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Jbluv55:Removes d straw and drinks directly from the cup jaweee... Erm erm **clears throat... ![]() |
Jbluv55:] ![]() My one and only Mismore noni https://www.nairaland.com/mismore |
[size=28pt]Mismore[/size] |
Jbluv55:Hymmmm. And why does it took him years to serves mi ![]() The second glass is for me and mysef... Feeling exhausted.. |
Cheadiva:n You are highly welkum to this beautiful bar.. A place where friends meets friends and enemies turns friends... ![]() Since you are new here... Order for whatever yu need... The bill wud b on me and [url]mismore[/url] |
Jbluv55: ![]() We know you are good in this type of course... *good morning.. Just coming back frm morning exercise..... Pls two glass of Chapman... *****breathing like a defender wey see Di Maria comin his way... ![]() |
Happy married life to my friend Mr and Mrs Chibukwe... God bless ya home
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thatgurlvixen:Eyah.. Wishing yu outstanding success in ya exams dearie... Divine success is yours... Yup am good... Thanks. Nice weekend ahead. |
Boy: Hello Babe Girl: (Last seen 3 minutes ago) Boy: Please answer me na Girl: (Last seen 2 minutes ago) Boy: But why do you treat me like this?? Why can't You just answer me? Girl: (Last Seen 3 minutes ago) Boy: Ok good night love, i just wanted to tell you that I’ve received my salary 150,000k and I have reserved 50,000k for your shopping for this new month… Girl: wow! Sure? That’s great when shall we go? Boy: (Last Seen 3 minutes ago) Girl: please answer me dear, I was off last time, when shall we go darling? Boy: (Last Seen 2 minutes ago) Girl: I know You are there and You are reading my messages, Just answer me sweetheart you know I love you. Boy: (Last Seen 3 minutes ago) Girl: Anyway goodnight tomorrow am coming to your place to visit you *desribe this girl in one word.... |
dre11:Abi oo. Well eveyone has one or two tinz to get dem busy in life.... Others are ...... Luxanne, Thatgurlvixen, Cdamsel, Ayogirl.. |
Jbluv55:**Fixed Story for dem godzz.... |
mismore: ![]() Baby wud talk later in d nite jawe... |
dre11:fixed May your dreams come true... |
.good morning beautiful people..... Mr Jbluv55 Oga @ d top , Dre11 my friend.. ![]() Africanapple Da Africa Queen ![]() Mondisweets wey sweet Xtarxhyne long time oo. I sight yu Chimkarie, ![]() Wishing yu all a fun filled weekend ahead |
[size=28pt] a special greetin to a special person, Mismore dearie[/size] ![]() Missing you more..... |
fell in love wit a girl called Amanda, but don't ave d guts to ask her out. So I met a native doctor called "Baba wey sabi". All he demanded from me was 1 month BIS money which I paid& he gave me a ring called"Touch & Follow". He said "all i need to do is touch her with dis ring & she will follow ". I was excited becos dat's pretty easy. D next day, when she was passing, I created a scene just to draw her attention & touched her like it was a mistake. I was expecting her to follow me , but she didn't, rather she moved on & was pressing her phone. I got disappointed & went home. On getting home, I checked my phone & saw 9 notifications showing Amanda Paul is now following me on twitter,instagram, kik, badoo, viber , sent me a message on whatsapp & 2go. I called Baba immediately to inform him & he replied me. "My son we ave upgraded, everything is now digital" bye bye to rural village welcome to global village. Dat's why I did not ask for cock, brain of mosquito,vulture-eye, rat head & groundnut oil but BIS to keep me online ![]() *hav a wonderfull weekend ahead |
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Jbluv55:Morning to Yu. Yes . I Called yu.. You knw why How was ya nite ? **today dem say na Lagos horn free day.... Yinmuu Na dem Danfo's horn blaring do morning alarm for mi today ![]()
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mismore:Feeling Giggzzyyy ![]() Thankx my sweetberry Mismore baby jawee ***Mr Jbluv55 ![]() |
Okon: Bros, abeg borrow me your phone to call my girlfriend, I no get credit now. Emeka: No problem, just dey quick (hands phone to Okon Okon: Thank you guy. (dials girlfriend's number, makes a quick phone call and then returns happy and excited) O boy, this your phone na correct phone oh, shebi na bb? Emeka: Yes oh, na blackberry smart phone. Okon : Kai, no wonder dem dey call am 'smart phone', the phone too know something, you believe say as I type my girlfriend number for your phone come dial am, the thing show the number as 'My love' how your phone use know say na my girlfriend I dey call Chai! , this your phone smart no be small! ![]() |
Greetinz to everyone in Da house.... Hope yu guyz are enjoying d weekend.. ![]() ***happy married life to ![]() Learnt Jbluv55 wud b anchoring the reception tinz himsef.. ![]()
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mismore: ![]() ![]() Good morning dear. How ya nite ? |
MTN IS SO WICKED I received a message from MTN this yesterday Morning saying: "Know interesting facts about your country. text NIG to 32050... N100 per day" ...and as a good citizen of Nigeria, I decided to know more facts about my country. I subscribed and immediately they deducted N100 from my account. The first fact I received was: "Do you know that the Nigeria national flag has two colours which are green and white". ( Cold begin catch me) ![]() Secondly they sent: "Do you know that the first letter of Nigeria is N?" ( I begin develop headache 8-}Just this morning them comot another N100 And dem send me this.... "Do you know that river Niger is in Nigeria?". I've been crying since morning Like WTF ![]() What do think might be the next fact bikonu? |
mismore:SURE dearie... Just enjoy yasef dear. Mi wanna sleep for today. |
mismore:Baby, wud not take yu out today.. The deal would be tomoro Just want yu to chop all d chopable today and enjoy ya time wif family and friendz. *tomorrow outing package wud b a surprise.. Hav gat a good package for yu dearie... |
mismore:Dre11 wud not fight you for anytin, he is my friend.. Happy sallah to everyone in d house |


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I was expecting her to follow me