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Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to
work?
Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online
forum.
Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u
moderating?Election Debate?
Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move
threads to frontpage.
Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u
moving threads to front page.. Is front page a
shop? Do you supply threads?
Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply
threads... I move online topics to the homepage
of an online forum.
Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry
suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You
are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure
it's not 419 you're doing?
Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just
seen a snake thread... |
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I want to get one asap...@ op gimme d black one |
Nairaland should devise a way where some op's can be tracked/traced and given correct beaten for creating rubbish thread |
the appropriate body should move this to the front page asap.
cc lalasticlala |
After one match and 67 days in charge, Sam Allardyce has been sacked as manager of the English football team for having behaved "inappropriately".http://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/world-game/84729587/England-manager-Sam-Allardyce-sacked-following-newspaper-sting
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too much telemundo affecting op Dem mushin girls nor like too much romance ooo infact dey will think u be mumu 1.bleep all d bleepable comot for her body 2.off course moni |
all these advise up and down..I liken it to a game of football when you outside the pitch its very easy to criticise but if you in the thick of things them its a different ball game... 1- I have girlfriends 2-I party hard 3- I drink,drugs,smoke every bad vices 4- also I study hard cuz if I don't my grades won't turn up.... proud of my discipline because it gave me enough time to do wat I wanna...I eat well,sleep well,play well and read well.... find what works for you.....final year things |
well we gat different stories thou,my first post jamb at unilorin had me score 76% and I didn't get admitted,I was angry simply because of the hard work I put in...the following year my zeal to get into uni was lethargic, I was working in a hotel and was banking cool cash on a daily am not even talking bout salary... I make close to 3k on the multiple runz on the sides daily so WHO ADMISSION EPP.... anyway I went for the p-utme somewhere at Ikeja did what I could do and get back to work...checked result I got 51% couldn't care less....some few days later I got a notification with the usuall "you have been offered provisional admission to study blah blah blah,I just hissed,"who send them message ehn...now I have to leave work....mtcheww . . |
Firefire:y now |
Firefire:am in my finals though in unilorin and i have given this a thought... would definitely love to venture into agriculture if not for anything it is self sustaining and currently the IN THING now...even the govt is preaching agriculture.... anyway would appreciate anyone around who knows a thing or two bout it.....maybe I could meet you sometimes.... |
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(A man returned from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife. When done, he went straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in the fridge. He asked his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just finished making love. His wife screamed: "Aahh! That was my mother in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room". Alarmed, she ran to her mother and asked her why she didn't say anything when her husband was making love to her. Mother replied: "you know say me and your husband no dey talk" |
A man returned from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife. When done, he went straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in the fridge. He asked his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just finished making love. His wife screamed: "Aahh! That was my mother in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room". Alarmed, she ran to her mother and asked her why she didn't say anything when her husband was making love to her. Mother replied: "you know say me and your husband no dey talk" |
a man returned from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife. When done, he went straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in the fridge. He asked his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just finished making love. His wife screamed: "Aahh! That was my mother in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room". Alarmed, she ran to her mother and asked her why she didn't say anything when her husband was making love to her. Mother replied: "you know say me and your husband no dey talk" |
rubbish .. would definitely loose my temper if I was there, or the guy has goons all over the place waiting to start world war....don't blame people snapping cuz you FEAR WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... and am not understanding this rubbish.... |
Iranu |
Oga |
abubakaa:see BLOOD |
This joke is getting way out of hand....someone here needs help and all I could see is hmmm..I thought they say all those bashing na for fun,this is no fun fah shiiiit getting personal |
wanna throw up....some ppl be like y dem post this kain thing for front-page na |
sometimes I can't just stop loving the great humour in naija..... yeah we got our problems but we are unique in a unique way..... I LOVE NAIJA SO MUCH but most time it's hard if u have not eaten...... |
I don't want to believe the hatred shown here by the IGBOS vs YORUBA goes beyond this forum sha....well I will continue to believe it's a joke though ..... and those BROWN ROOF ain't shit, I mean we gat brown roof everywhere in the north, south, west,east all over Nigeria infact all over Africa so no biggie....or I don't get d rationale behind the expression"brown roof...... am Yoruba and my roommate/bestfriend/brother is Igbo so I don't understand you people..... |
I need a job ASAP... got three months holiday...... anything, anywhere |
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this gotta be the craziest news I read so far..... still laughing though.....
Ps I NEED A JOB |
Is this a joking stuvs |
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