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I nominate myself as treasurer.

When is offering time. . . I need me a new ride i just bashed mine its basically a lump of metal.

JeSoul:
Who else thinks this: that his girlfriend used this pastor as an excuse to break up with Atheist?? 

OMG, is that how you dump boyfriends?

Chicks like you who've been 'out there' make things difficult for we virgin girls.

Chris so you dey visit jokes board, abi?

Why, are you shy? You should be proud or do you have anything to hide.

I get the impression you're just starting out, right?

[quote author=Tonye-t link=topic=367566.msg5133600#msg5133600 date=1261064816]Tudor,

If writing and coloring the font blue is your definition of retardation then you have to really check the psychiathric home very fast and i mean very fast. you see what i have been saying here all the while  .

This she-male will never sieze to embarrass himself here, what has blue color and ones writing style got to do with retardation ok. i see, NOW I KNOW WHY THEY SAY INSANE PEEPS MISTAKE OTHERS FOR THEMSELVES.

gooosh i cant stop laughing, when i need a good laugh i read mr.cemetary sleepers posts. i just cant get enough of this she-male and maybe if you dont mind i could also make the style sleeker you know! you feel me? [/quote]Dude don't shoot the messenger. . .

With the silliness, utter stupiidities and childishness frequently mirrored in your posts colouring it blue just makes you look retarded thats all.

A perfectly sane individual would spot the stupidiities in the post midway between highlighting and colouring but you somehow happily colour your dumb posts without realising they are dumb. . . .shows you're retarded.

I'll have you know i donate frequently to charities and NGO's for disabled and mentally challenged people. . . I can refer you to a support group. Think about it (that is if you can still think)

[quote author=Tonye-t link=topic=359166.msg5133707#msg5133707 date=1261065757]Tudor,

I dont hate you, you're too insignificant a dot to be hated!!!! come to Jesus and feel the real thing. its so SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET !!!! [/quote]Yes you hate me and all atheists, this is not the first time you've threatened to cause me bodily harm or ban us all if you were made moderator. . .i dey lie?

Thank sakaguchi you weren't made mod even after you openly campaigned for the job even posting your CV for all to see. . .we'd all be history otherwise.

Edit.

[quote author=Tonye-t link=topic=359166.msg5133685#msg5133685 date=1261065607]@Deep sight,

thank you! Just go thru' that chicken-atheist post of over 3400 posts , the dude hasnt made any sense since, i once asked him with all politeness to tell me his simple and candid definition about what he professes he believes and all he could do was shower abuses as if that was all he was ever trained in school to do. I was not surprise to find out that the she-male's reason for denying a sweet God and loving Father he once served was born out of the anger that he slept in a supposed poultry or canal to verify some chicken goozzy goddess whom did not appear to him either. i cant help but have been laffing same for my colleagues in the office. men Tudor is a clown. i love the dude sorry she-male so much.MY FATHER GOD DWELLS IN HEAVEN AND NOT IN THE CEMENTARY.

Go thru' huxley's post and some renowned atheist here, you will observe that they've taken their diseased obsession higher by spreading the fallasies thru' twitter and facebook. Safe for the napkin dude WHO PHINKS HIS DEFINITION OF ATHEISM IS TO PERSONALLY ATTACK SOME SIMPLE MEN WHO IN DECADES MAY NOT EVEN MEET THE INSIGNIFICANT DOT. 

Mr.Cemetary-sleeper come out and [b]give me a candid definition of Atheism [/b]lest you forever remain silent. i didnt say so, the jury did.! Pathetic loser! compliments of the season[/quote]Invite all your office colleagues to contribute towards a dictionary then you can check the meaning of atheism. . .mumu

Deep Sight:
^^^ Yes it is a foolish sham, i agree.

And i believe its bevoming obvious that your problem is with Religion, (or religious ideas of God) and not God per se.

I think that is the only way i can rationalize this, as it has to be said your offering in this thread does no credit to your supposed atheism or the reasons (or lack of reasons) for it.

more cock and bull.

Is God not a religious concept?

Religion is belief in and worship of god or gods. As long as you believe in and worship a god you are religious. What you've just done is invented your own.

Did you not read where I clearly stated I have a problem with people inventing ideas of god and presenting it as fact. . .thats what everybody including religions and people like you do.

Fhemmy does that 2007 camry price include clearing?

Well well well. . . That doesn't say much for the africa does it now. . .

[quote author=Tonye-t link=topic=367566.msg5132387#msg5132387 date=1261054542]^^^ refer to wikipedia, its believed there that folly raises at about 1:44:23 PM which is just about the same time your old wrinkled phalanges typed the rubbish up here and about the blue fonts , its called personality style (should i teach you again)

Tudor let me teach you something

1. I can bear with 'em true atheist, folks like Huxley and co who even feel they can spread the disease of self-illusion even to twitter and facebook, but for you, i can describe you as some wagon chaser who prolly couldnt catch up the christian bus for sake of lateness and as such declined to catch up the atheist wagon but unfortunately met it filled. you're caught in the middle of stupidness and neglect that you dont even know what you profess. today you are a male, 2mrw a female, today you are a christian, 2mrw an atheist, today you are sane, 2mrw you are otherwise!. I sincerely feel for you.

Tonye: Jesus Loves you!

Tudor: Does he?

Tonye: Yes he does

Tudor: but i missed the bus

Tonye: He is sending another 2mrw by 7am dont miss it. 

Mr.Chicken Atheist.![/quote]Ha ha ha ha ha Personality style indeed

So, i take it you were born retarded right?

[quote author=Tonye-t link=topic=359166.msg5132230#msg5132230 date=1261053329]Rotflmao, so by sleeping in cementary where goats and cows were buried you feel you' were exploring myths,

I cant help but say that this she-male is so daft. *spits* today the 17th of december 2009, i can now say how ashamed i feel to know your silly reasons for converting to a chicken atheist. Oh lest i 4get maybe you slept there(animal cementary and gutter stream to see the gods of the great chicken)

lol lol  Men you are dumb i cant help but say it, this is about the most hilarious post i have ever come across. no wonder he's been shying away from telling me as well as others the truth all along despite the much persuasion. m so disappointed that mr.napkin atheist converted to one because almighty chicken goddess didnt appear to him in a night vision. pathetic! [/quote]Are you now calling your jehovah goa a chichen?. . . .bravo!

At least you served HIM for the little time he allowed you to, for me, i would have skinned your sexy she-maled backside from that silly profile of yours . or better still rip off your dotty phalanges you use in typing.

Is it a suprise you hate me to the extent of fantasizing about killing me? Well to me it isnt.

Religion does indeed addle the mind.

just a quote for your silly thought " GREAT MEN REVERENCE GREAT MEN" ever heard this b4? know you wont have when you spend all day thinking of the next rodent cementary you'll sleep alnight to verify maybe the rodent deity will appear to tudor ."o i cant help laffing" 

Have you ever heard the quote "BEND OVER THE PIT LATRINE AND SHIIT IN IT". . . . Ever heard that b4?

Oh yes, you can say that again, because to the foolish man it will appear foolish. i didnt say so, the bible did. Mr.Napkin-Atheist Mr.Chicken-cementary-sleeper

Whatever is foolish always appears foolish even to the foolish.

Religion is a foolish sham.

^^
Sometimes when I read your posts I can't help but pity you. . . I dnt knw if you're trying to make a joke for the sake of it or you just naturally stupiid.

The blue font doesn't help matters, it makes you look retarded. Its only a retar.d that'll type senseless posts then take the pains to colour it blue. . . . You worship jesus the least he should do is give you some brain cells.

[quote author=Tonye-t link=topic=359166.msg5131743#msg5131743 date=1261049252]Maybe you'll be the first if you try,

i read your post and i laff in tears, just simply becos one schooled near a cemetary(maybe where they buried only goats and dogs who knows) or stream( maybe a gutter receptive who knows) and was cajoled to try sleeping there anight to verify the existence of a god which was a game almost all teenagers did or was cajoled to do, and you didnt find/feel or experienced any spiritual presence meant you could know come up here to tell us you aint a christian becos of the experience. pathetic![/quote]It shows I was willing and ready to explore the myths and get the truth. . . .question is, are you?

1st of all: the God i worship is a spirit and it takes one who first acknowledges Him as such(a spirit) to experience Him and not someone who acts based on senses and its delusions.

Crap. Your god is spirit my arse. . .everybody claims they hear god, they speak to god and whatnot but when we begin to ask questions they rant "god is spirit" your senses cannot apprehend him. . .how daft.

Your god is spirit why is it so hard to see any evidence your god exists?

2nd of all: You are not anywhere near the shoes of great Men who's existed and served God in their time, men like Abraham lincoln, Newton, Faraday and may more, this men amidst their greatness and fame still recognised the true existence of a spiritual being, so what significance is it for an insignificant dot like you to hail all out about you unbelieve in any supernatural being. for all i care it doesnt mean a thing, u can even say you aint a human but an ant, and i will accept, afterall weting concern me with your obsessed rebellious thought.

You are indeed stupiid. . .so you accept christianity because isaac newton was christian? Shows how shallow you are.

Great men also believed the earth was flat and rats and cockroaches were spontaneously generated from dirty clothes. . .you believe that too?

3rd of all: Something tells me deeply that someday ya fat- atheist head will return clockwise to acknowledge the truth, but until then lets all enjoy the fun maybe it will increase your testimony time tomorrow.

To my friend Tudor Mr.Napkin-Atheist[/color][/font]

Senseless. Truth is your christianity is a sham. . .sorry I'm already there.

^^
What were you looking for on a zimbabwean site? I can only imagine how many zimbabweans have access to the internet.

[quote author=Tonye-t link=topic=363977.msg5130845#msg5130845 date=1261040629]Who is rather a fool, a christian turned atheist who feels so confused to know the difference btw what he professes and what he says and lest i 4get someone who's even changed his gender from "m" to "f" peak of folly.  [/quote]Does anybody have an idea what this ignoramus is ranting about?

A serial killer who murderers hundreds of people is apprehended then locked up for life, housed and fed with tax payers money, has access to top quality free healthcare. . . .meanwhile there are homeless law abiding citizens who are left to die of hunger on the streets.

How stupid is that?

^^
Here is someone who refuses to indicate its gender. . .how ironic

There's a difference between dying of old age and being knocked out by complications of pneumonia

Old age isn't a sickness.

Simple test; how many amputees has TB joshua healed?

Keep going round and round in circles. . .you're only deceiving yourself.

Haven't you heard of old men who just passed on in their sleep and medical cause of death listed as old age?

Did he have to die in a hospital of sickness?

Does that not show divine healing to be a sham when its major proponents are killed by common bacteria?

Beautymc:

Yes she was sick and God healed her. @kunle, what about that? How does it affect u?U don't really like these people by tellin them to near Faith Tabanacle for advices. They cannot my dear b'cos their evil power cannot exceed that gate b4 they will be exposed by God. Think if they are not the one that sent those small children for witches. Thank God power pass power.

God did not heal anything. The americans did all the work. . . Send your tithes to the American medical association.

^^
Divine health and healing doesn't apply to 91 year olds right?

Simple question; why would a so called man of god who preached for decades on divine healing die from bacterial infection?

^^
Its not by force to be classified with crazy people like you, is it?

I want to save the planet and i can pitch my tent with whoever i want especially with those who share my concerns.

Take your rantings to the goats abeg.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=367030.msg5130201#msg5130201 date=1261031332]'


nothing cool about your bad belle.

the man and every other person you mentioned achieved more than you can ever hope to even if you lived one thousand lifetimes.

you're stuck sniffing their butts for a high[/quote]noise!

You waste your life teaching and claiming divine health and miracles then die shamefully in a hospital of an opportunistic infection. . .what is the acheivement in that?

Learnt my lesson long ago. Next time when dealing with nigerian girls just keep your mouth shut. But i find that girls of other nationalities are far more accomodating.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=367030.msg5130108#msg5130108 date=1261029524]how did Jesus Christ himself die?

its not by force to post on a thread abeg.[/quote]its not by force to come post wack excuses either.

Did jesus christ not die so we will not be afflicted by sickness and the devil anymore?

The way the preachers of this crap in turn die of every sickness out there shows the stupidities of the story.

No2Atheism:
- The usual Eurocentric response . . .

- See him or her deceiving himself or herself . . .

- who exactly are the we. Who deceived you into thinking you are a part of the we. Do you sincerely think you have any input to the Treaty . . .  . . . I laugh in Global Warming . . . .


- I  sincerely think you need to sue Covenant University for teaching you nonsense . . . 

You are a fool.

I am a part of humanity and this climate change phenomenom is a threat to humanity.

We must find a solution and work together towards saving the planet.

Unlike you we don't believe a dead jew is gonna come from the sky and take us to another kingdom. Earth is the only home we have. . .take care of it!

0hsisi:
Pray that your own father lives to see 60
and that you see your own 25th birthday
That 91 year old man lived a full life and made a mark, hopefully yours will be meaningful enough so that people around you would even remember your name 10 minutes after your expiration.

Oya, let us pray. . . . .

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=367030.msg5127919#msg5127919 date=1260992260]so did you read in your own bible that every minister will be taken home in peace and glory?


and at 91, dying in a hospital means he wasnt in peace and glory?

you shouldnt just type for typing's sake.[/quote]Why shouldn't every minister be taken in peace and glory? Why the unnecessary punishment?

All over my own bible there are promises that once you're born again sickness would not be part of your life. Sickness is said to be caused by the devil. This is even alluded to in oral roberts books saying if you rebuke the devil you'll be healed.

So then tell me how the lord would smite him with sickness to take him home. Does that not sound ridiculous?

Whatever happened to dying peacefully in your sleep, eh? The man fell sick instead of turning to prayer he scuttled to the nearest hospital paid thousands of dollars to get better then died of 'complications' due to pneumonia.

Kathryn kuhman another fraudster died on the operating table like nama in the abbatoir yet these people say she was taken by the lord.

Bimbo odukoya roasted like suya in a plane crash the list goes on and on

Is that how jehovah calls his beloveth home?

All these crooks spend their lives preaching about faith healing and life then they all die of the same sicknesses. . .how daft is that?

Keep deceiving yourselves.

^^
Tell your deluded self anything so you can sleep well at night.