHEN I WAS A NEWBIE BUT NOW I GET QUALITY PRODUCTS FOR RIDICULOUSLY CHEAP PRICES, ONE THING I FEEL YOU DIDNT DO IS THAT, YOU DIDNT CHAT WITH THE SHOP OWNER BEFORE BUYING THE BAG AND ALSO, YOU JUMPED AT THE FIRST OFFER BASED ON CHEAP PRICES YOU HAD.... ALSO YOU SHOULD CHECK REVIEWS ON WHAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE BOUGHT FROM THE SELLER ARE SAYING..... THERE IS SO MUCH YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T DO OR WATCH OUT FOR..... ANYWAY, YOU ARE LEARNING BY EXPERIENCE. ITS WELL

nwakaibeya1:
I have the power to judge according to john 5 ,30 and that is why we must judge evil people spiritually and that is where Jesus CHRIST dwells and operates from and behold judgement and revenge of real Jesus CHRIST has come BACK as he promised for the bible says for you know who is coming for revenge and if someone is coming for revenge is he comming to plead with evil people?and that is our message which is not good for the ear of the evil and wicked people and that is why they the evil people are quick to know who is judgemental or not?how long will we wait for the evil people to continue to triumph and win?does any who do evil not know that he is doing evil?for how long do we have to plead to evil people to repent while God himself refuses to reconcile with their father the devil and what happens to the children of the devil who already knows their abode and resting place or where they are headed?human beigns must be told the truth GOD is only merciful to those who needs his mercy and he loves only those who loves him and not for everyone ,so you must be wise and accept the truth we speak or perish no appologies and for those who claim to know God and Jesus CHRIST why dont you investigate what we speak and confirm afterall where are those who claim to see tomorrow and PROPHESY and also know Jesus Christ very well? why dont you ask Jesus Christ questions and find out if truly he has come back as we have said to the world after all its the same name Jesus CHRIST that we are talking about and no other name?

MY DEAR GET CLEAR UNDERSTANDING, IF YOU ARE MADE A JUDGE THEN YOU HAVE MORE RESPONSIBILITIES TO BE OF A PURE HEART BEFORE YOU JUDGE, THATS ALSO WHAT JESUS SAID WHEN PEOPLE TRIED TO JUDGE AN ADULTEROUS WOMAN..... SO GO AND CRY TO GOD TO CREATE IN YOU A CLEAN HEART OF LOVE BEFORE YOU KNOW HOW/WHO/WHEN/WHAT/WHY TO JUDGE. THAT VERSE IS FOR THE SPIRITUALLY MATURE.... MANY THINGS ARE INVOLVED O

Triumphloaded:
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show me how

OluwaWizzy:
just Downloaded the new easy worship 6 and can't play any motion videos on them..wonder what might be the cause..kindly need help, plsjust Downloaded the new easy worship 6 and can't play any motion videos on them..wonder what might be the cause..kindly need help, plsjust Downloaded the new easy worship 6 and can't play any motion videos on them..wonder what might be the cause..kindly need help, pls

INSTALL quicktime player AND flash player on your PC and it will run smoothly

fuadone:
I fou d out that people are always tapping from me and even Putin their spirit in me to control me .

how did you find that out, anyway... go to MFM prayer city and you will be free.

mayowa122:
Thanks boss
She really shares in the vision tho
I guess I just have to tell her things will change

BRO REHEARSE ONE GOOD SPEECH AND SHOW HER HOW MANY GREAT COMEDIANS AND EVEN PRESIDENT JONATHAN HAD WIVES THAT STRUGGLED WITH THEM O.... I HAIL YOU O

mayowa122:
Lol
I get u bro
Does month have been in school
When she came to visit me sef I gave her 4k
Just that she is richer than me and does money doesn't mean much

WELL YOU CAN TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN WITHOUT MUCH CASH, JUST BY VISITING PLACES ALSO..... GIVE HER THE VISION OF YOUR LIFE AND SHE WILL RUN WITH IT

honeeeybabe:
I thought davido said she is just a head-butting casual lover?

TRUE BUT WE MAY NOT KNOW WHAT HE FACES PRIVATELY. ITS FUNNY THO, LETS SEE WHERE IT ENDS

mayowa122:
I have been dating this girl for like 3years now, and we have been very very cool, tho am a student with less cash buh she keeps getting me stuffs and showing so much love, I really like her, not because of what she does for me but because of who she is.
For the past 4 month now, she has been really interested in me getting her stuffs and taking her out, the painful part is that she knows am not bucks up and she as been complaining so much that I feel like breaking up, when ever I ask her to leave the relationship if she is not happy anymore, she keeps saying that she can't do without me.
I really like this girl and I wish I could spend much on her, just that have been investing so much in my academics now.
I don't know if I should just break up which will really hurt both of us or just keep fighting over this issue....pls I beg I need usseful ideas.

BROS Y DIDNT YOU SAVE 100 NAIRA AT LEAST DAILY OR EVERY WEEK AND AFTER FOUR MONTHS YOU WOULD HAVE HAD ENOUGH CASH TO EVEN TAKE HER TO THE MOVIES OR BEACH OR A SIMPLE PLACE...... WHY?? YOU CAN NOT TELL ME YOU ARE DEAD BROKE, THEN HOW DO YOU EAT AND TRANSPORT..... LOLS..... DON'T YOU KNOW LADIES CAN REDUCE YOU GPA? AND INCREASE YOUR BP? MY BROTHER BE WISE