₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,000 members, 8,419,871 topics. Date: Thursday, 04 June 2026 at 05:26 AM

Toggle theme

Typical's Posts

Nairaland ForumTypical's ProfileTypical's Posts

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)

Nairaland GeneralRe: Scammer Pics by typical(op): 6:06pm On Apr 08, 2009
and the other pic

Nairaland GeneralRe: Scammer Pics by typical(op): 6:06pm On Apr 08, 2009
including the passport (most likely fake)

Nairaland GeneralRe: Scammer Pics by typical(op): 6:03pm On Apr 08, 2009
the unsolicited mail which was sent

Good evening. Thanks for your prompt responds and my heartily greetings to you this day, I am glad for your interest in helping me with the funds transfer and investments in your country. Please understand that what I am interested is for you  to help me get my inheritance funds transfer to your account for a lucrative business in your country. Please promise me that you will not betray me when my inheritance funds is transferred into your account. 

Dear xxxx, I wish to inform you that I am 19 years old, a first year medical student of Cocody University of Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire before my father died which made it impossible for me to continue my educational carrier here. I lost my mother when I was very young, I didn't even know her. My father didn't remarry again because he loved my mother so much, so I became his only child and he took me so special and did everything for my sake and also deposited the fund in the bank for my sake and for my future. I would also want to meet with the bank here to request for the transfer to your account as soon as possible. I want you to know that I want to leave here within the shortest possible time because I've been humiliated, harassed, and frustrated by my immediate uncles in their efforts to take over all my late father's wealth, according to African tradition, whereby if a man dies without a son, all his properties will be shared among his brothers  that is (my uncles)  This is why my father deposited the funds in a fixed/suspense account for further transfer to overseas bank account.

Dear xxxx, my continuous stay here is not in my best interest as my life is not guaranteed here due to the injustice, current political crisis and killing of innocent people in this country. The fund in question is in my name but a mandate was placed on the account by the depositor which is my father. He mandated the bank to transfer the funds to his foreign business partner's account which shall be provided by me, being the next of kin to the deposited funds, This is why I require a good overseas bank account where the funds will be transferred to enable me leave here as soon as possible.

Dear xxxx, since my father died, I have been on the run to avoid being kill by the people that killed my father as my father seriously warned me that I should avoid his business friends and his brothers on the event of his death because they are the people behind his untimely death. Right now as I am writing to you I am in a local guest house here for a hide out and nobody knows about it except as I am telling you now and I want you to keep it confidential for my security reasons, I must be very careful and precaution should be my watchdog.

Base on the genuineness of this transaction I must not hesitate to provide you with my Valid IDENTITY CARD and pictures for your perusal and confirmation please kindly find below my address, and other information’s for your references.

I am sending you these details in trust and confidence and would want you to keep them absolutely confidential for security reasons please:

My name and address:
Miss Mireille BakerLot 15 Rue des jardins
Cocody-Abidjan,
Cote d'Ivoire, West Africa.Profession: student

My father:
Mr.David Baker  (blessed memory)
Lot 15 Rue des jardinsCocody-Abidjan,
Cote d'Ivoire West Africa.Profession: Businessman (Cocoa exporter)

Official address:
David & Baker  ETS.
Export & Import Compagni
4eme étage, Immeuble la Roi
face de la garde de bassam
Treitchville-Abidjan,
Cote d'Ivoire West Africa.

Dear xxxx, my late father was a known cocoa merchant in this West Africa sub-region. He was one of the big exporters of cocoa produce in this country. I will appreciate your investment advices as soon as my inheritance funds  gets into your account, because I am ignorant of business and investment world, so I will rely mostly on your advice in the investment aspect of this transaction. God bless you.

Please we have to proceed immediately so, send me a scanned copy of your photograph and identity or international passport document to enable me open discussions with the bank in regards to the transfer.  I want you to understand the need for urgency in this matter; I also want you to provide me with the following information:
1. Your Full Name:
2. Your Address
3. Your Age:
4. Private phone/fax no:

This is for easy communication between us and to enable me fax to you all the necessary documents covering the money in the bank because seeing is believing, Above all, I want you to give me your kind assistance in every aspect to get this fund transfer to your position within few days so that I will come and stay with you for the continuation of my educational carrier while you will invest the money till such a time that I will be matured enough to face the business that you are going to negotiate for me. Please get back to me as soon as possible.
Best wishes with Love,
Sincerely;
Mireille.
Nairaland GeneralScammer Pics by typical(op): 5:59pm On Apr 08, 2009
one idiot sent an email to me with someone's else's pics

FamilyRe: Why Is The Man The Head Of The Family? by typical: 11:00am On Apr 07, 2009
Becos he is from Mars
FamilyRe: Why Do White People Divorce So Frequently And For Flimsy Reasons? by typical: 10:58am On Apr 07, 2009
they dont know what they want. They only think of the sex they get at the moment
FamilyRe: Who Cheats More In Marriages? by typical: 10:53am On Apr 07, 2009
IF You TREAT UR GIRL RIGHT THEN YA MARRIAGE IS TIGHT,IF You FUK HER HOW SHE DESERVED TO BE FUK IF You TREAT HER NICE AND SWEET THEN SHE WILL NEVER CHEAT BUT IF You DON'T SPEND TIME WITH HER AND YA THINK SHE'S NOT GONNA CHEAT THEN YA ON CRACK.
who's this fool?
FamilyRe: 72 Yr Old Man In Drug Net by typical: 10:42am On Apr 07, 2009
Europeans should deal with their own people who are demanding the drugs too. Without demand, there'll be no supply
FamilyRe: If Your Husband-To-Be "Murders" Queen's English Daily! by typical: 10:39am On Apr 07, 2009
Even English citizens murder the language anyhow and they dont care.
CultureRe: I Cried When I Saw This by typical: 9:52pm On Nov 08, 2008
where this Jamo QT dey work sef?

Make I patronise you cheesy
FamilyRe: 72 Yr Old Man In Drug Net by typical: 10:37am On Sep 03, 2008
tundysho:
These things beat my imaginatiion.[b]are these drugs in such a high demand in europe.[/b]Thier being caught is as sure as daylight,yet they still try their luck may be they can pass.It seems the punishment for these crimes are not that severe here in nija,in countries like singapore and indonesia,it attracts a death penalty when convicted
yes o. these drugs are in high demand in europe. people in Europe almost always try drugs agt some point in their lives and many of them continue forever. many politicians in britain smoke igbo and it is no big deal to them. many of the young people take different kinds of drugs and it is not a big deal. that's why it's better to educate our own children in 9ja
FamilyRe: As A Nigerian What Will You Do When U See Ur Mother Smoking Weed by typical: 10:33am On Sep 03, 2008
I'm sure you saw that in Europe or America. It wont happen in Nigeria
Dont think that everybody who calls themselves Nigerians abroad are really Nigerians. just like a black man is not really English but British.
Those people wey dem born and grow up abroad no get anything about 9ja in them except the 9ja pali
PoliticsRe: Advice Fashola On Demolition by typical: 10:24am On Sep 03, 2008
bawomolo:
those were properly planned compared to most towns/cities in lagos state.
Those would of course be deemed to be properly planned. Every plan would be made to accommodate those but not same for poor masses homes. The Jakande homes were planned and built by a past government. The lease that any other should do is to make adequate provision for compensation and re-location of those affected, not a forced ejection of poor people who have not been suitalbly relocated or adequately compensated
FamilyRe: Why The World Is Full Of Unmarried Big Girls by typical: 5:12pm On Sep 02, 2008
Mesmerize:
@post
As someone stated above, because we're waiting to MR.RIGHT! cool

Who wants to be married to MR.WRONG and burdened later on with the anticipation of having to delete him later on? shocked
una go wait tire
PoliticsRe: Advice Fashola On Demolition by typical: 5:10pm On Sep 02, 2008
what about all your homes on VGC?
what about all the other homes built by his mulit-millionaire friends?
FamilyRe: Why The World Is Full Of Unmarried Big Girls by typical: 2:27pm On Jun 20, 2008
afta dem do too much yanga tolotolo dem go stay unmarried for ever. or maybe guys fit dey take dem warm up when weather cold tongue
FamilyRe: Human Trafficking, Be Your Neighbor's Keeper. by typical: 2:25pm On Jun 20, 2008
who is this woman sef? all those girls know they are going abroad to become prostitutes so dont come and tell us cock and bull stories here.

if they dont get caught and they make plenty of money we no go hear trafikking story. If they get caught in some trouble they always have nonsense stories to tell.
We know all these things. forget story
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:51pm On Jun 18, 2008
4Her:
Bring me 10 sexy looking naija men on this forum. . . then I'll agree.

No wonder people keep asking me if apes roam free in naija. . . seeing the men sef, I'll have to agree
The reason they ask you is because you look so much like an ape so they assume others look like you
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:50pm On Jun 18, 2008
@Busted toto, na so u do so tay no guy want u for naija. u go still cry
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:28pm On Jun 18, 2008
@smoooooth
make u leave shite for agbepo. wetin I want take remnant and worn out women do?
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:24pm On Jun 18, 2008
omoovie:
Oh, is that what you want to use as d argument 4 y he'd be doing me a favour?  grin grin Dem don run that jazz plus countless others by me many times men! After them blow tree finish e go either fall or hol ground. I don hol am! My sense of accomplishment is not determined by whether or not I find a man SORRY! wink
I go remind you after a few years
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:23pm On Jun 18, 2008
This ajeku busta no talk wetin she don do for her life before she come talk nonsense about 9ja guys for here
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:22pm On Jun 18, 2008
omoovie:
Hahhahahahah! That's like saying every single Naija man is ugly! Not all Asians are short -- hello? Yao Ming? Or the tallest guy in the world who's also asian? - point is yeah, there are a lot of handsome Naija men but it's also true that too many of you are also ugly inside and I refuse to deal with that crap anymore.
Asians will never marry you anyway.
I'll remind you next week and i'll be in touch with you for a long time to remind when you become a complete waste of a remnant
RomanceRe: Why Do Fools Fall in Love? by typical: 5:18pm On Jun 18, 2008
i agree that fools fall in love.
I chose who to love and so does everyone but when they want to use the victim mentality they say they fell in love
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:16pm On Jun 18, 2008
smooooooth:
no be u jare, though u get your own for body, e get one post wey that omo-asia talk about wife, she be wife material? after she don samply every race and tribe finish,who wan marry worn out kitten
no mind the spent women. dem think say we no get brains again
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:14pm On Jun 18, 2008
omoovie:
Thanks hun! I will. And yeah, I'm into Anime as well. I used to watch Samurai X on NTA growing up and have been into anime/manga ever since.


At those calling ajeku and remnant you can say whatever the hell you want to say. At the end of the day settling with most of the Naija guys these days IS tantamount to settling for an ajeku too because majority of you are man whores! Just check the posts all over Nairaland from Naija men it's all about which babe they are banging, how they are dumping their girl because she isn't banging them enough, how they have used her and are ready to dump her and find Virgin Mary to have as wife after sleeping with everything that walks et cetera, et cetera. How y'all aren't having round the clock nose bleeds from all the places y'all have sniffed only Jah in Heaven knows! End of day even if I was a remnant (which I'm not and never will b plus I don't have to let you know how many men I have or haven't slept with and what ethnicity they were or weren't) I'd still be doing whichever Naija guy I end up with (if I God's wills it) a HUGE AZZ FAVOUR!
Favour? the guy will do you a favour by giving a sense of accomplishment at having been able to find a man.  .  . till he gets his papers and leaves your remnant body
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:11pm On Jun 18, 2008
4Her:
Olodo. . .read up!!!
I already found 5 sexy ones. . .no be my fault you're not one of them. . .ugliness don scatter scatter your face. oloshi cool
how many of dem will have you permanently? NONE
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:05pm On Jun 18, 2008
4Her:
hehehe. . .talking about crying. . .

Fact is. . . . almost all naia men are butt ugly. . . Finding a cute one this days is asking to be a spinster cool
you cant end up as anything other than a spinster, except you go ethiopia go marria some of those men wey we dey see for charity campaigns
abi u think say any man go accept you as u be remnan so?
RomanceRe: Dating Asian And Latino Men: ? by typical: 5:04pm On Jun 18, 2008
na dat CTC girl carry me come here. i come ask her whether her toto don heal small after all the things wey she dey take

1 2 3 4 (of 4 pages)