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. . . . As the thief was leaving the house, Johnny woke up and said to the thief, " Take my School Bag too, else i'll wake up my mom, ".

he'll manage it

infobaba:
Cynosure

tnk God say u dey notice me

na so d post go take reach 120 pages

ohhh, here comes johnny

oya go sleep

clem and gaby, no fartin here o

otokoto

kpele, u don try

Underwater

Chioya: How are your exams johnny?

Johnny: Underwater.

Chioya: Underwater? What do you mean?

Johnny: They're below C level.

u wan turn otokoto

Wedding Vows

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.

"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I'd appreciate it if you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied.

It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the groom's vows, the pastor looks the young man in the eye and says:

"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?"

The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, "Yes."

The groom leaned toward the pastor and hissed, "I thought we had a deal."

The pastor put the $100 bill into his hand and whispered back, "She made me a much better offer."


Mental Release

A man who had been in a mental home for some years finally seemed to have improved to the point where it was thought he might be released.

The head of the institution, in a fit of commendable caution, decided, however, to interview him first.

"Tell me," said he, "if we release you, as we are considering doing, what do you intend to do with your life?'

The inmate said, "It would be wonderful to get back to real life and if I do, I will certainly refrain from making my former mistake. I was a nuclear physicist, you know, and it was the stress of my work in weapons research that helped put me here. If I am released, I shall confine myself to work in pure theory, where I trust the situation will be less difficult and stressful."

"Marvelous," said the head of the institution.

"Or else," ruminated the inmate. "I might teach. There is something to be said for spending one's life in bringing up a new generation of scientists."

"Absolutely," said the head.

"Then again, I might write. There is considerable need for books on science for the general public. Or I might even write a novel based on my experiences in this fine institution."

"An interesting possibility," said the head.

"And finally, if none of these things appeals to me, I can always continue to be a teakettle."

infobaba:
To Cynosure


A simile is a lang which everybody understand, it cost notin bt it's
memory ma last 4ever. You are my smile. lov u

and who's d cynosure

@topic

I never Knew u were soo special until i saw God's schedule book 4 u & ur name was marked: NOT TO BE PUT TO SHAME but to be DISTINGUISHED: Av a gr8 day

if u never see gaby b4, na her twin sis be dat_{,(very much alike)}

y u?

he never tank d person who borrow am suit

lol,

but i tink say info na man na?

ebay

tammyswits:
@tyty: why do you hate me so much, eh, is it because i refused to give you that job as my gatekeeper!

u get house at all?

abi under bridge dey get gate?

tammyswits:

now, who beat u?

fear dey catch u?

d guy don post three times nw

@info

tnx for dat

cbase:
yeye
before u put man like u der, may i close am sharp sharp

Gal like You

who tell u say u be man?

boy like u

lol

for a good frend

na true say ota po ju enemy

still, saucekid this to u

yesterday was sauce's B'day, but its not too late to wish him well sha,

so sauce, Happy Birthday to you

infobaba:
hehehe, ika oda enemy of progress good for him

cbase:
Gab is too emotional for that, Na Craze girl Tyty

so far u still be d mumu boy

^{shakes headand walk away} dirty kids

ohhhhh, i c, kpele

who be anonymous for here again