₦airaland Forum

mtisTheQubit:
..ok tylann please answer that

TayserMahri:
Bruh I just need evidence that stoned farmers can farm. Hio pesa si itapotelea bro.

mtisTheQubit:
msee its good ya using swa kueleza hii story

XhosaNostra:
Interesting. Where does it originate from? Because it's strange to me that I can understand certain words in Swahili & yet I can't understand Shona for instance.

TayserMahri:
Main Campus Im afraid juu si ni nyinyi mnatulimia hii kenya. WTH bro? We cant have stoned farmers

Jonraid:
I really don't know, everything looks normal for me. If the rumours are true,we can perhaps look at the profitable public universities and compare how KU is faring.

TayserMahri:
What do they do to make it work?

Yeah those ones

TayserMahri:


Used to do a little weed. Lakini muguka ni ya nini msee. Muguka plus Somali khat is so classless. No dignity. Ama sijawai ona muguka boss

TayserMahri:
I know Psychologically speaking braggarts are the least successful. If you come across a guy esp boasting of their exploits just know they're probably still virgins. I didnt know its the same for you queens as well.

Btw my Xhosa friend, when I was young I heard about this condition called Vagina Dentata where some women have a toothed vagina and I feared women like hell. Didnt want to put my d1ck in there It was confounded by weird stories that used to be happen in Kenya where men got stuck in there. DAMN! glad it was all myth. I would still be a virgin

XhosaNostra:
Yes, I understand the difference of course. In fact, I can understand a very few things when you guys write it. It has some similarities with our Nguni group of languages.

XhosaNostra:
IDK

Btw Tylann, is Swahili to Kenya what Pidgin is to Nigeria? By that I mean, an all-inclusive language that everyone can speak or understand, while still having one's own home language.

TayserMahri:
Walter white

TayserMahri:
DAAAYUM!

yur a mathematician sis

Ok, lets do this. Am a mathematician too. If XhosaNostra can lay infinite men in her 30 yrs of existence, how many more men would she lay in her lifetime

XhosaNostra:
What does that mean?

TayserMahri:
biz gani msee kuna kale ka skull huchoma weed kwa ngoma fulani ya nicki ganja burn am sure that was you

XhosaNostra:
"Tylann's" baby soft hands

XhosaNostra:
Are you coal black for you to be needing special lighting to take pictures at night? Abeg! Bricka net daar

I bet it's still hard work though. Big ups to you

XhosaNostra:
Then let me see them like you promised

Wow, colour me surprised, Young McDonald

XhosaNostra:
A real vege garden? You don't strike me as someone with green fingers. Yellow stained fingers, yes

XhosaNostra:
What did you do to make it so exceptional?

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. Stop it.

How was your day?

XhosaNostra:
Lol, maybe

XhosaNostra:
...

XhosaNostra:
Tsek!

XhosaNostra:

SuperIgbo1:
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You're a stark illiterate.

Discuss facts and, stop hallucinating. You've never posted a two-paragrah comment on here and, you believe you defeated me intellectually. How and when? You keep using words you don't even know the meanings.

Stop looking for soft landing. The difference between the Nigerian ethnic groups is one who's best educated - with fact backings not, some Lagos-Ibadan Expressway fabrications. And also, one who built warheads in 60s. Igbos having the highest middle class speaks volume.

And stop, denying your maternal yoorobeer folks. Talking about disgracing Nigeria, have seen one Igbo strafing himself with bombs to go blow up a plane? That's synonymous with yoorobeer folks and their awusa cousins. Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab is not Igbo. Tell us again, have you seen one Igbo with human head, fingers or genitals?

PetroDollax:
Breaking News.....Election observer shot dead in Enugu, Nigeria

PetroDollax:
Welcome to Shitnigeria, the undisputed champion of poverty! Thunder fire your poverty mouth Fuckeduppedness I weep for your stvpidity . Poverty, foolishness and stvpidity are the fastest growing growing industry in nigeria rdinary election and people are being killed,raped

Nigeria and poverty/violence are like 5 and 6

XhosaNostra:
Nonsense!

Just30:
i dont know about that
ask the Kenyans

forgiveness:
Is that not going on in Kenya too?

forgiveness:
Allow the coastal part of Kenya to go na.