₦airaland Forum

APC breaks the jinx in the history of our
Nation...
First to unseat an incumbent president in
Nigeria

First to elect Female governor in Nigeria (Taraba)

First to re-elect a sitting governor in Oyo state

And you think the change we call for is mere
rhetorics?
This is a common sense revolution
PDP has been swept off by the wind of
CHANGE..

CHANGE IS INEVITABLE..

I also heard that Jimi Agbaje is leading the gubernatorial race in Aba, Orlu, Onitsha, Owerri and Enugu...

Good..

But this man would definitely be declared as the overall winner...



PASTOR KAYODE

MP3
EKO E MA YOOOOO...

That's good.


So what about Mr Jimi Agbaje

Anyway from a reliable source we learnt that Jimi Agbaje is leading the gubernatorial race in Aba, Orlu, Onitsha, Owerri and Enugu...

Good



it was gathered from a reliable source that...
Jimi Agbaje is leading the gubernatorial race in Aba, Orlu, Onitsha, Owerri and Enugu..

More results coming up
Jk is OK in Lagoon...

popcykaylah:
Bros wait na him church you dey attend? why you no advice this man...he wan take our money fill all the loop holes wey dey him body baa?? this one na agric teacher fit am..

You wucked ooooo. Agric teacher for wia?
This one no fit carry hoe or cultivate anything. He should rather stick to his pastoral job

Urine:
I don laugh tire for here, you no well I swear.

Each time I came across that poster.... I laff like say tomorrow no de

there were
reports that Patience had spent about two days
in Okirika, Rivers State, working to ensure the
victory of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP)
at the polls.

That's where all her hopes lies at...
Using all the money she has been stolen to ensure her slave boy (Wikki Terrorist) wins the election...
But unfortunately sorry would be her case.


Power hungry shepopotamus....

Instead make she de on top mountain praying not to go carry food for him husband for prison...

She de Rivers state causing political huguhaga...

Nonsense...
Jk ko BJ ni....



PASTOR NI JOOR..

VOTE PASTOR KAYODE
VOTE MP3


EKO E MA YOOOOO...


Many likes for Mp3

Good, let him rest...





Anyway, somewhere in Lagos...

PASTOR leading the gubernatorial race.
Agbaje and Ambode can go and piss

PASTOR NI JOOR..
VOTE PASTOR KAYODE
VOTE MP3
EKO E MA YOOOOO...
Many likes for Mp3

I hope say na those baxtawd snatching ballot boxes were the victims?

Eyahhh...

What can I say

Saw some policemen diluting Orijin with Baby Owku this morning before the accreditation in my polling unit. Only the godz knows the kind of acidic concentration de wanna get....

So

Wetin concerns us


Many of them would cast their vote for Jimi Agbaje or Ambode...

Total waste of votes..

Vote Pastor Kayode.
Vote Mp3

Eko E ma yooooo

Eyahhh


May their souls rest in perfect peace..

May the almighty God give the families they left behind the fortitude to bear the loss.

To all Nairalanders, we won't have reason to be a victim of any evil circumstances..


RIP....

After the election Sambo be like......

AfricanApple:
I heard there is a seer in here, you mind introducing him?

Ekaite wanted her salary raised
her madam wanted 3 reasons why
she wanted an increment of salary.

Ekaite: I can cook Better than you?

Madam: who told you that

Ekaite: your husband told Me?

Madam: OK, second reason

Ekaite: I can iron Better than you

Madam: who told you that

Ekaite: Your husband told Me

Madam: OK, and the third reason?

Ekaite: I am also Better in bed
than you
This time madam was
furious & was getting ready to
break her head
Madam: Did my husband say that

Ekaite: No na the driver talk am say
I’m better in bed than you are

Madam: Please lower your voice I
will increase your salary ! In-fact
How much Do You Want?......

www.nairaland.com/2244305/patience-jonathan-surfaces-okrika


But just this afternoon this thread above said she welcome some people in Okrika, Rivers state.

Now she arrives Abuja via Emirates line


In PEJ's voice..... All this lies you pipuu are shearing..... Diaris Gawd ooooo, Diaris Gawd ooooo

Abi mama peace is twice in nature

This has been trending on Twitter and bbm



They should just arrest the person that brought the house maid, she/he would provide the house maid then the house maid would provide those children.

It's a planned job na
Shuuuuu


That's a first class wickedness
Three siblings at a go.....

The kind of fire that would thunder some people would be in episodes.

I pray for God's intervention and peace for those children.
May their kidnappers have no rest until they return them.

I think the one year anniversary is next week,
and we hope to give a comprehensive report on
what we know so far, and how far the search
has gone.”


Which kind yeye anniversary be that kwanu

That coordinator must be high on some dried mango leaves...



We don't need any reports but we need you to bring back those girls


#bringbackourgirls

Me 10

Finger crossed...

Ozekhome in his reply through a text
message said, “I will discuss with my
client.”

He should also advice him to safe his money because GEJ wouldn't be sharing any dollar again.





Anyway, GEJ should tell us the where about of our first lady (PEJ)

GEJ please should #bringbackmamapeace

Shuuuuu

...... All these ho.es ain't loyal.....

Pregnant woman
Am sure na person wey get d belle de con lubricate am himself.. The husband is just a shareholder....

CHANGE everywhere you go....
But it seems that Ajimobi has actually transformed Oyo state.


*** all I could see are set of recycled poli-thievians.
Most of the candidates are past governors of Oyo state.


..... Say na like this E go de go





PDP be like.....

Every hausa guy you meet here in Lagos are just too happy..
In fact some of them act f.oolishly at the hear of Sai Buhari or Sai Baba.


Just this morning I board a bike, I tell the Hausa guy.
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba".
He say make I no bother pay.
After I go Mai suya, after I ordered for suya. I
tell am
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba"...
He say make I leave money.

After the Hausa guy polished my shoe.
I said Sai Buhari.. He replied by gnashing his
brownish teeth... Sai Baba.
He said : ma prend leave money...

Then I go Mai Shai. I tell am same thing he say
"Northerner leave money"....
WhaooO!!

Seems it's working..
I Can't wait to go to this my Hausa car dealer
in Surulere tomorrow......
Who know I might be lucky to get free car.

Range sport, Toyota Tacoma and Toyota Avenza on my mind.

Reacting to the impeachment moves against him
by lawmakers of the All Progressives Congress
(APC), Fayose, who was the first PDP official to
congratulate Buhari for his victory


So he acted fast by congratulating him
After calling him names before the election.



Well the handwriting is already on the wall for Mr Fayose.

Not only that he would be removed as the governor but also would join the likes of Obanikoro, Fani Kayode and Asari Dokubo et al to do reunion in kirikirii maximum prison...

Some pictures after Kano result was announced...

Following..


Lemme spice this up with some funny pictures..

Shuuuuu


This yeye people know no shi.it about Africa...


Why evils


Always attributing our dearest Country to anything baadt...

I PEJ voice...... All this fake news yu pipu are shearing.... Diaris Gawd ooooo.

Well, all this would soon be a thing of the past..
The CHANGE is here.

I board bike, I tell the aboki guy.
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba".
He say make I no bother pay.

After I go Mai suya, after I ordered for suya. I tell am
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba"...
He say make I leave money.

After the aboki guy polished my shoe.
I said Sai Buhari.. He replied by gnashing his brownish teeth... Sai Baba.
He said : ma prend leave money...

Then I go Mai Shai. I tell am same thing he say
"Aboki leave money"....

WhaooO!!!
Seems it's working..

Can't wait to go to this my Aboki car dealer in
Surulere tomorrow.....

Seems everyone can perceive the wind of CHANGE....




Anyway
I board a bike, I told the aboki
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba".
He say make I no bother pay.

After I go Mai suya, ordered for N2000 suya. I tell am
"Sai Buhari"
he say "Sai Baba"...
He say make I leave money.

Then I go Mai Shai. I tell am same thing he say
"Aboki leave money"....
WhaooO!!!

Can't wait to go to this my Aboki car dealer in
Surulere tomorrow.....

Sai Buhari sai Baba....

CR77:
Mallam badoo want make sharp sharp money.

Sharp money on his mind

Mallam na mallam ritual dey smell 4 this guy face

Shuuuuu?

How you take smell ritual

Only d godz go know wetin Mr can chairman with his Snoop Dogz Bling Bling would be going through now.


Shame on all those atenu pastors.





GMB would be like shoki tinz on point...