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RIP wise man

ikp120:
When you enter that mode from dream state, it will just be like a normal dream. Note that your spirit actually didn't leave your body.

Let me give you an illustration of what it's like.

When you sit and get lost in thought while imagining something and the thing is somehow becoming very real that you momentarily lose consciousness of where you are at that moment. It's like you're there, but you're still actually where you have always been.

Most people step into that stage during deep meditation. Lol

You got scared, that's why. It's just like a dream o. Just that you have "conscious" control over the events unlike a normal dream state.

Have you ever tried to wake up in a dream?

oh. You scare me wit that question,I do dat wen I av nightmare

sexybbstar:
I wanted to pray sometimes ago, then I just saw one that appeared on the ceiling. I didn't even scream, then I switched to praises and worship and the spirit has to tell me "you even have the guts to sing?".. Na that one shock me pass, I quickly changed back to prayer.

funny

That's wat u get wen u marry Yoruba muslim,I pity the poor woman,she need prayer n fasting ASSAP

bossvinqualad25:
dey are all hausas because dey all c Hausa language as der official language so dey are all northerners unlike south here wit distinct cultural heritage

re u sayin dat we Nigerian re british bcus english is our official language

APCsupporter:
do you even know that Hausa and Fulani are two different tribes with different languages?

tell him o

Dottore:
All these people you mentioned are hausas

no do ur research

I found this very interesting question from J.O.B's wall. How many 'Hausa' have been Civilian or Military Presidents in Nigeria?. I mean 'Hausa' not Fulani,Kanuri etc. But 'Hausa'. Balewa is Fulani Gowon is Angas Murtala is Berom Shagari is Fulani IBB is Nupe Abacha is Kanuri Abdulsalam is Gbagy Yar'adua is Fulani Buhari is Fulani too Hope am right sha? Name one Hausa if you know any pls? Marginalization is everywhere 'Hausa' has been Marginalized too

doublewisdom:
You think spirits don't read nairaland?

don't mind d guy,he should. Go n rinse his face with water inside morter he wu see nairaland gost live n direct

doublewisdom:
Thanks for this info. Been looking for them.

dey r in south-south incase u wanna see dem

MarkGeraldo:
Are u sure u are not reincarnated bro...my grand great dad told me that story while I was in my mum's womb

dey r still alive,cll me if u wanna see dem

doublewisdom:
Who knows the whereabouts of Amedu and Okpi?

I heard they r now into fishing business

demo4ril97:
Edet age never changes he still remains eight years old

lol

NLProblemChild:
But I learnt that simbi is now a RUNZ girl...

chai bad mouth

oldfoolnigger:
that's edet sir. go check am well

maybe he's one of the indomie generation lol

oldfoolnigger:
edet now lives in Lagos. good old days chai. our teacher made us read it one after the other. the kind hype them accord those pikins no be here. edet did this edet did that.
I be like so them no dey do wrong

I miss those days sha

swiz123:
this is a real funny piece,cant stop laughing..abegi how do you forward stuffs on nairaland

lol

Do u know that Ali is no longer a
boy? *Simbi is now a mother with
two children.* Chike is no longer
the river boy but he is now a
marine engineer.*Edet no longer
lives in Calabar but has moved to.
Canada.*Agbo is happily married
too and has left the town of Lagoon
for London..*Eze no longer goes to
school he is now a graduate.*Even
Mr Salami is no longer a farmer but
a politician.*Remember Ralia the
sugar girl?she now owns one of the
biggest sugar factories in
Kano.*Ade our naughty little
brother is now a doctor in one of
the biggest hospitals in the
country.*Wow what a great
medium to recall those days of
Macmillan English we all had them
off hand. Help others feel the spirit
of primary school days by
forwarding as i have just done too
but if u don't know all dis den u re
part of indomie generation... lol.....
Add the ones you remember....

RE: -JOINT POSITION PAPER BY THE AREWA CITIZENS ACTION FOR CHANGE, AREWA YOUTH CONSULTATIVE FORUM, AREWA YOUTH DEVELOPMENT FOUNDATION, AREWA STUDENTS FORUM AND NORTHERN EMANCIPATION NETWORK ON THE IGBO PERSISTENCE FOR SECESSION The attention of the Nigeria Police Force has been drawn to publications in the media accredited to the Arewa Citizens Action for Change, Arewa Youth Consultative Forum, Arewa Youth Development Foundation, Arewa Students Forum and Northern Emancipation Network on the Igbo Persistence for Secession, on their alleged ultimatum to Nigerians of Igbo extraction residing in the Northern Nigeria to relocate within three (3) months. 2. The Nigeria Police Force sees this ultimatum by the above mentioned groups as illegal, unlawful, provocative and capable of causing breach of the peace currently being enjoyed across the Country. 3. Consequently, the Inspector General of Police has directed all Commissioners of Police in charge of Police State Commands in the Country and their supervising Assistant Inspectors General of Police in the Zonal Commands of the Federation to beef up security in their respective States and ensure that the alleged ultimatum is not actualized. They are under strict instructions to maintain law and order and to sustain the protection of fundamental rights of every Nigerian as provided for by the 1999 constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria as amended, particularly sections 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43 and 44 which are very sacrosanct and must be protected. 4. Every Nigerian including the Igbo or any other ethnic group have the rights to life, personal liberty, freedom of movement and the right to acquire and own immovable property anywhere in Nigeria. No individual (s) or group (s) under any course, guise or excuse have the right to issue any ultimatum or warning to compel any Nigerian to leave or relocate from or to any part of the Country without their wish. 5. The Nigeria Police Force is imploring all well meaning Nigerians most especially the People of Igbo extraction to disregard the alleged ultimatum and go about their lawful engagements and other activities without fear or apprehension as adequate security arrangements have been put in place by the Nigeria Police Force and other security agencies to protect them and their properties across the Northern States and other parts of the Country. They should report any suspicious/untoward happenings observed in their neighbourhoods to the nearest Police station. 6. As a result the Force is calling on Arewa Citizens Action for Change, Arewa Youth Consultative Forum, Arewa Youth Development Foundation, Arewa Students Forum and Northern Emancipation Network on the Igbo Persistence for Secession, to desist forthwith the ultimatum and any further act that can precipitate tension and cause breach of the peace anywhere in the Country. The Nigeria Police Force is closely monitoring the activities of these groups and will apply full weight of the law on any violator of the law or anyone who attempt to molest, mistreat, panic and cause fear in the mind of any other Nigerian anywhere in the Country. 7. The Force wishes to advise traditional rulers, opinion leaders, religious leaders, parents and guardians to prevail on their subjects, adherents, children and wards not to allow themselves to be used by any group (s) to cause disturbance of public peace, and unleash mayhem on innocent Nigerians anywhere in the country. 8. The Nigeria Police Force will continue to respect the diversity of the people and ensure that the rule of law prevails everywhere in the Country. Signed CSP Jimoh Moshod Force Public Relations Officer, Force Headquarters, Abuja.

In the face of Saidi Balogun’s betrayal, Nollywood actress Liz Anjorin has paid an emergency visit to the palace of the Ooni of Ife, King Adeyeye Enitan Ogunwusi.

On Sunday the 4th of June 2017, Anjorin met Ooni for approval and endorsement in a bid to gather more fans to her side. Her latest move came after she had rained curses on Saidi Balogun who chose to celebrate his birthday on the day of her movie premiere. Hope Owo Naira movie premiere gets a good turnout as Nollywood stars who will attend Saidi’s birthday are the same people expected to grace the eve

Lemonade01:
Many are mad but few are roaming

I tell you

dyadeleye:
My ekiti brida, how far?

I dey jare bro,lol,

Amberon:
Three traitors.

idarida

ugomajestic:
Yes you are eligible but you must drop some form of collateral depending on the loan amount.

I need just 200k,so how do I go about it

Jayson1:
Mr. "I too know" you see how you murdered our beloved English?

talking nonsense in every serious issue,must u type? I pity ur future

hoodboy:
Were you saving all your money in the shop?

wats dis one saying?

Wats wake keeping cus I can't find it in my dictionary