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Why are most people calling her mama ngozi? Is her daughter or son named ngozi or her own name is ngozi? Mama ngozi is a woman who give birth to a baby name ngozi. Point of correction

Why is palmoil soup so bad when you in the east were the one producing most of the oil... Why produce it when its bad for someone to use it cook and why use it in your soup too... And in response ofe grounut oil... Palm oil is way better than anything in soup even oyinbo confirms it...

Gejpresident:
God using church to do great things world wide


Why Satan using Islam to destroy mankind world wide


God punish Islam, allah and MuhamMad.


eg Pakistan Syria Egypt Iraq Iran Somalia Yemen Isis iqada Taliban bokoharam ashabab and many more
Anywhere there is problem in this world check the cos is Islam

My good people of nairaland there is no day u turn to your satalite TV eg CNN aljazeera BBC that u gonna see good thing coming from Muslim world, middle east everyday bombing, killing, maiming all in the name of allah

God why didn't u allow ismeal die with that useless girl.

God why did u allow MuhamMad to be use by Satan to start a religion called Islam

God pls do something or else this good world u created Islam want to destroy it

you talk out of sense man... Am not a muslim but i will correct you for things you dont know... The name allah is what arabs call God just like you say God in your own traditional language and besides being a muslim or christian and you are aggressive doesnt mean the religion makes you aggressive its just your behaviour so dont hide under any religion... Just because you are a christian doesnt mean you are pure or others doesnt believe in God. So you shut your trap and let God judge people not you trying to be God.

timawoku:
*In Biggie's voice*

What do you think all the condom brands are for?

in tiny voice
condoms are not 100% safe man still condom is not the best solution and your condom might even tear during sloting hahahahaha lol

YOU ARE ALL SHOUTING ABOUT BIAFRA AT ALL IGBO SHOULD GO TO THE EAST FIRST THEN OTHER TRIBES WILL KNOW YOU PEOPLE REALLY WANNA SPLIT THAT IS A GOOD START

Freemanan:
Lol.... Baddo
The court has taken judicial notice of your submission tho

you are funny freemanan lol

Freemanan:
But societies has turned this theory on it's head... They now see women as subordinate to men....

well everyone has right to their idea but let me shed more light on it... God himself who created us said so in the bible.. Read genesis and not every word in the bible is direct most are like proverbs... Question is why cant God create a woman from soil like he created man... Its not that he cant do it but he wants us to understand something and that thing is we men are more greater than women if you want to prove me wrong then let your wife rule your house for 3 months and see what will happen lol... But dont tell anyone just me lol hahahaha

Freemanan:
Your points are well penned.... But some women are evidence and references to counter your argument...

let them quote and state their facts and i will give them the right answers with fact. So many women tried but at end they will say okay oooo men are strange with their ways...lol

Men and women can never be equal cos you cant compare a cargo plane with a local plane or private jet... Though they can all fly but they work differently. A cargo can carry tones of loads even more human compare to local or private planes... But private gat comfy cozy things which cargo doesnt have and they can carry tones of load... So my point is men are better than woman in marry ways and the percentage is men 80 women 20. Men think fast and straight, men are faster and stronger, men are more logical and women are more emotional and still there are even men that are more emotional than women... E.g gays...e.t.c so many other points but am done with this little and last of it God created man first then created another from the rib bone so you wanna compare a rib bone to a full bone? Lol God himself knows what he did... Lol women are just for not to get lonely and blame it on adam he caused everything

Nonso23:
"dirty water no get effect for African belle?"
Remember?

if dirty water are not causing harm for africans then why do africans have high population of typoid fever? You drink bad water, you see the counter attack o

its not ecaggeration... Who will do this and wont sweat... Come to think of it... fun or not fun its still gross and have you seen where they do kunu... Thinking of the flies alone wont make you drink kunu in your life time... Truth is its complete gross to do it this way there are other better and neater ways of making palm oil not washing your feet in what people will put to their mouth... If someone wash his or her leg neatly and use it to feed you food will you eat it? Or if someone use a clean new potty to give you water, will you drink?

Sveen:
From a male Nairalander:

Few days ago, his new wife sent a
stinker text message to his mum asking
her to butt out of thier marriage. I can't go
into details as to what brought about this
situation but I wanted to find out from
other men how they would react if their
wives sent an insulting text message to
their mum. He hadn't spoken to or eaten
her food since his mum forwarded the
text to him. He hadn't even discussed it
with her but she knows he knew. According to him, he loves his mum to death and the thought of
someone, especially his wife, sending her
a belittling text makes him so mad. What
should he do?

Cc. ishilove

no wife can have the guts to insult my ma... I would sit her down and talk a hellish sense into her to know how to interact with my ma and then i will try settling my ma too and talk to her about it to forgive the wife and correct my ma for her wrong doings... But no wife can talk to my ma cos if everything become hell, a wife will leave you but mother will always stay and if my ma had not be there through out my life time, will i be a man she is gonna love and marry? Well the guy can settle it but take it harder on the wife cos women are not easy to control in this kinda situation and they may repeat this same thing... If she wants to talk about my ma, she will come through me first not direct to my ma... In the yoruba land its a big insult not just on the man but on his whole family cos it means he cant handle his wife and marriage. Peace man

Lol he must be having a midnight sun madness...

Macmilla:
Coming from a poor family is different from being extremely dirty. I'll say it over and over, if your girlfriend is extremely dirty, mine is NOT.

okay for me to believe your gf is not dirty ask her these questions... How many time do you go and urinate and you wash your pussy and hands? How many weeks do you keep your hair before doing another? If its a week or 2 max then that is okay, how many time did she normaly take her baths daily, how many time did she use to use wash her face with a cleanser after than 1 kilo of make up on her face... These questions are just tip of an iceburg and if she cant do that daily then i think she is really dirty man... From the last time i checked women are to clean up more often cos they need it

No 11 is they will tell you i hate sex whereas they are devil on bed after you confuse them enough.

sex is ment for girls cos they have 80000 nerves just for pleasure in their pussy and we men gat only 40000 still they act like we guys are the one enjoying it most and they are feeling pain lol... They can have multiple and strong orgasm and men can never have such and in addition they tell you i dont like sex at all or am not in tha mood for sex and when you confuse her and have a chance to her honey pot then you see she is all wet like a rag in the river... Girls are not that complicated but nigerian girls made them selves that complicated than every girl in the world and think guys are stupid... Its not about hate but its about low mentalites. girls who is very expose wont do most of these things.

Macmilla:
I strongly disagree with your no. 11. This thread is not for women hating, just pointing their funny features. If your girlfriend is extremely dirty, mine is NOT, and most guys here will also disagree with you.

tah the numb 11 is right and forget about hate... When a girl comes to your room/house she will tell you different things and point out how unclean you are and if you go to her own house even the chair wey dem dey use no go allow you sit cos you'd be scared there is bedbug in it and in addition you will wonder how come a figure 8 girl came from such house or maybe you are dreaming... Unless your girl friend is from ikoyi or snake island or magodo phase 2

QueenHeart:
seriously I dnt understnd dats y am asking Nl

queenheart dont let them confuse you... Let me be more frank with you... A guy who is serious and really wanna propose to you will never say such thing... As nigerians we know this words are only used for olosho not just a norm girl... If you love the guy ask him what he meant by that and if he should tell you something else or never wanted to tell you anything about it, then you should leave him cos he gat nothing for you as a future gift except his di*k in your honey pot. And if he tells you the truth then you gat to talk to him about that and if you think you see his true intention then leave him and dont force yourself on him cos you might hurt your feelings except if you are someone desperate.

QueenHeart:
f**king me for d rest of his life hmmmmm is dat a way of proposing

that is not called a proposal angel, it is called lust and guys can sometimes confuse lust as love but who knows if he truely loves you and wanted to show how much he loves you... Cos guys tend to think differently and see things differently compare to a woman... We are more direct and he might be saying that directly in which woman can never express such words even when really in love with a guy... I just hope you understand my explainations?

Would you date/marry someone who loves you but you didnt love or someone who you love dearly but didnt love you?
Just wanna know how nigerians view what they call the true love...

No wonder why we are having few marriages in nigeria nowadays... Women take themselves as some kinda God guys should worship and all these shit is bullshit... I wish guys can be like these fucking type of women then we will see who will beg for mercy...

smsshola:
Please I need a mature advice am really confuse as u can c I can't sleep because of d problem am going tru Btw my finance and my mother. Read my story and give ur advice:

I was born in a family of 5 my two sis, my mum and my dad..lost my dad few yrs ago so all ds while it has bn tru d struggle of my mum wt pain and hard labor she was able to c me tru uni days..

Today am working wt one of d oil company and relatively doing well and ok, though still praying fo better height. Now my problem start wen I brought a lady home fo my marriage and my mum opposed to d affairs wt reason she won't say;I also came wt anoda lady nd she said there is no way cos she has gone for prayer and dey told her it won't work.

The bone of contention is d current lady am dating;a lady dt we both love our selves and to be truthful to u guys she loves me more dn I do fo her and am also ready to settle down wt her;but after introducing her to my mum she said she wl go nd pray abt our future together as Hus and wify;she came back saying our early days together wl b okay but at old age we won't b compatible nd dt many dangers wl emerge.

Nairalander's am so confuse dt i don't kno what to do this state of mine led mi to ask one of my colleague out wh she consented and we av started dating,she even introduce me to her mum and her family I took a dangerous step and tell my mum abt her after two days she called me dt she has prayed and dt my colleague is my real wife...According to her d imam or pastor confirmed we ar okay to marry.

This her statement throw me into disarray cos the real lady dt love me wt all her might is not taking things lightly she is not ready to believe my mum tale dt we are not meant fo each other:while my colleague dt I just try my luck on her is now d one my mother is saying she is my wife even though she is not from my tribe,but d first one is from our tribe.

Nairalanders help me, wish shu I go for?Shu I neglect my mum advice and marry d lady dt loves me so much or I Shu leave her and marry my colleague based on my mother advice? Pls help a confuse fellow.

I will tell you to go for the girl... You will see that sooner or later if your mom truely loves you, she will love what you love... Besides even if your mom chooses one for you and it happens that something happened in the future, will you blame your mom? Even if you blame your mom, what diff will it makes? So forget and go for something that will make you happy cos your mom aint gonna live your life man and as time goes on she is gonna part ways with yall or you might loose the diamond ring to another man and you might end up blaming yourself in which you will carry the scar forever... Love can heal anything if the love is real and forget you will not encounter anything even if there is fight between you guys in future the love you have for each other will mend the hearts again...

I will tell you to go for the girl... You will see that sooner or later if your mom truely loves you, she will love what you love... Besides even if your mom chooses one for you and it happens that something happened in the future, will you blame your mom? Even if you blame your mom, what diff will it makes? So forget and go for something that will make you happy cos your mom aint gonna live your life man and as time goes on she is gonna part ways with yall or you might loose the diamond ring to another man and you might end up blaming yourself in which you will carry the scar forever... Love can heal anything if the love is real and forget you will not encounter anything even if there is fight between you guys in future the love you have for each other will mend the hearts again...

He wants to be f**king you for the rest of his life... Bleep is a slang we use sometimes for oshodi... It means f**king and i bet for a guy to tell you that, you must have a great ass... Damn!

Francis5:
Buhahahah! Yoruba pastors. Men of God indeed

yeah you talk so much about the yorubas... This is common between nigerians... When they tend to love something so much, they will rather make fun of it than admit that thing is nice or good... I think you like the yoruba ways and culture or the way they respect a lot... Well try say you love yorubas intead of poking and talking about them in an ugly way... There is no crime in that man.

lilprinze:
APC should Stop the noise, assume power and let's see the change they promised. Lamentations to cover future inadequacies will not help the APC. if they feel the enormity of the task ahead is beyond them they should shut the f**k up and step down.

they are not saying they wont do it or its more than what they can handle but what they are trying to say is that nigerians shouldnt expect a fast change like we are hoping cos things are extremely bad and it will take time get it balanced. And in advance its part of political boasts but i know there will be changes compare to GEJ time in service

Gr8amechi:
I took my time to watch the video carefully, now for that man on black shirt, he said the simple truth and wasn't sentimental unlike the last man who call himself chief that knows history only for him to be reading from paper, its a disgrace for a chief not to know his own origin but depend on written note. My questions are why was it that delta was never part of the Igbo throughout state creations what is the difference between Biafra and Igbo ?? does it mean that Igbo is the official language of Biafra??

biafra is a no land and its not even in any map of the world... So there is nothing like biafra its just a word used by the igbo people. And in truth not all people in the SE are igbo due to migration so if some from SE tells you that he or she is not an igbo then i think the person is right even if they speak igbo language... I speak igbo and it doesnt make me an igbo boy its just like igbo speaking yoruba in the west.

DavidGodwin:
Well, U must elaborate. Youths of nowadays have ways of twisting English words to suit their LUSTY SOULS!!!

its not about the youths of nowadays, its the people who translated the injin inwhich we now called the bible... They translate most word to their taste and make mistakes like using he for a woman. So watch before you speak about corrections

TheSonOfMark:

LOL. There have rumours about such 'sexcapades'. I'd not go down that lane so the Catholics on Nairaland wouldn't incinerate me for heresy.

lol i feel you hahahahaha.. But its just the truth they will never wanna admit... Its just like saying nigerian politicians are fraud but they (the politicians) will never agree with you.... Lol

epelumi42:
Please, no. I'm not trying to woo her. Just felt like giving her a mention. I do have someone in mind though.

you want to woo a nigerian girl with just words... Man you are wasting time.. Make sure you add some money or gift or those words are just words written with invicible ink... Please who can read it?

TheSonOfMark:

And extremely vulnerable too!
Their unsatisfied, heightened yet subtle curiosity about sex has always been their bane.

Enter into a pact of secrecy with them and steamy forèplay would melt their hitherto icy exterior. Piece of cake!

you are there man... Human will be human no matter what they pretend to be even the pope in rome wont tell me he had never for once had a wet dream before... Lol

DavidGodwin:
- No kissing/show of affection as its "immoral"

The bolded: Biblically, its wrong to show affection to one who isn't legally married to u.
I've been in a biblical relationship for two years now and have not done such. However any other thing that is not immoral or intended to be immoral isn't sin and it's welcomed, as far as it will cause the relationship to be strong and blossom

hey! You are wrong first i dont know the kinda version you are reading but i guess you are reading a queen semaj edition if not what verse are you quoting that from and if jesus didnt show affectionate then he would never allow that woman to wash his leg and by the way i think your pastor is quoting dog poop into you and twisting your mind like a chess game. Affectionate is good and its what brings love bonds...