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BrainArch:
bro same with my school.. 12th jan .. but on God I believe I will smile soon

How do u even cope with thhe anxiety??!!! Also can the admission date be pull into April or so if no feedback before school resumes??

yk4u:
I submitted my application in October over 8 weeks now, no update from IRCC.

When is ur school resuming??

PriestBeMyName:
Guys, I just had the most amazing experience with the Federal High Court's new e-affidavit system, and I had to share it with you all. If you’re like me and have been dreading the usual hassle of getting an affidavit, brace yourself for some good news!

*First Things First: Logging In and Creating an Account

So, I hopped onto the Federal High Court's affidavit portal https://portal.fhc.gov.ng/. To be honest, I was expecting the usual complicated mess, but boy, was I wrong! I needed to create an account since it was my first time. They just asked for basic stuff like my name, email, and phone number. I filled it all in, hit submit, and bam – got a confirmation email instantly. Smooth and simple.

After logging in, I was taken to a dashboard with clear options. I clicked on 'Apply for New Affidavit,' and a form popped up. Now, this is where things usually get tedious, right? But not this time! The form was super easy to understand and fill out. They had clear instructions and little tips to guide you. I entered all the necessary details, uploaded my supporting document, and double-checked everything. I hit submit, made payments and sat back, expecting to wait forever. But guess what? Within a few minutes, I got a notification that my application was being reviewed.

Here’s where it gets cool. In less than 15 minutes, I got an email querying my uploaded signature from the Commissioner of Oath. I did exactly as I was instructed and resubmitted the form and in 7 minutes, I got another email for approval. I am truly amazed by the process. No need to go to the court. The efficiency was mind-blowing.

From start to finish, the whole process took less than 30 to 40 minutes. I am genuinely shocked at how efficient and user-friendly the system was. The Federal High Court has seriously outdone itself with this one.

Which day did you apply bro? I am still getting server error when i want to submit the application.

PriestBeMyName:
Guys, I just had the most amazing experience with the Federal High Court's new e-affidavit system, and I had to share it with you all. If you’re like me and have been dreading the usual hassle of getting an affidavit, brace yourself for some good news!

*First Things First: Logging In and Creating an Account

So, I hopped onto the Federal High Court's affidavit portal https://portal.fhc.gov.ng/. To be honest, I was expecting the usual complicated mess, but boy, was I wrong! I needed to create an account since it was my first time. They just asked for basic stuff like my name, email, and phone number. I filled it all in, hit submit, and bam – got a confirmation email instantly. Smooth and simple.

After logging in, I was taken to a dashboard with clear options. I clicked on 'Apply for New Affidavit,' and a form popped up. Now, this is where things usually get tedious, right? But not this time! The form was super easy to understand and fill out. They had clear instructions and little tips to guide you. I entered all the necessary details, uploaded my supporting document, and double-checked everything. I hit submit, made payments and sat back, expecting to wait forever. But guess what? Within a few minutes, I got a notification that my application was being reviewed.

Here’s where it gets cool. In less than 15 minutes, I got an email querying my uploaded signature from the Commissioner of Oath. I did exactly as I was instructed and resubmitted the form and in 7 minutes, I got another email for approval. I am truly amazed by the process. No need to go to the court. The efficiency was mind-blowing.

From start to finish, the whole process took less than 30 to 40 minutes. I am genuinely shocked at how efficient and user-friendly the system was. The Federal High Court has seriously outdone itself with this one.

I tried submitting my application. kept on getting server error for the past 1 hour

Thermythorpe:
Drop your number

Add mine too 09167692300

jayce232:
God bless u!
This is why I'm not even happy with NLC
I honestly think they didn't take the inflation & fuel subsidy removal thing seriously & that is the foundation of all these economy woes. Raising minimum wage is never solving anything because the increment is going to come with its own inflation & it is even going to be worse because of the imbalance, majority of Nigerians are not even on govt payroll. Tackling inflation & fuel price is the first step they should have taken before wage increment.

How long do you then think it will take to achieve a low/stable inflation rate. Fight for this, don't fight for that. Let's be realistic the only tenable fight NLC cud wield against this present notorious FG is increment in Minimum wage. Any other fight might take months for effectiveness or rather go unfulfilled/unfruitful

Normally, this type of job adverts no suppose make am to Nairaland

Monday to SUnday. 7-7pm. waow

HRHQueenPhil:
Roles and Responsibilities: ( DEPOT REPRESENTATIVE)
( THIS IS NOT MARKETING WORK SO RECENT GRADUATES GO AHEAD AND APPLY)
Ensure prompt and accurate confirmation of quantity released for loading of trucks at the depot.
Build and maintain strong relationships with customers and stakeholders.
Running loading program promptly and efficiently in line with the company’s standard operating procedure.
Ensure a smooth and efficient process in the loading of products from the depot to the company’s trucks and third-party customers.
Monitor inventory levels and coordinate with logistics teams to ensure timely delivery of products.
Liaising with PTD union, DPR, NUPENG, PEF and other government regulatory bodies for smooth loading and other matters.
Liaising with the supply sales team and logistics team to know the destination of trucks and ensure client satisfaction.
Ensure that all trucks and drivers are in line with the company’s HSE policies and standard operating procedures.
Carry out market surveillance and competitor analysis as it relates to ex-depot prices, products, quality, etc.
Maintain security, integrity, and safety of the product and company assets at the depot by adhering to all the Depot safety, regulatory and organizational procedures, and policies.
Submitting the company's truck registration number for programming.
Sending daily loading reports for PMS and AGO promptly and accurately.
Sending Weekly loading remittance and other required deport operations reports.
Provide support for fleet monitoring and management.
Requirements:

BA/BSC/HND
Minimum of 1-2 years’ experience as a depot rep at any of the major Lagos depots.
Attention to detail with strong analytical skills.
Proficiency in the use of Microsoft Office Tools.
Effective communication skills & excellent Interpersonal skills
Negotiating and Decision-making skills.
Management ability and supervisory skills.
Preferred Gender: FEMALE

Location: Lagos State.


Remuneration: 120-130K - email ekaette.obot@worknigeria.com or call 08169827645

Trust me u need a male for this job and that is me right here!

Mrshape:
My result is under investigation

Under investigation bawo🤣🤣

Ontop cell phone of how much! This is tragic

Dmama1991:
Go to court swear an affirdivity,tell them to help back date it,no need writing exams

After changing the age, do one need newspaper publishing again??

FuckingMachine:
Female comentators in sports.


I'm not feeling it at all. It feels less intense watching a match with a female voice commentating especially for my own team where I have strong passion and adrenaline running.

No offence but female voices just don't match for certain sports and definitely not football. Male commentators convey my passion the right way, these female voices sound like child's play.

A woman's voice calms a man. We don't want to calm down when watching football, we want to be gingered.

Imagine a female commentator for boxing or NBA basketball or WWE where raw passion/adrenaline is needed. It will kill that sport. Females can commentate on less intense sports like golf, beach volleyball or swimming.


I really hope they stop this trend because over the years it will make football lose followership. Let's face it, the only thing a football fan brings is passion. If you remove it then the football fan will not bother to spend money watching his struggling team only when they're doing well.

Most fans don't even have a logical reason for spending on football every weekend, we just love the intensity. If I have to continue listening to a soft female voice when a long range shot is scored or a strong tackle flies in, I will feel disgusted.


This should be stopped.
Thanks.

If you don't like it, we'll we'll that's OK. Doesn't change the fact that they are embracing inclusivity. It is what the world is tending towards. Don't worry very soon u will adapt.

TOPCRUISE:
Bootyliciously endowed and can cook 90 hours non stop. What more does a man want

Her lover would still cheat on her!

Una no dey hear word! D application don close! Just forget the whole thing abeg!

I already gave up on applying! Site has been shitty! Moreover don't trust the process. Obviously, they will be selling slots or playing the favoritism card! After shortlisting, u go do exam again! Person wey no even register u go see am for interview day🤣🤣🤣.

Ojoro Fc, VAR on Isak's 2nd goal. So disgraceful!!! Not a fvking offside!!!

The guy wey dey narrate the video no sabi English oooo���. This thing no be for everybody abegi

Why she commot Jehovah from the lyrics. Nonsense thing, dem dey perform abroad dem no wan identify with any name 'religious' cos of what!!

See the 2nd slide guy little Wee wee. Banging body, little wee wee! Vanity upon vanity...

Mattin:
I used to be in this shoe also used to lament bitterly about my finances until a take a plunge in Affiliate Marketing and Digital Marketing in 2021.

With learning, patient and consistency, I see myself self earning almost my my annual income in one month.

Earning money online is now so easy. All you need is just your Phone & an Internet connection.

If you can browse the internet for just 1hr daily then you should earn nothing less than 100k monthly.

How can u please help me learn what Affliate marketing and digital marketing is I have been jobless for the past 5years

IbileIfe:
There is no peace for the wicked.

See dem CAC members..... #Sunday school manual. Lol

notttty:
I came across this journal published in 1981. This is a screenshot. You can be nice to me and get the pdf copy of the book.
Coronavirus is chinese made but released by the United states of America

Send me this article pls.... Afolabi4oke@gmail.com

All these people commenting 'yet they want to win Grammy, I swear u know nothing' . Have u heard Billie Eilish 'Bad guy' track. The same song that won song of the year Grammy award if I am right. Go through its lyrics below and tell me any moral u learn /see in it.


White shirt now red, my bloody nose
Sleeping, you're on your tippy toes
Creeping around like no one knows
Think you're so criminal
Bruises, on both my knees for you
Don't say thank you or please
I do what I want when I'm wanting to
My soul? So cynical

So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy, duh

I'm the bad guy

I like it when you take control
Even if you know that you don't
Own me, I'll let you play the role
I'll be your animal
My mommy likes to sing along with me
But she won't sing this song
If she reads all the lyrics
She'll pity the men I know

So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy, duh

I'm the bad guy, duh

I'm only good at being bad, bad

I like when you get mad
I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone
You said she's scared of me?
I mean, I don't see what she sees
But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing your cologne

I'm a bad guy
I'm a bad guy
Bad guy, bad guy
I'm a bad-

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Billie Eilish O'Connell / Finneas Baird O'Connell

bad guy lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd..

I mean ain't there no better songs than this. If u r in that group talking about Grammy. u better wake up from ur dreams! if naira Marley was white, perhaps he wud have gotten a nomination for his artistry. Ciao!!

Billyanger:
My story was slightly different from yours bross, even tho my own story still dey haunt me till today....

It happened like this, Normally I be hot boy for my department (i am partially employed plus i get mad sense of fashion, the Mike of BBN kind of fashion).

But i no too dey socialise and I have few friends even in my department, Including with women. But eventually I met this girl that captivated my attention so much (she is beautiful, she get everything I can ever ask for in a woman, she sabi book well, she get nice shape and height).

As a hot boy i shoot my shot and she gree, we became really fond of eachother over next few months that the relationship done become known to people around us (We was perfect when we stroll together), i show her money and care because she will be the first girl that will match my exact spec, no be say adey manage am.
The embarrassing part con be say one evening for department one of my few trusted friend just walk up to me where I was sitting and we started discussing, then this topic came on..."that babe wey i dey see you with, una dey date for real?" I said yes with pride in my heart not knowing my heart is about to experience some damage....the guy continued...."I know her ex boyfriend, her exboyfriend roommate na my friend, she and the guy dated for almost two years, whenever them dey fu<k the roommate no dey commot room most of the time, dem dey fu<k for him presence, the guy like to shoot cum for her face and throat well well, during their relationship she cheated with a postgraduate guy and they fought over it and still reconcile and continue the fu<king saga, almost all the neighbor dey know whenever dem dey fu<k".....i no fit dey explain some dirty things wey i hear like blow jobs in front of the roommate...pepper hot sweat stem out of my armpits and hot mess dey commot for my yansh....i first dismiss my guy for many months, i make sure we no get any kind of contact, i did my findings and everything the guy said was true (he no even cover some deep aspect), i act like a man and asked the girl and she confirmed basically with her own words...my throat run dry and e dey do me like say my person just die...i got to know her ex from distant and i just have to admit that he's not the type of guy i will even want to mingle with(na ruffian)...this whole thing was embarrasing for me in school and at home because I heard lot of gossips say na "Left-over" i dey chop (they broke up due to a fight and the ex just cast her).
She begged me because she no wan loose me due to her past, i acted like a man and agreed to continue the relationship....but man everytime that matter flash through my mind I still dey always sweat and fart....we still together till date but honestly I'm dealing with a lot in the relationship...it would have been better if I hadn't any idea of her past. I dey reason break up, but she's really a good girl and i always pity her because if i break up with her it will be so traumatic for her....OMO STORY LONG O, MAN EYE DEY SEE INSIDE LIFE.

U better leave her before she use pregnancy tie u down, once a hoe is always a hoe forever!!! Forget the good girl part , na coverface

2. On a fateful day after an energy tasking exam, I was walking through the walk- way(UNILORIN) block 6 precisely. Perhaps I wasnt thinking straight. Suddenly, I wanted to pee, I went inside a toilet there and peed successfully. As I wan buckle my belt, then 2 ladies came inside and look surprised and shouted 'OMG, what are u doing in here. This is a female toilet' I was so embarrassed ehn, I told them sorry I didn't know ooo. As I was coming out ehn, diff. eyes met me and were looking at me somehow asif poopoo dey my body. Thank God I no see wetin I no suppose see. who knows I for reach security post DAT day. UNilorin tho. Lol, since that day I dey look description wey dey toilet door wella . once bitten thrice shy ooo. lol

1. It was in my first year ,1st semester in Unilorin, we had this practical test CHM 111 or so then. This particular day I didn't know it was going to be a test, like all other practical days we will be allowed to run the test in the lab den go outside to record our results on a sheet of paper and submit. Usually, people were entering in batches cus we were too much, like 7departments or more taking the course and we were given few minutes to run the salt analysis test on that particular day. I collected my salt ran up and down performing diff.confirmatory tests. I recorded on a rough paper first, silly me. Then within five minutes we were told STOP! i Then I was like WTF, the lecturer was like submit. I asked the guy beside me stupidly, 'did they ask us to submit ni, I thought we wud be allowed to go outside and write ni' . I quickly tried to copy it to a new sheet. Na only matric number and name I write before the woman raised plank of wood on me and shouted submit. I was begging, she said my friend 'are u stupid' submit!! There are other batches outside waiting to come in. I felt dejected that day. As I was coming out friends were asking me how far, I said it was 'fine'. How cud I tell dem what happened exactly? lest I started hearing 'eyah, eyah' sorry. I hate those words mehn. So I went home feeling bad, embarrassed, and unhappy. How was I fool?? I should av been smarter and known better!!! damn!!. Prayed to God to help me because practical test carried 60marks , exam 40. Meaning widout the test , CO dey wait for me already. Fortunately/unfortunately, weeks later a list came out tagged 'missing scripts' which my name was there. after going to the department we were told by the lecturer to come at a particular date after general exams to come and retake the test. I was happy, surely God answers prayers!! On that particular day, I woke up late. naso I Started cooking rice, local man was hungry wanted to eat. Rice was half done . naso I remember that I have a test oo. i off gas. food i no fit chop. it was 10am already, test of 9am Jesus!!. I just quickly put on clothes, took a taxi to the school. on getting to the department, guys were just coming out of the lab. Lord Jesus, they have finished the test. Ahhh, I felt double embarrassment , stood in the lab for few minutes looking dumbfounded, i was peeing inside my trousers!! i was crying inside, how cud this happened to me ??!!! How!!!! . Damn!! first year 1st semester CO, I wept without seeing my result I knew my fate already, what a hard pill. I prayed for miracle make result change for portal make God give another person result to me and dash mine to another, lol miracle no happen o. Cud it have been my village people or my carelessness Till this day I didn't know how I forgot or what came over me. I took the course the next year and had an A tho. But the deed had been done... but Glory be to God in the highest it is now a story.

I av like 3 moments back then in UNILORIN. Chai, lemme go and pen it down .lol

pDudd:
Subsidiary of OnePlus.

I currently use the second best phone in the world as concerns Android's, According to Antutu benchmark.

I use the Xiaomi Mi 9.

How much

Ag123:
Please who else received invitation from sylken pharmacy?

I did oooo, how genuine are they? hope no be marketing people ooo

Abeg how can you annul an online match when losing

illiteratepmb:
She is over slim. I can even swallow her tiny breast. I am very sure that her puna go tight wella.

So na silicon breast u go like abi, love her for keeping it real. Most European ladies thz days na augmentation, fake bwess fake butt fake everything