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Mumuuu:m sure u bribe those dogs with bones... or else ur moses rod would av been long gone... |
in the dream ni ooo.lol |
wasak:i remember i said same sometimes back... m sure the time will surely come |
titi4fola:wow... i really appreciate this... thanks for taking your time to explain this... really njoy the later part... above all, love wins... |
zaragal:... well ain't stalking anyway but av read some of your comments n i can't but say you are gud... |
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misssclassy.... make una come tell us una view about this matter o |
choi!... op don dey notice guys as far as 1000BC... |
zaragal:wow... i respect that... nd hope you'll surely find Him when the "TIME" comes. |
General3620:he is really a pro... m sure he has a school on this thing called love... |
[quote author=Cutehector post=38983268][/quote]ur comment really got me laughing my ribs of but its fully spiced up with the truth |
naijaboiy:Boss abeg explain this part a little more... tnx |
The word Infatuation, Love and Lust is not a new word in our society... Lust can easily be differentiated from the other 2 but the closeness of Infatuation and Love has made it difficult to spot the differences.... are there actually differences btwn them? or not?... your opinion n experiences please
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i wonder why this service providers are like that... i watched as glo took their time to turn my credit into weekly allowance... my data is always off as i don't get to browse with the bb and i dont reply their rubbish messages requesting i subscribe for one thing or the other... had to adopt recharge n use up method, i load lesser n finish it till the last kobo even if i have to call birds... |
You wake up and find these wonderful,cute,lovely creatures at your doorstep... what will your reaction be?
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Omotayor123:seriously ?? |
The transparent car of ZF company equipped with different security systems is presented on the second press day of the Frankfurt Auto Show IAA Frankfurt, Germany. https://m.facebook.com/voa.asia?_ft_=qid.6195870339301133160%3Amf_story_key.4514529708467215938%3AeligibleForSeeFirstBumping
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funkybully: |
when you can easily go for monthly calls plan... you wont even spend more than 50k for the tenure... |
lawanson44:kikikikiki...laff iyaff tear my only trouser ooo |
CivilzedTyger:i still dey wait baba |
Have you noticed? 1. If you suck one n*pple, the women herself offers the other one. And that.. was the origin of "buy one get one free"! 2. everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B*obs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, p*ssy...No wonder men suffer from high B P! 3. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed. 4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it. 5. What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What the F^ck! and What a F^ck! 6. 3 people having s*x is a party, 2 is a two some. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment! 7. Life is like a d!ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason. 8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d!ck hard, not his life..! Now that I've educated. you, go ahead and educate someone else. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them come and touch the man's P€nis and say "Well done!". Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters |
ASSET DECLARATION In tandem with the emulative and laudable leadership behaviour shown by President Buhari recently by declaring his worth, all Nigerians should emulate our President by start declaring their assets . In view of this, I EJALONIBU TITUS MATHIAS hereby declare my asset as follows FOUR HOUSES , one in my hometown, Akure( family house). One house in UNILORIN ( hostel). One in Ibadan, my place of residence, a well decorated room at Bodija. The last one in Lagos, which I could not trace. Two phones Nokia 3310 and Tecno Android phone worth N10.000. Money in the bank I have two accounts with GTBank and skye bank. N1200 and 1500 in the banks respectively. The Nairalanders are presently verifying my asset declaration. Please check am well well! Please follow the trend, let know what u worth. |
The father of a 20-year-old woman who drowned in a Dubai sea reportedly stopped lifeguards from saving her because he did not want her to be touched and dishonoured by strange men. The unnamed Asian man allegedly preferred to let his daughter die than have her 'dishonoured' by rescuers, according to police. Lt Col Ahmed Burqibah, Deputy Director of Dubai Police’s Search and Rescue Department, said the girl got into difficulty on a beach in the city. He said: 'This is one of the incidents which I cannot forget. 'It shocked me and many others who were involved in the case. 'The Asian father took his wife and kids to the beach for picnic and fun. 'The kids were swimming in the beach when suddenly, the 20-year-old girl started drowning and screaming for help.' Lifeguards tried to rush into the water to help her, but the father became aggressive and pulled them away, Lt Col Burqibah told Emirates24/7. He added: 'There was one obstacle which prevented them from reaching the girl... the belief of this Asian man who considered that if these men touched his daughter, this would dishonour her. 'He told them that he prefers his daughter being dead than being touched by a strange man.' The father was later 'prosecuted and sued' for preventing the rescue teams from saving his daughter's life, he said. Source: UK Daily Mail lindaikeji..com/2015/08/man-whose-daughter-drowned-in-sea.html?m=1
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i wonder why this akpu smelling sons of b*tches see stupidity as bravery! Your so called hero lack foresight, led you guys till you were slaughtered and even lost what you eventually fought for!.. if your so called hero is alive today, he ought to bow his head around in shame!!! if you are really that brave as a tribe, y can't anyoda person among you rise and take up Ojukwu's course and see how many of you yeebos will be foolish enough to follow... keep ranting on social medias... ur existence is not known to us until u prove urselves as a reasonable tribe.... but till den, you are just a pained ass niccur |
This so called "beggars" do position themselves esp across atm machines... if you can take a few mins survey before you withdraw, you'l find out that they actually stood there watching... had 3diff people walk up to me in 2weeks at the same atm point... smart dude always win....lol |
Any contrary opinion?
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kikikukikikikokokoko... aba weed active in his system... |
choi! i don miss... abeg put part two... *grabs orijin n popcorn*.... |
PHONE MESSAGE CONVERSATION GIRLFRIEND: Good morning sweetheart (sent) BOYFRIEND: Good morning darling. (Sending failed) GIRLFRIEND: you you don't want to reply my message.. don't you love me again, (Sent) BOYFRIEND: I love you dear, (sending failed) GIRLFRIEND: if you love reply my message. And if you don't ignore my message. (Sent) BOYFRIEND: I love you sweetheart. (Sending failed) GIRLFRIEND: why doing me like this honey. (Sent) BOYFRIEND; I want to reply you baby. but the network is poor. (sending failed) GIRLFRIEND: do you love me. (sent) BOYFRIEND: I love you true. (sending failed) GIRLFRIEND: Never speak to me again. (sent) BOYFRIEND: hmmmm babe I love you believe me. (sending failed) GIRLFRIEND Do you want to end our relationship. (sent) BOYFRIEND: I'm fed up of this shit...!!! ((message sent)) ------------------------------------ Pls which network is this.. ![]() MTN? GLO? AIRTEL? ETISALAT? (BE HONEST) cc: lalasticlala |
Damselnoni:yes... it is now out... check d skul site for more details... www.rugipo.edu.ng |
when will people start calling her Lara Oshiomole ![]() |
darksuit:some xtian brodas fit get fast today |

creatures at your doorstep... what will your reaction be?

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