₦airaland Forum

vizkiz:
The funny thing these dumb Nigerian celebrities yeyebities don't understand is that these things they post online really goes a long way tarnishing their image...

Hardly will you see American celebrities acting like fools online...because they have too much reputation to protect.

joborskill:
Buhari must not negotiate with those rif rafs. Let them blow up their yeye oil. thank God we have oil in lagos now

idu1:
This yeye pple sef.


Guys dey buy cars wey cost pass this for nairaland dem no make noise about it.

Intellect20:
Nigerian men are hypocrites...tell me you wouldn't want to smash this below. In fact most of them will not miss the opportunity to be with this below!

http://shooshooqtr.tumblr.com/post/84317840417/sabrina-suzuki-big-cock-wooow-click-for

PissedOffWeed:
mora'fucka sharap!!! See him!!! Tiwa was silly as anything......she got married and still rocked male fans on stage with nyash wey suppose be her hubby own!!!! Tell me who is not irresponsible too? Bi*ch carry pregnancy dey go shows dey shake nyash....mtchewww wetin concern me!!!

xkris11:
When the juju she use to charm you has cleared out and you realize you getting married to her

HopeAtHand:
Mbok, Akwa Ibom peeps should take a chill pill. NDDC is technically a property of Rivers, Bayelsa and Delta.

jesse8048:
I'll lik to know the outcome.

Stupedinluv:
Nonsense

Baseless

Because most people patronise black clothings/wears more to match, makes black a better colour? rabbish.

Idk, maybe you can become a door mat for men since its not enough that theyve objectified you for long.

Women should stop saying this in Africa, where men are seen as gods, you only make things worse for yourself and other women.

anuma1:
Whats the meaning of no 6.

pipiko:
Linda Ikeji is a famous blogger who rakes in millions of Naira every month from google and direct advertisers from her . Her mansion in Banana Island,Ikoyi,a choice area makes you go green with envy. It can make your feet stumble and saliva dry up whenever you want to talk to her. Kemi Ashefon, a journalist,Love blogger and relationship counselor writes on how to marry Linda Ikeji.
Here are 10 steps to make her want you:
STEP 1:
Linda Ikeji photoNo matter how rich, famous or hard a woman looks, her anatomy is female. If you are lucky to come across her at any event, make her realise you are interested in her. Lock eyes with her and release a smile from wherever you are seated/standing. Say ‘hi’ once and don’t walk up to her again.
STEP 2

Linda Ikeji says she is celibate. So, don’t be the guy who touches at every opportunity. Carefully avoid any form of physical contact with her. That way, she sees you as a great guy. Then, take a step further and start showing interest in what she does—how she manages her time (blogging is taxing! Show interest in when and what she eats) how she keeps fit despite the stress of staying glued to the laptop/phone all day and what her hobbies are. Women love men who show interest in what they do.
STEP 3:
Successful women also love guys who play hard-to-get. Try it. Don’t overwhelm her with your love or romantic gestures! Let her know you like her, wants to date her but you have your own space. Don’t inundate Linda with calls! She is too busy. Know her leisure time (Laura Ikeji can help with that). Send a text message (just checking on you, how are you faring? ..bla bla)
STEP 4
Please don’t ‘form.’ I mean, be yourself. Linda is a multi-millionaire, so why should any man start boasting about his ‘assets,’ when she had already acquired those things 24 months ago? If you are chanced to be at her Banana Island home, admire, pay compliments but don’t start showing off what you also have at home.
STEP 5
Let her know you want her for who she is—pretty, sexy, enterprising, strong, a good fighter and one who doesn’t hop in any man’s bed. Let her know you respect her, her intellect and business sense. But never ask for ‘financial help’. Even if you are poor, never ask her for money.

STEP 6
This is a very sensitive approach and you have to be careful—Linda is smart! Don’t ask her to start telling you about the men she had dated or who dumped her. Even when she does without the asking, don’t turn it to a research project! You also have your past. You should be interested in winning her heart and making her forget whatever hurt her.

STEP 7
Get close to her siblings. They know her more and when they realise you are a great guy, they will help put in a word for you… ‘Sis, don’t you think you should give Mr.XX a chance?’ they will tell her during family time.
STEP 8
Be patient. Only patient men can end up walking a very rich woman down the aisle. Don’t be troubled by the men calling her for business transactions, or who pay a visit to her office. Part of being a committed partner (which Linda craves for) is letting sleeping dogs lie. Never mix her business with your pleasure. Bloggers are addicted to their phones/other devices and you must not see those as rivals.

STEP 9
Be a shoulder to cry on. It’s a mean world and anyone would do or say anything to hurt her—out of jealousy or based on actions she took on her principles—but you have to give her a soft-landing. Assure her it’s a phase, it will pass away. “Don’t upset yourself over xxxx issues(s)’ you must keep telling her.

STEP 10

Start sharing thoughts on how you want your future home/family to look like. Borrow a cue from Mercy Johnson’s husband, Odi. Mercy recalled how he succeeded in walking her down the aisle:
“During a conversation he suggested that we took our relationship to the next level. While we dated, I knew we would get married because he became a part of my life and we were very passionate about each other. One day, we were at a wedding, Odi said, ‘I think our wedding cake should have a tint of this colour.’ He must have forgotten but it stuck and I am glad that he hinted.”

Source: http://www.niyitabiti.net/2016/04/how-to-marry-linda-ikeji-by-kemi-ashefon/

Adaure4ever:
I disagree.. Physical character is Not a basis of determining a person moral level.
Some quiet introvert girls are very bad secretly esp. In a bit slutty way with Boys.
.... Runs girls has no physical determinant or character.
That girl you see having a tatoo, showing many flesh may be a virgin But that quiet one that is always doing "am holier than thou" maybe an associate prof in Bedmatics and Kwokirikwo science.

Pidggin:
A simple operation will remove those breasts which may have been caused by the presence of female hormones, there is absolutely nothing evil about this.

Why are Africans this backward?

Stupedinluv:
Our constitution will now have women equal to men!

How come its happening now in 2016?

We should have been over this long ago!

missdebs:
if you like lock it with jazz sef, what will be will be. don't just come telling us stories that touch the heart when it finally happens and telling us to keep off your private life

gabinogem:
I guess he wants to venture where no one has dared... he's courageous.

Airforce1:
they both love each other so "yes" pregnancy is aloud

Ladies , its not a sin to get pregnant for someone you love and sure he loves you back

Stupedinluv:
#Team flat tummy till we die#

My husband will be a member^^too.