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Monsieursuave: Ï've noticed in this thread dat when it comes 2 arguments, we tend 2 ignore logic n blive wat favours us even when our view point is based on nuttin but unconfirmed speculations , even Ï am nt 'un'guilty Öѵ it .

D trend started wit cut off 'ish' n itz continuing again in Đíŝ kofa argument.

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Itz a natural thing. Letz evri1 blive n hope 4 waheva he/she dims fit.
No1 has 2 be crucified!!! .

While itz kinda illogical dat d courses given will be changed on kofa, Ï however won't stop hoping.

Any1 can say wah he/she likes.

...true talk...bruh

MY GOD DOESNT DO DRUGS, BUT HE IS THE MOST HIGH
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Thank u Jesus for my succesful physical clearance and matriculation...

Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE DAY 2
Tuesday startd pretty muc d same way monday did.
I tut I ws laggin behind only 2 find out dat i ws amng d fastest in my faculty,more so afta discoverin dat only 10peeps had submitd their papers im my dptmnt.
If u hv submitd,all u nid do ws wait 4 ur name 2 be calld.Dat ws wat dey tld us,dey dint tell us d waitin wil be in hours nt minutes.
Afta wat seemd like 4eva,my name ws calld,my documnts had been perused n on it ws written "Ok For clearance"
We wer directd 2 a bank,west of d auditorium 2 pay d sum of 2000.we wer hapi we had goten 2 dis stage.
I got 2 d bank n found mouth gaping amount of pple who wantd 2 pay in.Most havn't submittd their papers bt wantd 2 pay in as a short cut 2 speed up their clearin process.It ws risky,yet clever.
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U stay in queue 2 pay offerin or withdraw 4rm ATM.I neva knw u also stay in queue 2 collect teller.
Nw der ws a queue 2 collect teller,a queue as long as river nile. N u wonder if evry1 who wrote jamb ws admited.
I went 2 tak my positn lik a gud Nigerian,bt 30mins passd n it neva seemd lik movin even wen given ages.
I needed no soothsayer 2 tell me 2 leave.
Nw I went 2 d front n saw pple scramblin 4 teller as though it ws all dat mattered in life.
No! I cnt try 2 drag wit dem, I tut.Som hv lost their buttons,som hv gottn their shirts torn,som hv gotten injured,som sweatin profusely n odas suffocating.
Som quickly turnd 2 makin money by draggin 4 tellers and sellin 4 odas in an amount dey deem fit.
Jst wen i ws comin 2 d realisatn dat getin a teller ws nt a possibility,a friend of mine,a gurl who i met on NL ws able 2 battle out 2 tellers,1 of wic she gav me.
D teller ws squeezd n torn,bt dat dint mata.
Nw u'l tink dat's d end of d bank part bt it's jst d half of it as i had 2 stay in anoda queue,as brutal as d previous inorder to pay in.
It's nw past 12pm n der ws a gurl who wudnt let me rest,she kept tellin me abt her fellowship.
She wasnt d 1st,ova 10 odas had previously invited me 2 deir respectiv fellowships.They wana "Catch me Young"
I stayd in d queue 2 pay in as it moved in snail-pace,afterall, art freshers battled it in queues thruout d clearance as dey wer given no sittin space in d auditorium.
I kept enrichin my mind wit tuts of d virtue of patience.
I cud see som pay-in witout stayin in d queue,bt dat's only usual 2 a Nigerian.
Afta abt an hour n half,I finally paid in.It ws already minutes befor 4pm,ntin else cn happen besides we wer tld 2 bring our teller 2 d Bursary d followin day 2 transform it 2 reciept.
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Today,I ws called n given d go 2 pay in,wic I did sucessfully. No 1 had stil cleared.Despit doin a handfull of tins,i ws one of d fastest in d process.
I got hom by 6pm.
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WATCH OUT FOR DAY 3

...hey man...im really enjoying ur episodes..u realy knw how to give a mental picture of what physical clearance days are like...keep it up..i cant wait 4 ur nxt episode...#no homo/

Gudmorning oh...i went to yabatech yesterday for d 1st time in my life...and i was shocked...how can yabatech (a poly)...be more beautiful than uniben..

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Detivo: am stil on a long ting. Benusi congrat. God has done it nd to trafford, didi, adex, mhizz nd d rest of u guys dat got d merit list congrat. I said it b4 dat becos jamb released d supplementry list 1st doesnt mean its d merit list. I feel lyk cryin. God show ursef. Vry vry personal

...guy are u sure ur on d ryte portal ...make sure its d 2013/2014 portal oh...and jamb nt kofa...

Now for students that are seeing "SORRY NOT ADMITTED YET"....i saw the same thing when i went to d wrong portal...make sure its the PUTME 2013/2014 portal that ure in...i made dat mistake bt i corrected my mistake and i saw my admission status...go to the 2013 jamb site oooo nt kofa for now....

PRAISE THE LORD...
To God be the glory i have been admitted into uniben..computer science...
I have been following this thread for a while and to God be the glory i am 1 of the testifiers...HALELUYA

Hey guys... Has any1 of u seen a physical science aspirant esp. COMPUTER SCIENCE.. admitted

Trafford: bro, I don't have the answer to every question...but what State are you from?

...seriously i cant believe these guys are complaning...if they're are crying abt thier courses what should peepz that dont have admission do ?....learn to be grateful to God...what would do if u go back online and see "not admitted"...
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Hope i havent offended any1...and if i have pls 4give me..

Swagalord18: With my 68 agg ...waz given optometry instead of med tho am frm delta ...i ges 68 waznt gud enof..
not bad 4 a 1st tyma sha
.....i wuld hav gotten it wf 69 ...lyk di natale
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Btw ..i thnk dis iz d 2nd list
..hapi r dose with "not admitted yet" 4 they shall get their 1st choice course #beatitude

..hey man congrats on ur admission, my advice to is that u shld thank God and accept ur admission...the mistake most first timers make is to refuse a course that isnt thier 1st choice and wait 4 d next year thinking they will get it easier d nxt time...my point is Thank God-accept ur course-pray for others...

Hello hello hello
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where are my fellow unibenites, our thread is now very congested, why dont we stroll to akoka(this thread) and have some fun.....
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where are my fellow unibenites, our thread is now very congested, why dont we stroll to akoka(this thread) and have some fun.....
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Base Data Applicant Id:
putme2013_978833 Registration Number:
25645949DB First Name:
Godstand Middle Name:
Osamudiame Last Name (Surname):
IRABOR Date of Birth:
19/08/1990 Sex:
male Email Address:
godstimeosas@yahoo.com Phone:
+234-08095941747 Nationality:
Nigeria State/LGA (Nigerians only):
Edo / Esan-Central Programmes/Courses Desired 1st Choice Course of Study:
BSCBNK - BACHELOR OF SCIENCE,
BANKING & FINANCE 2nd Choice Course of Study:
BSCBUS - BACHELOR OF SCIENCE
(BUSINESS ADMIN.) JAMB Data Subjects and Scores:
English: 55, Economics: 51,
Government: 55, Mathematics: 55 Total JAMB Score:
216 Application Process Information Notice: Screening Venue:
USS, OTHER BLOCKS, ROOM 3E Screening Date:saturday, 13th July 2013 09:00:00 AM Screening Score (%):
62 Aggregate Score (%):
58 (average of relative JAMB and PUTME
scores) Student Id:
B1006254 Admitted Course of Study: BSCBNK - BACHELOR OF SCIENCE,
BANKING & FINANCE Password:
set
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Guys d result is out oh for sum departments...go nd check ur own...anyway sha congrats to my friend...

chaarly: Uniben kofa page






#admitted#

Pls sumbdy confirm

wait has d list been released...if yes did u got admitted

Uzzidili: I am able to log in now unlike yesterday. What has changed

me too...

chaarly: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg! Omg!

wetin nauh...why u dey make noise allover d place

^^^hahahahaha...finally i started my page number six...^^^..in this Manner i shall start d ammision list...In Jesus Name...click like for ur own portion

who knw how much person sit for COMPUTER SCIENCE...if u knws tell me i will seroiusly appreciates it....

onyeka john: NASSARAWAPOLY admission status and help,call 08121154665 for more details on your admission

wettin this guy dey find 4 our thread

.[space reserved]....available for rent

dapreacher: LMAO! I av a stalker *skelewuing* na only lag n futa be my options oh...jst visited ma wyf on uniben's

...me stalker ke..

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lemme go and drop sum pno at unilags page

Swagalord18: lolz ...unilag peepz hav strted trooping here 2 enjoy more of wat we gave dem @ their thread yesterday ..... Ironically dis 1 in particular waz d 1 tellin us 2 leave their thread yesterday

..true talk....lets take koboko and chase her back to akoka

first page things....ma go pee on transformer

dapreacher: This thread is as dead as the school itself tho

...you self..@dapreacher u are everywhere, in unilag, uniben, and now futa thread..ma go check for ui thread i bet i go find u there...

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Thank u Jesus 4 our admission....4giv all our sins

Forza p: These UNInonsense(uniben) aspirants are mafians oo,see as dem turn dis thread into market

...chai This one is strong....pls sum1 bring d holy cane

i'll not lie atall...this thread is too dry