₦airaland Forum

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WuluHomes:
The skit makers of today killed stand-up comedy but thumbs up to them for making NIgerians laugh

I am happy they killed stand up comedy. Stand up comedy was already becoming an evil industry, powerful gatekeepers, new entrants couldnt dream of succeeding except they are liked by the successful seniors, if one OG feel say u no dey respect am, e go tell other OGs make them no give u platform to showcase ur talent. They were not allowing talents to flourish properly. If u notice, it almost looked like u had to come from some certain part of the country to excel in comedy. With skit making, the market is free for everyone to use, no senior Alibaba or senior Basket mouth or Senior Bovi or senior AY that you have to worship and prostrate for before dem go give u platform to showcase your talent. And now we are actually seeing that Nigerians are more creative and funny than what we even thought.

deedo93:
Layi, Sabinus and Nasboi in that order, make me laugh

U know ball
My order is most likely layi, nasboi, sabinus

Layi, Nasboi ....these 2 are kings of comedy
Taoma is also a gem.
Sabinus: worthy mention

APCNig:
He didn’t go to any school. But he retired as Chif Accountant/Treasurer at ExxonMobil one of the largest companies in the world, don’t you think you need medical examination?

Why are you getting triggered. No one said he didn't go to any school. You guys that support this man should learn to use your brain at least and stop thinking like zombies. The question is not whether he attended any school. The question is that there may have been a switch of identity at some point. His identity pre US sojourn is different from his adopted ID from that point henceforth.
Personally i dont doubt the brilliance/intelligence(maybe lost) of that man that is the President of Nigeria but it doesnt change the fact that his identity Bola Ahmed was adopted at the point of going to the US because the person that got that admission died.

SoftSport:
Haha, It's GCI, the facts are out there. Go and verify.

How come we never see any of im mates for GCI...we never see anybody come out talk say, yes na my senior, or my junior and my mate.

e come be like say the super falcon girls are the only useful young ladies in Nigeria . The others are busy modeling their lives after Tonto dikeh, tiwa savage, toke makinwa and co.

And kudos to the girls for showing osimhen and his crew how to win

These Ghanaians dont want developers in their country? Don't they want development?

D'Tigress dun see impotent Rwanda, dia preek dun stand. Make dem bring US team now, na another story.
Anyways we thank Nigeria ladies for bringing us joy, both DTigress and Super Falcons, unlike their male counterparts that almost always bring pain and disappointment to their followers and fans

osuofia2:
Who loves drama more than a group that fast and the whole world will know they fast, they pray so the whole world can see. They are the biblical Pharisees

This your post is so 😁 😂 You have a point though.
Meanwhile our own beautiful Christianity is not different. Same show off and hypocrisy na the 2 religion. The whole world must know you are worshipping God.

bobbiiee:
What value does any celebrity have to God or the church? Most of are known to live carelessly.

They actually bring value. Here is how.
Nigerian churches are basically business centers. Nigerians go to church to look for prosperity, not because they love/respect God or Christ. If Tiwa for example attends xyz church and she's flourishing, Nigerians want the God(real God) and god(pastor) of Tiwa to do it for them too so they start attending the same church. The pastor also encourages celebrities to keep coming because it will increase total attendance.

Going by this list, Harvesters and COZA are not doing a good job on their members especially COZA. Because how can only your church have both Tiwa and Tonto. Maybe we can exclude harvesters because Toke dun dey calm down, be like sermon dun dey enter her heart

Twoclans:
Just ignore .

One goat quoted me earlier saying I should continue to carry Nigerias problem on my head .As if it will stop babablu from rigging himself back to office come 2027.

Na per second per second u dey post on Big brother..I see why u dey call who quote u goat. As u carry big brother for head, Sha no forget to carry ur life matter.

bentenny:
Nah Wetin you come find for here?

No, I came here to advice you followers of BBN to pity the society and stop giving prostitutes popularity

You people want to create new set of prostitutes that will be role models for gen alpha.

1. Those stupid wigs

2. Having the mindset of young Nigerian girls. A man/guy must pay for my bills. Especially demanding/expecting from a man what your father+mother+uncles +aunties+siblings could not collectively afford to buy for you
3. The ones that are fat but when you suggest gym for them, they become moody saying you are body shaming them
4. And most important one, exhibiting that toxic Nigerian feminists traits. Especially for those girls between 28 and 39 years old. I leave 40 and above out of this, because their brain resets once they reach that age. They realize the next journey is race to golden jubilee and their friend will soon be missing ladies hangout because she wants to go to football games or musical performance of her grandchildren

Honorable mention: the ones that use make up to cover their face, beautiful lipstick on the lips, while their mouth and breathe is oozing and their under smelling like fish

women like this are annoying but they dont know. Just causing commotion up and down in the house.
Older generation of women own na sunday morning.

BB Naija about to create new generation of prostitutes
New set of negative role models for Gen Alpha

CoronaVirusPro:
🤣😂😆🤣

$36,000,000,000,000 with nothing to show for it in last 2 decades.

Capitalism is evil.

China needs to buy the US. It’s glaring they cannot govern themselves.

You really mean this?

India's number is 4.19trillion, no wonder they behave like 419

Hemanwel:
I thought they said they've signed Sen. Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso?

Imagine having Atiku, Obi, Kwankwaso, El-Rufai, Amaechi, etc, in one camp and having to slug it out against the incumbent.

I swear, before election start sef, these guys have won already, because na dem get the masses/numbers for hand.

Kwankwaso is a big sell out, he is a big Tinubu supporter, all these ones na show off believe me. Kwankwaso is in politics to negotiate for himself/his political relevance. This one is to get the coalition to warm up to him, then he breaks them at them at the right time. The last election he knew he had only Kano. He knew him on the ballot was essentially pro-APC he is playing you guys

Eljoshbawa:
This feels almost like blatant theft, if education is so expensive why wouldn't people resort to crime and bring us back to the cycle of violence that were in

It is more of stewpidity on the part of people that vote parties that spend a lot of money during electioneering process and campaign. Naturally reouping what u spent during campaigns is No.1 priority, then the rest is used to build and service and support things like healthcare, education, infrastructure development etc.

it will go round. If they tell u dont vote for a party or people wey dun govern u and did not improve your life in the past, you will be the first to shout NO STRUCTURE, i no fit vote for who no get structure, u dun vote structure, Now Structure dun dey charge u 125k for certificate
You people will vote parties that have failed you in the past, then come online to cry that EKSU is charging you 125k for certificate.
Do you want EKSU VC or registrar to use their own money to run the university
Your governor is busy using your money to buld his political structure, instead of funding education, health and other things
APC dun fail you, PDP dun fail you, if they conduct election tomorrow na APC and PDP go still be first and second - if ur tuition come reach 1million naira, u go dey shout VC name

if your club no dey win trophy..just be mute, dont type dont speak. the same mistake they have been making and they have been using the mistake to win trophies.

bro4u:
True spirit of sportsmanship... Meanwhile e no go better for South Africa and Ghana

leave Ghana out of this..make the curse catch South Africa alone

why she dey give the boy rules, why she dey tell amno social media
-weytin she dey hide for social media wey she no wan make d boy see

At first it was uzodinma, now alpabio, shey una wan make we do state burial?