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PoliticsRe: Clara Chime Under House-Arrest Imposed By Gov. Chime by Twinmama(f): 1:07pm On Oct 31, 2013
cKaiser: So this sick note of a governor na for woman body e dey get power

When fellow men face him, he would run away to Abidjan

Well in that side of the world once you are married you are a property of the man and when the man dies the family kicks you out
It's a matter of personality, it is everywhere pls try nt to crucify tribes, what about the Hausa's who marry up to 6 women, and its only when its ur turn they browse ur website. Or is it the Abeokuta/Ijebu women you want to try, they most times kill their husbands and become land ladies. What i'm sure of is if u are nt greedy, u won't fall in2 wrong hands. Marry any tribe u feel God's leading u to. Avoid fear and segregation.
Pls, help me ask Mrs Chime if her husband is related to president Logan (24)?
RomanceRe: Things You Must Not Tell About Your Relationship by Twinmama(f): 7:58pm On Oct 29, 2013
undecided God help me 2 kip me mouth shut @ d rite time. Amen
PropertiesRe: Should A Man Live In A House Built By His Wife? by Twinmama(f): 5:26pm On Oct 28, 2013
/quote] shocked
xynerise: If she has the house before she married him and the man has a house too, then she will have to sell her house or give it out and park her belongings to the man's house. SIMPLE!
you no try, y sell when she has her own parent and sibling who can live there. You see na women dey alwayz dey d receivin end. Women shine ur eyes ooo
FoodRe: Is There Any Special Dish You Eat On Sundays? by Twinmama(f): 5:16pm On Oct 28, 2013
slygwogwo: Shawama and fried egg
TALK TRUE, b4 shawama start to dey reign nko?
FoodRe: Is There Any Special Dish You Eat On Sundays? by Twinmama(f): 5:10pm On Oct 28, 2013
lipsrsealed
saintvc: I dont eat on sundays
na u kill Jesus
PropertiesRe: Should A Man Live In A House Built By His Wife? by Twinmama(f): 4:43pm On Oct 28, 2013
wink Really, a good marriage should portray trust.
But d reaction of most pple who commented here shows dat deep inside they are intolerable, pls do nt live ur life exactly like ur parent did. What if ur wife become a governor, will you cease to become the husband, and allow someone else to move with her to the government house or what. Pls let's encourage our women don't treat them like property so that they will love & cherish you and tell you every of their plans. Don't be THE LION OF THE TRIBE OF YOUR HOUSE. Pls draw us close so we can be free with u. I'm talking to Ibos, Yorubas and Hausa. Sorry if i offended any1
Nairaland GeneralRe: Amazing Animal Facts by Twinmama(f): 3:45pm On Oct 25, 2013
Thank you,
The one i found interesting is that of snail, you mean if i kill a sleeping snail, it will still be sleeping in my pot of Okro soup?
PropertiesRe: Think Of Your Own House Today by Twinmama(f): 3:24pm On Oct 25, 2013
Your English is boring pls try to allow your intending clients understand your Advert angry
LiteratureRe: Most Uninteresting Book You Have Read. by Twinmama(f): 12:36pm On Oct 22, 2013
The thirteenth tale, so volumous and sensless, cant even remember the writer
LiteratureRe: The Most Memorable Book You Read by Twinmama(f): 11:22am On Oct 22, 2013
The one that impacted my life is 'Gifted hands' by Ben Carson. Also the Harry Porter's series 1-5
'The Vanishing' (the kids who missed rapture) by Tim & Carol Lahaye
My latest the 'Night Room'
LiteratureRe: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by Twinmama(f): 10:56am On Oct 22, 2013
cumz: ASUU... wetin I do u?
See ur mouth self, instead of u to pray that our Govt. should create a lasting solution once and for all in our education sector so that those things we enjoyed during our own time thats making us cherish those memories will continue. Our education now is WORSE, compare to our own time 20- 25 yrs ago. Nowadays Pupils cant remember what they are being taught last term let alone 2 yrs ago.
LiteratureRe: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by Twinmama(f): 10:37am On Oct 22, 2013
folafola: D O Fagunwa pls
Ireke onibudo, Ogboju ode ninu igbo irunmole(my favourite Akara oogun) Orangodoganyin, igbo olodumare
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LiteratureRe: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by Twinmama(f): 10:24am On Oct 22, 2013
folafola: same here
Mr Bako
Ali and the angel
Mr Giwa is a shopkepper
etc
in our N.O.E.C in the public school
cheesy
folafola: same here
Mr Bako
Ali and the angel
Mr Giwa is a shopkepper
etc
in our N.O.E.C in the public school
Do you remember Angazi, that old man who has 2 chiken one goat and lived in a hut, went to a town where the people there speak a different language, so anything he asked they reply Angazi.
Along the way he saw people crying and wailing, carrying a dead body, again he asked "who is that dead person"? They replied Angazi. He thought to himself, "Angazi is a rich man who has everything in that town but is dead, i am a poor old man, i have only 2 chicken and one goat, lived in a little hut, but very happy.
But the real meaning of angazi is 'i don't understand what you are saying'
Also karanda and kirindi, injenico,
Also the Yoruba literature pry 1 to 6. Ina ati Omi, Awodi, ijapa ati efon,oriki iyan, òle (o tori amala ba won gb'oku r'oyo), and many more
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LiteratureRe: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by Twinmama(f): 8:05pm On Oct 21, 2013
Wow thanks for this, this poem is my favourite [quote author=dr.laykay]Mr sada is a farmer, he lives in sapele, he has a big farm.he grows yam,cassava and groundnuts.every saturday he goes to farm bt on sundays,he goes to church.can u see his church in the picture? grin


This is the key of the kingdom
In dat kingdom there is a city
In that city there is a town
In that town there is a street
In that street there is a lane
On that lane there is a yard
In that yard,there is a house
In that house there is a room
In that room there is a bed
On that bed there is a basket
In that basket,there are some flowers
.
.
Flowers in d basket,basket on the bed
Bed in the room,room in the house
House in the yard,yard on the lane
Lane in the street,street in the town
Town in the city,city in the kingdom
Of that kingdom,this is the key grin cheesy[/quote]
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LiteratureRe: Memorable Stories From Your English Primary Books!!! by Twinmama(f): 7:36pm On Oct 21, 2013
I attended public school too and i can still remember Mr. Nwosu with those chicken and white rice on the tabke.
Sugar girl- Ralia
The passport of Mallam Ilia
Mr. Bako (travelled round Nigeria)
Audu, Etim, the rabbit wearing shoe
The incoruptible judge(Agbalowomeri)
nikkypearl: i attended public school;(
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The Opposite Of Opposite by Twinmama(f): 5:18pm On Oct 18, 2013
[quote author=G.12]See english language grin[/quote]you self, u no try at all, u just put person 4 confusion
FamilyRe: How Old Is Ur Marriage And How Is It Like To Be Married? by Twinmama(f): 11:32pm On Sep 03, 2013
A year & 8 month, been exciting, full of challenges bt we manage it 9cly. We had agreed dat we dont want 3rd party in our marriage during courtship, so we settle our diffs b4 going 2 sleep. Let me tell u some of the things dat cause misunderstanding for us
1. Sex, i dont like waking @ 9t or very early in d morning bt he really does so i feel disturbed
2. Food, he wants me 2 cook everytime because i'm a wonderful cook
3. Money, when we are short of fund attimes we do nt tolerate ourselves.

But over time things changed we got along got less quarrels, he got more contracts make love b4 sleeping, he helps in d kitchen too. I'm really enjoying my marriage. You know what, he prepared my breakfast 2day i came home met lunch ready, in d evening i was very exhausted he prepared dinner too. So it's been greatkiss
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Twinmama(f): 6:17pm On Sep 03, 2013
Pls peeps, i really want to gain weight for my preg, needs tips
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The Opposite Of Opposite by Twinmama(f): 10:11pm On Sep 02, 2013
hernars: Alike, alternate, analogous, equivalent, identical, like, same, similar, synonymous .....all these are opposite of opposite!
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The Opposite Of Opposite by Twinmama(f): 10:10pm On Sep 02, 2013
hernars: Alike, alternate, analogous, equivalent, identical, like, same, similar, synonymous .....all these are opposite of opposite!
tell me u copied something Opposite u
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The Opposite Of Opposite by Twinmama(f): 10:03pm On Sep 02, 2013
The Opposite of Opposite is WORD
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The Funniest Food Combination You Ever Ate? by Twinmama(f): 9:53pm On Sep 02, 2013
Have u tried Carrot with butter?
Jokes EtcRe: What Is The Funniest Food Combination You Ever Ate? by Twinmama(f): 9:51pm On Sep 02, 2013
Have u tried Carrot with butter? Ask Ramsey Noah (Dangerous twins movie)
Jokes EtcRe: Harry, Ms Brooks & The Principal by Twinmama(f): 9:34pm On Sep 02, 2013
Then Harry should be promoted to the position of the principal
CrimeRe: ‘Black Jesus’ Cult Leader Hacked To Death by Twinmama(f): 2:45pm On Sep 02, 2013
Well, God will judge everyone according to his action

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