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legitimatefrank1:
THANKING HER AFFTER SEX LIKE THEY WIN VISA LOTTERY
some guys go just they thank the babe after the do,like people dem give free pepper soup....lol na lie i lie, abegii add yours make we tackle the matter

this is actually wrong almost all guys gets irritated after their ice cream iyaf fall down and feel one kinda regret and want to girl to vamos asap no time

Okay so uber has been scamming Nigerians as far as i know , people who uses uber regularly knows that if you cancel a trip, you automatically owe them 1000 naira, and that's not a problem, the scam here is if your uber driver cancels the trip because he can't come to you, you owe them 1000 naira on your next trip, i thought it was a one time thing but it has happened to me 4 times and my friends too same thing happened to them, my last uber driver told me to switch to taxify... Am sure other rider's have experienced such

Onyiclara:
I'm asking for someone, he's to write on Tuesday but wants to go check out the place. Do you know the direction?

i live close to idimu and iyana oba is not far just one bus and you're there as for ur centre they would have state the bus stop on your slip when u get to idimu tell any bike man to take u to d bus stop

Just saw this on their IG page what can WEFIEMASTER mean?

EmmySparky:
bros eye witness

when you see mad white benz packed in your hood shey u no go wan knw who get am if u con see say na celeb u go do nose witness join

lofty900:
I weep for his mother

his mother is actually proud i know his mom very well.. The day bobrisky came to ejigbo his mother was just holding him and shouting at people who were staring

Achillesdam500:
Please help me,my hot note 2 fell inside water yesterday and I quickly removed and dried it up until I realized that it's stopped flash charging,please what do I do?

check if your charger flash charge's another phone if ti does then its hardware problem

The pastor sef is daft he cannor cheat and cover his track v well...

I can bet my life savings this is staged just to attract customers

Mmm ko wwe ni.. Abeg aw u du dat ur ba3 meter lky dat

Talibanis:
Not impressed with the PES 2017 compared to its predecessor PES2016. The latter runs perfectly well on my 17" corei7 8Gb RAM, Dedicated 2.1Gb NVDIA Intel Video card with 2.4Ghz octacore processor on full HD resolution and High screen quality but really sucks in gameplay and fps on the former (PES 2017). Currently regretting why I even bothered downloading the game (10.7GB data).

bro please did you download your pes 17 from oceanofgames

nNEOo:
Abeg no vex, how.did it happened

bruv i passed dat road like an hour ago, i went too collect my money so i can come too naija my cousin passed the same road 10 minutes too the blast and everyone who passed the road during the incident were badly burnt, i heard it was a gas leak that caused it

If you have fam in gh labadi or tradfare start calling dem oooo

I just witnessed the most freighting event of my life i saw fire that looks exactly like an atomic bomb explosion exactly like the one we see in cartoons and movie, so far 15 people are dead and 23 badly burnt the event happened at trade fair labadi ....


Lalasticlala please push too fp

Drop your opinions

This were is exact words

*this is a true life story* (1)

she would have been 17 years old today,19th of December.I'm still stuck with her memory,only if she had listened to me.The worst is,I let her die,I saw her end and led her straight to it.
The shock hasn't worn off,after 7 years since her demise,seeing her headless body,knowing...it could have been my headless body.I would be at peace knowing she was safe ,still alive,knowing she was going to write that exam,the exam that she risked it all for.The image of her headless body and her mutilated lady parts has been cemented in my mind ever since ,God knows that I died on the Inside,I cried for weeks,I fell sick,I starved, I left Ogun for Lagos.....home!.
Only if she listened to me,I watched her run off into the bushes,with a trail of dust ,I ran after her,tried to stop her...I failed.She wanted to get her notes and exam card prior to our Monday exams,she got what she wanted ,felt fulfilled....Ignoring the warning that we shouldn't go past our dinning halls,it was an uncertain beyond at that time...there was a festival,I think they called it óró...few knew the gravity of what would become of those that disobeyed.
I held her hands,pleaded,"don't go,ul get us killed",she said;"God is on our side,he will never forsake us"...at that staement, the clouds went dark,night fell on us.
we were stuck in a classroom,we couldn't sleep there!,we had to go back to our hostels ,but we could both get killed!.I had to do something,I was willing to die for her,never wanted to see her hurt,so I decided to run as quickly as i possibly could,to the boys hostel and get help,while she would lock herself in the class till my return,if I return.
Before I could pick up my shoes to 'tear race',I turned to say goodbye,to my greatest surprise,she already started running ahead of me,my mouth went dry,hot tears ran down my cheeks, my legs went limp.
.I screamed her name!...oh!...that was the moment I realised I just killed her.I gathered my breath and chased her,but I ran and ran till I got to the dinning hall,our sanctuary,but no sign of her,the hall spinned,the light flashed brighter,I gasped for air,but....
I woke up the next morning ,a much brighter day,noise from the hostels,i looked around...I couldnt recognise where I was immediately, i wasn't in the boys hostel?...I realised I was at the clinic,and a drip was connected to my arm,my legs felt numb,I remembered 'her'...I yanked off the needles from my veins and sped out to search for her,the clinic was empty, but something stained the atmosphere, distant wails....coming from the bush path ,yes that Bush path.

I ran!,I saw a gathering...I cleared the gathering, I got to the center and I froze!...her body soaked in blood,her yellow check gown,torn to shreds,my eyes moved above her shoulders and her head was missing,my eyes felt heavy, but no tears escaped....she was fucking headless...I didn't even realise my arms were bleeding profusely,I looked beside her body,I saw her elder brother, my school father crying like a baby starved for days...my classmates,her friends, our friends screaming and struggling,it was too much to take,the skies vanished,my eyes felt open but I saw nothing,i thought I had died.
I woke up to find myself in lagos..... the nightmares came soon,the internal torture I endured,unparalleled pain.
I accepted my fate, and reconciling with my present,trying to find happiness in every little thing.she was the feminist,always saying "there's a lot of thing women can do that men can't!" and I'd argue with her.

I miss her and all the times people addressed her as 'Mrs Onyejiaka' or 'iyawo Patrick', and she would blush so hot that an Irish rose had nothing on her.she taught me to make the most out of life...and cherish those that mean the most to me, because one second they are here,the next they are gone.

(I still don't know whether to say happy birthday or rest on peace).
Patrick Onyejiaka.

This is Sparta!!!!!!!!
300 Gerad butler

gentlemen shall we begin?
-Elijah mikealson

i wasn't supposed too go cause i have got London derby by 12, but if i no go church my girlfriend go dey vex after telling her today is London derby, na y i kuku go d first service with sleep in my eyes, even as i dey church, ion even get interest that's why am trying too prolong this comment, But that one no concern me, spurs are coming too the Emirates and we will take 3 points from them thats the only thing that matters.... #COYG!!!!

Are u high were is the link?

richommie:




Pls make.. delete this thread before Dem go invade.


#yolo

masa no fear dem Vaseline crew for soon enter you dey feel me craaa #YOLO

Ugosample:
Safe journey.
Ghana is a cool country, just stay away from crime and face your studies. You will be fine.

BTW.
Which school are you in?

zenith university

Vicoch:
so, be cause u wan go Ghana person no go rest again...no wonder nairaland has over 3 mill topics..... later now if u wan go shit for Bush u go dey ask for advice ...mtchew....

guy na why i tlk say no big deal i just dey ask haba

So tomorrow am going too ghana to start schooling there i know its not a big deal but i have never been there and i know y'all nairalanders are very good at giving advice, i need a list of what to do and what not to do thanks in advance