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RomanceRe: Note:: How Women Ask For Sex. by Twoclans(f): 3:48pm On Feb 01, 2018
Dwayndlight:
You still ain’t gonna get it if you ain’t worth the D...

Meanwhile apples?

that’s a no, no
Really what's wrong with apples?
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Twoclans(f): 3:24pm On Feb 01, 2018
freshboi88:
Is it not the same miracle tht said, big brother the HoH said I should tell u tht the water in the jacuzzi is not working....#whats the meaning of that!!!!#

Dude has good looks, calm voice...but never really heard him make intelligent conversations, as if not enuf, hangs out with the most irrelevant housemate in the house.. Nina!!!!
Freshboi88 ,life is not a straight line. So many Nigerians have never been in a Jacuzzi. I for one has never been in one. It could be his first time of seeing a Jacuzzi.

And don't forget women love in funny ways. That I like him dosent necessary mean you should also like him. I respect your opinion and illustration on this.

Please allow me love him in peace wink.Just ignore my craze. I am naturally like that.

He came up with some interesting contributions to his group also. If you know what it takes to be a pilot. You can't refer to MIracle as not been intelligent.

I can wake up tomorrow and dislike miracle make no mistake about it. angry
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Twoclans(f): 1:21pm On Feb 01, 2018
Ginaz:
Miracle na fine boy o chaiii. grin
Ginaz shebi you see what I see. grin
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Twoclans(f): 1:02pm On Feb 01, 2018
Foxrain:
She wants a real man not a singing clown.
A man with a bright future and prospect
A drop dead gorgeous hunk.
Have you ever seen miracle talk?
His voice is like the aroma of fresh morning dew .
So baroque and enchanting.
Miracle is a miracle.
GBAM
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Twoclans(f): 1:00pm On Feb 01, 2018
DoubleeDee:
So your stubborn self can't fall for Angel? At least he can serenade you with sweet strumming melody.
Naaaaahhh Angel seems like a guy who can't give a woman orgasm.

He seems like he won't just get it, you know now.

When an attentive, calculative and calm guy touches a woman the difference is always there wink
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Twoclans(f): 12:46pm On Feb 01, 2018
Foxrain:
Miracle is a winner. grin
The most handsome, sexiest housemate.
Uti is handsome, tayo is handsome but none could compare to miracle.
Down to earth, kind and compassionate, respecter of women .
Already giving us actions and reactions.
Infact miracle is the double wahala.... Anyone that has a problem with that should find the nearest bridge and plunge his or herself to the deepest part of the sea. grin
Miracle is really the double wahala.

The man's too hot abeg.

As stubborn as I can be I just know deep down in me that he is the type of guy that I can fall for. lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Note:: How Women Ask For Sex. by Twoclans(f): 12:04pm On Feb 01, 2018
Take a shower, wear light make up, put on something sexy, smell nice. Laugh at everything he says.

Give him a beautiful red apple to eat and a glass of juice.. Gist with him while touching his hands and shoulders playfully.

You will get sex except if blood dosent flow to his dick angry
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:52am On Feb 01, 2018
kalushaiyke:
Ahneeka dey fall my hand. I don't like when I'm telling a girl something and she's laughing it off undecided

She should discover herself and move on from the snub. I lost count of girls that said no to me back then in uni grin
She is just silly, complaining about the fake eviction of the first day when that was even an opportunity to compete for the head of house challenge.


Someone who was part of the fake eviction became the head of house so what is she talking about.

It's just crazy when we dwell so much on negativity. angry
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Twoclans(f): 11:45am On Feb 01, 2018
This big brother is treating their Bleep up. Small task they cannot perform.

Over smartness dey worry them.
TV/MoviesRe: Live: Big Brother Naija 2018 (Double Wahala) BBNaija Live Thread by Twoclans(f): 9:51am On Feb 01, 2018
The guys in double wahala are soooooo handsome and cool.

The selection judges did a very good job I must say.

The voting public will have a hard time choosing. This pairing arrangement makes it even more complicated.
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f): 11:11pm On Jan 31, 2018
okenwaa:
And you're happy now abi??
Yes nah angry
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f): 11:04pm On Jan 31, 2018
sexaddict08:
will follow it online...
Sexaddict08 baba God answered my prayer.

Nigeria has gotten to the final grin
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f):
okenwaa:
Ayam vexing right now cus manutd is 2-0 down.....
To hell with the presidency and the cabal angry sad
I can't believe that score line myself, shebi I was begging man u fans to watch CHAN.

Some people told me EPL is bea undecided
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f): 6:26pm On Jan 31, 2018
sexaddict08:
but our opponents are also praying too....
Let's see which prayer baba God will answer.

I hope you will watch the match.
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f): 12:45pm On Jan 31, 2018
raphafire:
Abeg when are they playing that match? As in the time. Thanks
8.30pm Nigerian TIme
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f): 12:44pm On Jan 31, 2018
okenwaa:
C'mon a RED DEVIL cannot go down for any Nigeria match...... #TOT - MANUTD
I heard the cabals in the presidency has mandated multichoice and other TV stations to air only the CHAN matches this evening lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f): 11:55am On Jan 31, 2018
TourismMan:
Yes bro! To show my patriotism, I have even booked Nigeria x2 on my ticket. Make them no go disgrace their papa o.
TourismMan I am a lady ohhh, why the bro?

Anyway best of luck on your bet wink
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f): 10:30am On Jan 31, 2018
Iphone5:
WHY angry
I know he will rather watch EPL fixtures today. Just trying to get him to show some little bit of love and loyalty to Nigeria.

IPhone5 will you watch the Nigerian match? angry
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f): 10:25am On Jan 31, 2018
donstan18:
Lol, grin 8:30pm?

When we'v got Epl super fixtures today cheesy

Mk Naija park one side jare!
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry.

My heart is broken.
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f): 9:58am On Jan 31, 2018
donstan18:
Do people still watch Nigerian games?

U d try ooo
Yes people still do, Nigeria has made it to the semi finals,they will be playing today by 8.30pm wink

Please watch the match and support Nigeria. cheesy
RomanceRe: Guys Derail Sexy Lady's Photos On Twitter With Football Talks by Twoclans(f): 9:46am On Jan 31, 2018
I pray Nigeria wins the CHAN semi finals today embarassed
RomanceRe: When You Grow In Love. by Twoclans(f): 2:39am On Jan 31, 2018
lefulefu:
at least she must be ok in appearance na. I am not saying she must look like those overmade up instagram models .but at least she's just ok facially and figure wise. Some ladies really don't care about their appearance. Appearance is still important as well as character cos if her appearance is zero how will the man notice her and talk to her.forget those guys wey go tell u say dem no fashi physical appearance.they are not being honest with themselves.
LOL at your figure wise, just tell us she must be ukwulicious . wink
RomanceRe: When You Grow In Love. by Twoclans(f): 2:12am On Jan 31, 2018
lefulefu:
My dad fell in love with my mom the first time he saw her and she did likewise.na wetin dem tell me.so dat was an attraction b/w them before they tied the knot. I certainly can't be with a lady i am not attracted to cos i am with one i will certainly cheat on her.if her character is completely off and she come wowor join join ..omo i don waka be dat. U can only grow in love when certain character of hers attracts u.
Lefulefu are you saying that when a good character attracts you to a girl then the physical beauty dosent matter so much?
RomanceRe: For Women---- Simple Ways To Initiate Sex Like A Boss by Twoclans(f): 7:49pm On Jan 30, 2018
Daniel2289:
No be lie.
Twoclans where are u?
Present sir cool
RomanceRe: For Women---- Simple Ways To Initiate Sex Like A Boss by Twoclans(f): 7:46pm On Jan 30, 2018
lefulefu:
i like uwink.u seem nice characterwise and u hardly get into any drama or unnecessary fight in here but i never see ur pix nawinkwink.
I send you things offline and you don't even check angry

I like you more than you can imagine wink

Lets run away from daniel2289's thread before we derail it for him.

Sorry OP it's not in my character. kiss
RomanceRe: For Women---- Simple Ways To Initiate Sex Like A Boss by Twoclans(f): 7:25pm On Jan 30, 2018
Daniel2289:
OK na. Where is Lefulefu self.
Lefulefu is on nelwaffy's thread.
RomanceRe: For Women---- Simple Ways To Initiate Sex Like A Boss by Twoclans(f): 7:12pm On Jan 30, 2018
Daniel2289:
Funny u. U are back with ur questions again.
I will go for a guy u are in a relationship with.
LOL, yeah your points will work in a relationship .

Let me go back to the drawing board on lefulefu's case angry.
RomanceRe: For Women---- Simple Ways To Initiate Sex Like A Boss by Twoclans(f): 6:52pm On Jan 30, 2018
Daniel2289 I like been open to learning, but please I have a question.

Are this steps for a guy I am already in a relationship with or for a guy I am crushing/loveing up on?

I need this information because I am trying to give lefulefu signals but the guy is not getting it. Maybe he thinks my ukwu is flat. wink

Lefulefu oya come and see the step I will use on you.
RomanceRe: Woman Caught Cheating, Pretends She's A Sex Doll (video,photos) by Twoclans(f): 5:09pm On Jan 30, 2018
lefulefu:
Wetin person no go see for dis lifecheesy.. greiboy,Randy91,Twoclans,luminiouz,Dimples129,slaye come and see Tory oocheesy
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin.

Black American babes and drama are like 5 and 6
RomanceRe: Video Of Woman Caught Trying To Have Sex With Her Best Friend's Husband In Hotel by Twoclans(f): 2:57pm On Jan 30, 2018
He who is without sin should cast the first stone.

Despite the abomination committed by madam kpom, I really don't think anybody deserves this embarrassment.

The voice of the friend is loudest here because she feels justified, what if this is a set up. The couple might know the woman's weakness and use it against her.


This is exactly why the church stopped public confessions. It destroys the human mind .

This is a no no for me please.
RomanceRe: What's Your Opinion About Taking Showers With Your BF/GF? by Twoclans(f): 7:57pm On Jan 29, 2018
lefulefu:
don't blame me oocheesy. Dat my guy jupxter hardly flirts with babes here so i saw him flirting with this lady na im curiosity got d better of mecheesy.checked her DP and understood perfectlycheesy.
grin cheesy grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin cheesy cheesy cheesy.

Laugh wan kill me here. I was also wondering what got jupxters groove off.Then I also checked. wink
RomanceRe: What's Your Opinion About Taking Showers With Your BF/GF? by Twoclans(f): 7:47pm On Jan 29, 2018
lefulefu:
aghh that ur BACK iyam sighting on that clad jeans can't be hard oooocheesy. It is well moulded and looks soft.Jupxter i lie? wink.
CHAI shocked

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