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timibk:
Pls i will appreciate if you can send dragnet questions to my mail: odunayoobisesan@gmail.com.
Thanks

sent



everyone on page 24 shud lso check dia mails. if yu can't find it then yu shud check ya spam folder or else ya mail addy is not correct.

relwof12:
relwof12@yahoo.com

check ya mail..




have sent up to 12 attachments to everyone on page 25 to 26. yu can check ya mails.

timibk:
i guess the guy that started this thread is not following anymore. I requested 2 weeks ago but got no response. I think we shoud look elsewhere for help.

yes. you are right. cos this thread was created 2 years ago and I was responding to people till mid last year.
but we all have things to keep us busy my friend. so hav been very busy down here with work. but wud try to make sure ah do reply to mails i wud b gettin frm now on. thanks

am really sorry guys for not been able to respond promptly to your requests.

but as from today I wud try to send the materials to ya mails.

wishing all the best in ya exams

am really sorry guys for not been able to respond promptly to your requests.

but as from today I wud try to send the materials to ya mails.

wishing all the best in ya exams

Not only an insults to that community but also to the country at large..
Like WTF......

dre11:
Lovely cake u have here
So.. .... Who made it

Thanks....
Who go make am bfore ?
No one wide but my Mismore ooo

Here d wines.....
Oya let's celebrates


**I can C yu Havin a good time wif Kelechimarie.....

thatgurlvixen:
Happy birthday shuga, wish u nothing but the best life has to offer.. Long life and prosperity.. Cheers

Thankx

Cake don reach ya side ?

dre11:
Happy birthday Mr November
More power to your elbow
More achievements as u old
More knowledge as Grey hair show on ur head


Wish u all u ever wish for urself
Mismore show oooo and come and serve us

Amin ooooooo
Thanks.


**make ah carry d cake come....
Here we go

Mr Jbluv55 and Dre11 my friend...

Pls I hereby declares all food and drink in this house free today...

The Bill is on Mismore

As today marks another beautiful day, week, month and new year in my Life.

madamL(f), kabarka(m), AfricanApple(f), Xtarxhyne, lanicky, mismore, temigracie( honeydear, luxanne, dre11, thatgurlvixen, Jbluv55, Lorlaahlozz, LadyH, OAM4J, Bleszin), dani1luv, Toninet, Mynd44, cdamsel
Luxane
SexySapphire
Kingphilip
KingTom
tmx21
Kelvingraphics
chibwike.
Jennimma
charijee
Xtarxhyne
dre11

lanicky:
Good morning wonderful e family

*clears throat* umm....ummm .....I'm sorry dis is coming late should've told u earlier....m so sorry....



Anyways Today is my birthday..nd I'll love to celebrate it with u'all
.....here's d link to my birthday thread....http://www.nairaland.2008051/happy-birthday-lanicky#28211790.



Nd You...yes You!!....hehehe....((muaaah))
love ya'all xoxo

Even tho we be bornday mate still yu refused to mention my name so as not to partake of d cake abi
Diaris God ooo.

Anyway happy birthday to yu. Wishing yu all d best life can offers.. LLNP

dre11:
This is badooo
Ehe

Lolzzz

How yu My friend?

Just to lighten d mood...

An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2million Naira to a wrong
phone number via Mobile Money. He realised that before the
person withdraws the whole money, he need to think of what
to do to get his money back. To the person's phone
number, he immediately sent a text:
"Hello Dark and Devils
Initiate , I hope you are okay. I believe you’ve received the
money I sent you for the initiation ceremony into Eternal Mystical Order Of Glorious Satanic Order in the Ogbeni
Fraternity scheduled to occur at 12midnight tomorrow. That
money is only for transport.
I will send you more for pocket
money and there are riches awaiting you.
2 weeks after the
initiation, the family member closest to you will die under
mysterious circumstances and this death will unlock your
ticket to wealth, ability to fly at night and change into all
kinds of animals to deliver your various assignments.
Please don't be late because the
Viceroy of Satan himself will be present to officiate the
ceremony.
Thanks in advance..... But in case you are not ready
to join, please send back the money or you will die in the
next 24hrs". 30 Minutes later. Igbo man gets an SMS message on his phone....
Reads........
hymmm Bros E b like say everytin de work together for good ni oo.
Cos Doctor don say I don get cancer and HIV/AIDs. so ah don collect d moneyy give Emeka make E go buy market for Onitsha tomoro and use d rest buy food for house and pay house rent plus make he buy market for mama Emeka (my wife) too make she cont her business.
Thanks for ya generousity.
Papa Emeka.
NB ah de go buy coffin sef first tin tomoro morning


*** my friend wey sent d money is currently in emergency room in a general hospital.

AfricanApple:
what a funny joke.


fulish gyal

Lolzzz

Her mama and papa to b blamed jawe..
Happy sunday to yu ..

During a church Service, This 15 year
old pastor's Daughter asked for permission to give her testimony and she was granted permission.
In her Words;
"Praise the Lord"
Everybody shouted Hallelujah,
She continued as she said since
my tender age of 13, My monthly period comes with so much flow and pains me a whole lot, But after I a series of bible studies and Private Prayers in Brother Emma's house, that is my sunday
school teacher. My monthly period has ceased for 3 months now, I don't see my period anymore and I dnt feel pains,
You can all see am getting Fatter and prettier.
"Praise the Lord"
The whole church fainted.

Bro Emma is nowhere to be found... :-D

During d sunday school today...
The sunday school teacher asked Amaka this question
Teacher : What did Jesus say to the only leper that came back after he healed the 10 lepers Amaka: Jesus said...Chai..chai Na Only you Waka come

hapi sunday

Akpos: Papa, take me to Tantalizers,
Papa: Spell Tantalizers
Akpos: *laughing*, na joke o! Na KFC I want, shey make I spell am?

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dre11:
Welcome man

Cheriepet is in the kitchen cooking
Since charijee is heavily pregnant

Caseless has followed Sholasholala to her father house.. ...
He wants to see if he can have their blessing on their daughter

Kelvingraphics still dey 'Abe abo' of cdamsel.. .. So u might not see him unless he is released



So Aw is ayaba.. ... Mismore
I hope she is fine

Dre11 with his 6D microscopic view....

So who is responsible for Charijee erm erm inflated belle

Kelvingraphics must be enjoying his weekend ooo

Mismore my Ayaba de oo. We decided to spend our wkend indoor this time around....

So how ya own wkend de go my friend ?

lertee:
@tuntheycr7,thanks for the shout out and wishes.
May God grant our heart desires this new month and beyond..

Tunde cr7 you are a strong fan of my ex crush ,are a man U fan in any way?

Yu wlkum ooo.
Amen ooo

**ex crush
Are you talkin abt Ballotelli ?
Aint his fan in any way..
BTW am a true red devil... United till second coming...


*so How has been ya wkend ?

Happy new month to everyone here...
May God grant all our heart desires frm now and for ever...

*wishing yu all d best in life..

***Lanicky where hav yu been...? Hope yu fine

Dre11
Kelvingraphics
SexySapphire
Who hep mi C Cheriepet
Caseless how vacation ?

[size=18pt] a special new month greetin to a special person.... Happy new month my dearie[/size] [size=28pt]Mismore[/size]

Thank GOD, we all made it again
W
E
L
C
O
M
E
2 anoda month, May d Joy, Hapines & Favor of GOD b wit us 2day nd 4eva & d Lord wil deliver unto our hand; dat our heart desire & we shal advance beyond our imagination, our expectation shal not be cut off, Where d list of successful people ar called our name will nt b found wanting.
***happy new month to yu all.......
Jbluv11 the main man

Lertee
Africanapple
Xtarxhyne
Harlos
Beennkumar,
Olubukato, miztola, mzmariah, Luxanne, texanomaly, creamish,
Obinoscopy , harlos, Lorlaahlozz, Gatjokez, dre11, STENON,
KelvinGraphics, alorax2 thatgurlvixen,.
jbluv55 princessB1 farano princess Africanapple. Babe2sure. Mondisweets
Ayogirl, Miracy,
Elanctracy, rozzay, Cdamsel, cheadiva..

Sorry if ya name 's missing... God wud not forget us all...
Have fun.....

Jbluv55:
Ok sir! Welcome . Wetin you carry come o

Carry come ke
Ah de vex cos Manutd no play as expected...


***anyway flash mi with chilled Smirnorf...

Am here....

A boy was with his fada when he saw his girfriend comin

Boi:have u com to collect ur book titled,SPEAk ENGLISH MY DAD DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT? by Ngozie Okafor

Girl:no I want that our hymns called WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FoR Ʊ

Boi:I dnt have that one maybe u shuld take the one UNDER THE MANGO TREE by crooks

Girl:fine but don't forget to bring I WIL CALL U IN 5MINS when u re comin to school

Boi: I will also bring this one too "I WON'T LET U DOWN"by chinua Achebe

Then:

Dad:there are too many books will she read all of them

Boi:yes dad she is very smart

Dad:Okay, don't forget to give her the one on the table Titled: IF YOU LEAVE THIS HOUSE YOU ARE A DEAD MEAT"by shakespear! =))



Happy sunday to yu all....

Jbluv55:
Real Madrid 3 v 1 Barcelona

With goals from Neymar (Barcelona) @ 4'
Ronaldo(Madrid) @ 36' penalty
Pepe(Madrid) @ 50'
Benzema(Madrid) @ 61'

Why dem no use Messi, Xavi, Iniesta, Pique and others
Nawa ooo
So na only Neymer Waka come ?

AfricanApple:
portionu ke, ah! dat one na bad rumor o, them just love me ne kawai

En en..
Cos i knw yu to b a good lady noni...

So how d weekend goin at ya side ?

Jbluv55 abeg wetin Barca de play with Madrid ?

mismore:
issorait, i mean behind every Tuntheycr7 dere is always a mismore *winks*

Abi oo
Oshey jawe my dear.

AfricanApple:
hey, good noon

Evening to yu madam at the Top...


***move closer to her and whispers to her... Ah de hear rumours abt yu sayin yu gave oga some mumuish portion Sweet vegetable thereby making him to run errands for yu

dre11:
Just watch and see with ur eyes

Yup we are watching ooo...

**hope we won't see you walking alone as yu did on Wednesday nite ?