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 Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious Joke's Corner (Laugh Unlimited) by Tuntheycr7(op): 8:18am On Aug 11, 2014 |
CUSTOMER: na wa oh! Person go dey call una on top him money, nanonsense music una go dey carryperson play, abi una think say na flash i dey flash since? CUSTOMER SERVICE: thanks for calling customer service. my name is kingsley, how may i help you? CUSTOMER: help who? If i tell you my problem una go fit help me?? Na una get problem yet na una go dey ask person him own problem. For the past three days now,network no dey my phone, i no fit send text, call out or even browse, shey na by force to give the whole nigeria free browsing? Una carry the browsing wey people pay for give people wey no pay still yet na promo una claim say dey happen, which kind level be CUSTOMER SERVICE: we apologize for any inconveniences sir, what's your name and where are you calling from? CUSTOMER: na thunder go disvirgin all una mouth, na my name go solve the problem? Abi craze dey play draft with ur head? I say i collect number frm one fine girl since on friday reach today, i never call am! And i wan carry am comot dis saturday today na Friday already, As i dey talk so i never fit call am, make una no fall hand θ.. Cos ah don send am N1k card...... 3 Likes |
| Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Tuntheycr7: 11:59am On Aug 09, 2014 |
Odunharry: King tom,PrincessB1,pickabeau1,Bantino,tovot,Tuntheycr7,idris4r83,shugamania,mstik Emmydo360,Morning boss Happy weekend to you... 2 Likes |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Tuntheycr7: 11:56am On Aug 09, 2014 |
texanomaly: I was thinking this same thing...Long time Texxie... How are yu ? |
| Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Tuntheycr7: 8:39am On Aug 09, 2014 |
Jbluv55: I doubt if I still remember how to do this so if I'm not doing right then in Bryan Adam's voice "Please forgive me". I have been trying to avoid having to be the one to reopen 'The Bar' on Forum Games but it seems the crimes I'm committing if I choose not to reopen it have already outweighed the ones I felt I would be committing in reopening it. To those whose hearts I might have broken one way or the other I ask that you give me a chance to mend them. To those who have been watching my back I give to each a big hug and say THANKS. My Oga please note. 4 Likes |
| Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Tuntheycr7: 11:38am On Aug 08, 2014 |
Na so one guy liked my comment this morning.... Now he is on the list of Ebola patients.... To avoid story that touch... Pls 2 Likes |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by Tuntheycr7: 11:29am On Aug 08, 2014 |
Prevent Ebola.. Pls take ya bath with warm water and salt.. Two cube of maggi, onions and small cameroun pepper... Then use vegetable oil to rub your body.... Spread the news.... Be save.. @ Dre11 ... I hope the medics there have found a vaccine for Ebola virus, because the death toll keep rising in along the western african terrain |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by Tuntheycr7: 10:16pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
lanicky: God forbid....Ebola is not our potion in Jesus name.Amen... But seriously d issue of a thing is gettin so serious... God hep us especially in Lagos... ***so how are yu doin madam ? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by Tuntheycr7: 8:51pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
For Sango and Ahmadioiha's sake Anyone among una wey knw say he don get contact with EBOLA virus or de suspect himsef shud go report himself or herself to the authorities.... Please biko....  May God deliver us from this deadly disease...... |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by Tuntheycr7: 8:47pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
[quote author=dre11][/quote]My friend ... Long time..... How are yu doin ? |
| Forum Games › Re: The Comment Without Any 'Like', Wins. (LIKERS' PARADISE) by Tuntheycr7: 8:40pm On Aug 06, 2014 |
Pls note... For Sango and Ahmadioiha's sake Anyone among una wey knw say he don get contact with EBOLA virus or de suspect himsef shud go report himself or herself to the authorities.... Please biko.... 2 Likes |
| Nairaland General › Re: Final MATCH : APC Vs PDP (analysis) by Tuntheycr7(op): 11:41am On Jul 24, 2014 |
Note... APC sharp shooter Gov. Aregbesola is on the touch line warning up. And at the pre-match interview, the PDP central defender Senator Omisore said he wud not allow him to even touch d ball inside the box 18..  Another waitinggame as Omisore set to get give him 8yrs injury . What should APC Coach Tinubu and his assistant Buhari has to do to change the game? But ah cud sense scoreline in favour of. 
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| Nairaland General › Re: Final MATCH : APC Vs PDP (analysis) by Tuntheycr7(op): 11:40am On Jul 24, 2014 |
Note... APC sharp shooter Gov. Aregbesola is on the touch line warning up. And at the pre-match interview, the PDP central defender Senator Omisore. Another waiting game as Omisore set to get give him 8yrs injury . What should APC Coach Tinubu and his assistant Buhari has to do to change the game? NO. They have failed totally; but I see a 5-2 scoreline in favour PDP.
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| Nairaland General › Re: Final MATCH : APC Vs PDP (analysis) by Tuntheycr7(op): 10:54am On Jul 24, 2014 |
And its the second half of the game... The players must have been rested and relaxed.. Also we are sure that the coaches must have put on some strategies and looking forward for a better 2nd half.. N.B no player has been changed. But we can see the PDP side changing formation to 3-3-4...  Barely 2 minutes into the 2nd half, APC skipper Governor Nyako fouled the PDP dominated state assembly. For getting 2 (impeachment notices, the first one he got years back which he survived) yellow cards in a match (i.e as a governor), the centre referee, vex awarded a red card for bringing down the last man at goal. The penalty was converted and the scoreline at APC 2-PDP 2. Defender Tanko Almakura in his bid to clear the ball out of danger held the ball by hand in the 18 yard box. The ref. (Nasarawa House) has just awarded a penalty kick. Will Labaran Maku convert the kick? Waiting game!........................... |
| Nairaland General › Final MATCH : APC Vs PDP (analysis) by Tuntheycr7(op): 10:41am On Jul 24, 2014 |
Analysis of an ongoing football match between the PDP and APC: Its kick off time ... . Professor Attahiru Jega as the referee. Without wasting much time on a counter attack of 4-3-3 formation by the APC the 1st goal was scored by the APC via massive defection by some PDP lawmakers at the Green Chambers, thus giving the APC a temporary majority. APC 1-PDP 0. The 2nd goal was scored by the APC via the emergence of Sanusi Lamido as the Emir of Kano against Jonathan and his cohorts' wish. APC 2-PDP 0 Just about 2 minutes before the end of 1st half (June), the APC secured a corner kick which was taken by Governor Fayemi, this was nodded out of 18 yard box and the trio of the Minister of State Defence (Obanikoro), Minister of Police Affairs (Adeshiyan) and Jonathan got APC on the counter and looped the ball to Ayo Fayose who fired a 16m/s (16 local govts) shot to put the scoreline at APC 2- PDP 1. Then its half time.. **** to be cont...... |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by Tuntheycr7: 8:58pm On Jul 14, 2014 |
Xtarxhyne: ill cry oShud I bring you a bucket Okay no cry ah go buy yu chocolate...  |
| Health › Re: 10 Diseases You Should Know That Show Up In Your Nails by Tuntheycr7(op): 7:42am On Jul 12, 2014 |
Tallesty1: Time to stop fixing and painting nails |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by Tuntheycr7: 6:38am On Jul 12, 2014 |
harlos: Hello house.....Good am. How ya nite ? This wey ya eyez heavy so.. Hope no b wetin ah de think ooo |
| Forum Games › Re: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by Tuntheycr7: 6:32am On Jul 12, 2014 |
Good morning to yu my hommies... Wishing yu a blasting wkend ahead |
| Health › Re: 10 Diseases You Should Know That Show Up In Your Nails by Tuntheycr7(op): 6:22am On Jul 12, 2014 |
Ezedon: So what should i do to avoid these?, cut off my fingers?Hahaha.. Seems yu don't read from the beginning.. See your Doctor incase you notice anything like that.. Perhaps, cutting the head off isn'Ʈ the treatment for headache my friend But if you feels like cutting them off, then Good luck to you bro.. 1 Like |
| Health › Re: 10 Diseases You Should Know That Show Up In Your Nails by Tuntheycr7(op): 6:08am On Jul 12, 2014 |
abbeycial: may Allah protect us from ol sickness.Amen... Please kindly share this info with friends and family.. You might help someone. *strange Diseases won't befall us Gods grace.... |
| Health › Re: 10 Diseases You Should Know That Show Up In Your Nails by Tuntheycr7(op): 6:03am On Jul 12, 2014 |
1. Stress and Anxiety Stress and anxiety are two commondiseases that show up in your nails.Nail-biting is done by almost 50% of all American children. It doesn’t cause any permanent damage, but it will leave your hands look unkempt. Don’t worry, by 30 most people give it up! *soucre... http://smashingtops.com/health-2/10-diseases-that-show-up-in-your-nails/ Do you know of otherdiseases that show up in your nails Care to share the information here ?
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| Health › Re: 10 Diseases You Should Know That Show Up In Your Nails by Tuntheycr7(op): 5:57am On Jul 12, 2014 |
3. Diabetes Diabetes can cause the yellowing of the nails, that is a fact. The hue resembles the one you get after you paint your nails for a long time and you’ve just removed the nail polish. The color of the nails in people with diabetes can change due to the trouble glucose has connecting with the collagen. 2. Nutritional Deficiencies Plenty of nutritional deficiencies can show themselves in a person’s nails. For example, an iron deficiency will cause pale or whitish nail beds. Spoon nails are also caused by more severe deficiencies, but these are quite rare in the United States of America. Make sure you eat a balanced diet and if you’re not quite sure about it, take a multivitamin supplement at least twice a year
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| Health › Re: 10 Diseases You Should Know That Show Up In Your Nails by Tuntheycr7(op): 5:54am On Jul 12, 2014 |
5. Injuries OK, injuries aren’t a disease, but they do show up in your nails and it’s not pretty. Who didn’t catch their finger in a door or dropped something heavy on their big toe? Trauma can cause white spots that appear inside the nail bed. They are harmless and will disappear as the nail grows. The more intense the trauma is, the darker the color of the nail spots. 4. Diseases Related to Arthritis Arthritis is a generic term and it does more than affect the joints of the elderly. A type of arthritis called osteoarthritis will cause your nails to weaken due to a deficiency of selenium in the organism; it is the most common form of arthritis. Psoriasis can cause yellow and rippled nails and lupus, a puffy nail fold
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| Health › Re: 10 Diseases You Should Know That Show Up In Your Nails by Tuntheycr7(op): 5:52am On Jul 12, 2014 |
7. Pulmonary Problems If your nails are turning blue, then you have a health issue that might require immediate help. Blue nails, especially associated with blue lips, will indicate pulmonary problems. A lack of oxygen will cause blue nails. Never ignore your nails changing color, it can actually save your life. 6. Melanoma Skin cancer occurs in areas that are hit by the sun, but melanoma, which is the deadliest form of skin cancer can occur under a nail. The condition is called acral lentiginous melanomaand it is more common in Asians and African Americans than it is in Caucasians. It appears as dark lines under the nail, so if you have this, go see your doctor right away because melanoma advances very rapidly.
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| Health › Re: 10 Diseases You Should Know That Show Up In Your Nails by Tuntheycr7(op): 5:50am On Jul 12, 2014 |
9. Infections Infection is a bastard and it can cause your nails to be painful, red and the skin around them to be itchy. Normally, nail infections don’t indicate larger health problems, but they need to be treated, otherwise they can spread and cause trouble. Yeast infection, staph infections and warts are three of the most common infections that show up in and around nails 8. Thyroid Disorders We all know that thyroid disorders are associated with weight gain and weight loss, but did you know that these health issues can also be reflected in the nails? For example, onycholysis will often occur with hyperthyroidism. This condition is also known as Plummer’s nail and it often occurs on the ring or little finger. The nail separates itself from the nail bed and the lifting can happen at its tip or along the sides
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| Health › 10 Diseases You Should Know That Show Up In Your Nails by Tuntheycr7(op): 5:45am On Jul 12, 2014 |
Nails are the bee’s knees, aren’t they? How else would you scratch an itch? But they do so much more than protect the end of our fingers and help us scratch our heads in disbelief. They’re also a great canvas for signs of infection, disease or malnutrition. Did you know that they grow 2-3 mm every month and your toenails 1 mm a month and today we’re going to take a look at 10diseases that show up in your nails. Read on and if you experience any of the symptoms below, go and see your doctor! 10. Cardiovascular Issues There is a number of nail changes that can point to cardiovascular diseases. For example, splinter hemorrhages are red or brown lines under the nails and they can be a sign of vasculitis, which is a heart valve infection. Also, clubbing or spoon nails can happen if you have congenital heart abnormalities. [img][/img] 1 Like
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| Family › Re: When Going To Your Place Of Worship....... Where Do You Keep Your Phone by Tuntheycr7: 8:46pm On Jul 10, 2014 |
Lolzzz. See question frm my friend ... So what do yu expects ? As for me I do keeps my phones with the Usher (fair lady like that) for my church. And wud whispers to her.... Watch d videos at ya own risk.... Den she go gimme one kind smile like that. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by Tuntheycr7: 11:25am On Jul 06, 2014 |
Lorlaahlozz: Happy sunday u all....hope u all xtians went to church.....Same to yu But went to d shrine |
| Forum Games › Re: The Excuse Game..... by Tuntheycr7: 7:52pm On Jun 30, 2014 |
HFOG: On earthLife after death bawo ? At what time Nawa for this madam oo **what cud prompt her into askin such a question |
| Nairaland General › Re: Seun, Address Nairalanders by Tuntheycr7: 6:07pm On Jun 29, 2014 |
Idowuogbo: Ur fada!!!! Yes, I said it! I blame that porcupine for not strapping down the demented product of your cursed mother. Chineke na k'pogi dia! Asiere ikeji aja! Go and pay hacker make we see your worth na.... Foolish he-goatHonestly speaking you need to check all the comments that mumu has posted today.... It seems Yaba left has lost one of their customer and his here on NL. Why not ignored him **happy sunday to yu jawe 1 Like |
| Education › Re: ASUP Resolves To Continue Strike by Tuntheycr7: 4:38am On Jun 29, 2014 |
donnypool: How many people has seun the founder of this site employed?What is this one saying 6 Likes |
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