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Family / Re: Dead Man Comes Back To Life! by tuns2s: 1:00pm On Jun 20, 2017
Unchangeable God! Reliable God!!

Only You can do what no man can do...
Religion / Re: Traumatized Nigerian Doctor Shares His Experience With A Ghost by tuns2s: 5:26pm On Jun 18, 2017
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Religion / Re: Traumatized Nigerian Doctor Shares His Experience With A Ghost by tuns2s: 1:01pm On Jun 06, 2017
kelly72:
I have an acquaintance who was a brilliant medical doctor in Nigeria.



Pls... send me an email... i need a bit advice from you...
tunsroyal@gmail.com

thanks
Romance / Re: 1000 Naira Airtime Up For Grab!! by tuns2s: 3:04pm On Feb 11, 2017
Durhleepee:


I embarassedm

If you check my last posts... As at that time, there was no like on my two posts which came after the others and I made sure I liked every other posts including yours... I might not have screen-grabbed it but the evidence there is clear enough...

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Romance / Re: 1000 Naira Airtime Up For Grab!! by tuns2s: 6:03am On Feb 11, 2017
TeeFeh:
All you have to do is drop a comment here shocked and the comment that doesn't have any likes by 6am tomorrow wins...


So let's go grin

I don win oo... in case you wake up... ***my last 2 posts***

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Romance / Re: 1000 Naira Airtime Up For Grab!! by tuns2s: 6:00am On Feb 11, 2017
I don win oo

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Romance / Re: 1000 Naira Airtime Up For Grab!! by tuns2s: 5:59am On Feb 11, 2017
vg

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Romance / Re: 1000 Naira Airtime Up For Grab!! by tuns2s: 3:41am On Feb 11, 2017
this is. not the end...

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-power Redeployment Issue Settled by tuns2s: 12:49pm On Dec 14, 2016
Is it compulsory for one to do the physical verification in your former registration's LG (Ojo, Lagos)? I have been out of Lagos since November... Please, anyone should direct me on what can be done...
Literature / Re: Diary Of A Desperate Lover (updated) a classical blend of poetry and prose! by tuns2s: 10:41am On Apr 27, 2016
anitapreeti:
PAGE 5

Hey you!!
Exactly! something happened. I really want to erase this memory but it has stuck in my brain like ABC.
Just as I was picking my favorite chocolate in one of those shelves in De Belle's supermarket. Something strange happened.
I felt so light, I could only feel my legs shaking. Something strange over shadowed me and as I looked up.

Smiles. You guessed right. He was standing there. I felt like disappearing or on a second thought I wished the earth could open its big and insatiable mouth and swallow me.
But none of these happened. I stood like a pole starring him straight in the eyes. I am certain I can sketch his face despite my very bad drawing skills. I took cognizance of all his facial features. His dark brown eyes, his semi pointed nose his full lips, the birthmark under his nose then his handsome face. I imagined kissing him. I even imagined..... Until I heard.

"Sorry, you can have it" as this melodious, angelic and calm voice rang in my ears, my senses returned from wherever they flew to. I just realized the reason for the strange feeling. We reached for the chocolate at the same time but i was faster than him and his hand landed on mine. I looked down, then he immediately withdrew his hand.

I couldn't utter a word. Millions of thoughts raced through my mind. 'Say 'Hi', No! 'no you can have it' No! 'I love you' ok, now that's out of it, 'alright thanks' uhmmm.... I felt dumb. I watched him walking away. I stood motionless with my hand still on the chocolate.

Oh my Prince! I said immediately I saw the last of him. Then I regained consciousness. Picked up the chocolate and made my way to the cashier's desk.
Right now, am on my bed, eating the chocolate, reminiscing, wishing, hoping, imagining....... I picked up my pen and allowed the ink to indite whatever my heart says......


MY OBSESSION
It's about my obsession
I wish to make a confession
It has been my passion
My secret admiration
An unforgettable situation
Face to face with my attraction
I had a choice of possession
But the fear of rejection!
Took away my attention
My eyes though still on my mission
My heart fled in apprehension
For the fear of rejection!!
I lost my possession.
My obsession
Stood filled with expectation
Fear of rejection!!!
Back to my world of my obsession
Where I lack satisfaction.

I'll be back soon. Much love❤

Nice One

# In between...

Well! I watched all your moves at De Belle's Supermarket, what you failed to realise was that the water-drop-of-my-soul was standing behind as she watched closely... Any attempt to make a move will definitely cause a scene...

Beauty, they say is nothing but a gray of shade... I'm sorry to stirred at you more than I can hold... It's just that I can't contend with the elegant appearance of yours, oh! In my fantasy, I desire you much but not in my obsession because I already have my own...

...To Be Continue.
Religion / Re: 12 Signs Of Self-righteousness And Pharisee-ism Among Christians Today by tuns2s: 2:50pm On Apr 17, 2016
14. Doing things that please them rather what God requires of them...

Example... A born-again sister would rather be dating two guys without knowledge of the fiances, and will be praying to God to choose on her behalf...

This is what we called self-righteousness...
Politics / Re: I'm About To Ascend The Presidency: Which Sector Should I Attend To First? by tuns2s: 5:30pm On Mar 18, 2016
I love the courage for pushing out your thoughts... But I must confess, many a youth is nursing this same idea as you do...

If you truly believe in your thoughts then, you have to harness for supports not only by sharing your vision but also, to connect with minds of great liberty of the people to your working-in-progress — your believe, political background, past roles which was successfully executed within your niches (community) and those other things that will warrant your chance of reaching out to people who are going to end up winning the race with you...

In conclusion, you need to cultivate the minds of those that will say yes to vision...

#MakeYourSelfKnownWithYourCapacityToRule
Romance / Re: Topic - What Would You Do? by tuns2s: 6:16pm On Dec 17, 2015
One - It is an African mentally which is more like a culture here in Africa. No African Man would love to stay under roof of any woman except if the circumstance around him, has turned him helpless...

Two - I guess, she bought the plot of land without the man's knowledge and she didn't inform him while the building's construction was going on... Thinking, this will serve as a surprise to the man - No, it won't...

It will be unacceptable to a loving, trustworthy and hardworking man. #DontPlayOutOfTheTrustGame
Career / Re: 6 Secrets Your Boss Doesn’t Want You To Know by tuns2s: 6:55pm On Sep 28, 2015
mrking3:
you will go very far with your Job if you constantly put the FIRST LAW of 48LAWS of Power into practice. Never out shine your master! Secondly, Humility is the key! Just be good and humble! It works like magic. Recently, there was a massive sack in my Company! But believe me, my Boss called me and confided in me that I'm not among those affected but still asked me to go and confirm on the list just to be sure! So I went and confirmed! What beats me more is to think that almost all our best brains got kicked out! So I think the top management asked our Regional manager to pick those to be retained, that was how just few of us got spared! Do your Job diligently, be humble, then Put God first! Everyother thing will surely fall in place.

You should let us know what causes the laid-off...

NOTE....#Beware of this guy#

People like this will only urge others into Industrial action when the time for protest starts they go into hiding...
Politics / Re: What Saraki Told Obasanjo by tuns2s: 2:13pm On Jun 19, 2015
if this is to be true... Baba should align with his plead on one condition...

Step down as the Senate President or reduce all NASS allowances to the tune of N100,000max
Jokes Etc / Re: If The Football LEAGUE Would have Been A Classroom by tuns2s: 10:57pm On May 13, 2015
Why be say naa now you com dey write dis joke.... Well... Madrid sorry, e dey happen!
Politics / Re: IBB Has Yarn .....? Breaking News by tuns2s: 10:43pm On Mar 12, 2015
Dis rumour go soon catch oo! Abeg OP. attach ur source...before me go start to comment...

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Culture / Re: Some Animal And Birds Names In Yoruba. by tuns2s: 9:08pm On Mar 07, 2015
This thread is well on point... Kudos to OP and every other meaningful contributors... Q. Is Ogidan the same as Lion or it's just title to it?
Education / Re: Do You Still Remember? Who Can Solve This Jss1 Maths Question? Ja by tuns2s: 12:03am On Feb 22, 2015
25 percent gain... I don't have the time to start breaking it down...

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Religion / Re: Is God Partial? Please Read And Advice by tuns2s: 11:11am On Feb 19, 2015
i will pretend as if this post is real... It is then I want to you know that God is all graceful God... The life you're living with your family, just few are priviledge to... With all I'm seeing from your post I will say God has been wonderful to your household... I see no reason for landlord to send you parking for 2mths arrears, it's not justifiable...I think with situation you find yourself now... I must implore you, now is the time he needs you the most, he needs your advice and make sure you are not forcing your advice on him... Just give him room to reason with you. Lastly, what are you doing to salvage the situation... If you are a full house-wife it is high time you started a petty business to ease your present condition... God loves you more than you can ever imagine, He is not a partial or intimidating God... Everything He does, is for purpose of making/ giving room for praise... BeliEve in God and everything will be back to normal...
Jokes Etc / Re: 8 Signs Of A Wife Material. by tuns2s: 10:20am On Feb 19, 2015
Most ladies in this category do it out of pretence... Some of these ladies use mask while playing their card with you... Don't conclude on these motives... It always backfire after they get married... I can assure you until you're married you might not be able to predict a lady... Girls can be very funny, most of them put up this act after past hilarious behaviour to guys in their earlier 20s... When they released is getting late, they choose to buy pretence and sell them to you as gift just to save you into their external cage... Becareful... Else they lure into their dem unknowningly...

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Poems For Review / Re: The Word-Picture Recharge Challenge; Submission Thread - NPC by tuns2s: 4:21pm On Feb 14, 2015
Life is full of variance / Can't judge it at distance / Looking at it closely / Makes it even difficult // We, all see it differently / Faceless like the cloud / Don't trust your sight // Every smile on its face / Gives a clue to its direction / But when its moody / You get easily confused // Don't judge it by its appearance / It might get you amiss / If you tend to act on how you see

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Poems For Review / Re: The Word-Picture Recharge Challenge; Submission Thread - NPC by tuns2s: 5:09pm On Jan 30, 2015
SEDUCTION............................................... Desperate for her target/ Unleashing lust on the street of temptation/ It's easy to behold her beauty/ Her angelic eyes steal the moment/ A kiss from her is life sentence / Her hug draws the gate of hell/ She swings her steps/ As she scout for her next victim/ Becareful of her seduction/ Else, she prey on you...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Should Use Yoruba Woman As His Running Mate. by tuns2s: 12:18pm On Dec 11, 2014
toyecoach:
Good idea whom do you suggest?
Abike Dabiri, Onikepo Akande or osun deputy Gov.

Abike Dabiri...

Although she is not a saint but she has been tested to some extent that we can rely on her and Buhari to deliver this country from the Ajegudujera's...





***Nursing Hope***
Nigeria stop crying you shall breathe again!!!
Culture / Re: Signs That Your Childhood Was Lame. by tuns2s: 12:50am On Dec 06, 2014
fixa:
1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. If you didn't play rubber band.
3. If you never bathed in the rain.
4. If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on
the bed.
6. If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d
next street and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the
tree.
7. If you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for
the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
8.If you didn't just wash your hands
and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
9.If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or
under bed
with friends.
10. If you never flew a kite.
11. If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses
with sand.
12. If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it
into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
13. If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to
see when d lights went off.
14. If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails
to b whiter
15. If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
16. If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick
and called it ur car!
17. If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat
while walking in the street.
18. If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin
grass nd sand witout fire.
19. If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood was LAME...
Oya which ones did you do?

I don't see you as a genius to have put up all these in your memory till date rather I guess you must have attended Eleja Primary School...

Well, I missed out just with the No.15...
Jokes Etc / Re: Translate This In Pidgin English... The Winner Gets A Prize! by tuns2s: 2:23pm On Dec 04, 2014
emusmith:


Aje butters, don't bite your e-tongues, phulease!

Are you a true Nigerian?

If you are, then translate this in Pidgin English...


" To be forewarned is to be forearmed"


The WINNER gets a Recharge Card From Me!



if you gree open ur ear well 4 danger... Danger no go gree near you...
Family / Re: How Old Should A Man Be Before He Could Leave His Father House by tuns2s: 9:10am On Nov 28, 2014
If you are married with or without a paying job - 22years
Single with a paying job - 25years
Single without a paying job - 30years

Anything after stated years will bred embarrassment and insults...
Gaming / Re: Guys Do You Remember These Games? by tuns2s: 11:50am On Nov 15, 2014
Sile12:
Mario shot.

How many of you guys played straight from World 1-1 to World 8-4...

Like this if you've once rescued the Princess with 1 life o and no shortcuts. If I hear......

I did this, times without number... I've also achieved this fist with Small Mario i.e. (without Big and Fire from 1-1 to 8-4)... Back then I was named 'King of Mario'...

The Secret: #Onile tins...
Romance / Re: How Romantic Can A Girl With Masculine Voice Be? by tuns2s: 12:38am On Oct 27, 2014
Tymax:
Eeya, and some of dem dey fine o. But that voice shaaaa. cheesy I don't think I can date a babe like that.

It is true that most of them turn out to be very submissive, respectful, reliable, tolerant and supportive to their spouse...

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