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I gained hmmm...i l be back

*space reserved till this makes front page*..hehehehe i knew it will make front page

First to coment...hope this makes front page

I have a feeling this thread will make frontpage...so lemme drop my poo here..4th to coment

I have a feeling this thread will make frontpage...so lemme drop my poo here

Hey guys good morning, is there anything new from kofa ?

#listening to marvin gaye *s*xual healing*...#..going oldskul tonite

Samsantos9: DO YOU KNOW?
1) THAT A GROUP OF OWLS IS CALLED A PARLIAMENT?
2) THAT THE HUMAN BRAIN IS THE FATTEST ORGAN?
3) THAT THE STONE FISH IS THE MOST POISONOUS FISH IN THE WORLD
4) THAT LIZARDS AND KOMODO DRAGONS BOTH HAVE TWO PENISE$?

..hmm..no homo, bt that no.4 got my attention...imagine having two sets of d!cks....

Honey im sorry that we have to put an END to our plans to goto dubai this TIME until THINGS are better

chidi2pus: ASUU team are just opportunists....

they are just taking advantage of the weakness in the Nigerian system.

Thats all there is to this babaric strike


FG asked them to make evaluation of the number of staffs to be effected on the promised funds...but they refused...afterall why pass up such chance to ask for more funds

they refused 30billion NGN...they want it all!!!


even if the whole sum is given to them...in the next 6 months they still wouldnt be able to implement the funds.


i bet the same uniben school in-roads will still be the same...no ACs will be in classes

not much will be done if the funds is given


these old "has-beens" who make the ASUU council are just fighting for their pockets...we know that.

if they are so patriotic,why would they want to help frustrate the students they helped build?

..bt come on man...we all knw that nigeria make billions dialy from oil exports...it wouldnt take them anything to pay just 100bn

chidi2pus: well this ASUU strike is nothing but a 1,000,000,000Kg of B U L L S H I T

cant believe it just made hurt a girl i fancy so very much


I'd like to say a very big F U C K Y O U sires to ASUU and its members


whoever brought the brilliant idea of this strike should be shot with a shotgun on the brain at 2cm close range


#justventing

..come on man..they nt d 1 to be blamed..its the Fg that is to be blamed...why did the fg make an agreement they cant fullfill...

Hmm...welldone oh...my pipoo keep posting ehn...im warming up, and targeting to start page 1000...hahahaha...page 800..page 900 starting champion...

Goodmorning guys....¤yawns¤....hope d strike gets called off this week

I started piano lessons...thanks to d strike and God

OK Student's let's pray...Farther in
Heven we thank U for the give of ASUU
and FG who made US all to stay at
Home doing Nothing then Eat..Sleep
and watch DSTV as they fight for their
poket help them to Archive it so that we all can go back to our Normal
study and may U torch the Life of FG so
that they will not steal the Money and
used it for order thing For in ur Name
we pray...Amen!!!

eh....i blame it on Gej & Pej...anyway sha 6th to comment

sylvalord: yeske




And those of una wey dey dream about 1000th page ehn.. Make una just 4get am because na me get am oo

..hmm this guy is sturborn...lemme go visit my herbalist...we'll decide wat to give him...

sylvalord: NO HALL OF FAME FOR YOU

ehh

sylvalord: NO HALL OF FAME FOR YOU

ehh

Adex097: Yes !!! We no go gree na thesame time (11:39 am) @tsleazy, ikhuoria2,ojingbe,odizey,another1234 and Adex post.

....this is pure africanism...thats y in 80% of african elections loosers complain abt rigging...pls u guys need spritual intervention...i can recomend sum1 for you...bt dats after i finish my celebration

oya go and write my name in the "*00" page starters hall of fame...for page 800 and 900...infact page 1000....

hahahahahahaha....ive started page 900...just like i started page 800...sorry y'all its me dat won...

warming up for page 900 ;Dwarming up for page 900

odizeey: dis guy,shey owa okay sha

lolz u quoted d whole post just to say this..

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hmm...state universities are joining the strike....this is pure example of END TIME THINGS...we still waiting 4 private universities

Holyrule: my name since am the guide

dayum!!! Ur right!..i never thought of that...

(COPIED FROM LAST YEAR'S THREAD)
Dear Newly Admitted
Unibests, you are welcome to
this Great Citadel of learning,
UNIBEN.
Many were Called, Few were
Chosen, is one phrase i can use to Describe your succes at the
Screening Exam(Post Ume). I
once again congratulate you on
your Admission into the
Institution.
I must bring to your awareness that every decision you make at
this tender stage will go a long
way to determine not just how
far but how well you fare in this
institution. Always have this at
the Back of your Mind. By the time you'll be reading
this write up, I Suppose you
should have commenced or
about to commence your
Clearance. First you will have to
do the online Clearance whereby you are expected to
Acknowledge and accept the
Provisional Admission, Login as
a new Student and Submit
some Documents online which
will be requested of you when filling your Bio Data (Pls be very
careful to type in correct info as
it might save you a lot of stress
in the Course of your
Clearance).You are also
expected to scan several Documents (=Your O'level
Result(Original Certificate or
statement of result or online
Print out=Your Original Jamb
result Slip= Your Local Govt Of
Origin or Affidavit of Local Govt of Origin= Your Guarantor's
Letter= Your Acceptance
Letter= Affidavit od Non-
membership of secret Cult=
Affidavit of Good
Conduct=Birth Certificate or Age Declaration Affidavit. etc.)
and submit online
You are expected to have
acquired the scrath Cards which
will be available at designated
Banks for a fee. Below are some samples of
what some of yur Documents
should look like.
Pls note that it is these
Documents which you
submitted to the Uniben Portal that you are expected to come
with when coming for the
Second Clearance/Manual
Clearance...
Once again in the spirit of Love,
I welcome you all to the University of Benin.
HERE'S WHAT
YOUR AFFIDAVIT OF GOOD
CONDUCT SHOULD LOOK LIKE
IN
THE HIGH COURT OF JUSTICE EDO STATE OF
NIGERIA
IN THE BENIN JUDICIAL
DIVISION
AFFIDAVIT OF GOOD
CONDUCT I, OLOWOLE JETRO (M), a student,
Christian and citizen of Federal
Republic of Nigeria, residing at
No 6 Edo Street , Ekosodin, Edo
State of Nigeria do hereby make
an oath as follows: 1. That I am a 100 level (Full
time) student of the Department
of Dental Surgery, School of
Dentistry, University of Benin,
Benin City.
2. That my Jamb registration no is 82073497EB.
3. That I am aware of the
Rules and Regulations of the
University of Benin.
4. That I will not do anything
to infringe on the rules and regulations of the University.
5. That I will not aid or abet
any activities detrimental to the
smooth running of the
University of Benin.
6. That the University of Benin is at liberty to invoke necessary
disciplinary sanction against me
for acts unbecoming of the
students of the University of
Benin.
7. That I make this solemn declaration conscientiously
believing same to be true and
correct in accordance with the
Bendel State Statutory
Declaration Law of 1976, also
applicable to Edo State. DECLARANT
Sworn to at the High Court of
Justice Registry, Benin City,
This___day of_____2011.
BEFORE ME
COMMISSIONER FOR OATHS. HERE'S WHAT YOUR
AFFIDAVIT OF NON
MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET CULT
SHOULD LOOK LIKE
IN THE HIGH COURT OF
JUSTICE EDO STATE OF
NIGERIA
IN THE BENIN JUDICIAL
DIVISION
AFFIDAVIT OF NON
MEMBERSHIP OF SECRET CULT I, OLOWOLE JETRO (M), a student,
Christian and citizen of Federal
Republic of Nigeria, residing at
No 6 Edo Street , Ekosodin, Edo
State of Nigeria do hereby make
an oath as follows: 1. That I am a 100 level (Full
time) student of the Department
of Dental Surgery, School of
Dentistry, University of Benin,
Benin City.
2. That my Jamb registration no is 82073497EB.
3. That I am aware of the
Rules cult renunciation
Committee recently inaugurated
by the pro-chancellor and
chairmen of the Governing council of the University of
Benin.
4. That I have never been a
member of any secret cult
within or outside the University.
5. That I am not a member or sponsor of any secret cult.
6. That I will never aid or abet
the activities of any secret cult.
7. That from the rules and
regulations of the University, I
am aware that membership of any secret cult is incompatible
with any status as a student of
the University of Benin.
8. That the University of Benin
is at liberty to invoke necessary
disciplinary actions against me for acts unbecoming of a
student of the University of
Benin.
9. That I make this solemn
declaration conscientiously
believing same to be true and correct in accordance with the
Bendel State Statutory
Declaration Law of 1976, also
applicable to Edo State.
DECLARANT
Sworn to at the High Court of Justice Registry, Benin City,
This___day of_____2011.
BEFORE ME
COMMISSIONER FOR OATHS.
HERE'S WHAT YOUR
ACCEPTANCE LETTER SHOULD LOOK LIKE
Ekosodin Ugbowo,
Benin
City,
Edo
State. Nigeria.
January
1st, 2011.
November 13, 2008.
The Registrar
University of Benin, Benin City.
Sir,
ACCEPTANCE LETTER
I, OLOWOLE JETRO humbly
accept the course of study I was
given in your University to study Bachelor in Dental
Surgery in the Department of
Dental Surgery, School of
Dentistry.
I promise to be faithful,
hardworking, dedicated and obey the rules and regulations
governing the University of
Benin.
Thanks for offering me a
chance of admission in your
University. Yours Faithfully
OLOWOLE JETRO
HERE'S WHAT YOUR
ACCEPTANCE LETTER SHOULD
LOOK LIKE
Ekosodin Ugbowo, Benin
City,
Edo
State.
Nigeria.
January 1st, 2011.
November 13, 2008.
The Registrar
University of Benin,
Benin City.
Sir, GUARANTOR
LETTER
I, Mr. OLAOLUWA CHRISTOPHER
humbly stand as a guarantor for
my son OLOWOLE JETRO who
gained admission into your University to study Bachelor in
Dental Surgery in the
Department of Dental Surgery,
School of Dentistry.
He is hardworking, dedicated
and will obey the rules and regulations governing the
University of Benin.I will be
responsible for his school fees
throughout his stay in the Noble
University of Benin.
Yours Faithfully, OLAOLUWA CHRISTOPHER
For all your Affidavits, ensure
you get them signed in any
court of Law in Nigeria.

[quote author=Ayam_Kay]yhu forgot to add YEYE
lolZ..I 4got moi moi...fufu


















Like nor bi copy u copi am. COpy coPY!!!! [/quote].

Why do Nigerians like saying things
twice e.g. magomago, crycry,
follofollo, yanmayanma, puffpuff,
chinchin, kulikuli, wakawaka, moimoi,
jedijedi, sharpsharp, yoriyori,
gbomogbomo, mumu, truetrue, borrowborrow, lielie, fearfear,
touchtouch, talktalk, holyholy, jigijigi,
jagajaga, kiakia, mazamaza,
scatterscatter, potorpotor, kabukabu,
wuruwuru, worryworry........ See as u
dey laflaf & I know u'll resend dis 2 smbody: copycopy.

[quote author=Doc_Miss]statement of Result is gotten from ur Secondary school



Answered



There's only One way to find out[/quote]...sorry bt ur answer doesnt realy help me.,cuz im using my nov/dec gce results, and i didnt do d exam in my sec. School...
1.how do i get it..
2. Is it an online printout with the school stamp on it....

Monsieursuave: Ï dint call any1 a B.

Ï onli exclaimed "b*tch please".

Itz a fairly popular exclamation used extensively on twitter.

It even has a popular funny "face".

ℓ☺ℓ.

Who'z d naïve one now??

...just ignore 'em man, sum peepz do not have sense of humour, or maybe having a bad day.,..

yow i need sum answers to these:
1. Whats the difference between
online printout and statement of
result ?
2. Where can i get it from?..( statement
of result)., 3. What does it look like..(statement of
result).
.
.
Answers plz