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What she doesn't know won't kill her


A lot of the happily married women in Nigeria have learned to turn a blind eye

Go and seek advice from elders



Only if the man is broke but why should a broke guy even have a mistress?

Bro, I can't pardon a cheating partner and I don't expect my woman to pardon it too. Let's call a spade a spade. This thing is called "CHEATING".

Guy, if she cheats on you, hmmm e go pain you o. Better calm down and dump the side chick.

Ukutsgp:
i can't find such a woman. I can only find the one that knows how to cook and has good character too. I know what i want. So don't tell me that.

Good response. Don't mind those lazy, conceited ladies who refuse to learn. God will lead us to ladies of great character and awesome culinary skills.

Listen up ladies:
Just like it is the perceived responsibility of a man to "take care" of you, it is likewise a woman's responsibility to cook for her husband. If you fall short, then you are not a good wife. And your husband is just managing you. Why employ a cook when my wife can express love with her cooking skills?

passionate88:
.... I'm just scared of what marriage might turn the woman into... Nag nag nag nag nag nag.... Every little thing is nag. If I ever meet a lady that's as quiet as my mom nd I then I might just consider marriage... But alas!, they mistake arrogance for confidence.

@ the emboldened; you have said it all! Gbam!

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@ Topic:

OP you should be wary of the silence of your fiancée. You think any woman would gladly permit cheating in her marriage? She may be planning something big. Bro, just try to reciprocate her faithfulness. For your own good and that of your unborn children.

3cycle:
Lol...

Ty max come and confess, do you bite too?

Hehehe, me? Bite? Impossible.

[size=15pt]I vote for Temigracie and Rozzay[/size]

[size=28pt]O YES! It's time to vote in the candidate whom the people love.

The gorgeous, lovely, lively, intelligent, unpretentious



TEMIGRACIE[/size]

[size=15]Temigracie and Rozzay.[/size]

3cycle:
Ay is enjoying the fruits of his hardwork...
Tall, cute, rich guy with beautiful home.

Tall keee?

AbuMikey:
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I don't like it.
Its like a Casino.

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Exactly. Her lighting scheme is too "moody". It's an overkill.

Plus, her furniture doesn't compliment the interior as much as it should. The chairs and beds are too ornate for walls and ceilings which already have 3D surfaces. Emphasis is lost.

Well, she probably wanted to "finish work" on it cos it's her line of business.

Looks more like interior decor than design.

AbuMikey:
Tymax bro, that last Job was awesome.

I will need to contact You very soon.
Nice Job bro.

Thanks man. I'm glad you like it. Will be expecting your project.

herald9:
Bros lemme give you a simple test....

Stare at that apple for 30mins Let's see what will happen...


tick
tock
tick
tock

Oh your pupils are dilating...

tick
tock

you're salivating...

tick
tock
you're almost drooling..

#squeezes his shoulder... bends and whisper into his ear...


GRACE CAN'T GIVE YOU THAT APPLE BRO...

VOTE FOR AFRICANAPPLE AND GET IT FREE!!!

Lol. You try. I have to give you that one.

3cycle:
The thread was created by someone pained by my love for tall guys. I wonder why my opinion should bother that poichoz. Mtcheww...

Someone should Delete the thread jawe...

You sef! Short guy nor me be man again? You know how many short guys are governors today? Repent o.

3cycle:

Nwakpuda is pained.

So someone finally opened thread on top your matter.


Say NoTo Tall Guys

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MadCow1:
Bruv..


Lets not indulge this altercation.. I think we have made our point and clearly so.

Back to the aim of our being on this thread...

Thanks.. Any luck with what we discussed?! I really like your works men.

YES BOSS
Package received and Downloaded.

Will take a break from the campaign to do the needful.

Kachisbarbie:
Hehehehehe...pls swerve sweetee.
You ain't in a position to tell me about how to speak in cultured manner.
Fixation on your team? Lols. [size=18pt]This is my first time of addressing your 'acclaimed team'[/size] [s]...right now, I'm wondering where you drew your facile inference from.[/s]
You need them pills more. Take the whole bottle.
Thanks once again.

YOUR FIRST TIME? REALLY?
NO NEED TO WONDER... PLEASE FIND ATTACHED.

PS: IT'S ONLY A BEAUTY CONTEST. THERE WAS NO CAUSE FOR YOU TO HAVE ATTACKED ME IN YOUR PREVIOUS POST.

Kachisbarbie:
Please are you ok Sir?
Are you Madcow?

Noted @Madcow1 : I only asked you to tone it down...as much as I admire your campaigning strategies but...pls just tone it down.
Thanks

I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU SINCE YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPLY IN A CULTURED MANNER.

YOUR FIXATION ON MY TEAM IS OBVIOUS. YOU NEED TO TAKE A CHILL PILL.

YOU JUDGES NEED TO SHOW SOME IMPARTIALITY. STOP HOUNDING OUR TEAM.

[size=30pt]JUST THE OTHER DAY...[/size]

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[size=18pt]O YEAH![/size]

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Kachisbarbie:
@Madcow1
Pls...tone down on the 'wordplay'.
Just do your campaigning without referring or implied reference to other contestants.
__it would do your Contestant a lot of good.
Thanks Sir
Cc: Dygeasy

Oh please.

Give us a break will you?

herald9:
That's how you understood yours...

mine is...

When you're SAFE.. .you're free from all life threatening circumstances..

I used SAVED in the sense that you're dependent on some hero to Come rescue you....Which means you are a weakling and can't survive on your own!

HE SAVED ME!

I AM SAFE!

WHICH IS BETTER


#JOIN TEAMAFRICANAPPLETODAY?

[size=28pt]BUT...[/size]

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MadCow1:
Bro...

Send me a Message to my inbox.. we need to forge our Final line of Campaign

Right away boss.

herald9:
WITH GRACE... YOU'RE SAVED...

WITH APPLE YOU'RE SAFE...

DO YOU PREFER BEING SAFE OR BEING SAVED?


#VOTE FOR APPLE TODAY!

[size=18pt]The term "SAVED" represents a completed action. It is essentially IMMUTABLE. Conversely, "Safe" in this context makes claim to PRESENT circumstances. There is uncertainty for the future. You may be safe today. How about tomorrow?

Choose a complete package.

Choose[/size] www.nairaland.com/attachments/1832826_coollogocom7371644_png9cf6c664ab15dd0cf1a85acd58650550

Hmm this marriage thing sef. Do I want it?

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[size=14pt]Once upon a time, JAMES BLUNT saw her face "in a crowded place". He didn't know what to do. So he said...
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[size=16pt]She blushed (you know gals na ) And she asked him....
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[size=16pt]Now, I really don't need to reveal the identity of the mystery beauty do I?

Your guess is a good as mine.[/size]

[size=18pt]"Everytime I look into your eyes I see fire in there...."[/size]
-2face Idibia A.K.A 2BABA, 2011

Hmmm, even 2baba......

[size=14pt]I understand.... Just look at those exquisite eyes.[/size]

Try not to drown in them

[size=18pt]Your Grace [gréis] (n): An appellation or salutation fit for a King or Queen.[/size]

Example: She said to the Queen: "If it pleases Your Grace, we would commence the feast".

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[size=14pt]" The beauty of a woman is said to be complete when a profoundly pleasing outward appearance is mirrored within."[/size]
- Tymax, 2014

The above statement finds expression in the lovely

[size=36pt]TEMIGRACIE[/size]

[size=20pt]...AN EMISSARY OF HEAVENLY BEAUTY ON EARTH, YET HUMBLE.[/size]

[size=36pt]Team Amazing Grace[/size]

[size=18pt]VOTE FOR

The beautiful, intelligent, soft-spoken, ever-smiling, tantalizing, scintillating, mesmerizing, enchanting, vivacious, ebullient, irrepressible sweetheart of Nairaland...[/size]

[size=30pt]TEMIGRACIE[/size]