₦airaland Forum

@blue,

I been no say you sabe speak pigin, all this time I been the think say you be oyinbo pikin

I thought it's only hause people that use water when they do number 2, I never use water.

@ Edygirl,

Abeg no mind that boy sef TUFIA*hisses*

@miky

I was in Nigeria just last month, I saw the last pic in your post, if I'm not mistaking that building is right next to the stadium. I was very impressed, I pray them go keep Hausa people away from the stadium so they don't shitt all over the thing sef

@ Nutter,

I've not read the whole thread, but I think I know that you trying to say.I can't speak for the Marines, Air force or Navy but in the ARMY, new recruits go through the 9 week  basic training. In basic training recruits go through a massive program in military life.

Week 00 Reception

Week one Fall in

Week two Directions

Week three Endurance

Week four Marksmanship( just the basics)

Week five Trials

Week 6 Camaraderie

Week 7 Confidence

Week 8  Victory forge

Week 9 Graduation


After basic training, you can then go to a specialty school/ job you good at. In my case I never did go to basic training because I was in the ROTC in High school. And the ARMY paid my way through college.


To all my ARMY brothers and sisters out there, SIMPLIFY_

What ever happened to his son Gojo (I hope I got the name right) and the oil for food sandal that was all over the news last year.

Why do we have to have a white wedding sef, what happed to our traditional wedding. Because oyinbos do white we wan copie everythin oyinbos do na wah o

Now I'm funny man, make I catch you first.

Josboy, did you not read Things fall apart? anyways ogbanje are evil sprits.

Don't mean to creep you out  my dear, it's just our history.

Osu are mostly lepers in those days or ogbanje ppl that could not be buried but left in the evil forest to die and decay

I don't think the can be classified as OSU.

Marry from an OSU family TUFIA.

No hard feelings at all I'll kick your butt though if I hear say you don corrupt that girl. I just the play ooo! abeg don't mind me.

My brother abeg no vex, I just hope say you no go give that small pikin belle ooo!, Girl wa never even grow hair for her privates yet. Na woooo

How i fit forget you my brother,I even fit find you mature woman to hook up with so you go leave all them small pikins alone make them go school

@needeegs

In ur boobs abeg which one be that O boy luck on your marriage and pls keep us informed

my brother smartsoft, times really hard for me now oooo! i nogo lie to you my brother. I dey marry my girl for Naija next year May so man pikin dey try to save every penny. Marriege really expensive for Naija oooo!

My friend Smartsoft me sef like girls oooo! infact i dey marry one may next year. But the time wey I dey chase girls i been the chase the ones wey don mature. My brother no go give this small pikin belle abeg my brother. As I see you, I no trust you, e be like say your eye toooo open

Na girl go kill this smartsoft sef I need to take that boy to my village so our debia fit help am.

@Cocopops


I hate you soooo much now My mouth is all watery now.I'm so hungry, see what you 've done.

It's not NEPA anymore, it's now power holding company. The hold the power and when the feel like give you light then there would be light.

All the best to you too my dearest sister

@soccerchic,

You are such a sweetheart, bless your heart. (Obim) my better half is all I live for. I thank God everyday for blessing me with someone so beautiful, caring, and understanding.

Whats up with the name change Afeni ? are you going to be any nicer or still gonna be the same asshole

OK folks enough with the American bashing or I'll go George Bush on you stock up British folks.

Nutter:
Hmmm. . . .

Good one.

Hey, why are you Americans and Canadians hijacking our thread?

Because we Americans always hijack everything we come arcoss, and blame it on the rest of the world.

My sis hotstepper how you dey sef, long time

mochafella:
Who decided on TX in the first place?

. I know somepeople who will use your head for Nsi-Ewu for that comment.

Abeg ooo! I just the play no get me in trouble.

Dallas or Irving sounds great, Houston is tooooo ghetto pls stay away

@smartsoft,

Abeg leave the girl alone, the girl is only 17 for crying out loud,I don't know what our Nigerian society is turning into, at 17 all she need to be worrying about is going to a good University not some dude who thinks is in love with her. If I be the girl papa if I catch you around my daughter, only God knows what I'll do to you.