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Romance › Re: Ladies And Lies... by Tymax(m): 12:30pm On Nov 02, 2014

When your babe asks you: "honey, do I look fat?" Regardless of whatever your eye sees, there is only one answer if you want peace to reign.

Or you go shopping with her and she picks a small red dress and says "oh, I love this". Then she turns to you and asks: " honey, what do you think?" What else am I permitted to think? undecided

Look, if guys lie, then it's probably because ladies attach their happiness to it.

cool

Well I like to say it as it is. I guess that's why I'm still single.

Romance › Re: Why Can't Hot Girls Be More Humble by Tymax(m): 12:15pm On Nov 02, 2014

Lol. You can hardly find "humble" and "hot" in the same sentence.

It's the attention they get on a daily basis. Too much. But who no like fine tin?

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by Tymax(m): 12:03pm On Nov 02, 2014

Give it up for [color=#910000]TeamAmazingGrace[/color]
cool

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Romance › Re: Why Are Most Ladies Guilty Of This??? by Tymax(m): 11:16am On Nov 02, 2014

3cycle:
You are not romantic.
Smh

I believe I am. Besides, is it romantic to shorten your guy's ration?

Romance › Re: Why Are Most Ladies Guilty Of This??? by Tymax(m): 7:32am On Nov 02, 2014

Naija babes! Always falling my hand.

Romance › Re: Ladies And Lies... by Tymax(m): 7:25am On Nov 02, 2014

3cycle:
You think the devil Is a liar? Wait until you meet a Nigerian lady.

FIXED

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Romance › Re: Is It Bad To Drop Your Partner For A Better Package? by Tymax(m): 10:14pm On Nov 01, 2014

Olutola88:
hmmm! Everybody be forming good *pensive*

Bro, this is not the first time I have written similar words on nairaland. I certainly didn't care about pleasing anyone here when I wrote that.

The stark truth remains that there is always someone more beautiful, more intelligent, sexier, more fashionable, richer, in summary, better than your babe.

Just stick to what you have for peace of mind.

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Romance › Re: Things Men Want You To Tell Them Bluntly by Tymax(m): 9:57pm On Nov 01, 2014

"What is wrong" and "what do you want" are the two questions a man can ever ask that would generate the most frustrating answers from a woman.

How hard is it for ladies to be definite?! angry

Is it a crime to give straight answers?! angry

Romance › Re: Is It Bad To Drop Your Partner For A Better Package? by Tymax(m): 9:51pm On Nov 01, 2014

MrsBreezy:
Nah. Cause there will someone better than the better guy too

Exactly what was on my mind.

Ask me anything- even up to half of my kingdom- and I will give thee.

grin

Romance › Re: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She's Dating? by Tymax(m): 7:44pm On Nov 01, 2014

3cycle:
Yep. No limits to what you should do for the woman you love.

No limits? Isn't that ruinous? I feel there should be limits so that she won't take liberties. You know how you women are. angry

Romance › Re: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She's Dating? by Tymax(m): 6:58pm On Nov 01, 2014

3cycle:
No rules should be made in relationships except if you're in it just to hit and go.

Whaaaaat??!! Do you actually mean this? angry

Romance › Re: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She's Dating? by Tymax(m): 2:59pm On Nov 01, 2014

3cycle:
Don't tell me you can't cook?
Sighs

Okay I won't tell u
angry

Phones › Re: MTN YellowEleven Surprise For Nigerians by Tymax(m): 1:40pm On Nov 01, 2014

ToyozzieTohBad:
MTN USERS SEND 11 TO 400

100MB

Romance › Re: Should A Lady Cook For The Guy She's Dating? by Tymax(m): 1:30pm On Nov 01, 2014

3cycle:
Cooking for Boyfriend isn't big deal as long as he reciprocates.

Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by Tymax(m): 11:57pm On Oct 31, 2014

3cycle:
Bujinua

You don come o. What's that? undecided

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by Tymax(m): 11:55pm On Oct 31, 2014

haytihem:
I'm rooting for _______? lol...new here though

[size=14pt]Let me fill in the gap...[/size]

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/avatars/2opt6lqyclnya8iput46ekm228bhb42b1280502[/img]

[size=14pt]Cute and friendly. She is the DARLING OF NAIRALAND[/size]

Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by Tymax(m): 11:43pm On Oct 31, 2014

3cycle:
Guess you are bored, nobody to exchange saliva with tonight abi?
No time for ya wahala.

What did u have for supper?

Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by Tymax(m): 11:33pm On Oct 31, 2014

3cycle:
Why are you stll awake?
You campaign at midnight too or...

Talk am finish na. Make I face you.

Whistling "Face me I face you" by Sunny Nneji

Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by Tymax(m): 11:32pm On Oct 31, 2014

Thank you Pasqal09 cool

Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by Tymax(m): 11:28pm On Oct 31, 2014

3cycle:
Kissing aint a big deal.
Jam your mouth together and exchange saliva.

[Faints]

That was gross

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by Tymax(m): 11:25pm On Oct 31, 2014

[size=20pt]Just look at the others running from pillar to post. Y'all need to chill.

Some issues are not open for debate.[/size]
TeamAmazingGracie

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by Tymax(m): 10:53pm On Oct 31, 2014

Pasqal09 kindly "sticky" this thread. For easy navigation please.

Romance › Re: i need a cute guy on nairaland by Tymax(m): 10:35pm On Oct 31, 2014

ireneony:
are u cute

I've been told times without number. But I don't believe it anyway. undecided

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Politics › Re: Civilian JTF Beheads 41 Boko Haram Fighters by Tymax(m): 10:31pm On Oct 31, 2014

So the vigilantes have the right to execute people summarily? I know the police and armed forces will turn a blind eye to this development.

Romance › Re: i need a cute guy on nairaland by Tymax(m): 10:23pm On Oct 31, 2014

ireneony:
I nor fine but I like fine bobo

The equation is not balanced na.

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Romance › Re: i need a cute guy on nairaland by Tymax(m): 10:02pm On Oct 31, 2014

Is this babe fine sef?
Madam, put your pic make we see whether you qualify to ask dis kind tin.

Romance › Re: . by Tymax(m): 9:27pm On Oct 31, 2014

First pink lips, now deep voice. undecided

NYSC › Re: #TeamEkiti C14: Those Posted To Ekiti State by Tymax(m): 9:20pm On Oct 31, 2014

temigracie:
Lol

Ty darling... ** cuts eyes for him**

Trust me on this.. We ll create that balance.

[Wears Shades to block any signal] cool

NYSC › Re: #TeamEkiti C14: Those Posted To Ekiti State by Tymax(m): 8:52pm On Oct 31, 2014

temigracie:
Lol....

Tell those babes to take their wase-wase eyes away from your body.

Een you too should tell those guys in your orientation camp to remove their eyes. Let us balance it like that. grin

Romance › Re: Most Nigerian Girls Are Bad Kissers by Tymax(m): 8:26pm On Oct 31, 2014*

Eeyah can't relate to this. I guess I've been lucky to meet really skillful gals. cool

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