₦airaland Forum

Shymm3x:
Darn!! Ijesha folks are great merchants and warriors - salute!

Osun is blessed but poor based on the revenue the state generates and what it gets from the FG. But I think the governor needs to focus more on tourism cos a lot of Yorubas in the new world go there for festivals. There are over 80 million folks practising Yoruba religions in South America and the Caribbean alone and a lot of those folks look towards to all these Osun festivals. Now imagine what will happen if the state governor can make these festivals world class events and create awareness about them everywhere.

Davido's cousins are nice - and bwoi, you need to check the type of crazy bodies these chics have.

Let me attach the pics of two of them (the first one is Brenda and the 2nd one is Fola):

Shymexx baba!

The make-up for those babes face too much o! Ki lo de?

You know what? I've never been lucky with Yoruba girls. 90% of my ex-b!tches are Non-yorubas. Most Yoruba girls too dey conservative and "old-school". I love them wild, you know.

My present B!tch is Efik and her ass and boobs will make IlekeHD, modath and IyaIode green with envy.

As I told you sometimes ago, when it's time to walk down the aisle, she's got to be Yoruba. My kids' got no choice but to speak Yoruba, a wish that would be almost impossible with a Non-Yoruba mother.

zimoni:
Ijesha lu ere.

Kari o awe, where have you been? Don't tell me you've been busy with Romanis.

Those lines make me miss my maternal Grandma! Neighbours used to call her "Mama Ijesha" way back in the good old years. She spoke nothing but the Ijesha dialect. I remember how she used to recite my Oriki while I was growing up. Back then, I'd be like, "This old woman should shut up, abeg". In retrospect, I was a Fool! Today, I'd give my all to have her recite those soothing lines into my ears.

I just dey o, Bro! I'm always off and on due to the constant bans. If I catch those mods ehn...

I see you are fluent in the Ijesha dialect. That's cool! Me sef sabi small. There's this Yoruba actor called "Baba Ijesha". I love watching him as I learn the Ijesha dialect while I do.

Shymm3x:
Lol. My thugfication and the thugnificent doozy. I know you're Ijesha.

Osun has some amazing chics and a lot of real nyggahs, I tell ya.

Have you seen Davido's cousins? Bruddah, you need to wife up one of those chics as the supreme ruler of Ijeshaland and Osun.

I'm not just Ijesha but 100% Ijesha. Both parents hail from Ilesha, Osun state.

...not seen Davido's cousins yet but I'm sure they must be clean and pretty, obviously with the wealth inherent in the family.

You know what, I'm not too happy with the way things are going in my beloved state. The lack of funds and non-payment of the salaries of civil servants.

Aregbe needs to explore more avenues to increase the state's IGR. The gold deposits in Ilesha and the tourism potentials of the state should be harnessed.

Shymm3x:
Lol.

Bruddah, I'm trying to introduce you to them.

Shyte, kings get dethroned all the time...so even if they're taken, you should be able to overthrow the current regime as the duke of Ijesha. Ijesha folks gat game. Great folks right there.

I believe the great Sapara Williams was an Ijesha man.

...proudly Ijesha!

Yesi ere?

Codedb2:
If you like Google is ur friend.
Too you can add mayweather jnr if you wish. Thanks

OK! Did you mean to say 80% of Nigerian-American sports men and women in the USA are Igbos, or are you still insisting that 80% of African-American sports men and women are Igbos?

Codedb2:
Check African Americans in sports in the USA
80%are Ndigbo.
They are talented

Guy, suffry dey lie na!

Analyse that your post again and give yourself a knock on the head.

Are you trying to say 8 out of every 10 black NBA players are Igbos? Then the likes of Kobe, Wade, Curry, James are most likely Igbos.

Macelliot:
Do you know that no single Yoruba was among the squad that won the African cup of Nation (2012).. Only one Northerner(Ahmed Musa), while the rest were (SE/SS)...

Nigger, Nigeria failed to qualify for the 2012 AFCON tournament.

For the 2013 tournament, Juwon Oshaniwa was a second-half substitute in the final match against Burkina faso . He replaced Elderson Echiejile.

The Naij editor is, no doubt, on point. The Igbos dominate when it comes to Nigerian football.

Meanwhile, the present female African footballer of the year, Asisat Oshoala is Yoruba.

Nigeria's leading all-time goal scorer is Rasheed Yekini, followed by Segun Odegbami. They are both Yorubas.

Yorubas sef dey try!

Jj222:
Educated fools; this is same people that calls them self's learned people. learned my foot

Olodo like you!

freecocoa:
I love the question, he obviously doesn't have the proof to all his claims, that's why he's hiding.

Freecocoa, ain't you suppose to be in church? It's Sunday morning, you know.

FreeGlobe:
Are you saying ibadan is the most ancient city in the world? fyi there are also gully erosions in yorubaland but lets leave that issue for now. I am passionate about the development of yorubaland just like my friend ilekehd

That's good.

I'm not suprised. Yoruba Land is like the promise land for most Flat-heads like you.

If una never enter south west, una lives never start.

IyaIode:
Please ignore the attention seeking ipob troll

They are hard to ignore.

I know how to handle them.

E fi won le funmi. Pashon (Egba) won bee lowo mi!

FreeGlobe:
I see you are so passionate about development of yorubaland. This is commendable although a very difficult task since fixing those brown roofs and mud houses will be capital intensive, or what do you think?

B!tch, Brown roofs and uncontrollable gully erosion, which would you prefer?

For your schooling, the eye-catching brown roofs of Ibadan are part of your heritage as Yorubas. They define us as a People and remind us of our glorious, indelible past.

I leave you with this poem titled "Ibadan" by an Ijaw man, J.P Clark:

Ibadan

Ibadan,
running splash of rust
and gold -flung and scattered
among seven hills like broken
china in the sun...

He deserves no applause.

It's like paying back to the people that funds the church via tithes and offerings.

Besides, the crusades he often hosts at the redemption camp cause traffic logjams, which are the major reasons for the deterioration of the Lagos-Ibadan expressway.

Ibebe:
You're simply my brother from another mother lol.

Yes, I too am fascinated with Yoruba "mythology".

From Ileke to Ibebe

I want to believe you have a conspicuous backside!

As in, idi rabata, or as my homie will say, furo rabata.

ijustdey:
The late Ezeanyagu, who got married three years ago was blessed with a twins, a boy and a girl.

The wife who was unable to speak to our reporter due the shock , only muted that “ he was the bread winner of the family”.

...wanted to type my usual rubbish till I got to this part.

May his soul rest in peace and may his kids and wife have a better life ahead!

Aareonakakanfo:
They've banned us several times in their attempt to kill this thread.The next step is to move the thread to the Culture section.nawa


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Sign the petition!

Is Af@m4ev@ still a Mod?

I learnt on NL sometimes ago that the Nigger left $eun's tutelage to start his own blog but failed woefully.

He has always been a bast@rd, so I'm not surprised.

Awon Mods Oloshi!

SAMBARRY:


Corpers should protest o.is it possible to hold body for one month?

To hold body for one week sef no be here, talkless of one month.

Those NYSC officials are bloody hypocrites. All of them.

You know, I served in a "sharia" state. Despite that, free Gold-circle condoms were shared to all corpers during the first week of camp.

The NYSC officials would still warn us every morning that sex was prohibited in the camp. Were they expecting us to use the condoms as balloons or something?

Mumu people!

uzolexis:
What on earth is wrong with adults having sex
Why should they be decamped because of that These pple are not kids for christ sake, if you have had sex you have no right to condemn them because you are no better.
I know some pple will quote me and call me names but I don't care.

Yeah, I'm quoting you to call you names!

You are a Realist and a harbinger of the truth.

Your views are very correct.

The bye laws restricting sex in NYSC camps should be repealed.

ebengems:
b!tches ain't loyal....it is still this issue of NYSC that made me gave up on her. she got her self another d!ck just for only few months to conclude her service. Now, her service year is over, D!ck is gone, she wants me back....hmmm, the kind thurnder wey go fire some b!tches still dey do press up i swear

...just as we Niggers ain't loyal too. It's a man's world anyway.

Meanwhile, it takes a very strong-willed lady to pass through that gruelling 3 weeks camp or serve for a year outside her guy's domain without tasting other dicks, especially if she's used to tasting her guy's dick often.

Guy, abeg, e no easy for ladies, make we no lie. They've got blood in their veins too.

I vividly remember my "sexcapades" during NYSC too. Imagine fuckin' a babe from behind while she's on phone with her Fiance, telling him of how she misses him.

Oro po ninu iwe kobo!

TS2:
Are you a corps member in that camp?

Secondly are you a graduate? If you are ... your use of tenses is very poor.

Your use of punctuation marks is very poor, professor.

The boldfaced should be a comma (,) and not an ellipsis (...).

Also, there should be a comma (,) after the word "secondly" in the second sentence.

finniblinks:
My manny! The man who said ''NO'' to white imperialism,neocolonialism and state-assisted-genocide.
MMumur Ghaddafi,Ojukwu,Mandela,selassie and Mugabe share one thing in common; they resist white domination

And why the rest stood their grounds and suffered the tribulations, ignominy and death (In Gaddafi's case), Ojukwu fled in the middle of the Night to Ivory coast, dressed like a common prostitute.

ilekemd:
Seriously, Nigerians are local.

The best way to test their locality is by telling them that I'm Atheist.

Are you really an Atheist, Ileke?

If you are, then we have one more thing in common, besides being both Yoruba.

I believe the entire universe is just too gargantuan and overly complex for one "being" to be its mastermind.

There is definitely no "God" and I have a lot of Proofs to back up my assertion. The idea of a biblical or quranic "God" is a falsity.

I admire Ogun, though. Ogun l'akaiye osinmole. The Yoruba "god" of war, iron and metallic ore.

Benue?

Not surprised.

emmanuel596:
Let her go and marry in style too ....welcome to morning junk on NL 110.93fm

What if she's yet to find someone worthy of marriage?

Marriage ain't a do or die affair, Nigger!

orekelewa09:
boring actress. gv me mercy Johnson anytime

Awon Olote!

An excellent actress, no doubt, but I think her beauty is overrated.

MayorofLagos:
Yoruba is majority in Kwara State. Yoruba is spoken all over the land, even by the minorities - Borgu and Nupe. On the southern bank of River Niger at Jebba the throne and stool of the town is an Oba.

When we continously project and remind everyone that Yoruba is synonymous with SW we are in effect saying Kwara is not one of our States. If Kwara was on the eastern side instead of North, the way we exclude them politicaly...Ibo would already have occupied, changed the language and gained at as their land.

If this thread is seriously pushing Yoruba interest then all lands of Yoruba must be included. On the other hand, if this is just about SW, then remove Yoruba from title. SW is by default a Yorubaland.

Lets not be lazy about titles and labels. Welive in a fast and transparent world.....if we ourselves do not see Kwara or Yorubas of Kogi as part of us then we cant fight when others refer to them as Hausa territory. Modify the title of this thread and start including statistics in Kogi and Kwara.

Ododo oro ni yen!

Nice one, Mayor baba!

OP, if there's a way you can modify the title, then do so.

Whathaveidone:
That's even the unforunate aspect of the whole thing.Even when you mail them to unban you, they don't respond.This is all i see whenever i get banned

That anti-spam BOT na bastard!

It banned me for advising Emperor Ademusiwa9 to reduce his intake of gbana on one of his stup!d threads.

It also banned me for taking a swipe at I$hil0ve's virginity status.

I really need to know how it works...

Musiwa419:
0merta, where have you been ? You are needed here often.

Ta lo mo mi as 0merta?

Bro, wetin be your other moniker wey I fit take recognise you?

This your "Musiwa" moniker funny die. The real Musiwa na one hell of a funny dude.

No wahala, I go dey show here often.

Wow!

...never knew this thread exists.

Nice initiative, OP!

...so cool it's a general Yoruba thread and not a divisive state-based thread as our distant cousins from the east of Niger are known for, if you know what I mean.