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EducationRe: 10 Countries You Probably Didn't Know Exist by twentyk(m): 12:26am On Sep 29, 2016
haha Mama Lala: lalasticlala,why don't you go to work? Lalasticlala:Mummy,I'm a moderator,on an online forum. Mama Lala:Moderator kwanu! What are u moderating?Election Debate? Lalasticlala: Mummy!!!! They pay me and I move threads to frontpage. Mama Lala: what is frontapge? And why are u moving threads to front page.. Is front page a shop? Do you supply threads? Lalasticlala: Mummy,biko kwanu! I do not supply threads... I move online topics to the homepage of an online forum. Mama Lala: But I have never seen you carry suitcase and wearing suit to go to work... You are just in front of ur laptop all day.. Are u sure it's not 419 you're doing? Lalasticlala: Mama!!!! Biko leave me... I've just seen a snake thread...
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Sophia Momodu(his Baby Mama) Have Made Up(pic) by twentyk(m): 12:17am On Sep 29, 2016
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PetsRe: Any Cat Lovers Here On Nairaland?? by twentyk(m): 11:57pm On Sep 28, 2016
I want to get one asap...@ op gimme d black one
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Ebube Nwagbo And Her Six Packs by twentyk(m): 11:48pm On Sep 28, 2016
Nairaland should devise a way where some op's can be tracked/traced and given correct beaten for creating rubbish thread
SportsRe: Sam Allardyce Sacked As England Manager by twentyk(op): 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2016
the appropriate body should move this to the front page asap. cc lalasticlala
SportsSam Allardyce Sacked As England Manager by twentyk(op): 7:28pm On Sep 27, 2016
After one match and 67 days in charge, Sam Allardyce has been sacked as manager of the English football team for having behaved "inappropriately".

The 61-year-old's departure follows a Daily Telegraph investigation claiming he offered advice to a bogus group of Far East businessmen on how to get around rules on player transfers.

Allardyce was reported to have used his role to negotiate a deal worth £400,000 (NZ$713,000) to represent a Far East firm seeking advice on the transfer market.

The money would be paid for a series of visits and speeches, and though Allardyce made it clear to the meeting that any arrangement would have to be cleared with the FA and later apologised for what he described as an error of judgement, he was forced out of his dream job.


The FA said in a statement on Tuesday (Wednesday NZ Time): "Allardyce's conduct, as reported today, was inappropriate of the England manager. He accepts he made a significant error of judgement and has apologised. However, due to the serious nature of his actions, The FA and Allardyce have mutually agreed to terminate his contract with immediate effect."

"This is not a decision that was taken lightly but The FA's priority is to protect the wider interests of the game and maintain the highest standards of conduct in football.

"The manager of the England men's senior team is a position which must demonstrate strong leadership and show respect for the integrity of the game at all times."

Allardyce was appointed in July following the departure of Roy Hodgson after this year's European Championship and has overseen only the 1-0 World Cup qualifying win over Slovakia.

One of the highest-paid managers in the game with a salary of about £3 million (NZ$5.35m) a year, Allardyce was secretly filmed by the Telegraph discussing England's failings with a group he had been told were businessmen with interests in Singapore and Hong Kong.

During his meetings with the newspaper's undercover reporters, Allardyce also criticised his predecessor Hodgson, referring to him as "Woy" and saying he "hasn't got the personality" for public speaking.

He leaves having become the shortest-serving England manager – albeit with a 100 per cent winning record.

Gareth Southgate will take charge of the England team for the next four matches against Malta, Slovenia, Scotland and Spain while the FA searches for a new manager, with Bournemouth's Eddie Howe the early bookmaker's favourite.
http://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/football/world-game/84729587/England-manager-Sam-Allardyce-sacked-following-newspaper-sting

RomanceRe: 20 Good Ways To Keep Your Girlfriend Obsessed With You. by twentyk(m): 11:49am On Sep 27, 2016
too much telemundo affecting op
Dem mushin girls nor like too much romance ooo infact dey will think u be mumu
1.bleep all d bleepable comot for her body
2.off course moni
EducationRe: List Of Things You Need And Don't Need In Higher Institution. by twentyk(m): 10:16am On Sep 27, 2016
all these advise up and down..I liken it to a game of football when you outside the pitch its very easy to criticise but if you in the thick of things them its a different ball game...
1- I have girlfriends
2-I party hard
3- I drink,drugs,smoke every bad vices
4- also I study hard cuz if I don't my grades won't turn up.... proud of my discipline because it gave me enough time to do wat I wanna...I eat well,sleep well,play well and read well....
find what works for you.....final year things
EducationRe: My Admission Story by twentyk(m): 6:24pm On Sep 26, 2016
well we gat different stories thou,my first post jamb at unilorin had me score 76% and I didn't get admitted,I was angry simply because of the hard work I put in...the following year my zeal to get into uni was lethargic, I was working in a hotel and was banking cool cash on a daily am not even talking bout salary... I make close to 3k on the multiple runz on the sides daily so WHO ADMISSION EPP....
anyway I went for the p-utme somewhere at Ikeja did what I could do and get back to work...checked result I got 51% couldn't care less....some few days later I got a notification with the usuall "you have been offered provisional admission to study blah blah blah,I just hissed,"who send them message ehn...now I have to leave work....mtcheww

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AgricultureRe: A Nairalander's Farming Experience In Pictures by twentyk(m): 1:46pm On Sep 22, 2016
Firefire:
tongue
y now
AgricultureRe: A Nairalander's Farming Experience In Pictures by twentyk(m): 8:01pm On Sep 21, 2016
Firefire:
Wow! wonderful. I will be in that locality next week, if you wish to meet me, PM me and book an appointment. wink

See and bye for now. tongue
am in my finals though in unilorin and i have given this a thought... would definitely love to venture into agriculture if not for anything it is self sustaining and currently the IN THING now...even the govt is preaching agriculture.... anyway would appreciate anyone around who knows a thing or two bout it.....maybe I could meet you sometimes....
TV/MoviesRe: Name The ONE Nollywood Movie You Would Choose For The World To Watch. by twentyk(m): 7:43pm On Sep 21, 2016
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CareerRe: This Is Why You Should Never Close Late From Work! by twentyk(m): 1:00pm On Sep 20, 2016
(A man returned from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife.
When done, he went straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in the fridge. He asked his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just finished making love. His wife screamed: "Aahh! That was my mother in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room". Alarmed, she ran to her mother and asked her why she didn't say anything when her husband was making love to her. Mother replied: "you know say me and your husband no dey talk"
PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari Delivering Lectures In New York (Photos) by twentyk(m): 12:57pm On Sep 20, 2016
A man returned from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife.
When done, he went straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in the fridge. He asked his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just finished making love. His wife screamed: "Aahh! That was my mother in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room". Alarmed, she ran to her mother and asked her why she didn't say anything when her husband was making love to her. Mother replied: "you know say me and your husband no dey talk"
CelebritiesRe: Soundsultan Shares Adorable Photo Of His Kids by twentyk(m): 12:50pm On Sep 20, 2016
a man returned from work at night and heads straight to the bedroom to make love to his wife.
When done, he went straight to the kitchen to fetch himself a bottle of cold drink only to find his wife there looking for something in the fridge. He asked his wife how she quickly made it to the kitchen when they've just finished making love. His wife screamed: "Aahh! That was my mother in the bedroom, she was so tired when she arrived so I let her sleep in our room". Alarmed, she ran to her mother and asked her why she didn't say anything when her husband was making love to her. Mother replied: "you know say me and your husband no dey talk"
TravelRe: Truck Driver Parks On Ore-Ijebu Road To Pray, Causing Traffic Jam by twentyk(m): 11:23am On Aug 26, 2016
rubbish ..
would definitely loose my temper if I was there, or the guy has goons all over the place waiting to start world war....don't blame people snapping cuz you FEAR WHAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND... and am not understanding this rubbish....
Science/TechnologyRe: 5-Seater Helicopter Built By A Boy In Kogi With Local Materials. Photos by twentyk(m): 11:45am On Aug 21, 2016
Iranu
HealthRe: Nigerian Dupes Cancer Stricken White Woman (Photos) by twentyk(m): 11:42am On Aug 21, 2016
Oga
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by twentyk(m): 11:39am On Aug 21, 2016
abubakaa:
The coodinators of this thread are the founders of the thread so if you cant stay my friend get the fvck outta here..or go create your own thread
see BLOOD
Car TalkRe: Help! V.I.S Officials Just Meted An Injustice On Me (pics) by twentyk(m): 11:02pm On Aug 18, 2016
This joke is getting way out of hand....someone here needs help and all I could see is hmmm..I thought they say all those bashing na for fun,this is no fun fah shiiiit getting personal
BusinessRe: Faeces Litter At Ogbete Market In Enugu by twentyk(m): 11:53am On Aug 17, 2016
wanna throw up....some ppl be like y dem post this kain thing for front-page na
CelebritiesRe: Fans Ask Singer Simi Hilarious 'jamb Questions' [PICS] by twentyk(m): 8:18am On Aug 17, 2016
sometimes I can't just stop loving the great humour in naija..... yeah we got our problems but we are unique in a unique way.....
I LOVE NAIJA SO MUCH but most time it's hard if u have not eaten......
PoliticsRe: Ibadan In Its Rusty Glory - Photos by twentyk(m): 8:09am On Aug 17, 2016
I don't want to believe the hatred shown here by the IGBOS vs YORUBA goes beyond this forum sha....well I will continue to believe it's a joke though .....
and those BROWN ROOF ain't shit, I mean we gat brown roof everywhere in the north, south, west,east all over Nigeria infact all over Africa so no biggie....or I don't get d rationale behind the expression"brown roof......
am Yoruba and my roommate/bestfriend/brother is Igbo so I don't understand you people.....
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herd-boy Seen Studying His Books While Out With ‘his’ Cows For Grazing by twentyk(m): 6:53am On Aug 17, 2016
I need a job ASAP... got three months holiday...... anything, anywhere
RomanceRe: 15 Facts About Female And Male Masturbation (adults Only Photos) by twentyk(m): 6:37am On Aug 17, 2016
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PetsRe: Trader Arrested For Naming His Dog ‘Buhari’ by twentyk(m): 6:35am On Aug 17, 2016
this gotta be the craziest news I read so far..... still laughing though..... Ps I NEED A JOB
BusinessRe: Invest 5000 N Get 30000.. Is This A Scam Or Real? by twentyk(m): 2:11pm On Aug 15, 2016
Is this a joking stuvs

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