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 Romance › Re: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by Twill92: 8:58pm On Jan 02, 2016 |
doveda: Even though you have a right intention concerning the situation on ground, the way you comment shows you are a f00l... a very big one! learn to channel your opinion rightly and leave the innocent bloods out of their to-be father's comment. @ op... helping a stranger is a good thing. Its something i have done and i am enjoying currently... the guy gave his terms and conditions just like we have in communication industry! it wasn't okay by you, move on!... i wonder why some e-diot find it convenient opening the fowl anus they call mouth raining curses on someone over his sweat and blood cos his term doesn't suit yours...wtf! op you did nothing wrong accepting an offer from a stranger but making this a public show like it was your right is a NO NO NO... to those guys that still feel helping makes them mugu... cool down guys! pump your brake, sincerely it pays a lot to help with nothing attached but some bad eggs made the better ones look ugly... keep doing your thing the way it feels right and let no b!tches change that... 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You Prefer Your Man To Have His Facial Hair? (Pics) by Twill92: 6:56pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
misspicy:a closer look at the 5th guy shows you won't need to bother yourself looking for sponge... a little trimming of the beard will do |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, How Do You Prefer Your Man To Have His Facial Hair? (Pics) by Twill92: 6:34pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
misspicy:you actually wanted to say.... you need the sponge? |
| Romance › Re: I Was Beaten Mercilessly This Evening Because Of A Fellow Wicked Guy. by Twill92: 6:28pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
You no get replica... you are loyal to your stupidity... the beating wasn't merciless cos you are still typing! pictures or wedonbelivit! |
| Nairaland General › Re: How Your 2016 Will Be... by Twill92: 8:23am On Dec 20, 2015 |
love,success,money.... this is strong ooo... |
| Nairaland General › Re: 3 Words That Describe You by Twill92: 8:21am On Dec 20, 2015 |
amazing,strong, energetic |
| Nairaland General › Re: The First 3 Words You See Will Define How 2016 Will Be. (pic) by Twill92: 8:18am On Dec 20, 2015 |
1. love
2.experience
3. time |
| Family › Re: Woman Vomits Padlock, Delivers Turtle In Lagos - The Sun by Twill92: 8:11am On Dec 20, 2015 |
mentorandfriend: I actually thought i wasn't reading the story well when i noticed same things you mentioned. Fake news indeed! on a lighter mood... i guess the padlock gets it update via the cat... but why did the padlock n turtle followed a sequence? why not at once? or was the deliverance not effective enough or the initial water only deal with the magnetic properties of the padlock 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: See What She Gave Me As My Xmas Hamper. by Twill92: 7:09am On Dec 19, 2015 |
i see groundnut... but where is the banana to balance it? |
| Romance › Re: Why Do Men Stare At My Chest? by Twill92: 9:58pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
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| Jokes Etc › Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Twill92(op): 9:14pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE WOMEN. 1. Dey would have asked 4 directions instead of following the star. 2. They would have presented gifts such as pampers, powder, feeding bottle, napkins, Akamu, cerelac and so on. 3. After leaving one would have told d other ''did u see Mary's shoes, they dont match her dress''. 4. One would av also said ''I heard Joseph is not working, he's just an ordinary capenter. how can they survive?'' 5.Another would av said ''imagine the kind of dirty enviroment she deliverd, are they nt perceiving de bad odour from de sheep & Goats?'' 6. Another would av also said ''the baby doesn't even resemble Joseph, was she really a virgin?''. 7. One would have replied ''Virgin indeed, I knew Mary during SECONDARY SCHOOL days nah.What are u telling me. 8. Another would have been eyeing Joseph. 9. One go de form queen Elizabeth saying "how can I enter dis dirty place"?... CHEI! ..... Gals!!. # LOLZ SEASON GREETINGS TO YOU ALL |
| Sports › Re: Man Breaks His TV After ManU Lost Their Match Tonight (Photo) by Twill92: 11:22am On Dec 13, 2015 |
I never thought a broken t.v graphics will still be as clean as this... could this be a Photoshop to humiliate Man U fans the more?.... just an innocent question o |
| Celebrities › It's Exactly 18 Years Today - Yinka Ayefele by Twill92(op): 8:32am On Dec 12, 2015 |
"Each day I remember my turning point day and date December 12 1997, I will continue to give more praise and adoration to my creator. It's exactly 18 years today when I escaped from death...and from ZERO TO HERO Please rejoice with me"- Yinka Ayefele https://mobile.facebook.com/yinka.ayefele?v=timeline cc: lalasticlala 1 Share
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| Romance › Re: Help A Sex Starved Wife. by Twill92: 6:42pm On Dec 09, 2015 |
huh 
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| Romance › Re: Nigerians Don't Like PDA? by Twill92: 8:11am On Dec 09, 2015 |
... after enjoying each other's company that night (you know what i mean), she rose to see me off and on getting to a spot where a goodnight word is necessary... she leaned forward for a kiss but i stylishly twist my body and turned my head almost immediately. i understood the fact that it was embarrassing... reluctantly planted a kiss on her lips. Still trying to figure out why i did that.... [curled out from a diary...2010] |
| Romance › Re: Your Best Friends (2 Guys) Take This Picture With Your Fiancee (pic) by Twill92: 11:25pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
very soon she will complain one br*ast is bigger than other... but why is the other guy holding the guy's hand... it ought to be the two hands to balance the eqn. |
| Romance › I Wish I Told Her.... by Twill92(op): 10:54pm On Dec 08, 2015 |
1st year(In university) I was sitting in the lecture room, looking at that girl sitting next to me. She was my ‘best friend’. She had nice hair, humble and was very beautiful. I wish I could tell her that I loved her so much, but I didn’t want to break the bond. After lectures, she walked to me, borrowed some notes of the previous class hugged and pecked me goodbye. I wish I told her, I wish she knew That I wanted us to be more than just friends I loved her, but I was shy I didn’t know why. 2nd year My phone rang, it was her; she called me to tell me how much she was hurt. Her boyfriend just broke her heart. She asked me to go keep her company. I went to see her; coz she was my best friend. As I sat next to her, I looked her in the eye, wishing she was mine. After two hours of having fun and hanging out, she was okay; so I left her to go to bed. Before I left, she looked me in the eye with a beautiful smile, hugged me goodbye. I wish I told her, I wish she knew That I wanted us to be more than just friends I loved her, but I was shy I didn’t know why. 3rd year One day, before the grand school end year party, she asked me to accompany her to the school dance. I was very happy, because every moment with her was special. But we went to the party ‘as just friends’. After the party, I sat at the door. I looked at her, as she chatted with her friends. She happened to look at me, and then gave me that killer smile. I wish I told her, I wish she knew That I wanted us to be more than just friends I loved her, but I was shy I didn’t know why. Graduation day Days, weeks, months passed. It was the graduation day, so happy and excited we had completed our studies. She stood up, to go pick her certificate. As she walked elegantly, I couldn’t stop staring at her. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t notice me like that. Before she left, she came with her graduation gown, looked at me, gave me a smile and told me, ‘your forever my best friend’ I wish I told her, I wish she knew That I wanted us to be more than just friends I loved her, but I was shy I didn’t know why. Clarion call NYSC That same Year we got our call up letter and to our surprise we were posted to the same State. I thought in my heart that this is it. We traveled the way together talking and sharing life issues and personal experiences and it was so sweet to have her beside me all the way through. On getting to the camp we found ourselves in the same platoon. I thought again that this is not a coincidence but a greater opportunity for me to declare my love for her. ......On several occasions I rehearsed what I'd say to her but every time she was around I'm pulled back by my shy nature. And so the year went by as good friends. Little did she know I wanted more than that. Wedding day 3 years down the line, in the church, she walks down the aisle, with her parents on her side. It really hurts me, since my chance is now gone. I love her too much, but I got to let her go. She is being married with another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t see me like that. But as she walked she looked at me and gave me that killer smile. Whispered to me “BEST FRIEND EVER” I wish I told her, I wish she knew That I wanted us to be more than just friends I loved her, but I was shy I didn't know why Burial day Days, months, years passed.5 years later, I went to mourn the love of my life. The love I was afraid to tell. As I viewed her lain body, it hurt me that she left without knowing I loved her. During the service, they read her diary. The mc began ‘I stare at him; I would love to have him in my life. I try to simulate situations, but he doesn’t seem to notice me.’ I love him, I wish he knew. I would really want us to be more than just friends. I love him but am shy to say. I don’t know why. My strength was over, I Knelt before the crowd, as tears dropped down my chicks. Those words touched me deeply. I wish I told her. But its now too late, she is gone. I wish I told her, I wish she knew That I wanted us to be more than just friends I loved her, but I was shy I didn’t know why. BREAK THE SILENCE> IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE; TELL THEM. SHARE TO ENCOURAGE MEN THAT ARE STILL boys!! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Serious Confession! by Twill92(op): 1:20pm On Dec 04, 2015 |
Okay, where do i start from? It is very important you drop your confession too after reading this. After a long candy crush game madness that turned Facebook inbox into 'do not bother to read, its candy invite'. I was firm about not bothering myself about checking what the game looks like until i was so freaking bored few months back and i decided to try it out. Lo and behold i was overpowered by the candy spirit and the sweetness of the candy got me deliberately creating time for my newly found crush game... i got stuck at a particular stage for weeks, only to get off the stage once while playing in TOILET!!! That got me thinking... The 4million high score i had playing temple Run oz was also in the toilet! I am very sure someone is thinking about how i sat that long... Heard people with similar experience and my question is... Why is it that most game high scores are often in awkward places or moment?.... Toilet, church and even while preparing for exams! |
| NYSC › Re: Corpers Forced To Cut Weeds As Punishment Before Clearance In Rivers (Photos) by Twill92: 2:55pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
probably they belong to the environmental group and the group wasn't active.... i guess it isn't a punishment but a firm decision by the LGI to make sure they carry out their duties.... op watch your choice of words abeg, no create another avenue for people to hate their country the more... |
| NYSC › Re: Corpers Forced To Cut Weeds As Punishment Before Clearance In Rivers (Photos) by Twill92: 2:55pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
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| Fashion › Re: Why Do Ladies Shave Off Their Eyebrows? by Twill92: 2:22am On Nov 30, 2015 |
Now that our ladies choose one handiwork, u people are complaining.... Some men paint wall but ladies paint more delicate tinz like face and its a daily thing.... some choose drawing on sheets while some use faceboard instead... |
| Phones › Re: LG Just Released The World's Cheapest Smartphone Ever by Twill92: 10:48am On Nov 23, 2015 |
teewhydope:i really don't have time to reply people who owns more mouth than their brain.... sorry ain't one of those nairalander that feed stupids ones like you with attention... get a life and let the op speak if he has anything against that... and when next u wanna cry like a puppy look for someone else, don't come quoting me. |
| Phones › Re: LG Just Released The World's Cheapest Smartphone Ever by Twill92: 11:52am On Nov 22, 2015 |
In a market where smartphones are damn crowded, it can
sometimes be tedious trying to get the best smartphone for
your need, but this can sometimes translate more money had
to be spent in order to get the type of phone to get the job
done. Affordable smartphones are something we have begun
seeing in recent time with the like of the Android One from
Google among others.
Today, Motherboard spotted a TracFone on WalMart’s
website, developed in partnership with LG, that has pushed
the price of an Android smartphone down to less than $10.
Obviously, a smartphone as cheap as this isn’t anywhere
close to cutting edge. It runs on Android KitKat — a couple of
OS updates behind and a far cry from the current
Marshmallow — and will probably never be able to upgrade.
It has a 3.8″ touchscreen display that is lacking any visual
bells and whistles. But it does have a (3 megapixel) camera
and functional Bluetooth, so you can definitely do smartphone
things with it. Capable of 3G (but not LTE), the phone has a
4GB microSD slot that can be expandable, so there’s hope to
upgrade from the initial poor storage found in the phone for a
few bucks extra.
Currently, the phone is sold out, so you’ll have to be diligent
at your local store or pick it up when it goes back on sale.
It’s not the prettiest, most advanced or most secure phone,
but it’s dirt cheap. Sometimes, that’s all you need.
Credit: Thenextweb makee una no waste mb click link.... 1 Like |
| Family › Re: What We Men Really Pray For In Marriage (Photo) by Twill92: 11:43am On Nov 22, 2015 |
Even the so called cool family... the guy still cheats!... baddest dude....stealing meat since 240BC... bhet wait oooo... what if the lady is just a maid? #justsaying ni o |
| Education › Re: How Exams Are Written In Covenant University by Twill92: 8:32am On Nov 19, 2015 |
kYjelly2:by the time you make the mistake of your friend asking question to him providing an answer... you will know the koko... 1 Like |
| Food › Re: See What I Found Inside A Soft Drink by Twill92: 5:35pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
be like say dem forget bitter leaf for inside your lemon drink.... |
| Crime › Re: Bomb Blasts Hit Kano GSM Market, Scores Killed by Twill92: 5:25pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
This is getting scary everyday... phew!... Seems Man's problem increases everyday! or lemme say we create problem for ourselves... who discover this whole explosive thing sef? most disastrous discovery of time... to the potential scientist in the house, watch what you discover cos some discovery is better forgotten than known.... end time bombing! abi lasisi69? |
| Romance › Re: I Have Regular Sex With A Married Woman! I Feel I Will Soon Be Caught by Twill92: 7:43pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
baba dey chop ur life dey go.... the otumokpo wey dem wan take kill u dey on fire... e don nearly done ehn... 129 Likes 7 Shares |
| Romance › Re: What Will You Do When Your Gf Calls You A Bastard! by Twill92: 6:00pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
endtime gfs.... *lasisi69 voice* |
| Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Stuns At AFRIFF 2015 Closing Party - Photos by Twill92: 5:35pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
bumi10:see better gown ooo... no be dat kind 1/2 yard wey our celebrities dey wear this days.... #odidere |
| NYSC › Re: The Romantic Proposal At NYSC Camp By Two Lovely People by Twill92: 5:31pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
i just dey tink about the reaction of the fellow corper wey dey knack d babe under tree, during social night and at fire night.... 1 Like |
| Car Talk › Re: Driver Flees With Company’s Car After N25,000 Deductions From His Salary (pic) by Twill92: 5:17pm On Nov 16, 2015 |
How much is the guy collecting? 25k too much na.... endtime wickedness *in laisi69 voice* |
