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Eustachio:
I'm in love.. I've found the one.. She's Vimbai!!


Y'all tune in.. Vimbai is taking JJ to the cleaners.

This is Ochon..

Dannyxy:
uti thank you for encouragement, if you fit do am, I can. team celibate till marriage.

spade:
Na so.
See another one of their students: https://www.nairaland.com/2006373/richest-guy-unilag-finally-graduates

decanta:
That's really nice....two of the best universities in the country.

forkadict:
naaah.

UnNILAGGGG??

I HATE that school with a passion!

I always tell their graduates to their faces that their certificates are worth 3 for five naira. as in you will acquire 3 degrees in 3 different disciplines at the cost of five naira. No apologies here. Toooooooooooo much distraction in that school.

forkadict:
Egbami,

Who you be??

Your vote doesnt count. PDP tinzzzz. Una wan rigg.

So we are stilll zero (that i stated) to three (actual).

GotNoSwaggg:
Mr Fork, I just changed my mind. Ain't waiting for spade anymore. Let's get this over with. Check my profile (this profile).

I never baff... ABEG make una easy with the yabbing oh. It will be up for the next 7-hours... Na once man dey die.

DVintageMalkia:
Awww @tunbebes thanks for the compliment...totally blushing... ...dont worry when the right time comes you will join the MWA and it will not be late and may your hubby and children always call you blessed...

forkadict:
Its OK for the fake housemates to push ellah and butterfly's and jjs buttons but Tayo is a no go area.

Ellah too was provoked but she didn't go barking like digbolugi.

Mtscheeeeew

DVintageMalkia:
Okay @safarigirl I think I should wade in here...I got married as a virgin that is sometime last year...had my baby early this year and I had third degree tear during labour...while stitching me together, the doctors kept talking about hymen tearing up everywhere...u know the hymen thingy was still a lot even after delivery n now believe me the veejayjay is as tight as ever...that story about it slacking after delivery aint true...dont know if u av heard of vaginismus...d women with that condition find it difficult having sex n sometimes partnes can penetrate because of how tight the woman becomes but women with these condition successfully push out babies during labour...so it doesnt really work like babies make it slack or something...d veejayjay has a way of going back...I think it is when all manner of male organs penetrate it that maybe it gets slack or sth, i dont know...but then there are women with naturally slacked veejayjays...anyway d thing is complicated but thats my own take...keep your virginity for marriage girl...totally the way to go...







Nice one.
Love you ma'am. #no homo# your hubby is fortunate to have a decent woman like you and I'm sure he is xo proud of you. Cnt wait to join d MWA (married women association).

ochon:
I just had to log in to quote your post. Watch Safarigirl come with her blind hypocrisy to defend Tayo. Watch as they call you anti-Tayo or doubt your nationality. I've read the dynamics of this thread and decided to watch this show STRICTLY offline and form my own conclusions, then come online to read the truths and half-truths on this thread. I pity those that don't watch this show because they will never find out the full truth. I'm glad I watch it, so I skip half-truth and biased posts. Few days ago, during the Tayo-M'am debacle, I didn't update the saga, I even avoided it so the anti-Tayo's won't have something to say about Tayo. Then another poster brought it up, I even ignored till AK4show (spelling) came to say Tayo goofed. Even Dynamitee echoed his sentiment, and when I agreed with them, Cutemii, as always, brought her sarcastic "Mr-nice-guy" BS my way (leaving out others to focus on me), questioned my gender (because I don't bash Decanta) and invariably calling me gày, called me a half-Nigerian, simply because I admitted Tayo goofed first without even attacking Tayo. I saw that post and decided to watch this show and don't comment. It's the best way to enjoy this thread. When I praise Tayo, they hail me, but when I refuse to follow him blindly, they doubt my stance and nationality. SMH. I made a post, and Cutemii's sentiments made her leave my post to attack my gender and nationality. This is what they do to Decanta too. They leave her posts and attack her gender.

I've really felt what Forkadict felt last year when he decided to call Melvin a borite. Forkadict championed the "AVV" rigging technique for MELVIN, but when he got peeved about some Melvin fans' antics and changed his love for Melvin, they called him anti-Melvin. Someone can't say the truth on this thread if it's against a Naija rep. Spade fought hard for Melvin last year, but once he admitted the truth about Melvin's teeth, Safarigirl started seeing him as a "plastic fan." I won't even talk about mine.

The truth is, if people can let go of their hate for Decanta's sexuality and hatred for her, they'll see that, that girl makes so much sense in her posts. Decanta is so much right on many levels, but once the mob hates you, nothing good will be seen from you. Labella criticises Sammy, people quote her and lavish her with praises, but once it's against Tayo, hell will let loose!! Blind loyalty is what goes on, on this thread. Even during the Tayo-Miss P's ish, Spade pointed out Tayo's always-harsh-manner-of-response, out; but as usual, Saf will never fault Tayo. Like Decanta said, Mr. A hates Tayo. Miss B beefs Tayo. Mr. C gossips Tayo. Every HM don't understand Tayo, but Tayo is NEVER wrong. I laugh. Here's is their defense "they don't understand Tayo."

Same Safarigirl that is now singing Elikem's praise, and praising him to high heaven, was here last year, hating on the REAL deserving winner of The Chase (oya Cutemii, call me a Ghanaian too), Elikem; "permutating" and "combinating" while praying for Elikem to crash out so Melvin will have WA's votes. Same Safarigirl that can't string three posts together since Monday night, without kowtowing to Elikem, was the one saying all manner of vile words against Elikem simply because Elikem won the HOH which meant he's the first HM to reach the finals of The Chase and hence, Ghana won't vote Melvin again. Now the self-avowed hater of Elikem is here licking his balls and famzing the nigga.*eye roll* The biggest mistake made by English scholars was not replacing HYPOCRISY with Safaigirl's name. She's not a STAN, she's a HYPOCRITE, a sneaky, conniving, hating SAMANTAHAn, at that.

I watched the Tayo and Ellah reconcilation session before moving out, only to come online and see some people posting ONLY Tayo's speeches, but sentimentally leaving out Ellah explanation to Tayo, telling him he wasn't the one she's was singing the song (some people jealous me song) for, but Sheillah who was with Tayo at the photo booth. And by so doing, making Ellah the devil. And people will come here and will never hear Ellah's part. Mind you, I don't like Ellah. I think she sounds desperate. This how things go down here.

Before I go back to my guest mode, I'll like resurrect Forkadict's defense of M'am Bea. He said something like "You can't piss someone off, and dictate to him/her all the time how to go about venting." This is one thing I respect fork about. No matter the loyalty, he tells the truth as it is most times. I typed those words because when Wo1f irked me with his post, I replied back, only for Safarigirl to come telling me BS on how to vent. Like she's some sort of a god or what. Nonsense!!


P.S: 1. Cutemii, and others that will call me anti-Tayo, feel free to go bonkers. In short, I'm not a Nigerian. And yes, I'm not even African. And if you feel I'm gay too, then y'all are so right. Whatever rocks y'all boats!!

2. Safarigirl, stop calling me out, because if I decide to go down your route, you won't come out on top. You can take this to the bank and cash it.

3. Where I used "Y'all" and "They", I wasn't generalizing; I was talking about those that are guilty, which is NOT everybody.

4. Njokusboy, Forkadict, HERROYALFINEST and others I ignored, I'm so so sorry. I've been busy for the past few days, and still is. I didn't mean to ignore y'all mentions. Once again I'm sorry.


*in Phyno's voice* UDO!!

ShortPistolZA:
It sure ain't a nightmare or he'd be back sailing in his home-made boat in Makoko

forkadict:
Ehn!?

Abeg na who post this post?

@shortpistolZA, who dropped this post? Please confirm!

I think I need to go for an urgent eye test ASA to the forking P.

DISCLAIMER ALERT!!!!
I think @Safarigirl's nairaland account has been hacked. Sen please do the needful.

yemaldo:
tayo may not win this game,the guy is too... Am beginning to dislike him,see d way the fool dey argue with uti

tonididdy:
Tayo says...dis one has scoin scoin #referring2denzel

ninnyanny:
Do u need more sugar to sugar coat?

Ksslib:
##Finished reading pages##..


Hypocrites throwing subtle jabs to insult everyone here who doesnt agree with them as usual! What baffles me is the guts you have to claim people here attack you(the hypocrites)just cos you dont agree with what most agree with on here---- which isnt true by the way..

I ask, is there any difference? Aint you guilty of same?

But of course, i dont expect you hypocrites to understand, cos afterall, as far as iam concerned, yall are dumb, senseless and a bunch of frustrated half brained twisted okrika truth sayers wannabe!


And oh! I almost forgot to mention yall are useless too! Feels good to be lumped together and insulted right?
You welcome, Iam just returning the favor.

One more thing, if this post pains/gets to you hypocrites, very good.. The question is---- what you gon do about it? .. Word of advise, just walk away!

ShortPistolZA:
That's a disloyal Bantu face

dre11:
Last year was epic
As in like was glad I was there during the chase period.. ....


My like the chase
The longest thread on Nl if not for the tsunami
Fun to the core

Still miss those memories

danielous:
God bless Enyeama..
God bless uche
God bless onazi...
And dat guy dat scored d 2nd goal
Mikel need to work on himself more ..TOO PROUD
I must say he lack team spirit..dats why He will remain on bench in Chealse..

spade:
Bro, are you still disgracing yourself here with your badly written epistle?
When will you get it into your head that the gig is up? Not one soul even believes your lies or the iddiiotic theatrics you're putting up here, so I'd advise you to devote all the time you spent typing this epistle, to religiously taking your oestrogen drugs which might make you look even half like a woman.
You are in that hole, dunce. Quit digging. It's over for you.

Lolaabokoku:
splendid bro, urs?

ochon:
Why the excess use of the spacebar button? LOL

Good morning how are ya?