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Celebrities › Re: "My Child Don Bad" - Ngozi Nwosu Reacts To Her Daughter Giving Her Backside by Tyche(m): 5:14pm On May 08, 2019
BOOOMNAIJA:
The poster above me has completely lost touch of what beauty means.....

Below is real beauty.....

And you want to make heaven
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 10:34am On May 08, 2019
gobuchinny:
Nigeria's problem are very similar to India grin..india has alotta tribes and their cast system cannot be rivalled in the whole world grin..yet strike worked and is working perfectly there grin

Its the same system that produces same results bro..the principles employed in engineering in the West can be replicated in the East..yes sometimes systems can be twerked to suit specific environments but the foundation remains the same...the problem is the people occupying a land mass not the land mass..if you relocate Nigerians to China and vice versa..in 50 years China will be Nigeria and Nigeria will be China grin
You are right, tribalism is even worse in India than Nigeria
Autos › Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Tyche(m): 10:30pm On May 06, 2019
Disruption
Family › Re: Nigerian Lady Who Declared Mum Missing 4 Days Ago Finds Out She Died In Accident by Tyche(m): 1:17am On May 06, 2019
May her soul find peace.
Celebrities › Re: OG's From Wizkid's Hood At Shitta, Surulere, Mad At Him For Not "Settling" Them by Tyche(m): 10:57am On May 05, 2019
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Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Apologizes To Eniola Badmus For "Fat Shaming" Her by Tyche(m): 10:48am On May 05, 2019
Where's the apology? After stabbing her and twisting the knife, then saying sorry
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 7:47am On May 05, 2019
Crvrider:
Hello guys! What was it like for you guys doing uber for the first time with regards to navigating the city especially Lagos? Hope to start uber soon once my license is out but I feel navigating the city will be my biggest challenge yet. Any tips and tricks, anyone?
Cc: Jesusson2020
Politics › Re: Nigeria Under Siege As Kidnappers Target Presidency by Tyche(m): 12:19pm On May 04, 2019
BuhariAdvocate:
I blame pdp.

Politics › Re: Okorocha Proposes End To Igbo Traditional Institutions Outside South-East by Tyche(m): 12:13pm On May 04, 2019
immhotep:
We need Eze Ndigbo in this Nairaland, given the obsession with Igbo matters here grin


Cc lzaa adaibeku
grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Okorocha Proposes End To Igbo Traditional Institutions Outside South-East by Tyche(m): 11:21am On May 04, 2019
Endorsed. The Eze ndIgbo thing, for every nook and cranny is completely uncalled for.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 10:50pm On May 03, 2019
jesusson2020:
If I bring 5 people out of poverty by introducing them to Uber is not a bad thing in front of God.

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 4:03pm On May 03, 2019
izzou:
Thanks for the info

Let me tell my friends in the banking sector to resign immediately
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Family › Re: Closed by Tyche(m): 8:15am On May 03, 2019
@Realamy

Your story looks legit, but your chances of finding what you are looking for here is like searching for a needle in a haystack.

You have carried on thus far yourself so keep on keeping on. The help you are searching for will definitely reach you in due course.

Peace
Politics › Re: Clara And Sullivan Chime Divorce: Husband Only Had Sex With Me On Wedding Day by Tyche(m): 10:53pm On May 02, 2019
NobleAngell:
She's demanding 500k monthly for maintaining one child? Is he a website?
grin grin grin

Politics › Re: Musa Umar, Buhari’s In-law Kidnapped In Daura by Tyche(m): 9:48pm On May 01, 2019
prince3009:
I heard that some yorubas are actually praying for Buhari to die in office so commissioner osibande will become president and I took it with a pinch of salt but with this comment of yours, it is definitely true!

So you are praying for buhari to die in office in a year or two? cheesy cheesy

I am sorry to disappoint you but I wish to remind you that you are dealing with Fulanis who are 10 steps ahead of yorubas when it comes to politics!

PYO will never be president of Nigeria neither will Tinubu or Fashola!

The fulanis have grabbed power and will make sure they hold it square and fair!!

Whoever saw that "vision" you talked about was high on Erujeje mixed with sapele weed when he/she saw what they saw!

Thank you!
You don take your medicine so?
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Wants To Make Money From Churchill Her Ex Husband's Saga, Here's How by Tyche(m): 5:52pm On May 01, 2019
Naijaguy123:
Typical ibo , everything is money money money . I only pity the foolish mr Churchill that married her in the first place. How much was Tonto worth before he marry that guy ,the moment she stole few millions from Churchill she want divorce.
Go choke on your sh!t, shameless, deranged and imbecillic tribalist
Family › Re: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by Tyche(m): 5:50pm On May 01, 2019
templeinyou:
Two things are involved, your husband cares and not sexually strong as you want and your sexual partner may be sexually strong and may not care, so, is choice
So, there's no complete package?
Politics › Re: Youth Donate 2 Million Nairas For Governor Bello’s Expression Of Interest by Tyche(m): 12:30pm On May 01, 2019
yarimo:
YAHAYA BELLO man of the masses carry on sir.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Venezuelans Will Be Learners Compare To What Will Hit Nigerians by Tyche(m): 12:25pm On May 01, 2019
tellmanny:
... However, contrary to your opinion about Nigeria, Venezuela practices Socialism. All companies were nationalized, most of the foreign investors ran away.
Wake up sir, this is 2019 and learn to study. So so much to learn rather than live a local e- champion for the gullibles.
QED
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Ajax: UCL Semi Finals (0 - 1) On 30th April 2019 by Tyche(m): 8:48pm On Apr 30, 2019
YoungAncient1:
Then it will be a good thing. We have youth players both on loan and in the U-18 that can be moulded by him. We also have a few players in the first team that will fit in. Just make Kante the captain in the first place.
Your head is there
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Ajax: UCL Semi Finals (0 - 1) On 30th April 2019 by Tyche(m): 8:32pm On Apr 30, 2019
DamonSalvatore:
what's wrong with azpi and luiz??
azpi is doing very fine in that RB position
Azpi is not long term any more. As for Luiz, his lack of concentration when it matters is well documented
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Ajax: UCL Semi Finals (0 - 1) On 30th April 2019 by Tyche(m): 8:20pm On Apr 30, 2019
DamonSalvatore:
he uses 4 2 3 1

azpi rudiger luiz alonso
.....kante jorginho
willian barkley harzard
....... higuan...

wetin de there?
Still undecided about Jorginho, plus it's hard to maintain one system in the PL all season long
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Ajax: UCL Semi Finals (0 - 1) On 30th April 2019 by Tyche(m): 8:11pm On Apr 30, 2019
YoungAncient1:
Chelsea should sign Erik Ten Hag of Ajax to replace Sarri.
All the squad have to go for his system to work
Family › Re: I Cheated On My Husband With A Guy From Work And I Don't Know What To Do. by Tyche(m): 5:21pm On Apr 30, 2019
Here to read comments
Politics › Re: The Ministers Who Must Not Return To Buhari’s Cabinet by Tyche(op): 12:36pm On Apr 30, 2019
CharleyBright:
Fashola
Yes and no, imho. The ministries under him should be unbundled.

BRF is capable of handling the works and housing ministry considering what he did in Lagos.
Politics › The Ministers Who Must Not Return To Buhari’s Cabinet by Tyche(op): 12:31pm On Apr 30, 2019
By JAAFAR JAAFAR

I have not known a Nigerian president who left his cabinet intact, for better or worse, throughout his tenure than President Muhammadu Buhari. He is so allergic to change that he maintained the portfolio of the ministers for nearly four years.

The best sinecure in the world, editorial board of Guinness World Records will agree with me, is the Buhari cabinet job. No assessment, no sack, no queries and, of course, no worries.

Barring incidences of resignation (Amina Mohammed, Kayode Fayemi, etc), the media-induced sack of Babachir Lawan and Kemi Adeosun and the death of James Ocholi, no cabinet reshuffle took place in more than three and a half years. It took the president over one year to replace James Ocholi who died in road accident on March 6, 2016.

Suspected ritualists kill 80-year-old woman in Ondo •Sever breasts

In his wisdom, President Buhari believes Nigeria’s capital city Abuja deserves a minister who failed to replace the burnt-out bulbs of Abuja streetlights in more than three years, or Defence and Interior ministers under whom Boko Haram, herdsmen and kidnappers killed thousands of people or a minister of Labour who advocates brain drain of doctors.

When terrorists attacked Sri Lanka churches and killed hundreds of worshippers last week, President Maithripala Sirisena sacked the defence secretary and police chief, for their failure to protect the lives of the people.

In December 2018, Amnesty International Nigeria released a damning report on the wave of killings in Nigeria. According to the report, 3,641 people were killed between 2016 and 2018 in the conflict between herdsmen and farmers across the country. The report, entitled “Harvest of Death: Three Years of Bloody Clashes Between Farmers and Herders,” said further that the number would have been significantly reduced had security operatives acted

Instead of President Buhari to look inward, make some changes in the security architecture and strategise, the presidency dismissed the report as “largely outdated”. And the killings go on and on because one has to admit there’s a problem before one identifies the solution.

Almost all members of the Buhari cabinet, if performance and competence really matter in Nigeria, do not deserve reappointment. With the exception of Vice President Yemi Osinbajo and a couple of ministers, Buhari’s cabinet deserves the boot.

The problem with President Buhari himself is sheer incompetence. The old man’s incompetence is so infectious that his lieutenants suffer the same ailments. It is disturbing that the president of a country like Nigeria doesn’t know anything about statecraft. And even more disturbing is the fact that he doesn’t know he’s living in a fool’s paradise. Baba simply doesn’t know he doesn’t know. If you are looking for one person in the entire cabinet who does not deserve “reappointment” is the president. For his penchant for junkets, if really Buhari wants to hold a ministerial portfolio in the next cabinet it should be Foreign Affairs not Petroleum.

A friend at the presidency recently told me a scary story about the Buhari presidency. According to him, the president believes that whatever goes to his desk was meant to be signed without scrutiny. Another insider said the president’s cousin, Mamman Daura, vets the president’s memos before Federal Executive Council meetings and sometimes overrides the council’s decision.

But Buhari’s monochromatic view of modern statecraft manifested in the merging of key ministries to “reduce cost”. Which cost, for heaven’s sake? This counter-productive action, orchestrated by the Ahmed Joda-led transition committee, has created administrative bottleneck and slowed down governance. For instance, the merging of ministries of Power, Works and Housing is one of the biggest blunders of the Buhari presidency. Power is devolved for efficiency, better targeted public services and accelerated growth. This is the point the gerontocrats handling Buhari missed.

With the paper tiger president we have today, even the ministers are fighting each other or fighting with heads of some key parastatals because the president doesn’t sanction. At one point, there were Amaechi-Sirika feud; Kachikwu-Baru feud, Adamu Adamu-Onwuka feud; Isaac Adewole-Yusuf feud, etcetera etcetera. Unlike during the past administrations where ministers of state were given clear schedule of duties by the president to oversee some parastatals, a source told me that ministers of states this time are left almost redundant. With the exception of minister of state for Aviation, Hadi Sirika, the technical aides of some senior ministers are more powerful than ministers of state.

Top on the list of ministers who do not deserve a comeback is the minister of Federal Capital Territory, Mohammed Musa Bello. The minister is mostly visible seeing off or receiving Nigeria’s nomadic presidency jetting out for greener medicare or returning from junket.

Bello’s predecessors had built districts with accompanying infrastructure, installed and energized street lights and provided functional transport system, but Bello’s primitive policies have led to the creation of more slums, darkness, and whatnot?

Under Bello’s eyes, slums in Galadimawa, Durumi, Guzape, etc are slowly consuming the capital city. While Akinwunmi Ambode is solving transport crisis in Lagos by building modern terminals and purchasing more buses, the story is different in Abuja. Every time I drove past a line of commuters in Area 1 or Berger Junction, my heart bled. As a result of incompetence of a minister, commuters who left their offices at 4pm may not get chances of reaching their homes until 7pm or above. Taxis park and pick passengers everywhere, just as agberos take over major junctions.

Those who know the current FCT minister say he is not corrupt. Really? Well, Nasir El-Rufai is remembered as the best FCT minister because of the developments he brought and the problems he solved. His competence and starling achievements have overshadowed whatever shortcomings he might have had. It is good to have a combination of competence and incorruptibility in an administrator, but in the absence of this combo in one person, I will choose the opposite of the latter. Personally I will rather give my car to a corrupt but competent mechanic than a trustworthy but incompetent mechanic. The keyword is service delivery.

In Abuja, even before the approval grazing reserve, Bello has allowed cows to take over the city as their grazing reserve. From the Three Arms Zone to Asokoro, Garki down to Maitama areas, cows are allowed to scavenge freely.

Transport system in the capital city is operated by rickshaws, okadas and all manner commercial vehicles without strict regulations.

The minister of state for Transport (Aviation), Hadi Sirika, should have tendered his resignation last year when the much-publicised Nigeria Air deal bungled after gulfing millions of dollars.

Although I have respect for the minister of Education, Adamu Adamu, but I faulted his appointment as the senior Minister of Education in November 2015 because it negates the principles of “square peg in a square hole” espoused by the Buhari administration. Hear my points: “I fail to see sense in elevating Adamu Adamu, a trained accountant, above a professor of Education and former vice chancellor as minister in charge of the Ministry of Education.

“Much as former President Goodluck Jonathan loved Barrister Nyosom Wike, he only made him Minister of State for Education, below Professor Rukayyatu Ahmed Rufai – a professor of Education. That was fair. Even after sacking Professor Rufai, Jonathan still did not place Wike above Malam Ibrahim Shekarau in the ministry.”

While some ministers suffer from chronic incompetence, inefficiency and corruption, Adamu Adamu’s case is just inefficiency.

If the president has cause to reappoint Adamu, let it not be minister of Education. For his financial discipline, Adamu will make a good Accountant General of the Federation.

In Buhari’s new cabinet, I would not like to see characters like Chris Ngige, Lai Mohammed, Audu Ogbe, Solomon Dalung, Adebayo Shittu, Mansur Dan-Ali, Isaac Adewole, Ogbonnaya Onu, Abubakar Malami, etc.
What are your thoughts? Let's be objective and reasonable.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m):
izzou:
It does not speak volume of anything sir

[b]Dangote is planning to sell his flour mill doesnt mean the business is not profitable. Other flour mills are doing well


Yes, the business is tough now. Only die hard drivers can afford to save after rentals. But it still boils down to having your own structure and strategy. Dru found his, and it's working for him

I don't make as much as that jesus guy makes because I still have other plans, and I dedicate time and days for other plans too. It brings me money or information too

Everyone has his own reasons for driving a car in this business

Uber is just a means to an end for me. It's not an end in itself [/b]
You are right. But the truth is that the profit margin is not what it used to be and is dwindling, as compared to his other lines of business. Moreso, FMN has flour as it's core business and is always upping the game while Dangote and their likes are playing catch up.

He's never going to sell his cement business, he's currently dominating it, and will do so for the foreseeable future. The companies that tried challenging that dominance, including FMN, have since moved on.

Truth is, if a mechanic, or any mechanic for that matter, not necessarily Gazzuzz, will abandon ehailing, then we need to take note.

Ride-sharing has seen it's Glory days of renting but it's long past. There's still money if you follow the business model; driving yourself.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 3:46pm On Apr 29, 2019
Xneg:
This post is childish and funny, when did gazzuzz become a yardstick for comparing success of a business? If he doesn't know how to do the business does not mean the business is bad. So because he chose to sit on the fence, others should follow, anyway what I've discovered is that the serious people making money on uber are not even on nairaland.
You are being overly emotional chief.

Let's look at it objectively, Gazzuzz is a mechanic, he knows all the long and short cut to maintaining a vehicle, sourcing spares, etc.

If he can leave the biz, it speaks volumes of the business.

Honestly, except you are driving yourself, it's easier for the camel to pass through the eyes of the needle than for you to break even the way the business is going these days.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 12:08pm On Apr 29, 2019
GAZZUZZ:
one day draw a graph of your capital, your expenditure and income, if you do that you will know uber was not designed for rental. You have spent more than you have gained and vehicles value will drop so drastically even when you want to cash out.
Methinks he's more interested in the consistent cash flow than ROI. Sadly. Most business men hardly do this, once money is coming in on a daily basis, they are comfortable.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 12:05pm On Apr 29, 2019
eherbal:
dru23 forgot to change his moniker cheesy
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Tyche(m): 11:24am On Apr 27, 2019
franksam2009:
Seriously if Uber should continue giving me mature male riders especially mainland men, I will quit.
I picked up one yeye man and his wife for 500 naira short distance trip, only for them to be disturbing me to enter every red traffic light we come across, saying that road safety won't do anything 2 me cos it's weekend, just imagine rubbish.
I was so angry already cos this man talks faster than a parrot and he won't stop talking, he talks as if he wants to hit me
I just jejely told him sir I'm sorry to say, but if you ask me to beat any traffic light again, I will instantly end the trip and drop you off on the express way. D man just quietly shut up
We got to his destination Las Las na ordinary 550 naira, I just collected it and instantly gave to a begger without even looking at d money, d man just open mouth dey look
How do you guys deal with riders always pushing you to break traffic rules?
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