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zeelo2014: orishirishi. And what did u give in return?

Jamb question.

This space/land is not for sale! Caveat emptor! Read and understand the topic before commenting! If it disturbs or annoys you please keep your opinion to yourself!!! this is purely for fun

A similar thread was created by toogentle a few days ago for the guys! And he gave his as 60k, while most of the other guys where saying 50 naira for okada! Some said 2k max! Etc. Majority were giving us the impression that they don't or can't give a lady they are dating money! Which prompted me to create this thread. As a lady I've received WAY much more that what most guys are claiming to be willing to give out and it makes me wonder is it that they are forming hard and baddest guy or is it that the generous men I know aint on Nairaland? Ironic isn't it that this site is called Nairaland but seems majority of the men here are koboland guys? Let me start off first! The largest singular amount of cash I've received from a guy that WANTS (not yet in o!) To date me is 500 thousand naira and from the guy I'm dating 3million naira! Generous men are out there and they give generously too! Don't let this small boys here make you feel you aint worth spending on.

I call Him (1) Ome'nma! (2) Agbakuru ezuruike! (3) Igwe ji ndum! (4) Oji obara akpu nwa na afo! (5) Onye mere kam di ndu! (6)Ngalaba jisiri ulom ike! (7) Chi nedum ije! ( Chi na adighi eghi ura! (9) Onye nke mbu na ikpa azu (10) ONYE OMA!!!!!! Translation: (1) Doer of good. (2) I run to Him and find rest. (3)Mighty One that holds my life. (4) He uses blood to mold a child in the womb. (5) The one that kept/made me to live. (6) The pillar that holds my home. (7) The God that leads me in Journeys. ( The God that never sleeps. (9) The beginning and the end. (10) THE GOOD/BEAUTIFUL ONE.

MoyoGENERAL: "She said she is doing it and she is not happy with what she is doing!!!!
orisi risi...
in that case....its obvious that the matter is SPIRITUAL....
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and after 7 years of destroying there lives, they will graduate and join a fellowship all in the name of getting married.....
.........chaiiiiiii.........chaiiiiiii.....chaiiiiiiii
....I pray now...that every wolves( girls wey don destroy their lives aristocrating) in sheep clothing looking to deceive you into marrying them will not succeed in Jesus name....
Amen

This your prayer e be as e get o! I wanna type amen! But fear no gree me chai!!! If men were God? Sinner like me go don kpeme tey tey!

Giant of Africa wants Facebook to bring free internet to them? Can't you all afford internet services? Let it be for those countries that really need the freebie.

There's power in the tongue. My parents spoke life into a seemingly dead situation! I use to complain a lot about my businesses slow progress and how things just aint working out in the business and in my life! My mum spoke goodness into my life and my business. She blessed my business and my relationship! She called on her maker! Challenging Him that if He is not the one that gave her this child (me) let Him continue to sit and watch things go wrong for me but If He is the one that formed me in her wombs let things turn around for good for me! And I'm a living witness today that her prayers actually had a positive effect on my life (thanks mum) so you can imagine if it has been a curse she made! Where you thing say I for dey today?

blink182: TB Joshua can not help? God can not help? The impunity with which people like you insult God is appalling like He is just another human being. Have you been to the SCOAN or have empirical evidence that Joshua is a fraud? I am very sorry for you and the path you have chosen.

Now to the discussion. Who told you no one is born dull? I am rather shocked at the number of people who agree with you. It is like you live in this bubble created by your imagination. I have a friend that is dull actually I have friends but I will focus on this one guy because all his siblings I know are dull and unable to pass exams on their own. We were in the same primary school together, same class with me and his younger sister in the same class with my younger sister and my younger sister was in touch with even younger siblings that did poorly in class. Their dad was a full time politician and mum was a full time house wife. There was nothing their parents didn't do to help them learn. Even as a kid I could notice how hard their parents tried to help them learn. Their problem was not the inability to learn but the ability to retain what they had learnt. It cut across all spheres of their life where they had to learn then remember after some time. Now what do you say to that? My friend and most if not all his siblings are currently in the uk and really do not need to bother about making their own money like most of us.

That is just one case. I know a 16 year old girl who just wrote her primary 6 exam with little chance off passing, she has a cousin like her too-the cousin has actually stopped trying to be in school and her parents understand. This girl I know has a 12 year old sister under the same roof with her in JSS 2. Who do we blame in this case?

And what is this talk about using derogatory words. We are Africans not Europeans or Americans. That is what africans do to prevent a person doing the wrong thing to correct itself. Why do you think so many nairalanders bash and laugh at people when they are down when they should be giving encouragement? It is built into our psyche, that is how africans-true africans think. We do not pamper failure with the hope it will correct itself. When you fail this term and get flogged by your dad followed by mouth bashing from mum which often lasts a term and get reminded of your failure whenever you miss any house chore. Next term, you will struggle to out do yourself.

No wonder so many new parents are failures with raising up their kids.

We shouldn't deceive ourselves with vocational training, if the boy can't learn in class, he most likely can't learn anywhere. He doesn't seem like someone who wants to learn at all. I wonder how he got this way. Does he know how hard it is to survive in society when you have nothing to offer.

Word! Uboma hope you read this? Break out of that bubble you live in and face reality! Dull is in the dictionary for a purpose.

uboma: You lack the ability to comprehend my post so I wouldn't even bother breaking it any further for you or anyone else in your shoes because you still won't get it. Do as you wish with the child and even your children too. Give them names, call them DULLARDS, they are your kids or supposedly loved ones. And watch them improve because you tagged them *dullards*.

Touche! See how you contradicted yourself! If I lacked the ability to comprehend what you wrote and you actually feel there's no point breaking it any further for me! I believe in your mind you must have concluded I am inept at comprehension right? Does that make me any different from the dullard the op and I was talking about? And you who a while ago was preaching love, tolerance and patience couldn't practice same with me? So you see my friend we all have a breaking point! That stage when we can't take it anymore. I hope you can see why the op referred to his cousin as a dullard? You just did same unknowingly with me. Hypocrite! Learn to practice what you preach. #Uboma is your internet not back on yet? I'm still waiting for your response to the bolded! You have the humble pie in your hands do the needful or forever be tagged a Coward and a hypocrite.

uboma: No one is a blockhead. And calling your Uncle's child one will not help matters at all. No matter what a child does, don't call him/her derogatory names or compare them with other children who may be doing better.

If you really want to help, you need to have a heart to heart chat with your Uncle's child. First, gain his trust, so he can open up to you. It could be that something went wrong during his formative years (6-10 years). Please answer these;

Did this child grow up with his biological parents or with a relative?

During his formative years, did his parents play an active role in his life? Did they play together as a family? Was the father/mother always around to LISTEN and talk to their child? During his early years in school (nursery to primary) were his parents interested in his school activities? Did they guide him with his homework? Did they find out from his teacher(s) the performance of their son? Or was it just the *enrol your child in school, pay his fees when due, buy school materials? Is this the cycle they followed?

I always tell parents that *children are what we make them*. Once you miss it during their formative years, then you've lost out big time. It is simply not enough to just send your child to school and leave them at the mercy of their teachers. Parents need to play an ACTIVE role in their child(ren)'s life.

And mind you, if you are sure that the parents played their role during his formative years, then the child may be better off learning a vocational skill. If having listened to this boy, and its obvious that he just doesn't like school, then find out his hobby or the skill he's interested in and build on that.

Look around the world today, not all the well to do men actually completed their schooling. But they have excelled in their chosen fields.

There's so much to say but time... I wish I could have a chat with your Uncle's child. Are they in Abuja?

NB.
Calling a child derogatory names only serves to worsen him, make him more reserve and won't bring out the best in him/her. No one was born a dullard. Please take note.

I beg to differ! A similar case as the ops is happening live as am typing this!. Such derogatory words exist because there are scenarios and people that qualify to be addressed as such! A dullard, a bastard etc though derogatory doesn't mean the people in most cases being referred to as such aint it. After so many instances I've concluded that this kid is actually dull in academics and lacks common sense. Take this scenario, I was downloading something on my phone and somehow he picked the phone up and said "aunty your phone is hot should I out it in the fridge?" Me in a sarcastic tone replied put it in the fridge nah! To my utmost surprise he actually did put the phone in the fridge and I didn't realise this until after sometime when frost has already built up in its panels! ! A teenager that can't tell the time of day? A teenager that can't read out the months that make up a year? A teenager that doesn't know his date of birth? A teenager that doesn't know his state of origin or the capital or the governors name is not a dullard? A teenager that can't calculate simple sums even with a calculator? IS A DULLARD! Mind you he grew up with his loving parents until when the schools in their locality can't take him anymore! They sent him to live with us in another city. So your theory of abuse as a child doesn't hold water in most cases as some people are actually born dull and no matter the care and loving words applied they just can't catch up.

Takes front row seat. That number 10 can only be found in fairy tales... 9 to 1 is pretty much what we have around us today.

Andyblaze: do you know amaraku in mbano?


#BITG

Yes o! That's close to my hood

Gbam! Otua ka okwesiri idi! Mmuta bu ndu.

Andyblaze and his girlfriend thread again? #Igiveup

I have decided to follow Jesus! I have decided to follow Jesus! I have decided to follow Jesus! No turning back! No turning back!!

onila: thats what I don't get, having sex for fun

pathetic

Sex is fun the last I checked! It only becomes something else when one partner uses it as a tool to be deceptive and hurtful. Don't get me wrong I got ur drift.

Onila good for you! But we all are different in as much as most girls would get emotionally attached to a guy before/after sex some just really wanna have fun and do it as the "spirit (body) moves". Its a case of the desirable not being available and making the available desirable. (Lord forgive me)

firstEVA: That's too early if you ask me, what time will you see and 'enjoy' life.

I wanted to enjoy and see life with the man I'll marry! I wanted the both of us to go thru it and not one leading the other in the ways of life! The mistakes, the accomplishments and all! I wanted him and me to share that "first time" experience now weh my eyes don tear finish what will a man do to amaze me again? Absolutely nothing!!! I've seen it all and that hurts.

19 and it almost happened but guys that age or around that age like say 22 don't have marriage on their minds so I was left with having to choose from the 36 upwards age bracket and mum and dad and elder ones gave a big hell NO!! Now that I'm 30 and still single they can't stop breathing down my neck asking me when I wanna get married?? I'm like that was 11 years ago

Good for them.

Wittywizard: Good evening my fellow nairalanders.. I heard about the ASUU forthcoming strike but it seems the rumours is only been circulated in my school(UniAbuja). I just want to be sure that it is a Romours or not a rumours. Please is the ongoing proposed strike news been heard in other various institution or it is jus being heard in my school..
Thank you

You are in the University? Meaning you've passed through primary and secondary school? Hmmm! Wonderful. I sincerely hope you are not one of those that insult PEJ on this forum.

The state government can do better than deduct workers salaries! Why is the state allocation dwindling sef? And what happened to internally generated revenues? If a state cant stand by itself without the federal then that state should be absolved into another.

Its about time! Nigeria should have put in measures to prevent an import of this ebola from those countries already infected, by screening passenger from those areas. US STATE DEPARTMENT EBOLA ALERT In order to help our Embassy Community better understand some of the key points about the Ebola virus we have consulted with our medical specialists at the U S State Department and assembled this list of bullet points! worded in plain language for easy comprehension. Our medical specialists remind everyone that they should be following the guideline from the center for Disease Control and the World Health Organisation. (1) The suspected reservoirs for Ebola are fruit bats. (2) Transmission to humans is thought to originate from infected bats or primates that have become infected by bats. (3) Undercooked infected bat and primate (bush) meat transmits the virus to humans. (4) Human to human transmission is only achieved by physical contact with a person who is acutely and gravely ill from the Ebola virus or their body fluids. (5) Transmission among humans is almost exclusively among caregiver family members or health care workers tending to the very ill. (6) The virus is easily killed by contact with soap, bleach, sunlight, or drying. A washing machine will kill the virus in clothing saturated with infected body fluids. (7) A person can incubate the virus without symptoms for 2-21 days, the average being 5-8 days before becoming ill. THEY ARE NOT CONTAGIOUS until they are acutely ill. ( Only when ill does the viral load express itself first in the blood and then in other bodily fluids (to include vomit, feces, urine, brea.st milk, seemen and sweat). (9) If you are walking around you are not infectious to others. There are documented cases from Kikwit, DRC of an Ebola outbreak in a village that had the custom of children never touching an ill adult, Children living for days in small one room huts with parents who died from Ebola did not become infected. (10) You cannot contract Ebola by handling money, buying local bread or swimming in a pool. There is no medical reason to stop flights, close borders, restrict travel or close embassies. #Stop the panic create awareness.

masonkz: Scared?

No my dear! Actually its a brain drain.

masonkz: Awww. Are you a true Christian? You really don't wanna start that argument.

Certainly not with your ilk.

Proudly Christian only on that paper he is fronting! No true Christian is gay #Fact! Lord have mercy on those You will have mercy on please.

Service to humanity! Rip sir.

Some sense in this actually

Op thanks for the info! Everyday is for the thief but one day is all the owner needs.