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Properties › Re: Top 10 Biggest Estates In Nigeria by Twoclans(f): 2:55pm On Jun 22, 2024
Mjshexy:
Its still the largest Estate, i was told the initial design of it was to get to Zuba. It's almost a state on its own
To Zuba shocked that would have been massive.
Properties › Re: Top 10 Biggest Estates In Nigeria by Twoclans(f): 2:30pm On Jun 22, 2024
Mjshexy:
Gwarimpa is a Country on its own
Even before opening the thread I knew gwarimpa had to be on the list .

It is actually said to be the biggest estate in west Africa,I don't know if that has changed.
Celebrities › Re: Why I Rejected Blank Cheque From Cheating Married Woman – Whitemoney by Twoclans(f): 2:05pm On Jun 22, 2024
Lamba undecided
Romance › Re: How I Found Out My Husband Was Cheating And Had A Boyfriend (Video) by Twoclans(f): 12:15pm On Jun 22, 2024
It's far better for your man to cheat with a fellow woman like you,that way there is hope.Once he cheats with man just forget it .
Sports › Re: CAF Announces Dates Of The Next AFCON And WAFCON by Twoclans(f): 9:58am On Jun 22, 2024
akeeng:
yes please. We shall
😱😱😱😱
💃💃💃💃💃💃💃
Sports › Re: CAF Announces Dates Of The Next AFCON And WAFCON by Twoclans(f):
Will Nigeria win the next AFCON? Hmmmmmmmm.

akeeng ,my king let's go to Morocco for AFCON ,shall we ?😊😊
Romance › Re: Can you kiss yur Partner around 6am In the Morning? by Twoclans(f):
akeeng:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mr. Cork, I no go lie, you’ve entertained me for over 10years on this forum. Especially your dark humour. I swear na your post dey make me come NL still and my ‘baby’ Twoclans 😄

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Awwwwwww🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Sports › Re: Euro 2024: Kylian Mbappe Suffers Gruesome Nose Injury (photos) by Twoclans(f): 8:28am On Jun 18, 2024
That nose injury was not nice at all,his jersey was seriously covered in blood,and he still wanted to remain in the pitch.

The referee had to give him a yellow card for returning to the pitch without approval.
Sports › Re: [VIDEO] Austria 0 - [1] France (Full time) by Twoclans(f): 10:23pm On Jun 17, 2024
Goalhighights:
You mean the first goal? His own is small na. Go and check other missed goals especially from Lukaku today. People don curse am taya.

SEE SOME MISSED GOALS SO FAR
https://nagoal.com.ng/category/missed-goals/my
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No not the first goal,he crossed the ball that made the Australian player head the ball into the net.

I was referring to the one on one he had with the goal.keeper and he missed
Sports › Re: [VIDEO] Austria 0 - [1] France (Full time) by Twoclans(f): 9:17pm On Jun 17, 2024
I can't believe mpape missed that goal,even the guy could not believe his eyes

Football sha cheesy
Romance › Re: Woman Confronts Husband's Side Chick, Accuses Her Of Having Anal Sex With Husban by Twoclans(f): 3:18pm On Jun 17, 2024
Hmmmmmm

May God not give me a man that likes anal sex. angry

I always feel you can get it from a man why stress me undecided
Family › Re: Happy Fathers Day: 7 Important Roles ONLY FATHERS Can Play: by Twoclans(f): 7:39pm On Jun 16, 2024
akeeng:
Happy Father’s Day to me 😍😍
😊😊😊

Happy father's day to you akeeng,and to all the wonderful fathers in the world.
Health › Re: Brain Drain: "Resist Temptation To Flee Nigeria" Shettima Tells Doctors by Twoclans(f): 8:58pm On Jun 15, 2024
Hmmmmm

Yeah right undecided
Food › Re: Reps, NAFDAC Temporarily Lift Ban On Sachet Alcoholic Beverages by Twoclans(f): 10:46am On Jun 15, 2024
AbokiWam:
You must sha always subtly set thirst trap for nairaland simp men

You always insert your Abj location so that simps will message you begging for meetup
And I guess when I write about been in Kaduna ,Niger and other northern states you are blind.

Ogbeni ,correct babes that guy's message are in the diaspora not one local Abuja champion like me.Upgrade your taste in women.It will do you some good .

Have a lovely weekend .
Food › Re: Reps, NAFDAC Temporarily Lift Ban On Sachet Alcoholic Beverages by Twoclans(f): 7:03am On Jun 15, 2024
I am sure that their last ban was not effective because I see that stuff everywhere.

I saw them at gwarimpa as recent as yesterday.So what are they saying .

I think those ones in the sachet are more concentrated just the way sachet hypo is more concentrated than the bottle hypo. People should please be careful with those stuff.
Food › Re: Would You Buy This ₦1 Million Sallah Ram? (Photo) by Twoclans(f): 8:26pm On Jun 13, 2024
That ram is for APC politicians.

85% of Nigerians can't afford it.
Politics › Re: "Great Fall’ – Sowore Mocks Tinubu Over Eagles Square Slip by Twoclans(f): 9:15am On Jun 13, 2024
akeeng:
Are we not in this sh!t together baby? 🥹
We both want a better country .

My love,I sha miss you plenty.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Reacts To Tinubu Slipping While Climbing Parade Vehicle by Twoclans(f): 9:11pm On Jun 12, 2024
My guy said he learnt which means he wasn't even watching the democracy day celebration.

I wonder how many Nigerians even bothered to watch.
Politics › Re: "Great Fall’ – Sowore Mocks Tinubu Over Eagles Square Slip by Twoclans(f): 8:54pm On Jun 12, 2024
akeeng:
Everything in Nigeria just falling EXCEPT prices of commodities
Wetin concern you 😀

TV/Movies › Re: Movie Review & Ratings: Kill Boro by Twoclans(f): 6:59pm On Jun 12, 2024
Okay last last I need to hop on primetime.This is the third film I am looking forward to watch on primetime.

Netflix got me too hooked up.
Celebrities › Re: Burna Boy Pays All Bills At The University Of Port Harcourt Teaching Hospital by Twoclans(f): 9:34am On Jun 12, 2024
I know a nairaland lady who will be so proud Burnaboy did this. cheesy grin cheesy.
Politics › Re: June 12: Tinubu To Address Nigerians At 7am On Wednesday by Twoclans(f): 7:23am On Jun 12, 2024
What a speech.

That asides what is wrong with NTA,what was that background noise ? O chim.
Education › Re: Beautiful Picture Of University Of Nigeria Female Undergraduates In 1982 by Twoclans(f): 9:39pm On Jun 11, 2024
Racoon:
I think that the building in the foreground should be the iconic Nnamdi Azikiwe Library @ Nsukka Campus of the University of Nigeria - the largest library in West Africa.
No Racoon it's not.

It's look like a faculty building or one of those female hostels but my eyes fail me.
Romance › Re: Brothel Love: I Am Feeding Two Olosho Daily by Twoclans(f): 7:49am On Jun 09, 2024
218 topics since 2018,and a high percentage is about oloshos.

Your madness is consistent, atleast that counts for something.
Agriculture › Re: 2 Ostrich Eggs Needed Today In Kaduna by Twoclans(f): 6:35am On Jun 09, 2024
Amoto1914:
Thanks guys, I am very grateful. I have gotten it.
I am curious.
Please permit me to ask what research do you want to do with an ostrich egg.
Crime › Re: Missing Girls: Dead Photos Of Andrew Amaechi Ochekwo Surfaces (Graphics Photos) by Twoclans(f): 5:13am On Jun 07, 2024
The police needs to investigate this case further.

They should look at call logs,bank transactions,talk to people and just dig deeper.

Organ trafficking is too common this days .
Family › Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by Twoclans(f): 6:54pm On Jun 05, 2024
Proserpina:
This one is still disgracing himself here. grin cheesy
That is eh .

Haba ,a man ohhh . angry

If I ever come across his type he will kill me within 2 days , because I can't stand this level of talking.
Agriculture › Re: 6week Fulani Chicken by Twoclans(f): 9:09am On Jun 05, 2024
Mariangeles:
Fulani chicken ke? Is there such a bird? huh
Yes there is .They are quite aggressive also .

My aunt had them along side the normal local chicken .They were always fighting those local ones.
Politics › Re: Police Invite Emmanuel Agbo Of Premium Times Over Yet-To-Be-Published Story by Twoclans(f): 8:09am On Jun 05, 2024
The way the story of those customs boys hit the media I knew that whoever did that investigation is in big trouble.

Investigative journalism is not for the faint hearted.Criminals in government will always come for them.

The problem with corruption is that money gets into the hands of the bad boys and we all know that what money cannot do more money will do it.

Don't be surprised if they send this journalist straight to jail for a story that has not even been published.
Family › Re: By Age 40 You Should Be Smart Enough To Realize This! by Twoclans(f): 1:09pm On Jun 04, 2024
pocohantas:
Yenyenyen

You LovePeddler around.
Evening newspaper.
Old this, old that.

These jabs are stale to me.
They don't even scratch the surface.

I need one of you to shock me. grin grin
Maybe you will soon be referred to as a yahoo girl ,that will be new lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Abraham: Tinubu Promised Prosperity, I Will Never Campaign Again by Twoclans(f): 1:06pm On Jun 04, 2024
The four different times that I was at silver bird jabi to watch films in December last year alot of young people refused to watch her movies because of her choice and actions during the last elections.

I kind of pitied her sha,but I also refused to watch her movie.

Sometimes it's not who you support it's the manner you go about it.Akindele was with PDP but the teaming youth did not boycott her film.
Politics › Re: STRIKE: Do You Have Light In Your Area? by Twoclans(f): 1:01pm On Jun 03, 2024
I was in my Kaduna house yesterday No light
Woke up today and moved to Abuja ,no light either.

Last last we will all be alright

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