₦airaland Forum

Lacomus:
It seems the person that exposed those documents really planned it, how on earth did he download a file of many. 2.5 terabyte.

Keneking:
Naira has stabilised. Amazing policy by the President Buhari government

AlexReports:
John Fashanu To Build World Class Sports Academy In The New Numatville Megacity,


Following the quest to achieve the vision of The National Unity Megacity Project - Abuja, Hon Dr Akin Olowookere, The Chairman of the Nigerian Unity Museum & Trade Tourism Cultural investment village ‎has supported the Great Sports Billionare Legend , Ambassador John Fashanu with 400 plots of land worth #800,000,000 ( Eight Hundred Million Naira to build his world class Sports Academy in the Numatville Megacity, Abuja.

This initiative has also led to the establishment ‎of the Annual National Unity Traditional Sports & Tourism Festival which Ambassador. John Fashanu is appointed The Chairman of the National Organising  Committee. The entire vision of this great sport project is aimed at discovering champions who will contest locally within each state in Nigeria and winners represent Nigeria ifor our traditional sports competition in the Olympics & Europe at Large.

Hon. Jonathan Daniel, The Numatville Project Development manager has also been appointed as the SSA ( Senior Special Assistant) on Social Media & Public Relations Affairs to the Sports Chairman, Ambassador John Fashanu. While Ambassador Rachel Bakam, The Multiple award winning TV Presenter, Actress & former Nigerian Queen of Peace & Culture ‎is appointed Head of Media to this great project.. 

http://www.alexreports.info/2016/04/impressive-amb-rachel-bakam-bags.html?m=0

theEYe21:
I will say it again. It's PROPAGANDA!!!! Iya vex

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef...

Jonathan could not build a strategic reserve in the last administration. Great job Kachukwu...tomorrow is already here just 12hours from now.

Jonathan was paying the operators directly from the Treasury. But now, funds are being sourced elsewhere.

Under Jonathan, PPPRA always finger the price template and award subsidy to operators most times but now there are plans to professionalise the service.

Abeg Nwayi Owerri put two plates of Nkwobi for me. Make vex no wound person. Jonathan sef

femiakinbully:
Slap of death.
The SS2 student slapped by a Principal's secretary leaves her blind and consequently led to her death.

May Her soul rest In Peace





https://mobile.twitter.com/TVCconnect/status/717362566704603137

mile12crises:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/abuja-kaduna-rail-project-not-feasible-may-amaechi/

tuoyoojo:
they increased electricity tariff with the promise that light would get beta, the reserve happened.

now they want to increase Fuel after the previous govt who they lambasted reduced it

what happened to all the millions of dollars that was allegedly saved by not paying for subsidy

how many roads has this new govt constructed

people are losing their jobs

the suffering is real

when would this end

when??!!!

Keneking:
Ok no problem as we need to fund the budget.

It won't exceed N5 increase per litre

lebroske:
Great nairalanders, i know you people are exceptional in giving good advice to people because i have been following this tread for some time. Though i am new.
i am suspecting that my lovely wife is cheating on me. The reason is that, each time i want to go through her phone, she picks up a fight. Whenever i want to use it for something else, that would be the time she will want to use it. I feel she is hiding something from me but i really want to get an evidence so that i could confront her. Most of the time when she is chatting with someone on phone, she hides the conversation. i wonder why?
Pls great nairalanders, what do i do in this situation? I don't want to confront her yet because i don't hv a proof.
Please no insult. Thank you

Samiceman:
This is like the dumbest shit I have ever read on nairaland

slimfit2:

Hello guys, how are you? Truth be told I don’t really care about how you are doing so let’s suspend all pleasantries. I have taken it upon myself to explain the untold stories breaking during this hardship, for us to see beyond pain and see the “light”. Come with me on this voyage.

Impending Marriage- love/lust can be found anywhere, anytime and during the endless wait for fuel I was able to witness some interactions a.k.a chyking. Wonder at your peril if I’m a Pervert but I believe if any of these petromances (petrol+romance) should lead to the altar then the government should take the glory for the matchmaking. For the purpose of our ailing democracy we would ignore all the heartbreaks, unwanted pregnancies, illegal abortions and endless coitus resulting from the petromances. At the reception Rihanna ft Calvin Harris- we found love (in a hopeless place) should be on the playlist.

Dream Big- Even if you live in the lofty paradise of desegregation or you do not believe in social stratification and other vices that seem rife in our land a visit to any NNPC mega station during scarcity should wake you from slumber. Being streetwise is good but having long-leg is better. Naija being Naija some people who came late had their way immediately. This has deeply stirred my drive/passion to make it early in life so I can also perpetrate/visit this oppression on someone else in the nearest future. Please save me the be-a-responsible-citizen bullcrap.

Unity- Not only football unites us as a country, instance of hardship does too. From the incessant chat at the station, with every speaker a pundit, widely acclaimed zombies and notorious wailers were unanimous in acknowledging this as a predicament/suffering. People across religious and regional divide also berated whosoever they deemed fit. Now that is unity: it is a rare occurrence to see Nigerians set aside their differences and even saying “almost” the same thing. I was so carried away by this fleeting moment of unity that I was almost tempted to say may it go on like this but I know it won’t go down well with you guys so never mind.

Audacity- the last time I engaged in civil disobedience was during the Occupy Nigeria protest in 2012, imagine since! Seeing also as successive SUGs of my Alma mater couldn’t engage in the simple business of aluta (nonsense people), starving someone of impropriety, I needed a relief badly. Thanks to the prevailing circumstance my breakthrough to discharge all the accumulated discomfort came. Motorists, bikers and yours sincerely were able to shut down completely a lane of a roadway (an expressway), creating a difficult driving challenge for other road users. Now I don’t care if it was a federal or state road it felt great to be a part of the nuisance.

Alibi- I’m sure compulsive liars have used this fuel situation or the filling station as an alibi. Imagine one of Lucifer’s numerous children, who double as a friend, informed his parents he missed church service because he was at the filling station for many hours, whereas he was yanshing kpetus. I won’t be surprised if he becomes a VIP in hell. Stupid boy! Others I presume to be in this category are cheating husbands, serial debtors, lazy students etc.

Let me stop right here because if I continue we won't leave here today. If at this point you are in rage or feel I have in one way or the other insulted your sensibilities please take heart, such is life, you can explode in the comment box . Also note that I’m disappointed at my inability to post a picture of a snake: the ultimate sacrifice to access front-page.

Add yours.

maskid:
this thread is meaningless n dry. mschteeeew

omowolewa:
One day, we would get it right.

Something is really wrong, Kachukwu is brilliant than this.

stillchris:
you why the North is cursed to fail till eternity.

who should get first hand information from your state immediately something bad happens.

gradually they are exposing themselves and very soon the world will know that chibok was a scam planned to ouster a sitting government with help from southern traitors like amaechi and that ugly monkey woman ezekwesilly.

it's a pity that the colonial masters forced this marriage on us.

no light, no fuel, cost of living has skyrocket, jobs are being lost every month, we have a tourist president who wants to travel roumd the world in 80 days with only pictures to show us as achievements, and some fools will come here and tell us to be patient.

they claim to be fighting corruption but what we see are media trials. this week efcc will claim to find $1 million in a soakaway with no pictorial proof. not even in court.

i can imagine a lot of kids who are yet to fend for themselves making up the zombies pack so i'm not bothered.

i feel this is my punishment for blindly voting this bastard of a president. a cow that will not sit in one place and solve our problems.

abeg how many countries has the tanzanian president visited before the breeze of change is starting to blow there.

i'm so angry i want this country broken because i've come to realize we can never move forward with these parasitic northerners on our back.

ablesolomo:
Hi, i want to open an account for my business name but i don't really know which bank to go for, i don't really know which is the best with no or little monthly charges, kindly advice me base on your experiences with any. Thanks for your reply

Musicminista:
In a dispensation where the present government has succeeded in using social media to formulate unfounded opinions and biases. I just want us to gain a balance. Here's a picture of Zuriel Oduwole interview GEJ when he was president, it didn't help the plight of Nigerians then and neither will it now. And more so it wasn't pasted all over social media to curry favour. Nigerians please wake up and let's face real issues and not pictures.

vecman22:
mumu

Dklef:
LOL Bros! This is far from it.
Thought i should add.

canymix:
And to forget fornication

erusen:
woow impressive, bring a 13 year old homebase to this?












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