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Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Twinmama(f): 12:33pm On Jul 02, 2014

Hello mamas, missed u all. Happy birthday Juliebest. Welcome to d thread Oluqueen, Mum Z, dey chop dey go nothing do u, as long as you are getting first hand infos. Byvan thank God u are back how are ur soldiers and Col. Byvan? Dona how's Jayboy, Beauty how's Jaymin, Rukemi129 & Dunni129 how body and ur los. Chocomilo, Chipfrekes, julieni, joysolo, mamaabike, mummyf, mayblossom, mamaddd, beckytunde, multhbillionair, topsmum, kejibabe, phunmilomo, opeolukoya, opeoluwa2, laroyalhighness, and our able madam Lyndaroyce i dey greet all of u o.

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Politics › Re: Nairaland Should Openly Address Why Nairaland.com Was Shutdown For Almost A Week by Twinmama(f): 10:53pm On Jun 27, 2014

Well, if he wishes to share it with us, we are all ears, but if he wants it to remain quiet, then let it be, we just don't want this to reccur. But i guess the man is still busy now.
Thanks Seun for #Bringing back half of our Nairaland

Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Twinmama(f): 10:43pm On Jun 27, 2014

Dhabeautyjas, u too much thanks for d mention

Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Twinmama(f): 10:32pm On Jun 27, 2014

Guess this is MummyDDD

MamaDDD: I over miss u ladies ooo. Internet was so boring without ds trend. How are you and ur families? One love

Health › Re: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by Twinmama(f): 10:31pm On Jun 27, 2014

Hi peeps how are u all doing? I miss this thread greatly where are my mamas? Have u all changed ur monikers?

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Health › Re: How Can A Woman Get Rid Of Facial Hair? by Twinmama(f): 2:37pm On Jan 02, 2014*

getrichfast: Veets veets veets. use VEETS, itz cheap and in 5mins of application and rinsing off with water, all the hairs will just fall of and your face would b damn smooth like a baby's own. Trust me

Romance › Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Twinmama(f): 11:15am On Jan 02, 2014

Newkidoo: This list is totally baseless and not concrete..
-A guy will never scratch his "Action king" in front of a girl expect when d girl is not there and he does it not knowing d girl is looking but say d girl is there and he scratches.. total lie..
- I know of many girls that scratch their "market Area" in public not knowing guys are watching..totally irritating..
Well d rest is not applicable to all guys..

Your list is baseless.. there are far worse things we do that I thought u will mention..
well they never catch us when we do...

Like wearing a jeans for weeks without washing, and wearing one boxer for 10 days b4 changing, packing your 'ACTION KING' with ur hand every minute after taking 5 steps and carrying comb in their back pocket. The most gross of them all is what i call 'nnamdi' they can wear five nickers underneath before wearing one trouser, it is only that area plus d backside dat is fat..

Romance › Re: Things A Guy Shouldn't Do In A Lady's Presence by Twinmama(f): 11:13am On Jan 02, 2014

Newkidoo: This list is totally baseless and not concrete..
-A guy will never scratch his "Action king" in front of a girl expect when d girl is not there and he does it not knowing d girl is looking but say d girl is there and he scratches.. total lie..
- I know of many girls that scratch their "market Area" in public not knowing guys are watching..totally irritating..
Well d rest is not applicable to all guys..

Your list is baseless.. there are far worse things we do that I thought u will mention..
well they never catch us when we do...

Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare Reject Cow From GEJ by Twinmama(f): 9:23pm On Dec 30, 2013

nagoma: Sorry, wish I could help. But I'm not catering oriented. Washing with salt & clean water sounds okay to me.

thanks it's bn helpful, i just wish GEJ sends me a cow to make bbq to go with my salad

Politics › Re: Tunde Bakare Reject Cow From GEJ by Twinmama(f): 11:23am On Dec 30, 2013

Please peps, can i use salt to wash my vepetables cos my milton got finished and i need to prepare salad now? Please%

Literature › Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Twinmama(f): 1:31pm On Dec 09, 2013

@ishilove, u've bn wonderful
I've actually read the epilogue sometime b4 where u told Roy to go back to the original thread while we all have been waitin for his updates. Waiting in anticipation to read ur story too. Take care

Literature › Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Twinmama(f): 1:18pm On Dec 09, 2013

Royver, you are a genius. Thanks for making my day.
I wish you success in your writing career and other endeavours!
Pls make sure you see a good publisher, i will like to have this book modified for secondary school literature.
Get a good movie producer (foreign based
to be precise), make it a soap or season film.....the choice is yours
I salut you, Sir Royver.
Take care of u.

Literature › Re: Best Harry Potter Book? by Twinmama(f): 10:36pm On Dec 07, 2013

Badman888: Prisoner of Azkaban and Goblet of fire. Azkaban was unique in its own way for no voldermot crap and stuff, but they are all cool

yes the prisoner of Azkaban. Plus u can't get the full gist except u read them. Don't compare d movie with it, the movie is boring, bt d book superb. U know they can't act all what was magicaly described. Only read 1-4 in yr 2005-2006 because pple were running from me, they thought i was a witch, bt anyways i'll make sure i av dem in my library to read all over again.

Health › Re: Why The Fear Of Caesarean Section By Nigerian Women? by Twinmama(f): 7:11pm On Dec 06, 2013*

Really, the only reason i joined NL is dat it makes me laugh a lot

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Phones › Re: Tecno Phantom A3 Specs by Twinmama(f): 11:19am On Dec 05, 2013

Wise folks make history, foolish folks fight(argue) over their history.

Literature › Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Twinmama(f): 11:02am On Dec 05, 2013

Royver, u just made my morning thanks 4 d update. Dat last one was as if i'm seeing d actor & d boss (Jackie Chan).
In d book Harry Porter, the boss' name also was termed as "one whose name must not be mentioned" are u using dat concept for Mr. A*** too?
Patiently waiting for the next update.

TV/Movies › Re: What Is The Most Annoying Tv Advert Of 2013 So Far? by Twinmama(f): 12:49pm On Dec 03, 2013

What about the Indomie hungry man pack, so fake and that guy of almost 45 yrs old was saying when he was younger he ate indomie, here in Nigeria? I know what our parent gives us in the late 70s akamu don finish for market? I beg wen d product sef start to dey market.LIARS

Literature › Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Twinmama(f): 4:15pm On Dec 02, 2013

, kai dis one na serious danger zone o..... E be like say Nina don turn vampire o.
Can't wait to read d next update
Congrat for ur succesful project Royver

Literature › Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Twinmama(f): 9:13am On Dec 02, 2013

I'm listening

Education › Re: If Strike Isn't Called Off Here Is Our New Lecturers by Twinmama(f): 4:17pm On Nov 29, 2013*

FOOL FINDER: Patience Jonathan,I haven't laughed in a while.

Education › Re: If Strike Isn't Called Off Here Is Our New Lecturers by Twinmama(f): 4:07pm On Nov 29, 2013*

God forgive u guys

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Phones › Re: Tecno Phantom A3 Specs by Twinmama(f): 12:48pm On Nov 29, 2013

rattlesnake: tecno Godforbid

which one can u do? My friend, one day u will beg for them to employ u, and u will never b picked.
Imagine d hatred in ur face for TECNO

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Literature › Re: I See Things Others Do Not See... by Twinmama(f): 8:34pm On Nov 28, 2013

Royver, u are one in a million, thanks for making my day. Pls my eyes will nt allow me to rest until i av finish reading, e jim afa chineke yo gi, biko nwan nna update. Maka why u dey allow me long throat to ur story.
Keep it up, u reminds me of D.O Fagunwa. Lov ur guts.

Family › Re: He Told The Truth About His Brother’s Bride And Everybody Hates Him by Twinmama(f): 1:31pm On Nov 13, 2013*

Do u know Mary Magdalene, do u know that woman who was caught commiting adultery in the bible...? they were all forgiven and they turned out to be great people. So i'll advice dat u ask for ur bros 4giveness, his wife and the rest of the family members, then pray for them dat they will b fruitful, peradventure in 9 months time u will av 2 throw another party 4 d naming ceremony of their twins, so make haste to make up God bless u. Amen. God has a reason for bringing them together

Science/Technology › Re: Solar Eclipse Occurs On 3rd November by Twinmama(f): 1:44pm On Nov 03, 2013

Philipsdael: Habegi, stop hadding pepe and onion to it....
Haven't you witnessed Eclipse of the Clowd?
that kind tin, when rain wan fall everywhere com dark?....then later everywhere go bright.
NoNewNews.....
Eclipse of the sun, Eclipes of the clowd
Saimmu ni.... Oyinbo say na Synonyms

it's true o eclipse is true, it depends on ur age, whether u are av experiend it b4 or nt

Science/Technology › Re: Solar Eclipse Occurs On 3rd November by Twinmama(f): 1:37pm On Nov 03, 2013

Obi Okpor: not really,

thanks

Properties › Re: Should A Man Live In A House Built By His Wife? by Twinmama(f): 2:15pm On Nov 01, 2013

[quote author=Law-confessor]Nawa oo!
See mentality.

I am talkin abt money here Sweetie- COOL CASH to get a supervising civil eng. contractor. She'll merely go der at her leisure time.

D huby dont hav to be a daft b4 d wife do such a fin.

Pls wake up swty.[/quote]thanks jare, wat about women dat studied Civil Engineering, Elect elect, Architecture, Quantity survey etc. Dont mind those look down on women jare

Politics › Re: A Picture Of Buhari In 1977 by Twinmama(f): 1:18pm On Nov 01, 2013

[/quote]thats gramma phone

Phones › Re: Annoying Messages Sent By Telecom Service Providers by Twinmama(f): 5:31pm On Oct 31, 2013

Etisalat is worstest of them all. If u check your balance, they reply you with 3 sms.
GLO is annoying, they will send sms & wen u open to read it goes. ''u av bee credited with 0:00'' early in the morning, infact na dem go get zero for their life.
MTN, imagine a Rev. Sis like, telling me to subscribe for Skelewu
pls warn them b4 i use cross swear for them. Thank you

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Science/Technology › Re: Solar Eclipse Occurs On 3rd November by Twinmama(f): 5:06pm On Oct 31, 2013

everyday: Oooooh1 The gods are angry.We need to make 6 human sacrifices to appease the gods.A solar eclipse is a sign from the Gods that they are angry

We'll start from....lol

Science/Technology › Re: Solar Eclipse Occurs On 3rd November by Twinmama(f): 5:04pm On Oct 31, 2013

Obi Okpor: let me get my water and basin(bowel) ready.

eclipse of the sun, eclipse of the moon, i think they are different, although i dont know the difference

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