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SATURDAY FEBRUARY 6TH AND MARATHON PALAVER

It's an experience I wish to share with friends. The advert of the Lagos marathon colonised our TV stations for about a month and it never occurred to me that I was going to participate. Usually we've been advised to accommodate exercise and physical fitness into our living activities and I commenced jogging from Maryland to Ikeja Police college every Saturday morning since 2014 when I'm in town.

My fitness team advised we join the 42KM marathon train so I registered. Little did I know that I'd just created trouble for myself.
Eepa...haile Gebresellasie is a wicked man. He made MARATHON appear so easy.

Woke up at 5am. Left for teslim balogun stadium at 5.30am. The entire ikorodu was cordonned off as well as most major roads in Lagos. We commenced the race at 7am as I appear so fit ( hmmn). From stadium- ojuelegba- fadeyi. It was a lovely experience, full of excitement, large roar of "keep moving", let's go. " Common", an atmosphere full of vigour, energy, mental alertness and will power filled everywhere. Passersby, by standers and well wishers chanting songs of support. A reminiscent of my endurance walk and camp activities during NYSC years back.

At onipanu, we had the first casualty, a man passed out and my legs started shaking... Obanikoro- anthony,turn towards Gbagada,. each time we approached the refreshment stands, nothing was left and we just kept moving.

At the foot of the 3rd mainland bridge I couldn't feel my legs anymore, I stopped jogging and started to trek. I could see mammoth heads in front and behind. Mobile ambulances were picking those who knocked out and BRT buses also picking tired legs. ( I never thought i'll work thru the entire 3rd mainland bridge in my life) guess what? I trekked it!!!, immediately after the ebute metta interception, I started seeing about 10 different 3rd mainland bridges..!!. a fellow marathoner put some glucose in my mouth and I could then see its just one 3rd mainland bridge.

At the foot of the bridge so many runners sat on the floor, waiting for the next available BRT. I was almost joining them until a lady overtook me and I gasped.. A lady! No I must continue...

We went thru Simpson bridge- Osbourne- Alfred rewane- Falomo. At Falomo I had swollen hands and feet. My toes were almost exploding out of my foot wear, finally I couldn't feel any part of my body till I started ascending the ikoyi- Lekki bridge which was 30KM. I couldn't hear anything again and suddenly I was looking at the clouds. Moments later I heard The word " O ti wa ok" inside a BRT bus!.I couldn't lift any part of my body.

The bus took us to the finishing line at 42.1KM inside Atlantic city VI.
I received my medal, certificate and light refreshments. At the finishing point, we were informed the winner a Kenyan, emerged at 9.30am while we got there at 12.30pm. BRT buses conveyed us to our various destinations and I walked home like a 99 years old.

It was an eventful and fulfilling experience for me. I just woke up now for some aboniki treatment.

afterall... He's also a human being

Another cooked-up prophecy....

Udom = Akpabio ass licker
Ambode = Tinubu ass licker
Wike = Patience ass licker
Dakuku = Rotimi ass licker
Abdulfattah = Saraki ass licker


Fayose =

Etinosajay:


Are those names of people or name or deities?

Lolz

sentee:
If you know this game four pictures one word, and you think you are a Guru, select the word that suit the pictures below. Let's see who will get it right. LET THE GAME BEGINS!

''Missing''

Chibok girls under jonathan
42billion under jonathan
Budget under buhari

All ''missing'' in Nigeria

Hello bae, i do hammer

Excellergroup:


100 yards ke, her own length of material no fit reach do handkerchief sef

Lolz

One was loved the other was begging to be loved

derrick333:
U simply say ,God make me important ,if I lay wit another woman. NB: d important shud sound lik impotent o (that's for cheaters o)

Bro, u don tey for this business... Lolz

Airforce1:


view my profile bro

But I no go talk why I edit the photo

No talk bro... I know d reason....

After d raggae play d blues
Airforce1 get a boo
Even the candy crush get a boo
And the candy crush boo is also a Nairalander

Lolz

OVI75:
Wife material

100yards?

It's either the guy no fine or na d geh no fine... Cos i'm yet to see hanging out

Bandeco:

Shut up Mr man.. Research well before displaying ur ignorance.. Cameroon is a bilingual country (meaning they have English and French as official languages). Only Cameroon and Canada has English and French as official languages in the world... There are some Cameroonians in the English speaking part of the country that doesn't hear/speak a thing in French... Hope your are educated now... Base on the journalist name, he is of the banyangi tribe in manyu division, South West region of Cameroon- an English speaking part.. I won't be surprise if the reporter can't speak a thing in French

Must u use offensive word before u can make a point?

jonhemma11:
Bros that guy is a renowned journalist in Cameroon.He speaks English fluently

as a journalist he should know better... Most of his followers speaks french cos they are camerounians... Who is he now communicating with,

The outside world or his country men?

Deborahj:


The part of Cameroon closer to Bakassi speak English.
In fact I have coupled of friends from the English language speaking part of Cameroon, with their accents you will think they are from Nigeria.

i know where u are talking about... Its closer to ikom LGA... Bt that doesnt still mean that they don't speak french there

the pic:

*The person in it is talking abt cameroun north
*He's communicating to his countrymen not outsider (so it's 90% certain that he will tweet in french)

One over stay for oven and one don bleach her entire future

Atlantian:
Ornithological species of identical plumage tend to congregate in closer proximity. Class act semi-illiterates.

Thought they said that one of the essence of communication is to be able to relate, convey, exchange information between 2 or more persons, a larger percentage of NL won't be able to relate with wht u have written and another small percentage (10%) will assume what u said...

Have u communicated anything?

Cameroun is a french speaking country, how come they wrote this in English?


That pic is unreliable... My opinion

Though he may not get his job back, he should sue Kaduna State government for ''libel'' or so..


That man in the second pic tho... Na suit wear am sha

Where's d pishure

stupidity Come and see ur bro ooo

zendy:


There is an Igbo man there. Chibuike Amaechi. He might call himself an Ikwere man but not even I from Anambra can deny him, wether in good or bad

Lolz u funny

Una no dey sleep?

....And yet no igbo here

Smh for ipod propagandist

How much did u steal

Disneylady:

You like two of my names!!! thanks, u are a darling

Which one of them?

Jenke, abeke, anike, moriyeba, labake, akanke, Banke

Can it move?

Its her life