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Anyway....

Happy birthday to you Lorlah....

Wishing you all the best in life.
May God's beauty and his unfailing LOVE radiates on you from today and Eva.

Long life and prosperity. Have a blasting birthday.



Lanicky, I learnt na yu de in charge of the cake and drinks

Pls do the necessary asap

Hymmmmm.
Only few and reasonable ladies would reject such.
Cos these days, some ladies even pressurize their spouse to buy an expensive cars just to impress families and friends..

But the nature of some guyz job warrant the use of a good car.
So he can get a car before building his own house. Things are done steps by steps.







So what if the guy doesn't have a house or a car at all

crixlight2:
Pls move dis to front page.. Wish my mum is still alive... Missing her. Pray that ur mum will live to eat ur food.amen

Eyahhh..
May her soul rest in perfect peace.

mismore:
Nice pics...
funny!

Thanks dear.

Hard working mom in one part of the country



Somebody should tell this guy to celebrate mothers day for his wife mother





Husband : dear I would take care of the children today, that's your gift for mothers day celebration

Mom and daughter... This is so so cute.

Jonathan celebrates mother's day in style...




This woman no wan gree

Mind what you tell your children.....


African mothers and their children on social media

When your mum says she left Dangote to marry ya Dad...



Iya Don Jazzy.....

If the government would not provide security for our children.. We can do it ourselves

African mom be like... These children would not put me in debts... Locking the pot.

The love of a mother to her child...




Abeggggg who dem de give injection biko

As people celebrates their mother all over the country today. I say Happy mothers day to all the mothers across the country
May they live to reap the fruits of their labour.

... And as we all know a mother would go to any length just for her children...


I just want to share some funny pictures from today's mothers day celebration.
You can as well add yours too.
Happy mothers day.

ramdris:
Are they suppose to be fighting ni?

No.....


But some of their jobless supporters can go to any length fighting for them while these people gives no poo about them. That's life...


Some even rain curses on themselves....


Some are killing each other all in the name of supporting one party yet the ogas at the top shares bottle of wine behind the curtain...

The main two opposition parties presidential candidate was seen laughing and hugging each other (even when it's crystal clear that it's not really from their hearts )
President Goodluck Jonathan and APC presidential candidate (General Muhammad Buhari ) was captured hugging each other recently before an event... The president was asking his opponent how is the campaign going... Lolzzz

Photos and video attached....



https://www.dropbox.com/s/4kn6ox0p3my0df6/10674740_943061529052225_470765847_n.mp4?dl=0

aceswagg:
I haven't gotten any materials, so u guys shud stop emailing boombankz@yahoo.com. Waiting for it too. @op re u still here. We all need it. Saturday is pretty close.

Sorry it's coming late. I don't know what went wrong with the link...

Anyway.... Have sent the materials to everyone on page 32 and 31.

Odunharry:
file not found... please send to harryexcel@rocketmail.com..thanks

Sent.
Long time bro.


@delightz and others check ya mail

Ladies deceiving guyz since 890 BC.....


They lied about everything about their lifestyle...

1. Fake hairs on their head.
2. Fake eye lashes
3. Fake eye (using contact)
4. Fake face (using pancakes and make ups)
5. Fake lips colour.
6. Fake boobz (padded tinz)
7.Fake finger nails
8. Fake tummy (tummy belts)
9. Fake yansh (just as OP is telling us)
10. Fake toes nails
11. Fake height (high heels)
12. Fake accent (forming British)

........ The list is just a continuous one.
.


So what type of life would you expect them to live?

I no blame them sha... Just to get guyz attentions...


Shout out to all the beautiful ladies in the house...

kloser:
Pls can someone recommend a good sealing machine engineer to fix my machine pls,location is lagos, machine is dingli . Thanks

I know a man who is a specialist in Dingli machine and trustworthy....
You can give a try..
Mr Ibro +2348034285950

nonyjay:
kabarka, et al,

I want us to do a case study with our factory. I have been in business for 3 months and noticed that profit is low. the following are my costs. pls help analyse what we can play with to up profit. note: I ve adjusted our nylon size to barest minimum. also my area we sell for 11 for 500 naira: if you don't sell like this no one will buy. location: Ogun state near Lagos.

operator 4 N per bag

driver. 3 N per bag

motorboy 3N per bag

nylon: 470 per kg

1 kg : 25 bags

production fuel: 5N per bag (calculated) we are always on gen as light is low voltage all the time less than 100 v. my 5000 watts stab unable.

motor fuel: average 3 N per bag(calculated) varies depending on vehicle used)

packing bag: 3000 per bundle.

I have presented ours as case study so all can learn and profit.

Bros this is a case study indeed... You are just starting and you paying such huge amount on workers If care is not taken you might end up not been able to meet up with paying your workers and am sure you know what that implies?

Seems everyone is complaining about the price of N500/11 in that your area.
But I would suggest you called a meeting with your workers and let them know that things ain't good.. So it's preferable to be paying them on contract basis or preferably on target. (base on sales)
Especially your driver. You shud know that the more the sales the more the profit.....
All the best

I would preferred flying CHISCO or YOUNG SHALL GROW by land to this yeye of a thing.

SMH.....

.*** and we have gat regulations body on aviation sector


Everything is a joke in this country

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww

happy belated birthday my friend.....



igba odun, ojo kan ni oooo.
wishing you more than what you are wishing yasef....
by this time next year.......yes exactly that tin wey de ya mind

some chicks be like ... Mayami on point

congregation on your passing out

some people would be asking hat are you doing in the bank

our own nairaland.....

pls no book space ooooo

na crime to ping some ladies

some people are so so hilarious tho

more.............

good morning friends...

i would be posting some screenshots of funny facebook status and whatsapp chats here.....

you are free to add yours.

let's have some fun

Netherlands
Bill. Asking for the bill might raise a few guffaws
in the Netherlands: ‘bil’ means ‘buttocks’ there.




Telling your wicked boss (woman) this in Netherlands

...... I would take care of your bill madam

**make devil kon help person make d woman kon get am for backyard