₦airaland Forum

i cannot fit to read english

for you

Gbam on ur head

infobaba:
To tyty

Titi,i heard that u are in love wit someone, is it true/ i mean wit the guy textn u wright now. how was your day?

who's d guy?

wat she said

clemcykul:
why shall she shy?

tnk u jere, y shall i shy

infobaba:
Cause she's a cynosure

i beliv say no be u dey tlk

gabrywyl:
Moi? I am nowhere near Monkey Land. SOrry

na snakeland u dey?

nope i dnt?

i dnt kno wat u mean o, glo no dey upgrade?, abi mtn no dey upgrade?

studio43:
OBITUARY {RICH MAN'S}

with heavy hearts, but with total gratitude to god for the life well spent,
our our beloved father uncle, JP, GCFR, OON , CFR.

N.B all this titles na because na rich man o lol

OBITUARY FOR THE POOR,

we regret to announce the unfortunate death of gbabiamila kollins, until his death, we was a shopless road side mechanic. his has since been buried.
no night party please.
yoruba women take note.

since been buried cus na poor him him be., so tey the families forget to put their names,

what a wicked world.

y yoruba women

na we be owanmbe, abi?

u r never stable, always upgrading

wats ur P?

Mercy4All:
no argument here.
for more than two weeks, i couldn't get to zain customer uncare.
i tried the youngest of all the network - glo, it only took me just 3 attempt within 2mins.
everybody glo with pride.

dragnet, i dnt av to tlk much

u be mummy?

abi u be mama johnny?

wetin nw, abi wu dey ebarrice u

i comment my reserve nw

ur wonderful world of netwrk failure and 6 husband in 6 years or thereabout

eeeoooo, agbere pple, with agbere netwrk ,God will deliver u

dragnet:
who says they(glo) are the best in Nigeria?? Nah! we wuld disagree on this

must u reply my posts??

Glo with pride, ok?

everywhere u go, we Glo

hayprof:
I wonder wetin make my Celtel do?

if we r tlkin about networks, i mean reaaaaalllll networks, not like "Alagbere" network

lordmassacre, u wan die? i go bring johnny come for u

infobaba:
What is tufe?

Same here

Tufe(my yummie) is a man like u_{(dat is if u r one)}

Fadajasi:
Glo no be network jawe,zain sef no get mouth,but mtn is in 21 countries

Glo no be network, but remember say na Glo be d youngest of all dis networks, compare to others dat has being in existence in other countries b4 being introduced in nigeria, still they(Glo) are d best in nigeria

lordmassac:
Make una live titi now
abi nua wan open her secret?

who be dat for wia which secrete

u guys are bad

cbase:
chai! i feel u, but since Tufe no dey

who be u, pbwwwww

@drag

open ur mouth

it'snt d presnce of som1 that brings meaning 2 life, but d way som1 touchesur HRT & givs LIFE a Btiful meaning. Am glad 2 av u always as a friend. tke care

e.g gab

There r momnts in life wen u miss someone so much dt u just want 2 pick them 4rm ur dreams n hug dem 4 real, miss u

na december she wan expire

open ur mouth

hmmm

dirty mind

No Drinking and Smoking
Grandmother was talking to her grandson, trying to explain the dangers of smoking. “Now Johnny,” she said, “you have to promise Grandma that, once you’re a grown man, you will never smoke, and never drink.”

“Never, Grandma?” asked little Johnny.

“Never, boy, not even once,” replied the grandmother.

With his eyes wide as saucers, Johnny asked “But won’t I get thirsty?”