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gangstaboo:
N AGAIN DF IS NYANSH LOL?

G-boo, nyash  =  a$$  =  behind  = derriere  =  bootay (kinda)  and sometimes on NL, you will see it referred to as Bakassi.

It's all the same. Refers to two well rounded butt cheeks fashionably positioned on the rear of a female member of the human species. A set of these in tight fitting pants have been known to stimulate a certain reaction in certain muscles just below the abdominal region of male members of the human race. This reaction is often accompanied by a rush of blood from the brain to the muscle. This migration of blood from the brain to this particular muscle has been found to be the cause of a temporary loss of the ability to reason in these members of the human species.

Does this help?

gangstaboo:
lol tru mantra . . . you make me smile all cheesy n shytt thats a very good thing

you're tryna get me to open up huh . . . hmmmm write a poem that may help (winks)
nd aite you be the sword i'll be the sheath

Hey! Almost seems like you read my mind.
Poetry is what I do .  .  .  next post will be "An ode to gangstaboo"!

queenafric:
Tru Mantra, u are a baaaaadddddd flirt, lol

Thanks for the compliment Q! Just trying to get G-boo to open up .  .  .   

gangstaboo:
@Tru mantra . . . well dayummmmm. You got skills papi, you got skills thats all Ima sayyy. Mmmmmm. Iv always aspired to be someone's quiver , Wooo chillle, it's getting hot in heree

Sings - It's getting hot in here, so take off all your .  .  .

G-boo, would you rather be a quiver or a sheath? Once an arrow is taken out of a quiver, it never returns.
On the other hand, with a sword and a sheath the action is draw, sheath .  .  .  draw, sheath .  .  .  draaaaawwwww, sheeeeeath!

I say we take a break from photography and the drudgery of science so we can go play sword and sheath.        

What say you G-boo?

gangstaboo:
I look at them everytime I look in the mirror

I would definitely NOT hold it against you . . . and focused like a hammer, straight as an arrow is aMAHzinnng , for my purposes (winks)

Hmmm . . . great that you will NOT hold it against me, but I'd sure love you to hold "em" against me. Maybe only for a split second, while I get my bearing.
My kinda photography requires that I set up my tripod . . . aim . . . and then fire!

I can focus like a hammer if you let me "nail" you. I can be straight as a bow if you will be my quiver!

Remember Andrés Escobar of Colombia? In that case, it was the people (mafia/drug lords) rather than the government that "offed" the guy.
Naija needs to have Yakubu and his crew return the bonuses that they were paid and set a weight limit for Super Eagles players.

G-boo, I'm focused because you give me cause to. Have you looked at your "assets" in the mirror lately? Babe, you've got me focusing like a laser . . . my camera lens that is.
Gotta question, if I told you your booatay was beautiful, would you hold it against me?  

Your observations are only partially true. I know some married folk that are lovey dovey after several years.

Still, the reason why dating folk always appear more in love is simple. No matter how much time they have dated, there is still the possibility that they can part. When you do not have complete ownership, you always value an object more.

Ever wanted something so bad? A car? A certain accesory? A house? Well, how did you feel after you had owned it for a while?

Staying lovey doevy takes work. Why would a married couple make out in public when they have a whole house to get raunchy in? It's the reason why babes that live with their boyfriends are not so smart. Why would a guy pay for what he is getting free? No way!

The topic here is "big" girls . . . not "fat" girls. Folk need to stay on point.

@G-boo . . . we aint done yet, are we?

The North Korean government dey vexo o!

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/29072010/58/world-cup-2010-north-korean-flops-shamed-public.html

We for do Yakubu and Kaita like this.

gangstaboo:
Tru mantra ,

Sorry dear, did I make you sad?

Jim Iyke!

Time travel! Kai, the mischief I'd get up to.

gangstaboo:
LMAO at the cow comment, aiight then jaidey do you . . .

And Tru Mantra, I surely am asking haha

G-boo . . . it's offline time!

gangstaboo:
okayyy I missed your other post

Your knack for speaking in code is . . . amazing

We havent even started our little science experiment yet, and i already am wanting to ask for more . . . pictures. You truly have skills! The anticipation is just ,

G-boo, I'm generous to a fault.
If you ask, I will give . . . or I should say take . . . pictures.
Are you asking?

^ ^ ^ I see that there's no science project anymore

gangstaboo:
@ Tru Mantra
Nope let me hear your ideas first!

Okay .  .  .  I've got a pair of talented eyes and an excellent knowlege of "effective positions". Throw in a knack for taking breathtaking photos and you start to see the value I can bring.   

Lemme eyeball you .  .  . I wont miss a thing. That way you have someone to make sure that every picture you take will be a sight for sore eyes.
I can get you in positions you'd never believe and then take shot after shot after shot. You'll feel so good afterwards, you'll be coming after me asking for more .  .  .  pictures. 

And when all is said and done, we'd have done our little bit to aid the advancement of science.   

gangstaboo:
Lol. Yaay your the first person up here to spell my name gboo!! that makes me happy haha
I think the originator(you) of this 'noble' experiment should participate as well.
agreed?

        G-boo .  .  . I'm honoured that you'd ask. Agreed!
Now, pray tell, how may I be of "service" in the execution of this esteemed scientific cause?
I've got several ideas but maybe I should let the lead actor pick the spot she'd like me to fill.

^ ^ ^ Thanks, G-boo, I  like my name too!
Now, back to the noble cause of scientific exploration. I recommend 3 shots. One from either side and one full frontal a la the current one.
To allow for more accurate deductions, "we" can alternate the different views over a 7 day period. I'll provide you the results of this noble scientific exercise at the end.
Know this, you might just have the fate of "mankind" cradled in your hands.  .  . or more accurately, nestled in your bossom!
About other  things "going up".  .  .  .errr, it might be too late to prevent that already!

@Gangstaboo, could you do one more thing for science? Re-take your profile pic. This time, focus the camera a little lower. I'm measuring the effect of a thread initiator's bootay size on participation in the thread. And believe me, my only interest here is science.

Hey, this list is so unfair. What about Yakubu, Martins and Osaze?

LOVE.4BUG:
my suggestion: pick the girl, convic her to make love to you politely and BOOM!!!

That feelings gos away. it is called LUST.

Hey Love,

Seeing as you made this suggestion, can I try the same strategy with you?
Once we're done rolling in the hay my long time LUST will "go away".

Whaddaya say?       

My preferred candidate would be Donald Duke. I witnessed the transformation of Cross River state during his tenure. For me, the next president should be an individual that has demonstrated his proficiency at the national or state levels.

Here are my opinions about the names on the list;

Pat Utomi: His experience in the corporate world via Volkswagen Nigeria, while useful, does not demonstrate adequate administrative ability as the organization failed while he was at the helm. Still, his credibility is unquestionable and having him as president would guaranty a change in direction for Nigeria.

Dele Momodu: Unlike several other people, I do not hold running Ovation against him. Rather, it demonstrates his ability to identify and make use of opportunities even in challenging situations. This is a trait that the next Nigerian president cannot do without. Still, his sub-par articles for Thisday as well as his annoying name dropping do not endear me to him. I cannot honestly say that he strikes me as having the character and vision required to be our commander-in-chief.

Chris Okotie: Many have castigated him simply for being a pastor. This is simply wrong. The fact that he is a man of the cloth (kinda) does not mean that his aspirations need remail in that area only. He has been an outspoken critic of bad governance for several years and has been actively involved in community service via his church, The Household of God. To his credit, he is eloquent and adept at communicating ideas. This is an invaluable ability in a country like Nigeria where IBB has been described as a charismatic leader. I would love to hear Okotie address the UN as president of Nigeria and I am sure that many on this forum would as well, even if only to experience the grammatical onslaught that he would unleash.
Still, it must be said that his administrative abilities have not been proven on a national or even state level. HIs church does not have branches as far as I know and it is likely that as president he will be unable to hit the ground running. His party will also face the challenges that every "regional" part does and this is a minus.

IBB: Anyone who votes for IBB is either suffering from Amnesia, has been bribed or is guilty of gross and unforgivable ignorance.

Goodluck Honathan: His actions since becoming president have sometimes appeared to be impulsive and improperly informed. In addition, he is a part of the PDP. By default, I will not vote for anyone that flies the PDP flag. Still, he has displayed the admirable quality of being a good listener. Nigerian leaders are known for turning a deaf ear to their followers or not having ears at all. I would prefer that he ensures that INEC conducts a credible election ad thus leaves his footprints in the sands of Nigeria's time. One year in office is enough for this perhaps well meaning but unelected president and his party. The PDP has to go!

In all, I would like to see a series of debates where these candidates would face off against each other. A scenario where different experts constitute a panel that poses relevant questions would be ideal. What plans do they have for diversifying Nigeria's economy and moving away from a crude oil centered economic policy? How do they plan to tackle the infrastructure challenges that their predecessors have failed to deal with? What is their position on the Constitution and making the necessary amendments? Can they outline their plans for building or repairing the Nigerian identity at home and abroad? And finally, how do they intend to solve the problem of the absence of a national identification scheme that allows for up to date information on the citizens and resident of Nigeria?

People, I hope that our election year will bring great surprises!

Vincent Enyeama wowed the global football audience, as well as millions of Nigerian football fans, with his all-yellow football apparel along with his numerous saves throughout Nigeria’s unsuccessful run at the World Cup.

To the average football fan, the Israel based goalkeeper was Nigeria’s best player at the World Cup so it may come as a shock to them that someone else other than Enyeama was actually the country’s best performer in South Africa, according to the Castrol Performance Index, CPI, which FIFA is using to rate players in this tournament.

While Enyeama earned a credible 7.11 rating on the CPI, Lukman Haruna, the previously unheralded midfielder grabbed 7.81 points to rank as the country’s top performer.

In third place is one player a cross-section of Nigerian football fans have blamed for the Super Eagles’ loss to Greece, Sani Kaita who finished with a modest 6.26 rating followed by Taye Taiwo and the combative Dickson Etuhu, who covered more distance than any other Nigerian player at the World Cup - slightly over 29 kilometres.

http://234next.com/csp/cms/sites/Next/Home/5585690-146/harunanot_enyeama_is_eagles_top_performer.csp

Interesting article. Would you believe it? I'd like to see the index for Lionel Messi.

Osaze lost my respect the day he uttered the words "oyinbo na oyinbo" in reference to Lagerback's coaching strategy. He was infering that because Lagerback is a white man, he is better at the job than a black man. What utter rubbish!

Coming from a player that was born and raised in Russia, I was completely surprised. Now he does an about face and starts to denigrate Lagerback simply because he was benched? it shows the kind of character that this young man has. Nonsense!

But, back to the topic. Thank God that there are people here that appreciate a player like Kanu who has served the nation for several years. Some ingrates on this forum are calling him names when they are unlikely to contribute even a miniscule fraction of what he has to the country in their entire lives.

Well done Kanu. I hope you get involved in football administration in Nigeria or consider coaching.

Guys, it's a seminar and in my opinion is a good "start". Afterwards, we can do as someone suggested and ensure that our coaches have recognized coaching licenses that at least ensure that they are up to date in coaching methodology.

FIrst though, we need to rid the NFF of the jokers that currently run it. Sanni Lulu and Bolaji Ojo-Oba have got to be dismissed.

Na so, so talk we dey talk for here. Let's start a petition to the sports minister to dissolve the executive commitee of the NFF. If we can get several thousand people to sign on to that, we might have a chance.

Finally, we need to decide if we are keeping Lagerback or not. if we are, let's start to prepare for the ANc in 2012. There's another one in 2013 as well so we have a lot of competitive games ahead of us. That's good.

If we are getting rid of the Swede, let's go with Siasia and give him a target for the semi-finals of Brazil 2014 right away.

komekn:
Kanu is way too slow and immobile to deal with the relentless, fast and determined Koreans in midfield we need tireless fast and very mobile yet skillful individuals therefore Haruna and Kalu are the only options and Ayila holding.

I disagree! it doesn't make sense for Nigeria to try to outpace a much younger and fitter team. You do not beat a team by playing to their strengths, you do so by exploiting their weaknesses. We need to slow the game to fit our rythm and who better than Kanu to do just that.

I don't think that Kanu should start but I certainly think that he could be useful in the last 30 minutes of the game. I doubt that any current member of the team can make passes as accurately as him. Who else can hold the ball and make smart advances that might end up in dangerous free kicks for the super eagles?

No matter how old Kanu is, he can read a game better than any other member of the team. I laugh when I hear some folk castigating the coach for bringing Kanu along. If he gets a chance, I am willing to bet he will make a fool out of all the naysayers. In the 2 - 0 route of France by Mexico, the scorer of the second goal, Cuauhtémoc Blanco is 37 years old and even if Kanu is older it is certainly not by much.

Now we're down to permutation and computation. What a pity.
Here is my analysis of today's happenings.

1. The NFF is culpable because of the poor planning for this tournament but can you point to any sector in Nigeria where planning is taken seriously and seen as the proactive activity that it is meant to be? We have elections in 7 months and have only just appointed an INEC chairman. Voters have not even been registered. Let's not go there though.

2. The coach is culpable. The boys have played without passion or drive all through this tournament and it's the job of the coach to provide motivation. We lost to a 10 man Ghana and their team was made up of youngsters so I know that it can be done. The SE could have at least drawn the game if they didn't just sit back and allow the Greeks throw everything plus the kitchen sink at them. Kai, we gave Greece so much space that they started looking like they were playing good football!

3. The players are culpable. Kaita is a professional. He plays football for a living. This is how he feeds his family. His behaviour was unacceptable because he should have known better. Haruna hasn't lived up to expectations. He doesn't hold the ball and make splitting passes. Our mid field was non-existent. Still, the goal was not his fault. Osaze was disappointing today. The misses by the other players can be blamed on no one but them. Most of all though, none of the players took the game upon himself. In game 5 of the current NBA finals, Kobe took it upon himself to make a difference. the Lakers lost but his effort was appreciated. With the Nigerian team, save for Enyeama and "maybe" Uche we have nothing to appreciate.

4. Finally, WE are culpable! Even after we exit the tournament, WE will not mount pressure on the government to sack the entire NFF. We will not pick up placards and picket the Glass House. We will not write petitions to the sports minister asking for heads to roll. We will do what we do best. We will forget and allow the cycle start all over again.

Some part of me is praying that Argentina beats Greece black and blue and that we win the match against S. Korea but another voice in my head tells me that if we lose to S. Korea with a really wide margin, it might be the last straw that breaks the camel's back and starts us off in a new direction.

We shall see.

Alexi Lalas is so annoying on ESPN! His snide cynicism so grates on my nerves.

Anyway, CIV played a good game even though they should have scored. The dominated the game against Portugal and I hope that the Super Eagles were watching.
Something else, Drogba played with a broken arm. I know that an arm and a knee are different but I believe that Mikel should have at least shown a little more willingness to stay with the team.

The difference in attitude between Drogba who is the lynch pin of the Chelsea attack and Mikel who cannot necessarily be said to have played a large part in Chelsea's success is crystal clear.

@Sagamite

Even though you do not agree that Lagerback has had a better run with the team than Ahmodu you need to take into consideration wheat the players themselves are saying. See below;

Dickson Etuhu

Heading into their next game in Group B against Greece, Etuhu praised the influence of coach Lars Lagerback, who took over the Super Eagles in February.

"Usually when I play for my country it's not as organised as it was yesterday (Saturday).

"We didn't go out there to just play we actually had a game plan and we stuck together. For the first time in a long time you could see that we had some sort of coaching."

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/world_cup_2010/8737661.stm

I've seen quotes from at least 2 other players that I cant find right now stating that the quality of coaching has improved with Lagerback.
You cannot continue to talk down at the folk that say that there has been improvement if the players themselves also say so can you?

Where can I watch this match online?