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Christ the king saved her through Leo Messi!

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This is bad mehn.....
We are have entered season 2 of this horror. And this movie has up to season 4

WriterNig:
[color=black]The US has crashed more aircrafts in training this year than 🇷🇺 Russia that is fighting in a war has. More than 20 crashes in just the last 3 months.

🇺🇸 US military aircrafts are flying coffins. World's number 1 🤡 Army indeed.

United States Of Americrash. 😂 [/color]


👍🏻 Like for Russia-Putin, share for USA/Nazi/NATO 卍

Like u always wait to post this on every US aircraft crashes

Localemperor:
You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500
Faithful= N300
Intelligence = N500
Beauty = N200
Godly= N300
Respectful= N300
Big Ass= N500
Good In Bed= N200
Good Cook = N200
Funny= N300

Let us see what guys will choose. No chance for loan.

How could godliness, faithfulness and respect cost that little and then... The other two cost that high. Our society have problem. Na wettin spoil Nigeria we dey see soooo! Lol

brain54:
Some guys will buy big ass twice...

I heard somewhere that if some men were given clay to mould their perfect woman the clay would finish on the ass alone!

OP this budget tight o... How person Wan take navigate this one so?

Abeg upgrade the budget to at least 2k!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

IMO01:
Buy

Solar

Fan

How much bro?

hopefulLandlord:
The idea of heaven is so stupid I wonder how people believe it lol
The Bible doesn't say much about what heaven is supposed to be like. Most of the claims about heaven are exaggerations of the Bible. The Bible says the Gates are made of pearl. What are the gates for? Are they made just as an excuse to irritate clams? Are the gates supposed to keep someone out or to keep souls from escaping?

it also says the streets are paved with gold but the only reason we actually like gold so much and we attach such values to it is because they are rare and difficult to extract. Gold is malleable and can be formed as needed for use in, among others, electronics, dentistry, medical tools, and the defense, aerospace, and automotive industries. Gold is durable and noncorrosive. However gold shouldn't be valuable at all in heaven unless we'd still need to use gold for those things in heaven too which actually makes heaven just another version of earth

The sales pitch for heaven is that there is only happiness and no sorrow. But it also says that many people's loved ones won't be there. Since they can't feel sorrow about that, are they ecstatic that their loved ones are being tortured forever? Either your memories are removed or your human empathy is removed. Is it really you that is left over once some parts of you have been removed?

If life matters to me now, it will always have mattered to me, even when I am gone. Death cannot change that.

Your best hope is to be locked in a gold cage with your memories of having an actual life being erased just so you can kiss ass for eternity.

Life is pleasant, death is serene. The transition might be troublesome but we all have to go through it. You shouldn't fear death so much. Heaven and hell are imaginary. You should reject the indoctrination. Life is much better that way.

To quote a friend: "Heaven's supposed to be this really great place, right? So how come a third of the angels got pissed off??"

I am glad U Sha know and agree that you will die one day. It's okay when you reach there you will go and confirm all of this your intelligent questions.

Like u guys can command them to return it to 4500!

See there is no problem with NIGERIA, see the only problem with NIGERIA is that there is problem.

What were u thinking

I advise you take your time and get a good apartment. Keep searching...!

eyesoflagos:
Man unable to marry his Benue girlfriend with N600,000 as her family insists on N1.2m marriage list

A Nigerian man couldn't marry his girlfriend in Tombu village, Buruku Local Government Area of Benue State because her family insisted on a marriage list with items totaling N1.2m.

The man's friend, Udam Samuel Aseer, disclosed this in a Facebook post on Friday, January 5, 2024. Makesense Pm reports,

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid02s6pQWkHuivxzBvMLAK3e7WnP39dRY158Q2Xk8r36MFLKNddsCzzjY5WsUUouAke1l&id=100009864965716&mibextid=2JQ9oc

Him goan pay the rest after first born.... Terrible culture

FamTomx2:
Of course you knew how much he bought them, to him they are expensive or you are expecting to see Italian woods?

Abi oh!

Zonefree:
Na plywood be dey expensive furnitures

Na help I need on solution... What's ur problem with wether they are expensive or not. Just pass if u don't have what to say.... !

WriterNig:
[color=black]The US has crashed more aircrafts in training this year than 🇷🇺 Russia that is fighting in a war has. More than 12 crashes in just the last 3 months.

🇺🇸 US military aircrafts are flying coffins. World's number 1 🤡 Army indeed.[/color]

Who is this always making this post on all crashed U.S planes. Like he is waiting for it.

Boards

Including pole wires and even roots of trees!

I don't know what to do, I resumed back to work with my staff, only to see termites build moles so high and have eaten up almost all my expensive furnitures. The shocking thing is that most of the offices are tiled. How do they still drill through. Abeg i need help. Who has an idea on what I can do quickly. My work place is quite large, it's a school. (Situated in kaduna South)

Pls Mods help me!

Those who laughed at him are still jobless. 😁

E happen 4 kaduna, u go dey wéep 4 Bauchi!

Islie:
Oshiomhole to NLC: Insist on N35,000 for workers or no Christmas for govt, employers



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/12/oshiomhole-to-nlc-insist-on-n35000-for-workers-or-no-christmas-for-govt-employers/

When Aso Rock animals are to receive 201million for food. 📌

jaeyking:
This man has crave his name in the history books
he has fully paid his dues

he can retire knowing he conquered the world

GOAT for a reason

While the opposition GOat didn't make the Ballon d'Or list

jaeyking:
This man has crave his name in the history books
he has fully paid his dues

he can retire knowing he conquered the world

GOAT for a reason

You nailed it sir🔨

chiefolododo:
Messi should forget about winning the Ballon d'or

The messiFactor can't be ignored

Lionel Messi's new boots have a 🐐 on them 🔥

(via Adidas Football)

A 30-player shortlist for the 2023 men's Ballon d'Or was published by the award's organizers on Wednesday.

Lionel Messi, Erling Haaland, Mo Salah and Kevin De Bruyne were all among the nominees for the prize, which will be presented to the winner in Paris on October 30.
Messi - who is already a seven-time Ballon d'Or winner - is seen by many as the favorite to top the final vote after he captained Argentina to global glory at the FIFA World Cup in Qatar late last year.

Three other 2022 World Cup winners been been nominated in the shape of Emiliano Martinez, Julian Alvarez and Lautaro Martinez

Full List Of 2023 Men's Ballon d'Or Nominees

Mohamed Salah - Liverpool/Egypt
Jamal Musiala - Bayern Munich/Germany
Karim Benzema - Al-Ittihad/France
Andre Onana - Man United/Cameroon
Josko Gvardiol - Man City/Croatia
Julian Alvarez - Man City/Argentina
Yassine Bounou - Al Hilal/Morocco
Vinicius Jr - Real Madrid/Brazil
Ilkay Gundogan - Barcelona/Germany
Martin Odegaard - Arsenal/Norway
Erling Haaland - Man City/Norway
Nicolo Barella - Inter Milan/Italy
Ruben Dias - Man City/Portugal
Emiliano Martinez - Aston Villa/Argentina
Khvicha Kvaratskhelia - Napoli/Georgia
Bernardo Silva - Manchester City/Portugal
Randal Kolo Muani - PSG/France
Jude Bellingham - Real Madrid/England
Kevin De Bruyne - Manchester City/Belgium
Bukayo Saka - Arsenal/England
Lionel Messi - Inter Miami/Argentina
Rodri - Man City/Spain
Lautaro Martinez - Inter Milan/Argentina
Antoine Griezmann - Atletico Madrid/France
Robert Lewandowski - Barcelona/Poland
Kim Min-jae - Bayern Munich/South Korea
Luka Modric - Real Madrid/Croatia
Kylian Mbappe - PSG/France
Victor Osimhen - Napoli/Nigeria
Harry Kane - Bayern Munich/England

Thanks

Abeg who go epp me carry am go fp!!!

Please any idea on where I can sell this broken plastic chairs and table?

Location: kaduna state. (Kaduna South Ugwa Mai GERO)

Pls any one with info of where we can sell this contact 08038538604

Buy ur fuel in gallons.

U go know after e finish. 😏

Oluromantic:
Match make on nairaland hardly works directly for a person who requests for himself, it's now your brother you expect to get a nairaland wife for. Are you new on NL? You didn't even put the normal attention catchers that girls want to hear or see... His pic, his job, his financial worth... You're just expecting a miracle.

Blessed are those who didn't see but believe.

Thanks for ur view anyway

Zonefree:
They'll not show here but in your DM. I believe you have access to the mail.

Yes true

Let them show up themselves.


Thanks tho

My Elder Brother is a graduate of ABU Zaria (DVM). 34years old and a well meaning man (location kaduna). He is not just into women. I want him to be married, our parent are growing old.
I want a beautiful young lady (Yoruba to be precise) btw the ages of 24-28. A graduate. With a good family background. Above all a lover of God.

Please for a serious connect leave your contact below. Thanks


Mod abeg help me out!