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Romance › Re: 3 nairalander's are celebrating their birthdays today! by Twoclans(f): 6:19pm On Jan 18, 2018

lefulefu:
Thanks man..happy birthday to us.

Happy birthday to you sir Lefu.

May you age with grace.plenty beautiful ukwus on your bed today and always wink

Romance › Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by Twoclans(f): 9:45am On Jan 18, 2018

Daniel2289:
Your sense of reasoning is highly noted.

Thanks Daniel2289,but I must say it comes from alot of life experiences.

I was in the banking industry for a couple of years and currently running my own business now.

So you can understand where my sense of reasoning comes from.

Anyway thanks for the compliment kiss

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Romance › Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by Twoclans(f): 8:18am On Jan 18, 2018

Crossbow:
Your metaphors are throwing me off balance, you must be an elderly man.

Crossbow he means that you should allow the person he mentioned peel itself.

Romance › Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by Twoclans(f): 8:15am On Jan 18, 2018

Martin0:
That man asked two questions and you only answered 1!

Sir martin0 ,can we just allow the second question pass wink

Romance › Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by Twoclans(f): 5:18am On Jan 18, 2018

nancyv:
My mom was an independent woman when my dad married her.She is still carrying the family now that my dad is no more. I think they are referring to unmarried ladies.There is a difference between married and unmarried women.well,except housewives.
it pisses me off when men shout goldigger upandan.
You can't except a student or someone who is not working not to ask u for money. Date independent and responsible ladies who u can marry tomorrow.Stop dating small girls and don't come here whining after you do so.

@ nancyv ,yes I understand most of the complains is about unmarried ladies that is why my second paragraph is there.

The disgusting thing about the whole thing is what some of we ladies use the money we are always bugging men for.

A lady who doesn't work or is still a student please what does she need Brazilian hair for?why does she want an iPhone?why does she want to go to dubia and carry a hermes bag?

Do you know that N100,000 can start a decent business for someone?

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Romance › Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by Twoclans(f): 4:24am On Jan 18, 2018

Crossbow:
Are u single? You talk like u're independent.. That's a turn on for me. You may not see them, but leeches still exist. They give in to the highest bidder, extort money, then find another person to jump into. Their job is : GIRLFRIEND..Their major tools are their toned skin, shape and sex.
Boys are becoming broke spending on all these and they are enthusiastic about the creation of something that they will have little or no issues with.

Yes I am a very independent person,the only man who I ever depended on for anything is my father and as at today he is six feet below the earth.

I have always believed irrespective of gender once a human being comes of age that innate skill to survive should be activated in them.

Honestly I have never been supportive of women been leaches on a man,its not just attractive.

@ crossbow that doesn't mean you shouldn't buy something for your lady from time to time. wink

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Romance › Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by Twoclans(f): 5:18pm On Jan 17, 2018*

Guys always talking about women asking for money ,please look around you a lot of women are bread winners in their families.

A lot of females support their male partners financially.

Who are this women still following men for money?

Please someone should tell them its no longer in vogue.

@ male sex dolls :its a no no for me abeg.

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Politics › Re: Why We Rejected Grazing Colonies - Ohanaeze by Twoclans(f): 3:38pm On Jan 17, 2018

Grazing colonies is a no go area for this country .

Its even most painful because most of the people that own this cows are very rich Nigerians that can actually afford to buy land and practise ranching.

There are farmers who don't own the land they farm on,they pay a lease fee for the lands and farm on them.Is the federal government also willing to create farm colonies. undecided

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Literature › Re: Misconceptions - A (Not So) Short Story by Twoclans(f): 9:55am On Jan 17, 2018

Nice one misswrite,honestly a lot of people can relate to this even married people.there are times a married woman can feel raped by the husband
lipsrsealed

There is a very thin line between seduction and rape especially when the relationship between you and the opposite sex has been agreed to be platonic.

This is rape misswrite.Although kossy doesn't have a case if its taken up legally because if tests are done there won't be any signs of forced entry .

Above all its always better you have sexual relations when the two parties are in agreement.If a lady says give me time.please give her time.

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Politics › Re: Benue Massacre: Shehu Sani Blasts Benue Elders For Visiting Buhari by Twoclans(f): 9:16am On Jan 17, 2018

Senator shehu Sani is on point.

He was on channels sunrise daily today and I could see the pain in his face.

My heart bleed when I heard Benue people were going to Aso rock. angry

We cannot insist that the presidency goes to Benue State,but please lets not insult people who have lost their lives with unnecessary politics and visits that won't bring any solution

Romance › Re: Ladies, Are There Guys That You'd Have A One Night Stand With, But Won't Date? by Twoclans(f): 8:48pm On Jan 16, 2018

A one night stand :with a guy in the highest rank in the military but can never date them. lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: My Ex Wanted A Night by Twoclans(f): 10:52am On Jan 15, 2018

How can a man be this weak?

Romance › Re: 5 Ways Cheating Has Become Easier With Social Media by Twoclans(f): 11:55am On Jan 14, 2018

@ OP you are absolutely right.

I tell my male friends that gone are the days were you will be out drinking all night and leaving your spouse/girlfriend at home lonely.

The possibility that your woman will be at home doing a sexy whats app or imo video call with an ex or another man is very high.

Relationships are greatly challenged with the advent of social media it takes a great level of control not to fall into online cheating games.

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Romance › Re: HELP : My Ex Is Now My Boss by Twoclans(f): 11:39am On Jan 14, 2018

Guy just be professional and do your work.

If the love affair was that good then okafors law is likely to happen. lipsrsealed

On the other hand if you were lousy sexually I just pity you because she will vent her anger. angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies ₦500,000 Every Month Will You Marry This Guy With His Belly?(Photo) by Twoclans(f): 6:25pm On Jan 12, 2018

lefulefu:
That's an Endtime stomach but then 500k a month is a gift too hard to refuse. Lalas247,midehi,kimbra,jodha,Thegeneralqueen,Twoclans,shinalaura what sayest thou?

500k a month is not good enough a price ,make that USD500,000 monthly and I will do the following:

1,marry him
2, use the money and expunge that stomach.
3, use the money and get him a dick enlargement surgery.
lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: Hitting A Woman In Self Defense by Twoclans(f): 11:10am On Jan 12, 2018

Daniel2289:
Well said.
A like for u.

Thanks.

Daniel2289 has a woman ever been that violent towards you.

Romance › Re: Hitting A Woman In Self Defense by Twoclans(f): 9:49am On Jan 12, 2018*

Lets not forget that most women pick arms to attack their men when the man is at his weakest point eg: sleeping ,taking a shower etc.

And that is when the killings happen.

In a situation where a verbal confrontation turns to bearing arms I strongly advice the man to also protect himself. lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: What Would You Call Your Wife Or Husband When You Get Married? by Twoclans(f): 4:27pm On Jan 11, 2018

When he annoys me : his first name and surname angry

When I want something from him: sweetie kiss

When I am in d mood for sex : my king kiss

Romance › Re: Lady Says Women Should ‘encourage’ Their Men To Marry Their Side Chics by Twoclans(f): 8:44am On Jan 11, 2018

Martin0:
See! Not jus side chicks oo!

See it is believe that men wanna explore!(New holes)

Some of ma friends will say that toto don tire me jor! Na new one I dey look for now! That jus how it is!

Only women has the ability to keep fucvking one man!

Men when dem don too fucvk one woman e go con dey tire dem like (boring) to dem!

Most men will agree to this,am sure u should understand!

I understand perfectly well,that is also why as a lady even in marriage you should learn the act of suspense .

You should learn how to keep your man thirsty for more.

Even when you can have sex in all the kama sutra positions why show all the styles in one night? lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Lady Says Women Should ‘encourage’ Their Men To Marry Their Side Chics by Twoclans(f): 8:35am On Jan 11, 2018

Martin0:
See! Not jus side chicks oo!

See it is believe that men wanna explore!(New holes)

Some of ma friends will say that toto don tire me jor! Na new one I dey look for now! That jus how it is!

Only women has the ability to keep fucvking one man!

Men when dem don too fucvk one woman e go con dey tire dem like (boring) to dem!

Most men will agree to this,am sure u should understand!

I understand perfectly well,its also imperative that as a woman even when married don't play all your cards at the same time.

You must make a man thirty for more.That way you keep him in check.Why give a man all the kama sutra styles in one day when you can keep dropping it one by one. lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: Lady Says Women Should ‘encourage’ Their Men To Marry Their Side Chics by Twoclans(f): 5:12am On Jan 11, 2018

Most times the moment the side chic becomes a wife,the excitement dies.

For some men the thrill of a side chic is what keeps them going. sad

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Romance › Re: (photo) This Girl Has Finished Me Pls I Need Advice by Twoclans(f): 5:04am On Jan 11, 2018

Give the girl the remaining 20k . angry

Romance › Re: Does Size Really Matter ???... Question Of The Day Gone Viral On Social Media by Twoclans(f): 8:36pm On Jan 10, 2018

apenaola:
center of gravity nko?

@ Apenaola please enlighten me on where the center of gravity lies. angry

Romance › Re: This Nairalander Robbed Me (photos) by Twoclans(f): 8:27pm On Jan 10, 2018

Why would you accommodate a guy?

If he claims to be a pastor ,the possibility his church has a branch in a cosmopolitan city is very high.why can't his church members assist?

I don't believe this story.

angry

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Romance › Re: Top 10 Kamasutra Sex Postures That Women Love by Twoclans(f): 6:39pm On Jan 10, 2018

Cowgirl always making top sex positions.

A woman's best choice.

The beauty of this position is that as a lady you can ride a dick and climax ,then leave him still hard. angry

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