₦airaland Forum

Cellytones:
These are the kind of english I'll be getting from GMB when I vote him abi? God forbid that an educated Almajiri (with MAKARANTAR BOKO) becomes my president.

GEJ.....till Nigeria gets a better option

karyan ka walhi talahi! jonatan most go por otueke a nan gaba walahi talahi!

tit:
stop foaming in the mouth
and tell your mahdi to present his educational qualifications.

ke kin chi kutumar ubanki yar shegiya! ina ruwan mu da yardan ki? betta be capool fa

tit:
buhari should just send a copy of his "school certificate" to INEC.
if he does not, no tinubu or injustice salami can save him!
Op, stop beating around the bush.

ke yar shegiya, hab u eber go to a school? May Allah curse you, you witch!

gbengress1:
Before I delve into detail, let me clarify that I am never a supporter of any of the parties. Nonetheless, I need a clarification on the above subject matter.
When I was in the university, we have good lecturers and bad lecturers. The good ones lecture with passion, encourage their students, encourage meritocracy, high level of discipline, they are always happy whenever their students pass.
The Bad ones hardly come to class (like one or two times in a semester), sell hand outs to students (for marks), fail students intentionally,collect money from students for sorting, sleep with students for them to pass, forcefully collect money from students under them for project supervision, among other nefarious acts.
Today, most of my colleagues still relate to those good lecturers because we are happy to tell others that they taught us. The same cannot be said of the bad ones.
In conclusion, it is no more a news that His Excellency Goodluck Ebele Jonathan was a lecturer, but none of his students are yet to show up for close to six years of his administration. Was he a bad lecturer?
I am just puzzled. I need clarification.

you are a berry good boy walahi talahi, but you shall reciebe a abusing from your people in d space ob some seconds. walahi jonatan is a useless walahi talahi!

kai kai kai kai dis a robbish walahi, you dont need to make money dis way. He must hang and i will be happy por it walahi talahi! a kashe shi dan shegiya!

na so i por bin talk 4 am here since zis morning, a nan walahi talahi jonatan is ole, barawo walahin talahin. shege!

karya ne! jonatan shugaban barayin Nijeria ne walahi talahi! wai wani tax din banza. Barawo ne zai yi wannan maganan? didn't ze crook telling us zat a stealing is not a theifs? Robbish!

Madalla! Haka mu ke so. Ku chi kutumar dan buro ubansa walahi talahi! Kai!

Madalla! Haka mu ke so. Ku chi kutumar dan buro ubansa walahi talahi! Kai!

I can tell u he hab seen notin yet a nan walahi talahi, sai mun chi kutumar ubansa a nan nassarawa walahi! Sai almakura!

tjfulloption:
nijeriyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! SAIIIIIIII GUDI LUCKT

walahi talahi karyan ka ne! Is lie!

tit:
Allah can never answer you prayer.
That your plan no go work.
You will fall into your own trap.
just watch and see.

ke ina fa gaya miki ki pita harka na a nairaland din nan fa. It is por your own good. May Allah curse you, yar shegiya kawai!

Karya ne! He went zear to drink a alcohon walahi talahi!

May almighty Allah ensure that he dosent return. Walahi talahi!

Orunto:
The Lord is great!

I tot I tell u say dis negotiation is ober. Ko ba ka jin magana ne? Eh

citizenY:
@trotsky
Which one do you mean?

Kasa...... earth/land/country??

Kasa /Mesa... python

Kasa is known for deep sleep, especially after swallowing a big prey!!!!

So he swallowed Nigeria
..... and went to sleep

Kasa.... unable!!!

Kasawa ..ineptitude or inability




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You cheeky boy!!¡!

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you why u por fut your dirty mouth into ze matter wey she no konsin you? Ku ji mini sha sha shan yaro fa . Robbish irin ka kawai!

emmanuel4758:
are you crazy what type of English is this ?

Emmanuel, kai shegen sha sha sha ne walahi!

Orunto:
Just vote for GEJ. Next year, there will be sufficient kunu to satisfy you. Goodluck is young, intelligent, good, good looking, presentable home and abroad, for import and for export, humble, determined and absolutely character clueful, progressive and democratic. Which one of these attributes can you seriously dash to any of the APC(ACC, a conservative congressmen in disguise) Presidencial aspirants? A vote for GEJ is not for GMB, is not bokoharam, is not for defectors, is not for saboteurs and is not for unpatriotism. A vote for GEJ is a vote for GEJ, for OBJ, for IBB, for SS, for SE, for SW, for NC, for NE, for DM, for NOI, for PROGRESSIVES, for DEMOCRACY etc etc. VOTE FOR DEVELOPEMENT! VOTE FOR THE YOUTHS! DON'T EVER VOTE AGAIN FOR SENILE OLD MEN. VOTE FOR GEJ, GEJ, GEJ, GEJ!!!! Have you seen what I found?

karya ne walahi talahi!

Who listens to this b.a.s.t.a.d ex-dictator f00l? This scum who almost ruined this country with his phoney $40 billion 'transition to nowhere' program. This 'evil genius' whose annulment of the june 12 election that almost ruined this country. The guy knows the prison cell he'll be in next year by this time. Shege dan iska kawai!

tit:
Buhari is gone!
No woman will vote for him!
Even that his wife will not vote for him again!
Who no like better thing?

Buhari carry your wahalla go back to daura.
go meet your boko haram boys for there.

shut up, you fee dee fee w.h.o.r.e! Ze office of 1st lady is unconstitutional, non-existent and represents a huge drain on our nation's resources. This ugly old faka witch should prepare to vacate the villa come May. You and your fellow 'teets' can join her in otueke if you like

The president and his PDP called their boys to order walahi talahi!

Bloody xtians!

Ngwakwe:
Were they under threat or is there a security report (intelligence) warning them of such gathering?

look you don't live in northern Nigeria sobo da haka ka yi shuru da bakin ka, and by the way why did you ban the trotsky moniker?

babyfun:
Now they are tired of their blood sucking religion....

wannan banzan magana ne walahi talahi, a bery bery senseless and irresponsible talk

starlingleanets:
@OP they are blind they can't see it.

but they have no other choice than to see it

Nonybb:
ATTRIBUTE AND CHARACTER OF A BUHARIST

If you are a Buharist...

¤You must be a Northerner

¤Your religion must be Islam

¤You must hate Jonathan without concrete cause

¤You must be violent and an anarchist

¤You must be abusive and might have called Our President shoeless, clueless and Otuoke drunkered


¤You must have covertly loved Boko Haram when they started newly but now hates them because you have that conception that GEJ is culpable (In other words, you must be a former sympathizer of Boko Haram)

¤Your Party must be APC

¤You must/might secretly love Sharia

¤You might partly be unexposed academically

¤You must have a Born-To-Rule Mentality Syndrome

¤2015 might be the year you will first kill somebody in your life due to electoral disfavour

¤You must have blamed GEJ for too much rain this year

And lastly,

¤You must hate and insult me for telling you this #TRUTH

dis is a robbish talk walahi talahi, a bery robbish talk indeed!

free2ryhme:
the end of corruption is near

the end of boko haram is near

the end of GEJ is here

dis is a bery good talk, a bery bery good talk walahi talahi