₦airaland Forum

titi4fola:
Really do not know what you guys were arguing about, but to start with ur question mister (Twill92)

If a woman is pregnant, she has a baby developing inside her body OR having a child or other offspring developing in the body; with child or young, as a woman or female mammal.
Hope that answer ur question sir?

can always bank on you jaree.... gracias

scanning.... wey profojah for dis list?

cherrybrown:
Innocent indeed if you don't no what take in means let me explain it to you I mean that all the girls will be pregnant for you

i dont even know what pregnant means... can u pls explain too... ... titi4fola help me out o

cherrybrown:
Twill92 I will like you to be the pastor but am afraid all the girls in the church will take in by all means

am innocent ooo... i dont even know what take in means....:p

johnslick2:
Just make me d treasurer/accountant... Afterall, i luv taking care of money....

we dont want a slick man behind our offering jor... can't wake up n find offering gone

Ebayray:
@Twill92, its spelt Naijaboiy and not Naijaboy...

thanks for the correction... just noticing the 'i' sha

Helkayklassic:
Which post will you give Severusnape?

that 1 pass my hand ooo... i will leave that to you....

Happy birthday to her

firstEVA:
me?

Yes ke... still considering making you fin sec but pls dont tell anyone

just before the ministry move on... we have important announcement....

The church is in need of a Financial Secretary... interested candidate should see Bro Tosyne2much, Cutehector and naijaboy.... thanks



NOTE: ladies are strongly advise not to see the 1st 2 names mentioned above.... and pls dont confuse Lalasticlala for naijaboy... (if u do, ur post no go fit crawl rich frontpage for the next 40yrs oooo)

prettythicksme:
Twill92 y wont u put me for front sit naw?

lol... i dont want you to be the "main" pulpit Men will be seeing while some other few men that are saint face the original pulpit.... so that church member wont be praising the ROD instead of LORD

Ugliest:
Introvert is going to be a deaconess

how on earth did i forget her and firsteva... i will put them in charge of time... i dont trust them with money would have made dem fin sec....

Cutehector:
lol I just dey laff u... Ur next thread I go chyke babe insyd am..

... Bros na church we dey o... no babes talk here.... ... I need to appoint usher quick... Aminat508 can still act for us Usher's coord

joins the moniker above me in *sobbing*

After church service today, i got home as usual and took a dose of my book for an hour... (fast forward)... i later decided to rest before sojourning in the land of reading. It was kind of funny when this came to my naughty mind that if Nairaland was a church....
Seun will be the Daddy G.O... (u know wah i mean)...

Lalasticlala ishilove the pastors in charge... (did you just mention chief whip , ino dey there o)....

chai! naijaboy go be our sunday school teacher....

errrmmm please remind me this guy's name, he is good at mentioning '10 things blah blah blah " in his thread,lol... thats our Gen sec cos we need 10 things to be saved.lol (tosyne2much i hail thee)

cutehector i still the find post for you ooo...

Profojah na women leader we go dash am....

i dey always forget d spelling of this my friend's name ireony abi? na she go be our choir coord so we can "see her very well"...

God knows i can never put Farano, Rokiatu, prettythicksme, missclassy etc in front seat cos them no go let men concentrate on sermon.... (u know what i mean nah... ask me if u dont)...

lemme take a water break... you can continue the list for me while i search for Usher's coord... cherrybrown i will definitely not pick you cos you too like romance... although that might bring more members sha... *winks*....

was wondering why people didn't create a thread about the lamp Hausa guys did.... all i see is an over hyped thread embedded in a misleading topic cos some people lack critical reasoning... they only see avenue of promoting ethnic group... basic intro-tech n physics is missing... even logical reasoning is absent... thanks to those who deemed it fit to question the op instead of daydreaming about a tribe becoming chile... i mean "china".

wow! it worksssssss.... but... errrrmmmm i neva try am sha ... me sef gather join waiting people

lol... "Am now a nairaland... thanks u God i didn't comment"... abeg which skul dis guy graduate frm?...

okay

ok

una don forget say na we mtn user go suffer am last....#justsaying

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chai! human being.... The guy is talking about i and my boo but you guys are here praying i break up with her cause the op love her? WTH!... no wonder there are lotta heartbreaks cos of people like you praying the relationship wont work....


op...if na true love... remain in the friend zone while i keep hmmmmhmmm her... u get?!!!... or take my nicest opinion, Run for your life... copy that?

I know am not supposed to be disturbing you this very
moment knowing fully well d situation of things.
Pls, don't think am taking this forum for granted or trying
to take undue advantage. I cherish you guys more than u
can imagine, it's just dat I don't know who to ask or where to
turn to at dis very moment.
Sometimes, things become so confusing n extremely difficult
that one is forced to inconvenience people and u are
one of those I know I can run or turn to in a time like dis.
Pls don't be offended n don't take it to heart or feel bad if u
cannot be of help to me, it happens atimes. Sometimes, you
really want to help, but d situation at hand at dat moment
really makes it impossible to do so. I understand.
But will appreciate if u can help me wit dis. It is very
important you tell me. I really need d answer pls.
............I want to cook Jollof, should I use rice

titi4fola:
nice one, but you didn't include the singer's name and the title of the track.

nice observation dear... i tried to but had difficulty in doing that... its ASA song... thanks ti-square

ifex370:
Yoruba's will always keep hating, that's why they never progress

why am i having this feeling you just fell into a trap owned by the op

please ask the people below me... I'm not willing to mention tribe oooo...

"How Did Love Find Me"
Can you do this for me, whisper a prayer.
Something is happening, I’m so scared
What I’ve waited for so long for, is finally here.
Why does it feel so wrong, why the tears.
I always give love, never thought I deserved
To be the one to get love oh no!
So I locked my heart away, thought I didn’t need it
anyway
Maybe some things aren’t meant to be.
Over mountains overseers, where I thought no man
could reach
How did you find me, how did love find Me.!!
I was trying to live without any water.
I was trying to breathe without any air
Was losing the fight, and now I realized that I
wasn’t even alive.
So I locked my heart away, thought I didn’t need it
anyway
Now, I know differently
Over mountains overseers, where I thought no man
could reach.
Love! You have finally found me.
My love you have found me.
You found me, you found me.
I’m so glad, you found me
You found me, you found me oh!
You found me (found me) [x2]
So I locked my heart away, didn’t need it anyway.
Now, I know differently.
Over mountains overseers, where I thought no man
could reach.
Love! You have found me, My love you have found
me.!!

I've heard stuffs like... music can sometimes be a channel to another World,realm of possibilities, sometimes channel to the future and it is also possible to affirm present situation.... why not make extra effort to copy that lyrics that got ur day on and on... yea! lets do this together fellas....

Mumuuu:
please, am also seek maturity coments nut childrenish coments

you're here with this your funny comments again.... (mimicking) sorree am not gif a maturin commentari...lol