₦airaland Forum

cuteT:
d nature secret cream I just bought has d scent of caro white ,Is dis d cream fake? or dats just d way its scents

govaz:
Hello my good people,has anybody used his or her UBA AFRICARD to make purchases recently.Few days ago,i used my UBA AFRICARD to make deposit with one casino site as usual but was rejected.Can somebody please explain what is wrong and if possible, profer solutions.

Dexpro:
With due respect to the moderator of this
section, i hope this is the right section to post
this very useful material. Over the past three
years, research has been ongoing on how to
harness the power of BIOGAS.

In view of this, i have decided to take any
person who might be interested in generating
his/her (Cooking/Electricity) energy @ home by
the hand on how to construct a 500L BIOGAS
TANK for domestic consumption ONLY.

This lesson is made possible by my teacher in
BIOGAS TECHNOLOGY, MR J. Antoni Raj. (Rtd)
Civil Engineer, Uthamapalayam and Dr. S Ajmal
Khan, M.sc, P.hd, Professor- Emeritus, Centre of
Advanced Study in Marine Biology, Annamalal
University, Paranglpettai, India.

All lectures will be supported with pictures. I
need 10 nairalanders to indicate interest before
i proceed. PLS DON'T DROP YOUR EMAILS.

winkmart:
It was absolute disaster in Church today as I made a serious fool of myself right in the presence of the whole congregation. It was as if the ground should open and swallow me up as the kind of goof i made was so uncalled for and I am not so sure I will be attending that church again in my life as I really and totally disgraced myself, even young kids were laughing at me. It only took the grace of God that I stayed for the rest of the service after my major blunder.

As the service was going on before I messed up. I could recollect that it was kinda boring to me as the choir themselves didn’t make matter so well from the onset. The music was so on a low key today and that really got me so bored. I had initially made up my mind not to engage with my phone, but I just couldn’t help the situation and before I knew it, I was on Facebook, I late moved on to www.lagos.life to read about some of my previous stories as well as other authors on the blog, then I proceeded to Nairaland and so on.

There was this particular post of the forum that so much caught my attention and to make matters worse, a particular guy made a comment and I had totally forgotten I was in the church, I burst out in full laughter and that got the attention of every one in the church. The pastor was already giving the sermon at that moment, he paused and looked in my direction.

I knew the Lord would beat me to hell today as I didn’t even know what next was the plan of the pastor. He stared sternly at me and the whole church was so silent. Everyone anticipating what the Reverend would do to Mr Duke and it was so obvious I was going to be the scape goat as the notice has been on for long that worshipers should do away with any form of phone distraction during any church service.

The pastor asked me to walk to the alter. This I did reluctantly and everyone in the church noticed my legs were shaking vigorously. In-fact I had to support myself with the seats row by row as I was moving towards the alter.

I got to the alter and what happened next would be something I would never forget in my life. If a little child had made this mistake, I would be the 1st person to dash him a gift of slap, but as I made the mistake, I didn’t even know what punishment I deserved as the whole church just opened their mouth in great awe, and as I would be fortunate to some extent, non of my family members was in the church.

The pastor simply asked me, what was the name of the first set of people that God created and my response was as stupid as myself was at that moment. Not that I wouldn’t know what the answer was or is, but my state of mind just made me totally a fool and I responded to the pastor saying[b] “The early men were the 1st set of people that God created”[/b]

Am highly depressed as I write as the whole church just Aweeed!!!!!!

http://lagos.life/i-made-a-fool-of-myself-in-church-today/

roseval:
My fiance is in the habit of forgetting my birthday, when ask he will boldly tell me that he forget. And this is the man I want to spend my entire life with. Then he will not apologize or sent an sms even if I remind him. Should I walk out?

tankoy:
thanks bro. If he needs a crash program to upgrade, what shld he go for?

tankoy:
His boss wants him to work in the ICT unit with just a certificate in computer appreciations. What should he Do?

wDavis03:
HOW TO MAKE NOTING LESS THAN #100,000 IN LESS THAN A MONTH IN NIGERIA

THIS IS THE MOST RELIABLE AND STRAIGHT FORWARD ONLINE BUSINESS/JOB EVER THAT HAS HELPED THOUSANDS OF NIGERIANS INCLUDING ME, AND YOU SHOULD COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY FOR BEEN PART OF IT.

AND THIS JOB IS MEANT FOR EVERYBODY AND YOU DON'T NEED TO BE AN INTERNET GURU BEFORE YOU CAN MAKE MONEY HERE.

A lot of Individuals in Nigeria has searched in one way or the order on how to earn a living in Nigeria (make good money) because of the insufficient job opportunity and low economy in the country, and I’ve been in that position before until I was able to make a way out for myself with the help of God. After a long search in the internet trying and failing, wasting much money, I found a genuine and legitimate way of making money in Nigeria.


Let me go straight to the point. Instead of waiting for the government to provide jobs for me, i started this online job that was introduced to me by a friend, making nothing less than #100,000 in a month, although i make only #60k monthly on this job, it's because of the amount of time i spend online doing the job daily.

WHATS THIS JOB ALL ABOUT?

A seminar introduced me to an online website where there are millions of employers looking for individuals to do some jobs for them. These jobs include writing Articles and Essay on various topics For their adverts, website or blog. Here, you can register as a worker or an employer. So when you register as a worker, you would be given millions of jobs from the employers to complete and the get paid. VERY SIMPLE.

LET'S GET PROPER UNDERSTANDING TO KNOW HOW IT WORKS

After registering for free, you would be given a page containing various kinds of jobs in the company that can be done by you the worker. Here you would be asked to add your skills, which includes all the things you know you can do. like writing Articles and Essays, web designing, Auto cad, Architecture, Drawing and Painting, Artwork, Typing, Project researcher ETC. and many more.

you can add a maximum of 20 skills and a minimum of one. Don’t be worried, even if you don’t have up to 20 skills, This is the secrete i make use of.
I added all the skills i know i can get someone around to do for me like Art work skills, Web designing, Architecture, Auto Card etc. the only one i can do my self is writing Articles, Typing and Project research work (google can do that for you).

NOTE; Auto cad, Architecture, Web designing jobs etc, pays a lot. even up to $250 per job.

after setting up your account, all the jobs in the website, that are related to the skills you have chosen would appear on your dash board, so its just for you to go there and select the suitable ones and do them and get paid.

There are millions of jobs waiting for you. SO DON’T BE SCARED, THE JOBS DON’T GET FINISHED.


THE BEST WAY TO DO THE JOB WITHOUT STRESS

Let's say for example you pick a job to write an article or an essay of which A 500 word essay goes for about $10 dollars and you can do this in less than an hour yourself simply by searching the topic on google and copying from Google. And you can write up to 5 a day, that is 5 x $10= $50 in a day depending on how serious you are and how long you spend online. And a Dollar is Approximately #200 or higher currently in Nigeria, Multiply by 30 days in a month. Imagine how much you can make from this business.

NOW NOTE THAT WRITING AN ESSAY IS ONE OF THE LEAST PAYING JOB THERE.

LETS TAKE ANOTHER EXAMPLE.

For example you pick a job to design a logo which can go for $60, or make a design with Auto cad, which can go for $120, or do an art work which can go for $300, because when you do such art work, you would submit it to their agent here and it would be posted to where ever they need it. you see this is real Business/Job.

Now if you don't know how to do any of the above job, you can simply tell someone to design a logo for you using photo shop software in the computer for you and pay him #2,000 or #1,500, when the work is done, you'll submit it and get paid $60- $70 which is approximately #6,000 to #10,000 depending on the Logo design you are asked to do.

Even if it's an art work, and you will be paid $300, = #60,000 and above, there are many artist in Nigeria who would do this job for you with #10,000-#15,000, and you get a profit of #45,000 or #50,000


NOTE THAT YOU CAN SET THE CONDITIONS OF THE JOB WITH THE EMPLOYER, FOR EXAMPLE IF HALF OF THE PAYMENT SHOULD BE PAID BEFORE THE JOB IS DONE OR NOT, TIME TO COMPLETE THE JOB AND LOTS MORE. SO IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOU.

MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU GET YOUR PAYMENT PAID DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IN NIGERIA NO STRESS AND WITHDRAW FROM ANY ATM AROUND THE WORLD AND IT IS TOTALLY FREE TO REGISTER AND START THIS BUSINESS

NOTE; I have been doing this Job for a year and six months, i dint tell people because i wanted to test it and make sure it's real, now my eyes have see, my hands has touched the money from this job and i believe everyone can do this job, boys, girls, men, women, it's time to do something and stop blaming our country for everything.

i can't explain everything here, and teach on how to go about this job here, so i have made a Guide on the A-Z steeps on how to go about this job and start make your own cool cash.

THIS E-BOOK GUIDE CONTAINS ALL THE NECESSARY INFORMATION YOU NEED FROM SCRATCH ON HOW TO START UP THIS BUSINESS/JOB.

THE A-Z GUIDE GIVES DETAILED INFORMATION ON;

HOW TO REGISTER SUCCESSFULLY ON THE SITE FOR FREE
HOW TO SET UP YOUR ACCOUNT
HOW TO CHOSE AND ADD YOUR SKILLS
HOW TO BID FOR JOBS AND START DOING THE JOBS PROVIDED
HOW TO SUBMIT TO JOBS
AND MOST IMPORTANT HOW TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY DIRECTLY INTO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT, NO STRESS!!!!!!!!

THIS BOOK COMES WITH ALL SCREEN SHOT TO MAKE EVERYTHING AS EASY AS ABC….

SO ITS TIME TO STOP LOOKING FOR CHEAP THINGS TO DO ONLINE AND START REAL WORK THAT WOULD EARN YOU GOOD CASH, ALL YOU NEED FOR THIS JOB IS JUST A LAPTOP, INTERNET CONNECTION AND YOUR BRAIN.

WITH GOD ON YOU SIDE AND YOUR DETERMINATION, YOU CAN ACHIEVE EVEN MORE THAN 200K FROM THIS JOB MONTHLY.

IF I AM TO GIVE THIS GUIDE OUT ON A NORMAL GROUND, IT'S MORE THAN #10K BUT I AM NOT GIVING IT OUT FOR 10K, NOT EVEN 5K.

I WOULD BE GIVING THIS GUIDE OUT FOR A LITTLE TOKEN OF 3K TO THOSE WHO ARE REALLY INTERESTED IN THIS PERSONAL FINANCIAL TRANSFORMATION.

IT ALL DEPENDS ON YOUR DETERMINATION TO MAKE IT.

GET YOUR COPY NOW WHY IT LAST AND MAKE GOOD USE OF THIS OPPORTUNITY!!!
BY CONTACTING ME ON 08031876569 FOR MORE INFO.

cuteT:
plz help me out

Raotito:
Jesus Christ is the one who says, He is the only begotten Son of God.
Jesus Christ is the one who first bear the witness and declared unto the world that is the only begotten Son of God.
It is not Apostle John that said it; Apostle John was only wrote what he heard from the mouth of Jesus Christ.
Let us see where Jesus Christ was first declared himself that He is the only begotten Son of God, because this statement is worried and given headache to many people from the centuries.
In John 3:3-19 says, Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
4 Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?
5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
8 The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.
9 Nicodemus answered and said unto him, How can these things be?
10 Jesus answered and said unto him, Art thou a master of Israel, and knowest not these things?
11 Verily, verily, I say unto thee, We speak that we do know, and testify that we have seen; and ye receive not our witness.
12 If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?
13 And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven.
14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:
15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
16 For God so loved the world that he gave his [only begotten Son], that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the [only begotten Son of God].
19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. (KJV)
Jesus Christ was here preaching to Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews, also Jesus Christ declared the Love of God toward the world, He said that God had given [only begotten Son] to the world to reign and rule the world, also to rule the coming Paradise [the New Earth and the New Heaven].
It is written: John 18:37. Pilate therefore said unto him, Art thou a king then? Jesus answered, To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. (KJV)
Again in John 10:34-39. Jesus answered them, Is it not written in your law, I said, Ye are gods?
35 If he called them gods, unto whom the word of God came, and the scripture cannot be broken;
36 Say ye of him, whom the Father hath sanctified, and sent into the world, Thou blasphemies; because [I said], [I am the Son of God]?
37 If I do not the works of my Father, believe me not.
38 But if I do, though ye believe not me, believe the works: that ye may know, and believe, that the Father is in me, and I in him.
39 Therefore they sought again to take him: but he escaped out of their hand, (KJV)
Again in John 11:4. When Jesus heard that, he said, This sickness is not unto death, but for the glory of God, that [the Son of God] might be glorified thereby. (KJV)
Again in Joh 5:17-26. But Jesus answered them, My Father worketh hitherto, and I work.
18 Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God.
19 Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son can do nothing of himself, but what he seeth the Father do: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son likewise.
20 For the Father loveth the Son, and sheweth him all things that himself doeth: and he will shew him greater works than these, that ye may marvel.
21 For as the Father raiseth up the dead, and quickeneth them; even so the Son quickeneth whom he will.
22 For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son:
23 That all men should honour the Son, even as they honour the Father. He that honoureth not the Son honoureth not the Father which hath sent him.
24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
25 Verily, verily, I say unto you, The hour is coming, and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the [Son of God]: and they that hear shall live.
26 For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself; (KJV)
Again in Matthew 11:27. All things are delivered unto me of my Father: and no man knoweth the Son, but the Father; neither knoweth any man the Father, save the Son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him. (KJV)
In Matthew 22:41-46. While the Pharisees were gathered together, Jesus asked them,
42 Saying, What think ye of Christ? [whose son is he]? They say unto him, The Son of David.
43 He saith unto them, How then doth David in spirit call him Lord, saying,
44 The LORD said unto my Lord, Sit thou on my right hand, till I make thine enemies thy footstool?
45 If David then call him Lord, how is he his son?
46 And no man was able to answer him a word, neither durst any man from that day forth ask him any more questions. (KJV)
Again in Matthew 16:16-18. And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the [Son of the living God].
17 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Barjona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven.
18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. (KJV)
Jesus Christ is the Son of God by nature and not by grace, all others Son of God is by grace they become the Son of God.
In Luke 1:35. And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God. (KJV)
In Matthew 1:20. But while he thought on these things, behold, the angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a dream, saying, Joseph, thou son of David, fear not to take unto thee Mary thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is [of the Holy Ghost]. (KJV)
Jesus Christ is a wise Master in answering questions whenever his enemies asked Him a questions like in the Matthew 26:63-65. But Jesus held his peace. And the high priest answered and said unto him, I adjure thee by the living God, that thou tell us whether thou be the Christ, the Son of God.
64 Jesus saith unto him, [Thou hast said]: nevertheless I say unto you, Hereafter shall ye see the Son of man sitting on the right hand of power, and coming in the clouds of heaven.
65 Then the high priest rent his clothes, saying, He hath spoken blasphemy; what further need have we of witnesses? behold, now ye have heard his blasphemy. (KJV)
Again in John 18:37. Pilate therefore said unto him, Art thou a king then? Jesus answered, [Thou sayest that I am a king]. To this end was I born, and for this cause came I into the world, that I should bear witness unto the truth. Every one that is of the truth heareth my voice. (KJV)
Again in Matthew 22:15-21. Then went the Pharisees, and took counsel how they might entangle him in his talk.
16 And they sent out unto him their disciples with the Herodians, saying, Master, we know that thou art true, and teachest the way of God in truth, neither carest thou for any man: for thou regardest not the person of men.
17 Tell us therefore, What thinkest thou? Is it lawful to give tribute unto Caesar, or not?
18 But Jesus perceived their wickedness, and said, [Why tempt ye me], ye hypocrites?
19 Shew me the tribute money. And they brought unto him a penny.
20 And he saith unto them, Whose is this image and superscription?
21 They say unto him, Caesar's. Then saith he unto them, Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's. (KJV)
Behold! Anyone who does not believe in Jesus Christ, His words, His commands is a antichrist.
In 1John 4:3. says, And every spirit that confesseth not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh is not of God: and this is that spirit of antichrist, whereof ye have heard that it should come; and even now already is it in the world. (KJV)
In 1John 2:18. Little children, it is the last time: and as ye have heard that antichrist shall come, even now are there many antichrists; whereby we know that it is the last time. (KJV)
In 1John 2:22-23. Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23 Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: (but) he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also.(KJV)
In 2John 1:7-11. For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.
8 Look to yourselves, that we lose not those things which we have wrought, but that we receive a full reward.
9 Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
11 For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds. (KJV)
It is written: God will tear in pieces the wicked [antichrist] that declared God statutes.
Be warned if you are not a born again Christian or believe that Jesus Christ is the [only begotten Son of God], do not quote or use the Bible to popular or enrich yourself in anyways, because it is very dangerous.
In Psalms 50:16 says, But unto the wicked God saith, What hast thou to do to declare my statutes, or that thou shouldest take my covenant in thy mouth?
17 Seeing thou hatest instruction, and castest my words behind thee.
18 When thou sawest a thief, then thou consentedst with him, and hast been partaker with adulterers.
19 Thou givest thy mouth to evil, and thy tongue frameth deceit.
20 Thou sittest and speakest against thy brother; thou slanderest thine own mother's son.
21 These things hast thou done, and I kept silence; thou thoughtest that I was altogether such an one as thyself: but I will reprove thee, and set them in order before thine eyes.
22 Now consider this, ye that forget God, lest I tear you in pieces, and there be none to deliver. (KJV)
If you want to know more about these teachings below just say yes.
[1] Humans, including the New Testament writers calling Jesus Son of God.
[2] Jesus calling himself Son of God.
[3] Jesus calling God his Father.
[4] God the Father referring to Jesus as his Son.
[5] The devil or demons calling Jesus Son of God.
[6] Jesus referred to as the Son.
[7] The God and Father of Jesus.

thelpey:
i complied a list of interesting movies to see;

1. Black Mass-action,drama,crime

Cast: jonny depp, Dakota Johnson, juno temple, Benedict cumberbatch and others
Summary:The true story of whitey bulger, the brother of a state senator and the most infamous violent criminal in the history of south boston, who became an fbi informant to take down a mafia family invading his turf

2. The Martian-Sci fi

Cast: matt damon, jeff daniels, kate mara, Jessica Chastain and others
Summary:During a manned mission to mars, astronaut mark watney is presumed dead after a fierce storm and left behind by his crew. But watney has survived and finds himself stranded and alone on the hostile planet with only meagre supplies, he must draw upon his ingenuity and spirit to subsist and find a way to signal to earth that he is alive

3.Mission Impossible rougue nation: action, adventure, thriller
Cast: tom cruise, ving rhames, Jeremy renner, paula patton and others
Summary: ethan and team take on their most impossible mission yet, eradicating the syndicate-an international rougue organisation as highly skilled as they are committed to destroying the imf.

for more goto http://thelpey..com.ng/2016/01/must-see-movies-this-month.html

cuteT:
it downloads dem

youngdude1:
I received this mail today from some criminals that wanted to hack into my PerfectMoney account but they weren't aware that I am a sharp guy..
screenshot below

Ussydre:
Hello Goodevening. So i have this friend who has been in a relationship with her boyfriend for like three year And the mother of this my friend is a single mother same with the father of the guy she's dating, They are both single parents. And late last year something lead to something and both parent had to meet. Well to cut the long story short both parent started going out like their children and they are both talking about maybe getting married!! That's the problem now my friend is beginning to feel bad that her mother is seeing her boyfriend's dad.......What will they both do Please and please no insults if you know you don't have anything meaninful to say better don't comment. Thanks

omron:
blog for sale for just 5k
interested buyer should call me 08140726388

humanbeing5th:
why waste money on sport betting when u can earn over $50 for free daily, dis is a scam, i also normally waste my mony on sportbetting b4 i discover dis, and av been paid over $300 in just two weeks(Lying about that too), kindly register through dis referral link to knw how to start earning ur own fake money. http://dollarcell.com/?ref=59362

humanbeing4th:
THIS IS A SCAM, PLEASE SO DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.

ashewoboy:
It's another sunday again, some of us go to church to hear the word of God, but do you practice what you hear in church?

Pastor says, don't lie, you still indulge in lying, pastor says, "fornication is a sin" you still have girlfriend, sidechick, sarewagba, the almighty is watching you.


Really! Youths don't like to hear preaching that has to do with "abstain from pre-marital sex", they abhor it. They opine that sex is what makes youthful life exuberant.