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I think your girl is cute, if you don't mind me asking, why you calling your girl a chick. I'm pretty sure there are better names we could call our ladies than chick eg. Baby, Babe, Hubby, Dearling, Sweetheart, Love, I call my better half "Obim" which means heart in Ibo. |
I don't think you want an internet girlfriend bro ![]() |
Men if that boy/girl takes that gay nonsense to my Village, they'll kill him/her. The don't play that gay nonsense in my Village ooo. |
If my child says his/she's gay, I'll fly him/her straight to the village to consult the debia (native doctor) to remove the evil spirit that's causing this gayness. |
Ok I'll pick dido, |
Busta:How do you beat gayness out of him/her ![]() |
I can't stand either of them I hate all that new age crappy music we used to listen to in college. |
I think it's 50/50 it's just that we guys ain't as smart as the ladies, we always getting caught. |
sisterm no hurt yourself oo Onitsha kwalu Obosi |
I'm way ahead of you edygirl. My sister you have to come to my wine carrying in Obosi. |
My dear I love you too. Na wa for all this love for NL ![]() |
Hotstepper:My dear don't mind those ppl sef na jealousy go kill all of them. It's always about Igbo this Igbo that on NL. ![]() |
My sister even though we don't know each other well, much love to my Enugu sister. ![]() |
Thank you Chy, you God sent. But I thought cow feet is Nkow afe |
For anyone who thinks this is a joke. The next time a Redcross bus comes to your job or you go to your local YMCA to donate blood ask for one of there disclaimer forms and read through the whole thing. I know the last thing the American Government needs is the spread of malaria, but if Nigerian blood is not good enough for them why are the excepting blood from ppl from East African Countries like Uganda, Congo where malaria is worst. |
abeg diddy what is this Nkwobi. ![]() |
My dear I saw that in another thread, seriously what is nkwobi ![]() |
I used to think there was a limit to love when I was messing with oyinbo girls, but now that I'm wiser marrying a Nigerian princess, there is just no limit to love. ![]() |
Gave up smoking 2 years ago (best decision I've ever made) ![]() When was the last time you know you have to get up early for work but your a** is still on the freaking computer. |
Never have to ride the train, thank God. when was the last time you asked yourself what the hell you doing here and not home with family. |
*My sister why now, you know everytime I hear Nsala soup and fresh fish I go crazy.* When was the last time you had some draw soup with goat meat |
Everyday, my sweetheart is in Nigeria When was the last time you missed home so much you felt like crying |
Just last month and I miss it like hell. When was the last time you was in jos |
@ Amobi are you still here, when are you leaving for Nigeria ? |
when I had some bad burukutu and dog meat in Tudun Wader. When was the last time you drank BURUKUTU. |
check out onlineNigria.com the have tons of movies |
*Txlonghorn crashes party to find out the party full of teenagers runs like wild fire. ![]() |
Abuja would look close to the pic if you get rid of all the (smog) pollution and all the people in the streets. |
hoodboi:Dude you are so mean, a dog just too good for Afeni. ![]() J/K Afeni. |


