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MARK MY WORDS, NNPC IS THE LATEST TO GO DOWN, JUST LIKE NITEL AND CO, is NTA STILL RELEVANT?

Okay so what body aside CBN handles federal government payments?

donbrowser:
Yes. Before Tinubu, NNPC receives payments directly from crude sales but now CBN handles all payment and credits while NNPC handles supplies and imports

Someone explain to me how the federal government is owing from its own resources, like is it possible to borrow from yourself?

[color=#990000][/color] local man loves to play god, the real victim in all this is tega's child, his parents actions will for sure follow the poor kid, if in school he'll be the gossip of the entire school from his peers to the teachers, i pity the poor kid

Hisbah has ordered the arrest of the dj playing such haram music from an infidel artist. In an effort to boost buhari's approval ratings from 27% a statment will be issued shortly

It's not russia or china, america will be quick to point fingers if it was them. its an inside job, probably tony stark, which goes without saying buhari is a bastard, curse the day he was born.

I laugh in hebrew, at least he knows he's a faliure now, but this one he's saying he wont exit a faliure hope he's not trying to looking for reelection

obochima:
Nigeria's problems are we ourselves allowing bad leaders rule over us.

It's called kakistocracy, we've been practicing it since 1960.. and it's exactly what the south is fighting against.

supportnija:
I disagree, power should be devoluted eg Power, education should be removed from exclusive list, state police to be created, road should be removed either, infact, let federal government take defence, foreign affairs, immigration and forget about the rest.

Remove defence and immigration abeg, that's still too much power for the government to hold.. remember endsars, and for immigration I'm pretty sure the government would lie there's passport shortages so only the top 1% can afford

Domino18:
The Igbos and Yorubas and indeed the whole of Southern Nigeria have one common enemy, namely the FULANI invaders. The south must rise up as one and confront our enemy. Let's stop playing this childish Igbo versus Yoruba game. A man whose house is on fire should not be chasing rats! Let us see the big picture

I do agree, the Fulanis have very well decided based on their action that they're at war with the South.. despite our knowledge and education ( since we love school in the south) we're still too blind to see what's clearly going on, but instead we're debating on Igbo and Yoruba unity

Fahdiga1:
Oh my God. Imagine what Fulanis did to their fellow human beings just for supremacy and the president who is of Fulani stock is busy gagging social media so that no one can raise a voice against him. This is a debt that the Fulanis will pay in no distance future and they will pay heavily for it

I foresee no Fulani being ever being president or holding any important role in this country, the fulanis are having a really bad rep, history will remember all they've done thanks to this administration, we Nigerians learn things the very hard way...

Praxis758:
Have the voices of Tinubu, Akande, Oshoba and Bakare been kidnapped?

Akande would have flown to Aso Rock if these killings were to be an infighting within the APC.

It shows that most voices in opposition are envious of those in power and are only waiting for their time to be in power to have their gavel to steal our commonwealth and oppress the masses.

Obviously the likes of the elites voice would be kidnapped, for the likes of politicians the voice would be released when money and assurance of winning votes is involved, celebrities would sing and get likes on social media to gain recognition and also of course money, understandable money is a tool to survive in this work but human beings have forgotten their humans and not beasts

KosiGee:
It’s my opinion mister. I didn’t find it funny, if you are going to swear on your ancestors or resort to being petty and miserable, you are free to do so.

Alaye, your opinion was trash, if you didn't find it funny, could have just closed the page and move onto something that would interest you, rather than give an unproductive comment, if you had nothing good to say why say anything at all, my advice delete your presence from this forum and go and make your life better

@OP I hail oo, keep up with the good and creative writing skills, you're doing well, exactly the kind of comedy I need to distract myself from Buhari's Nigeria

LeeSantos:
why is his age a sex position.

Cause he's about to fuvk us all once he becomes president ( hopefully he doesn't)

We keep producing graduates but no employment, how will this 3 new universities help the economy?

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Dehn dehn, the blood that was shared in borno is finally answering

Ah, oga fashola, una do well, meanwhile how do we send mama piss to prision and recover from this recession, i don tire for complains, i wan hear solution

How has his coming back solved the recession?, abeg guys are NOT smiling, people are hungry

Point of correction, Nigeria girls are the MOST beautiful,

“My name is Ella, I am 31 years old. I work with a private establishment in one of the Northern states in Nigeria and ever since I got this dream job, I have been fulfilled but I have never hadpeace since ‘my boss’ started his sexual exploits with me.

“It’s quite a small company, the pay is not so mouth-watering. I qualified for the job after the interview, so my getting the job was not based on sentiments. I am doing this job because of the drive and passion I have for it, yet, I am not happy.

“My boss is a married man and he sleeps with me at will.He used to be nice to me only when he wants to ask me for sex. Sometimes, he doesn’t even ask me, he will just visit me. No matter how much I resist him, all he wants is to have me laid and the moment he does, he dresses up and leaves,”Ella narrated.

She said talking about the whole experience makes me sick, stressing though she is not the type keen on sex, stillshe is compelled to do it withher boss sometimes.

The devastated lady said that her boss was in the habit of giving her attitude at work, she said:“At work, this mad dog gives me attitude. He doesn’t know how to talk to people, he thinks he is on topof the world. Sometimes we don’t even talk because I’m having a heavy heart, but when it is time for sex, he comes around like a lost puppy looking for milk. Oh! How I hate him.

“I remember how someone said he used to work somewhere, going to work tattered. This my so called boss used to look so dirty and unkept to the office when his boss called him and gave him clothes. Today, maybe because he is somewhere and he thinks he has arrived, he can talk to people anyhow and have sex with whoever at anytime”.

Ella stressed that going to work has become a frustrating exercise for her, as she is fed up with the harassment.

Contemplating blackmail, shesaid:“Funny enough, I have some evidence of his sexual harassment and I really don’t know what to do with them. Ididn’t intend to come up withthis, thinking I would get over the whole thing when he eventually stops. But the thought of sleeping with me at will when he has his wife at home is killing. So, I’m the one sweet for precedent sex games? I ask myself sometimes.”

“I battle with this sex bull-dog taking advantage of me and his unbearable attitude. It’s all about the sex to him. All he wants is what matters, how about what I want? He feigns innocence a lot, it is difficult for someoneto know what he is capable of; but he is a green snake. Even if I speak out in an attempt to expose his wickedness, who will believe me? I’m worried sick!,”She lamented.

Ella is confused and does not know what to do with the situation in her office.

I need bl0w j0b

JustHere2Observ:
I will report you for online sexual harassment oo

Why would you do that, we were getting along pretty well... i urge you to think about it

JustHere2Observ:
Ewww. Gross

Baby, its not gross, one night is okay, we dont have to know anything about each other.. its the best way to relief tension during this buhari economy era

$19.8m frozen in ex-First Lady’s accountsNIMASA officials’ names used in dealsFACTS AND FIGURES$22,353,076.71Total amount wired into Mrs Jonathan’s accounts in four corporate accounts and one personalised account$19,871.307.96Total amount frozen in four corporate accounts and one personalised account$14,029.881.79Amount in the four VISA Platinum dollar cards used by Mrs. Jonathan$753,206.76Amount Mrs Jonathan has spent from the $5,114,609.00 lodged into the account of Globus Integrated Services Limited$4,361,393.24The balance in GlobusIntegrated Services Limited$3,737,500.00Amount lodged into the account of Trans Investment$405,856.88The cash Mrs. Jonathan has spent from the account of Trans Investment$3,331,643.12The balance in TransInvestment’s account$3,644,200.00The money lodged into Seagate Property’s account$22,353,076.71Total amount wired into Mrs Jonathan’s accounts in four corporate accounts and one personalised account$19,871.307.96Total amount frozen in four corporate accounts and one personalised account$14,029.881.79Amount in the four VISA Platinum dollar cards used by Mrs. Jonathan$753,206.76Amount Mrs Jonathan has spent from the $5,114,609.00 lodged into the account of Globus Integrated Services Limited$4,361,393.24The balance in GlobusIntegrated Services Limited$3,737,500.00Amount lodged into the account of Trans Investment$405,856.88The cash Mrs. Jonathan has spent from the account of Trans Investment$3,331,643.12The balance in TransInvestment’s account$3,644,200.00The money lodged into Seagate Property’s account$242,665.29Amount Mrs. Jonathan has spent from the account of Seagate Property$3,401,534.71The balance in Seagate Property Development and Investment Company Limited account, which is currently on Post No Debit Status$3,095,400Amount fraudulently lodged into the account of Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited$160, 089.28Amount spent by Mrs Jonathan from the account of Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited$2,935,310.72The balance in the account of Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited, which is currently on Post No Debit Status$6, 761,367.71Amount in another VISA Platinum Credit card account opened by Mrs. Jonathan$919,941.54Amount Mrs Jonathan has spent from the VISA Platinum Credit card account$5,841,426.17The balance in the VISA PlatinumCredit card accountFormer First Lady Patience Jonathan’s bank accounts containing $19,871.307.96 have been frozen,The Nationlearnt yesterday.The cash is part of the $22.3 million found in the accounts.The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has also established aprima faciecase of money laundering againstthe ex-First Lady and 10 others.The 11 suspects may face trial for alleged money laundering if the recommendation of the investigative team is upheld.The EFCC declared that “preliminary investigation has also indicted Mrs. Patience Jonathan”.The 10 suspects indicted in the investigation are a former SeniorSpecial Assistant (Domestic/Household and Social Events to the former President), Dr. Dudafa Waripamo-Owei Emmanuel; Damola Bolodeoku; Dipo Oshodi; Theodora Varinik; Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited; Seagate Property Development and Investment Limited; Globus Integrated Services Limited; Trans Ocean Property and Investment Company Limited and Skye Bank Plc.The 10th suspect, Sompre Omiebi, is said to be on the run.The mobile phones recovered from most of the suspects have revealed how the slush funds were wired.Mrs. Jonathan has sued Skye Bank, claiming ownership of the accounts.She is asking for N200 million damages from the bank in addition to demanding that the lid on the accounts be lifted.The Nationstumbled on a report on the investigation. It states: “Based on the investigation so farcarried out, the four fraudulent VISA Platinum USD card accountsused by Mrs. Patience Goodluck Jonathan has a cumulative balance of $14,029,881.79 which has been swept Post No Debit Card category.“Again, her personal account, different from the four fraudulent VISA Platinum USD Card accounts, bears the balance of $5,841,426.17.“Considering the above stated findings, we can safely conclude that aprima faciecase of conspiracy to retain proceeds of unlawful activities, retention of the proceeds of unlawful activities, money laundering, contrary to Section 15(3) and 18(a) of the Money Laundering ( Prohibition) (Amendment) Act, 2012 and forgery contrary to Section 1(2) (c) of the Miscellaneous Offences Act, Cap M17, Laws of the Federation, 2004 have been established against the aforementioned suspects.”The EFCC claimed that all the funds traced to Mrs Jonathan’s accounts were proceeds of gratification.The report said: “The intelligencerevealed that Dr. Dudafa Waripamo-Owei Emmanuel fraudulently received various sums of money, being proceeds of gratification and retained same on behalf of the then First Family and for himself .“In committing the alleged offence, Dr. Dudafa Waripamo-Owei Emmanuel, in grand conspiracy with one Sompre Omiebi and Mrs. Patience Jonathan, procured the services of Mr. Dipo Oshodi, Miss Theodora Vavrinik and Mr. Damola Bolodeoku of Skye Bank Plc to launder and retain the proceeds of their unlawful activities.“On receipt of the intelligence report, letters of investigation activities were sent to the Corporate Affairs Commission, relevant banks , communication companies, Federal Inland Revenue Service, Chief of Staff tothe President, Federal Road Safety Corps and the mobile phones recovered from suspects were analysed.“Also, the employees of various banks whose names featured, together with Dr. Dudafa Waripamo-Owei Emmanuel, were interviewed and a search carried out . Some of the purported directors and signatories to the said companieswere arrested and interviewed.”The report explained that the accumulation of the gratification funds started in 2013 with the registration of four fake firms.The report added: “In 2013, the principal suspect, Dr. Dudafa Waripamo-Owei Emmanuel, in grand conspiracy with Sompre Omiebi and Barr. Amajuoye Azubuike fraudulently registeredthe following companies: (a) Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited; (b) Trans Ocean Property and Investment Company Limited; (c) Globus Integrated Service Limited; ( d) Seagate Property Development and Investment Limited.“However, the following persons, Taiwo Ebenezer, Chima John, Friday Davis, Olalekan Bello, Asuquo Charles, Kola Frederick, Rasak Gbodiyam, Ebi Attah, Agbo Baro and Olugbenga Isaiah, named as the purported directors of the companies, have denied knowledge of the registration and any interest in the companies.“That after the fraudulent registration, the principal suspect, Dr. Dudafa Waripamo-Owei Emmanuel, conspired with Sompre Omiebi and three officials of the Skye Bank Plc, namely Dipo Oshodi, Theodora Varinik and Damola Bolodeoku, to fraudulently open current and VISA Platinum Credit Card ( USD) accounts for the companies.“That in opening account Nos: 1771420773 and 2110002238 for Pluto Property and Investment and Company Limited in Skye Bank Plc, Dr. Dudafa Waripamo-Owei Emmanuel, Sompre Omiebi and Skye Bank officials, namely Dipo Oshodi, Theodora Varinik and Damola Bolodeoku, also fraudulently used the details of one Friday Davies and Toru Inoyengibuomo( who have been found to be staff of NIMASA) .“That in opening account Nos: 1771420797 and 2110002245 for Trans Ocean Property and Investment and Company Limited in Skye Bank Plc, Dr. Dudafa Waripamo-Owei Emmanuel, Sompre Omiebi and Skye Bank officials namely Dipo Oshodi, Theodora Varinik and Damola Bolodeoku, also fraudulently used the details of one Asuquo Charles and Kola Frederick as the signatories to the accounts.“That in opening account Nos: 1771421299 0and 2110002269 for Globus Integrated Services Limited Dr. Dudafa Waripamo-Owei Emmanuel, Sompre Omiebiand Skye Bank officials namely Dipo Oshodi, Theodora Varinik and Damola Bolodeoku also fraudulently used the details of one Razak Gbodiyam and Ebi Attah as the signatories to the accounts.“That in opening account Nos: 1771420780and 2110002207 forSeagate Property Development and Investment Limited, Dr. Dudafa Waripamo-Owei Emmanu

The companies who accused of money laundering alongside with former special adviser on domestic affairs to former president Goodluck Jonathan Waripamo Dudafa, pleaded guilty to the charges,the Punch reports.

The companies are Pluto Property and Investment Company Limited; Seagate Property Development & Investment Co. Limited; Trans Ocean Property and Investment Company Limitedand Development Company Limited and Avalon Global Property Development Company Limited.The four companies accepted that they were conspiring with Dudafa and the two others to avert a sum of $15,591,700 before a Federal High Court in Lagos on September 15, Thursday

The ani-graft agency had since frozen the $15.6m found in the four companies’ accounts in Skye Bank.However, the wife of Jonathan, Patience, has filed a suit against the EFCC and Skye Bank, laying claims to the money.

More details later.

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$15m for medical bill, only one person.. HABA!!!, na only her waka cum?

I HAD sex with my girlfriend's daughter once. Now she says she’s pregnant and will tell her mum about us if I don’t carry on the affair. I’m gutted. I’m 37 and my partner is 34. I’ve been with her for two years and we have a baby son. Her daughter is 16.For no reason, my girlfriend got jealous and accused me of cheating with a neighbour. I was upset as I had been faithful.The next day I got home early from work to an empty house.I had a few beers and was watching TV when my girlfriend’s daughter came home and got flirty. She’s pretty and we’ve always got on.She was dressed up all sexy and cute and was flirting and trying to kiss me. I kissed her back for a joke but she wanted to go all the way.I knew it was wrong, but I was angry with my girlfriend and did what her daughter wanted. I’ve stayed at arm’s length since then and acted like nothing has happened. Today she got angry with me for not speaking to her.She says she’s pregnant, the baby is mine and she’ll tell her mum about us if I don’t act all loving towards her again.