ben y u dey pretend say u be pastor sef?

after u don kiss d tin finish abi?

not too funny, but ok sha

abbey, how u dey carry dis ur load waka about, u need get a wheel barrow o

@roki, check studio's pant

coz he's a confirmed dundy unlike u

my way of lookin for ur wahala

A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of
them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.

The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived
with only a single message, "NESCAFE".

The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad
on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP, "
So, the Mother was happy.

Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a
letter. There was only one message, it reads; "BENSON AND HEDGES".

The Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA
LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.

After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message
from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply
said "BRITISH AIRWAYS".

The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers
at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and
fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS
A WEEK, BOTH WAYS"

studio, wats wit dis ur "my wow experience" ur carrying about?

rephrased, refined, modified,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

stale

na wa o

who wan try u, a whole senior conductor

nich is not ok, i'm dead sure

hmmm, who Ex who?

i no vex now, i no say u don carry ladies put for ur syd

u sure say na wia i kip u u stay? d last time i checked u were not there, how parole

u sure?

wtv

may my God see u thru

just dat

wetin be ur problem?

coz u r here

errorful donsponge

abbeycity, where u been dey?

dundi united

WHO BE DIS ONE?


OLOYE BABA, I DON MISS U O , WHERE U BIN GO NOW?

like u just did

d guy tink say na magaz dey here