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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by tswitch: 7:26am On Jun 03, 2015
firstEVA:
go to hell you man with a female soul, disgusting piece of thrash.
Gibberish as always.

Nitwit,where on twsitch's NL profile do you see sex mentioned.

Damn nuisance!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by tswitch: 11:15pm On Jun 02, 2015
agarawu23:
good one.
but are you aware of buhari's step? I think it's a good move for a start
Kindly explain Buhari's step.
I dont understand your statement.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by tswitch: 11:12pm On Jun 02, 2015
firstEVA:
bacanista, come and chain this dog by the neck.

As an aside, You insult like female though, are you male, female or tranny?
Are you trying to write in English or Africanesse?

Slowpoke illiterate lowlife trying to play up.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by tswitch: 8:35pm On Jun 02, 2015
firstEVA:
shut up, Isi ewu.
You still continue with your retarded thinking?
Try get some common sense,even if you cant piece a sensible paragraph together at least ask a preteen to help because your stupidity is alarming.
Omo akisa.
Anuofia!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by tswitch: 8:29pm On Jun 02, 2015
firstEVA:
all these for my two words huh GO TO HELL oponu
Now your frustration is showing,so sad.

It's embarrassing that dingbats like you on social media allow other tribes pass to insult south westerners. Anyway o le eko, o de le ko. Arindi aye,oloshi omo tanika!

Go troll in other sections okay, your omo latika aura pollutes what should make an intelligent discuss.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by tswitch: 8:22pm On Jun 02, 2015
@ Jorlons "He shouldn't allow the thought to creep into his mind.
The ONLY solution I see here is that of intensified
Military action"

That part of your post I totally agree with. It is expected that the retired general "lead" the charge against the terrorists as he claimed he would at Chatham.

So any thoughts of amnesty or ceasefire or other form of peaceful resolution will simply not do and show him in a bad light as a LIAR and FRAUD to the world at large. Most importantly it will prove the conspiracy theories of the "north" as the puppet master of the insurgents right.


Time will tell......
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by tswitch: 8:11pm On Jun 02, 2015
firstEVA:
shut up undecided
ForeEVAdumb is getting dumber by the minute,simply put- no smart thinking as expected.

We can now all see that you do not have the brains or should I say the minimum digit to be able to contribute or comment intelligently in this forum so I suggest you go troll somewhere your intellectual shortcomings ain't so obvious.


For better understanding (since the simplified version of english language for dummies is still in print) .............BUZZ OFF!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by tswitch: 7:35pm On Jun 02, 2015
firstEVA:
at the end of the day, you said absolutely nothing.
Zero comprehension now confirmed.

When you have a smarter retort, then quote this post.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attack: A Ploy For Amnesty? by tswitch: 7:05pm On Jun 02, 2015
firstEVA:
If granting them amnesty would end the killings and bombings, so be it, afterall, Niger Delta militants were granted amnesty, what is good for the goose is good for the gander.

What we need is an end to all the killings.
This post should win dumbest post on NL till date.

Some have heads but really don't have the capacity for sane reasoning.
PoliticsRe: Why Aisha Buhari Should Not Be Addressed As "Her Excellecncy" - APC Chieftain by tswitch: 7:03pm On Jun 02, 2015
Only term that describes this : See Gobe!
#pardon the pun.
PoliticsRe: A'isha Buhari's Wristwatch Is Worth $129 And Not $43,700 As Reported by tswitch: 7:02pm On Jun 02, 2015
Can you stop with the hogwash already.

No self respecting Nigerian with children schooling in choice universities in the UK will wear such ridiculously cheap wristwatch.

I am sure I speak the minds of quite a number of NL members when I say in pidgin "even those wey no reach her level" will not be caught dead wearing a $129 dollar wristwatch.

So Op go and sell your false stories to the birds cos we ain't buying.
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Visits Atiku Abubakar In Abuja A Day After Inauguration(pics) by tswitch: 1:16pm On May 31, 2015
Visiting Atiku who had zero visibility (thanks to Baba Iyabo) during his tenure as VP.........Dumb move.


In six months time he would be visiting past LG council members just to be in the news.

In a year .........


Osinbanjo activating ghost mode protocol.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Attacks Will Be Over Soon, Says Buhari. by tswitch: 1:11pm On May 31, 2015
Buhari make that call to your boy Shekau already!
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Celebrates Girlfriend's Birthday In A Special Way (photo) by tswitch: 2:41pm On May 26, 2015
This is not Fani Kayode's twitter handle.

The imposter is quite dumb though since FFK is known for being eloquent he/she could have put up a bit of effort.

Poor lexis and even the abbreviated words are not correct.


.........
TravelRe: Top 10 Safest Countries In Africa by tswitch: 7:47pm On May 23, 2015
[quote author=andypalepale post=34032410][/quote]Just saw Tanzania on the list.
Thank you.
TravelRe: Unveiling A New Dare For Adventurers – Africa’s Longest Canopy Walkway by tswitch: 7:09pm On May 23, 2015
When did the animals come back to the centre?Thought they had all been converted to what the westerners call eran ugbe.

Hahahaha.
Couldn't help myself so pardon the pun.
TravelRe: Top 10 Safest Countries In Africa by tswitch: 3:10pm On May 23, 2015
denisfidha:
I just saw a list of you ten most unsafe countries in Africa and Ethiopia was number 8, now it has jumped to the list of safest countries? who does these surveys, do they even know the countries they are talking about.... and what criteria are they using to judge if a country is safe? is it reported crime? solved crime? terrorism, media freedom? police treatment, unsolved crimeshuh? or does the writter just Google a country, then from what ever they find, they just rank the country from there
Aha!
This post totally shows my take that Ethopia's place on the list is undeserving.
TravelRe: Top 10 Safest Countries In Africa by tswitch:
I (alongside other tourists) have never felt safe visiting Piazza Addis or Mercato..........so Ethopia being one of the safest is hard to swallow.

I feel Kenya would have made this list if not for the recent and not so recent terror attacks plaguing the country.

Ivory Coast hmmmm okay.

Zanzibar should be on this list.

Seychelles .......Africa's slice of paradise, really deserves it place.

Rwanda nke? Even Kigali hotels staff advises caution on personal safety. Abeg they no deserve this space.

What of Sao Tome?

Cape Verde nko?

Senegal?
CareerRe: Osun Worker Attempts Suicide Over Unpaid Salary by tswitch: 10:50am On May 22, 2015
That is the "change" Osun indigenes they wanted!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Would’ve Been In Crisis If Jonathan Disputed Elections – Buhari by tswitch: 10:11am On May 22, 2015
ozoigbondu:
lf he did what GEJ did four years ago 800 people and seven youth corpers would still be alive
You deserve a Noble prize for this comment........settle for a glass of your favourite drink.
Lol.
Well said.
EducationRe: FG Upgrades Four Colleges Of Education To Varsities by tswitch: 9:26pm On May 20, 2015
Laudable.
PoliticsRe: SAMBO LOSES HIS WARD-KABALA-WARD 05 WOEFULLY TO APC-LEADERSHIP by tswitch: 10:34pm On May 02, 2015
dodoniyi:
Wow! Chai!!!!!!
I have not even shown you some grammatical bullets in your sentences and besides, I only pointed out just a spelling error.

Surely, you must be an arrogant and empty person who deceives himself. Why? Saying that it is just a typographical error shows that "school did not pass through you at all".

So you do not know the basic difference between typo error and spelling error? Chai!!! Please, go back to your school because you are still a kid.
I would have loved to teach you, kid, but I won't do that for you, in particular, because you have to pay for it.

*Calling...

*Murderer tswitch!

*Olodo tswitch!

*Say "YES SIR"

Hahahahahahahaha
**yawns***

Too slow, try typing something with a bit of sense okay.
PoliticsRe: SAMBO LOSES HIS WARD-KABALA-WARD 05 WOEFULLY TO APC-LEADERSHIP by tswitch: 6:42pm On Apr 29, 2015
dodoniyi:
na Olodo you be.........make u no lie

Lie lie don enter ur body right from birth

Seriously unserious inane sprog!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I have ur time this morning. I will give it to u as u quote me........u this seriously unserious inane sprog
Dingbat on the prowl.


I now seriously wonder what part of planet Earth such illiterate lowlife reside.
PoliticsRe: SAMBO LOSES HIS WARD-KABALA-WARD 05 WOEFULLY TO APC-LEADERSHIP by tswitch: 6:37pm On Apr 29, 2015
dodoniyi:
Can you see your life outside? Chai!!!

"Inate" is the misspelling of "innate".

You really need a spelling tutor.

Expressing your death wish on another human being describes a lot about you online and offline and one of them is that you are a murderer like ISIS or ISWA agents.

Never you condemn Boko Haram agents because you have the same orientation with them

[size=20pt]MURDERER tswitch[/size]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin shocked cheesy tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
And the dunce does not understand that grammatical blunders differ from typographical error.

English 101: I wish your "inate" (innate) stupidity death simply means I want and wish every inherent stupidity in the waste of matter you call a body dead.You obviously didn't pass through any educational system so your foolish deduction is understood.

Both then again a dundee like you don't know any better!

Showing off your sad excuse of basal ignorance is disheartening....... obvious suggestion would be for you to go back to the dark existence you call a life or .......yeah you know the world will be better without your ilk.
PoliticsRe: SAMBO LOSES HIS WARD-KABALA-WARD 05 WOEFULLY TO APC-LEADERSHIP by tswitch: 8:46am On Apr 26, 2015
And a dunce like the above poster will publicly bemoan the ills of an educational system he clearly knows nothing about.

I sincerely wish your inate stupidity dies a slow and painful death.

What a dunce!
PoliticsRe: SAMBO LOSES HIS WARD-KABALA-WARD 05 WOEFULLY TO APC-LEADERSHIP by tswitch: 8:48am On Apr 25, 2015
dodoniyi:
Hahahaha.....I no say e pain u wella wella.

Tyke! I will teach your empty brain with what you are lacking if you give me the chance.

Clueless or ill-informed just like your paymaster......Olodo Ayerada!!!!!!!!!!


Ooooooooooobi!!!!!

hahahaha

Stop crying, tyke
In the words of Shakespeare "you are not worth the dust the rude wind blows on your face"!


Wasted matter!
PoliticsRe: SAMBO LOSES HIS WARD-KABALA-WARD 05 WOEFULLY TO APC-LEADERSHIP by tswitch: 8:31am On Apr 25, 2015
dodoniyi:
Hello kid, go back to school; for writing nonsense
Illiterate!

So you do not comprehend.

Pathetic!

Get an education or end the miserable existence you call a life!

I can clearly see there is no need reply such a low reasoning waste of skin!
PoliticsRe: SAMBO LOSES HIS WARD-KABALA-WARD 05 WOEFULLY TO APC-LEADERSHIP by tswitch: 8:20am On Apr 25, 2015
dodoniyi:
You are a kid

Please, don't cry......Ntoor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha
And you dotted mind cannot realise that any sane person viewing this conversation can decipher who the raggedy street urchin is.

Dingbat.
PoliticsRe: SAMBO LOSES HIS WARD-KABALA-WARD 05 WOEFULLY TO APC-LEADERSHIP by tswitch: 12:21am On Apr 24, 2015
dodoniyi:
Rubbish
Total rubbish is what you are and I am glad that for once we agree on something!
PoliticsRe: SAMBO LOSES HIS WARD-KABALA-WARD 05 WOEFULLY TO APC-LEADERSHIP by tswitch: 7:39pm On Apr 22, 2015
dodoniyi:
Ntoor tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
First reaction: What a dumbass!

Second reaction: Real dumbass.
PoliticsRe: Osun Workers To Boycot Mayday Celebration Because Of Hunger. by tswitch: 7:35pm On Apr 22, 2015
No ounce of pity for Osun workers.
Let them lay hungry on their made beds.
Totally deserving!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Suleiman Hashimu: 11 Quick Facts About Man Who Trekked From Lagos To Abuja Over by tswitch: 6:11pm On Apr 21, 2015
And any sane person will believe an untrained (typically meaning he has never been trained to do long distance marathon) person travelled over 724Km (as the crow flies) with an obvious speed of less than 1.5Km/Hr and got to his destination in less than 20 days!

Hilarious!

This scenario doesn't even work with the subject in motion for 24hrs daily.


Abeg talk another lie, this one no gel.

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