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*galaxy slap« after receiving dis knda slap you can't help but to see stars roaming in front of u!

Dat guy no try o! Damn! Thank goodness I don't. Know anything concerning dat......dem go talk o

We the survivors «

Haha! Wow that guy that offered the statue some is bad guy

Girls don't play me like that,that's total bullshit

Is dis some kinda joke !

Omo see question? Let me just keep quiet nd observe. Pros in d building we re waiting o

Blizzyblinkzy:
Wow!
Nl guys come and see ur dream girl oh

dream girl ke dis one is what I call nightmare girl! See face

Wizzz:
Where is episode 2?

my guy collect 5 jo ! Anoda nolly wood blockbuster !

Guys! Must u bring all ur problems 2 nairaland , some people can longer sit and think for themselves . They will come with something like {matured mind pls } serious advice needed ! Ha I don tire 4 dis pple

What the heck! Guy u re not making any sense ! And what re we suppose to call this trash. Nairaland no go kill me o . Wayray in d building o

What's dis fantasy about celeb are they not human beings jxt like you @ op or are they not from this planet earth #

I will jxt shout. Yeeeeepaaaaaa! Ogun o

Wetin b dis!

Nd hw does dis relate 2 romance!

Congrats bro!

Y do I ve dis feeling dat dis guy needs sum serious amount of slap 2 wake him frm slumperland# oponu ni bobo yi sha#

And d pple of God say. .....Amen....

Wereey wa ninu eje idiot yi sha! Ok stylishly clap 4 urself we ve seen what u driving at! Congrats u jxt won 5o million us dollar asswipe

Y u 2 dey lie lyk dis! This one na correct nollywood

Infomizer:
As effective as valley prayers.

God bless ya! Pple go to pray on d mount cuz of d quietness nd so they won't lack focus nd concentration # my opinion tho

On my way 2 d house of jah! Happy sunday 2 yall

Oh lord dis can't be him! These cold days leave in their wake chilled brained niggas Oh lord dis can't be him! These cold days leave in their wake chilled brained niggas Oh lord dis can't be him! These cold days leave in their wake chilled brained niggas

Aipete2:
mine is HUHUHAHUHUHA, YEYEAHYEYEAH. Lol

xcuse me re u in ekiti riteaway!

toluine56:
Its good you said girlfriend nd not wife.
Mum over girlfriend anyday, anytime.

Even d so called wives don't stand a chance!

Pls my pple in d house I need an update on university of jos. Ve got a guy dat needs it real bad Like when d post utme form will b out nd how I can get d past questions. Any viable mention will b appreciated. Thanks in advance

Have been seeing shit happening around me, now not all guys re guilty of these . Some guys will go all d way misbehave 2 their mum jxt bcuz of a chick . Na him I cum dey reason am say dis one na war! So 2 my dudes in d house I dropped some reasons ur momma cannot b replaced by some kinda chick . 1-ur momma is irreplaceable especially d gud ones cuz there re some blood seeking mommas out there. 2-she stood by u wen d going ws bad so nw u re fresh afta ur hustle don pay den one babe go cum dey trip. D funniest part is when she nw tells u I don't luv u cuz of ur money if I hear ,all those years wey I dey hustle lyk say 2morrow no dey na 4 where u dey! 3-U will always b in her heart . No matter hw d situation mite ur mum will ve u in her heart 2ru d tears nd pain ,smiles nd lafter. 4-either u lyk it or not ur mum will always b best woman in d whole world. No one compares 2 her. So my u can drop urs ! Y ur momma is d best. My mommas prayer keeps me going!

profojah:
Whaooo!!..Nice song..Are u related to Baba Ara?..its like baba ARA's song

haha dat one got me laffing baba ara!

Obadiah77:
gbagauns.

trumpet not terpetlne

oBAdiah , obadiah obadiah ! How many tyms did I call u. It would ve been much beta if ur dad had used a condom when I made it distinct 2 him of producing offsprings like ye! Still u dey form gbagaun ON TOP UR OWN MISTAKE . Trumpet not turpentine. Its a turpentine my fwend .odeeee!

Smartwizy:
Am a guy that loves rubbing powder on my face... In fact, I can't leave my house to office without rubbing it........ And as a result of that, Ladies always stay at my face.... Dunno why... Biko, Kedu ihe unu neche? .......

my broda I dey rubb 4 my face wella# hapu ndi ala

dharay99:

lolz, 0p is making me laff.

Yhu dont want any lame comnent.?

I said mature minds ! Nd u knw what u disappointed me big tyme. I tot u were one of those pple dat will make a meaningful! I guess I ve 2 luk elsewhere.

get! Pls nd pls I don't want any lame comment 4rm any slowpoke. If u feel lyk u don't ve anytin 2 say . Pls jxt keep quiet! Keep dem rolling!