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Mtscheww; and I thought this was an interesting topic

Nigeria is officially doomed

I don't see any good in this policy! Or is there? Let them educate us

Is provision of more buses to the already congested bad roads in Nigeria going to cause more good than harm? Are Nigerians complaining about scarcity of buses? This government is clueless, i swear!

Honestly speaking, this man should be sacked then jailed!

*hisses*

There's a simple solution to the current crisis! There are two things involved, government does not want to spend any extra kobo on subsidies, on the other hand Nigerians are not ready to pay more than N65 on a litre of fuel! All we have to do is to arrive at a junction where government doesn't spend money on subsidy and yet Nigerians are able to buy a litre of fuel at N65! Is this achievable? Yes it is!
If we can start refining fuel locally, and totally stop importing fuel; we can arrive at a price even lower than N65. All the government has to do is spend extra money, and repair our refineries! The contracts for the repairs should be awarded to reliable foreign companies! By so doing, nigeria can start exporting crude and refined oil and totally stop the importation of fuel!
Some people might ask, where would the money for the repairs come from? You and i know that in the 2012 budget, more than N1.6tr was allocated for recurrent executive expenditure alone!! If we can cut the cost of governance, and corruption is eradicated from this country, we would go places! Lets fight against fuel subsidy removal, which can only cause pain and greater suffering for the masses even in the long run! #occupynigeria

From Wizkid's pakurumo, d'banj's oliver twist and iceprince's super star to naeto c's 5 and 6, brymo's ara and davido's dami duro and a couple of other radio and club hits; what hit song would you consider the greatest in 2011?

Its saddening that the ongoing ASUU strike is the least of Nigeria's problems currently! Hopes of resuming anytime soon are weak, we can only wish for the best!

Isn't this thread ahead of time? Just kidding anywayz!

Hitv finally went off air today! No station's working again

kosovo:
Barrack Obama has constantly showed that he is completely insensitive to the vociferation of his people. This act and his politics of topsy-turvydom only brings to luminosity, the failure of his Government on a flatware of monumental proportion.

Oh Boy, See Grammer

Nigeria: A Land Of Unbelievable Exploits

Nothing beats yoruba mythology

Well. Maybe this is good news!

A guy went up to his father saying:"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!"Father: That's great son. Who is it?Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter.Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you somethingson, but you must promise not to tell your mother, Sandra is actuallyyoursister.The boy is naturally bummed out, but life goes on, and indeed, a coupleofmonths later , Son: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!Father: That's great son. Who is it? Son: It's Angela, The other neighbour's daughter.Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight tohis mother crying.Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can'tdateany of them because dad is their father!The mother hugs him affectionately and says:"My love, you can date whomever you want. He isn't your father"
s even hotter!Father: That's great son. Who is it? Son: It's Angela, The other neighbour's daughter.Father: Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister.This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight tohis mother crying.Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can'tdateany of them because dad is their father!The mother hugs him affectionately and says:"My love, you can date whomever you want. He isn't your father"

All these south-eastern universities sef! Smh

Abayomin70:
pls send it to my account and i will fall in and bomb any thnig u ask me to do

Chei!!

The fact that pidgin is generally spoken among nigerians is true, but it would not augur well if we start adopting pidgin as a lingua franca in our curriculum or teach pigdin as a subject! Or would it?

Lwkmd4h

asscend:
Finally Bartender leaves. Haleluiah! Let him go and score 25 goals this season, then we may consider bringing him back.

If he does not then we will ship him far away from the shores of Britain and Europe. Probably to the MLS or Kargistan.

chei, u wicked oh

Players out: fabregas, nasri, clichy, eboue, traore
Players out(on loan): bendtner, vela, denilson, lansbury, campbell
Players in: gervinho, chamberlain, jekinson, campbell, park chu yong, santos, mertasacker, arteta
Players in(on loan): benayoun
And that's how the 2011 summer transfer window went for arsenal! Goodluck to them

Nasri: fabregas how far now?
Fabregas: i dey o.
Nasri: you dey watch Wenger match?
Fabregas: prof don dey mental o!
Nasri: thank God say i don move.
Fabregas: me too Phonering, who dat? Na me o whilshere
Nasri: wetin dey?
Wilshere: help me find out if chance still dey your end, i wan move too. Any amount I no send
Strange voice: and me too o!!
Nasri and Fabregas: who be dat?
Strange voice: na me na, your coach

Where is the joke?? *angrily places a place A̲̅ bomb in a corner of this thread and leaves immediately*

Useless Joke! Mtschew!

Lol, these jokes crack me up!