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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Rate My Chick! by Txlonghorn(m): 10:51pm On Jul 21, 2006
I think your girl is cute, if you don't mind me asking, why you calling your girl a chick. I'm pretty sure there are better names we could call our ladies than chick eg. Baby, Babe, Hubby, Dearling, Sweetheart, Love, I call my better half "Obim" which means heart in Ibo.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Still Searching For My Better Half by Txlonghorn(m): 10:39pm On Jul 21, 2006
I don't think you want an internet girlfriend bro sad
FamilyRe: Your Child Says, "Daddy, Mommy, I'm Gay!" by Txlonghorn(m): 1:54am On Jul 21, 2006
Men if that boy/girl takes that gay nonsense to my Village, they'll kill him/her. The don't play that gay nonsense in my Village ooo.
FamilyRe: Your Child Says, "Daddy, Mommy, I'm Gay!" by Txlonghorn(m): 1:40am On Jul 21, 2006
If my child says his/she's gay, I'll fly him/her straight to the village to consult the debia (native doctor) to remove the evil spirit that's causing this gayness.
Music/RadioRe: Dido Or Enya by Txlonghorn(m): 4:09am On Jul 20, 2006
Ok I'll pick dido,
FamilyRe: Your Child Says, "Daddy, Mommy, I'm Gay!" by Txlonghorn(m): 3:40am On Jul 20, 2006
Busta:
won't deny him but try beating the GAYNESS out him/her angry
How do you beat gayness out of him/her grin grin grin
Music/RadioRe: Dido Or Enya by Txlonghorn(m): 3:37am On Jul 20, 2006
I can't stand either of them I hate all that new age crappy music we used to listen to in college.
RomanceRe: Who Cheat Most? A Guy Or A Girl. by Txlonghorn(m): 3:34am On Jul 20, 2006
I think it's 50/50 it's just that we guys ain't as smart as the ladies, we always getting caught.
FoodRe: Preparing Nkwobi by Txlonghorn(m): 3:29am On Jul 20, 2006
sisterm no hurt yourself oo Onitsha kwalu Obosi shocked
FoodRe: Preparing Nkwobi by Txlonghorn(m): 3:23am On Jul 20, 2006
I'm way ahead of you edygirl. My sister you have to come to my wine carrying in Obosi.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I love you all !!!! by Txlonghorn(m): 3:21am On Jul 20, 2006
My dear I love you too. Na wa for all this love for NL wink
PoliticsRe: Igbo Presidency by Txlonghorn(m): 3:19am On Jul 20, 2006
Hotstepper:
@goggoji, you are too ignorant 4real, There is no diff. b/w Onitsha and Lagos and go down to that Onitsha now and see a diff, Don't talk what you don't know.

Yea, igbo's can rule but not kalu plz
My dear don't mind those ppl sef na jealousy go kill all of them. It's always about Igbo this Igbo that on NL. angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: I love you all !!!! by Txlonghorn(m): 3:14am On Jul 20, 2006
My sister even though we don't know each other well, much love to my Enugu sister. kiss wink
FoodRe: Preparing Nkwobi by Txlonghorn(m): 3:04am On Jul 20, 2006
Thank you Chy, you God sent. But I thought cow feet is Nkow afe
HealthRe: Nigerians Can't Donate Blood In The US? by Txlonghorn(m): 2:25am On Jul 20, 2006
For anyone who thinks this is a joke. The next time a Redcross bus comes to your job or you go to your local YMCA to donate blood ask for one of there disclaimer forms and read through the whole thing.

I know the last thing the American Government needs is the spread of malaria, but if Nigerian blood is not good enough for them why are the excepting blood from ppl from East African Countries like Uganda, Congo where malaria is worst.
FoodRe: Preparing Nkwobi by Txlonghorn(m): 7:32am On Jul 19, 2006
abeg diddy what is this Nkwobi. huh huh huh
Forum GamesRe: When Was The Last Time You: by Txlonghorn(m): 6:25am On Jul 19, 2006
My dear I saw that in another thread, seriously what is nkwobi huh huh huh
RomanceRe: Is There Any Limit To Love by Txlonghorn(m): 6:21am On Jul 19, 2006
I used to think there was a limit to love when I was messing with oyinbo girls, but now that I'm wiser marrying a Nigerian princess, there is just no limit to love. grin grin
Forum GamesRe: When Was The Last Time You: by Txlonghorn(m): 6:16am On Jul 19, 2006
Gave up smoking 2 years ago (best decision I've ever made) wink wink

When was the last time you know you have to get up early for work but your a** is still on the freaking computer.
Forum GamesRe: When Was The Last Time You: by Txlonghorn(m): 6:04am On Jul 19, 2006
Never have to ride the train, thank God.


when was the last time you asked yourself what the hell you doing here and not home with family.
Forum GamesRe: When Was The Last Time You: by Txlonghorn(m): 5:58am On Jul 19, 2006
*My sister why now, you know everytime I hear Nsala soup and fresh fish I go crazy.*



When was the last time you had some draw soup with goat meat
Forum GamesRe: When Was The Last Time You: by Txlonghorn(m): 5:50am On Jul 19, 2006
Everyday, my sweetheart is in Nigeria cry cry cry


When was the last time you missed home so much you felt like crying
Forum GamesRe: When Was The Last Time You: by Txlonghorn(m): 5:47am On Jul 19, 2006
Just last month and I miss it like hell. cry cry cry



When was the last time you was in jos
TravelRe: When Will Nigeria Build A City Like This? by Txlonghorn(m): 5:44am On Jul 19, 2006
@ Amobi are you still here, when are you leaving for Nigeria ?
Forum GamesRe: When Was The Last Time You: by Txlonghorn(m): 5:41am On Jul 19, 2006
when I had some bad burukutu and dog meat in Tudun Wader.


When was the last time you drank BURUKUTU.
TV/MoviesRe: Where I Can Find Free Nigerian Movies Online by Txlonghorn(m): 4:05am On Jul 19, 2006
check out onlineNigria.com the have tons of movies
Nairaland GeneralRe: Party Over Here! by Txlonghorn(m): 3:15am On Jul 19, 2006
*Txlonghorn crashes party to find out the party full of teenagers runs like wild fire. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
TravelRe: When Will Nigeria Build A City Like This? by Txlonghorn(m): 3:06am On Jul 19, 2006
Abuja would look close to the pic if you get rid of all the (smog) pollution and all the people in the streets.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Wants To Be Afeni's Girlfriend? by Txlonghorn(m): 2:58am On Jul 19, 2006
hoodboi:
i think i have a girlfriend for afeni, (my dog) dey'll make a good couple together being they re of desame species, grin
Dude you are so mean, a dog just too good for Afeni. grin grin grin









J/K Afeni.

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