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Op, why play wit a thing like this? It's unfair.

Op, try the jokes section, you will be well appreciated there.

*sneaks out of the thread*

How I wish this is China.

Methink some people are hell bent on creating tension.

You can stil do something Mr. Gov; ensure the culprits are brought to book.

[quote author=Royal-VII]4 years ago i met a chick in the club and she said she was a virgin,

I took her to a room and Fhhucked her...

4 years later i met tha same girl at a party, she did not remember me, we exchanged names, and numbers....

She said she was a Virgin...

I took her to a room and Fhucked her...

2 weeks ago i seen this same chick...in the supermarket with 6 kids, pushing a shopping cart

I said "yo these kids are cute, who are they your nephews?"...she said.."no they are mine"

I asked this ho3 how old her kids were....she said...

6,7,8,10,11,13



.......?

Moral of the Story, Chicks be Lyin Man[/quote]This is a coded message to ...?

[quote author=Mynd_44]What?[/quote]That was harsh man.

[quote author=Mynd_44]Define "many" just because you walk with a bunch of childish bimbos you call friends does not mean everyone is like that.
The world is bigger than you think[/quote]OMG

What a sunday. May we never see ur like again.

Kaduna: mtn browsing is 1000 times slower than pentium 1. Glo nd etisalat ar ok, don't knw about zain.

hardleyC: Ohhh, That baby never will suck mama's milk,
wont feel mama's warmth,probably wil be brought up by a step mum coz dad's gat to remarry.

I never read ur articles / publications but i shed a tear for u coz of ur baby! i m so heartbroken coz i know the vulnerability of that lil angel ryt now!

God, u know best, pls take care of this baby.

Sleep on sis,(hope u were saved).

Adieu!

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People do underrate GEJ. It was not only luck/fate that got him to where he is now, he must have schemed his way through. The only problem is that he has failed to impact on the lives of many ordinary Nigerians esp those who braved alot of odds to vote him in.

Bisjosh: RESTLESS

self seeking bit/ch.

A very instructive fable but a very bad analogy.

The comments that appear on nairaland thread these days; ethnic bashing, tribalistic idiocy and their like has turned Nairaland into fo.ols paradise.

Was his determined from his age certificate or declaration of age document. Btw congrats to him.

This should be moved to the jokes section.

The former Libyan intelligence officer convicted of the Lockerbie bombing, Abdelbaset Ali al Megrahi, has died, his brother has told Reuters news agency.

East Renfrewshire Council, which is supposed to receive updates about his condition following his early release from prison, has said it has received no official confirmation of his death but it is investigating.

A Scottish court in 2001 convicted him of the 1988 attack on Pan Am flight 103, but he was released on compassionate grounds in 2009 because doctors said he was battling cancer and had only three months to live.

Since then there have been reports that al Megrahi has either died or was close to death, only for these to be later denied.

Sky's political editor Adam Boulton said it was difficult to get the latest reports confirmed by Libyan authorities because he is now a private citizen.

But he said there was "no doubt that this news will have a very significant impact".

"The American government always opposed the release of Megrahi on compassionate grounds back in 2009 - as indeed did David Cameron, then the leader of the Conservative opposition," he said.

"So the death of this convicted man... will I think help in drawing a line under that period where relations with Colonel Gaddafi's Libya were in active play, where there was give and take on both sides.

"But we should remember that the Scottish government of Alex Salmond... has always insisted that the decision to release the man they held in custody was entirely based on compassionate grounds - on the medical advice that he had very little time to live."

The former British ambassador to Libya Oliver Miles said his death would not automatically trigger any inquiry into the early release of Megrahi, which angered relatives of the victims.

All 259 people on the airliner died and 11 others on the ground in the Scottish town of Lockerbie were killed.



http://uk.news.yahoo.com/convicted-lockerbie-bomber-megrahi-dead-122252229.html

Any election contested by General Buhari will be free and fair only when He wins, Born to rule indeed.

rokiatu: Thanks for adding on to my fear.

Thank you very much. Now my stomach is hurting me.

God why us?

LWKMD

lefulefu: i get one pally wey e be say na younger girls dey always dey trip for am.him sef dey wonder at it.he dey im late thirties so dis my pally wan know wether person in his late 30s fit qualify to be a sugar daddy.he no too get money like dat sha.Na vulcaniser he be but he don dey grow big belle and he like to wear native all the time.so is my pally qualified to be a sugar daddy?

Nice poem

greateros: oh ma gad! 190 has escaped again!

LWKMD BTW, this source close to BH got me thinking. Methinks journallists and politicians are just the same.

otokx: Are these people not tired of stale jokes?

I wonder ooooooooooooooo

This guy is unbelievable if this story checks out. How I wish the people in power wil learn from his plight.